Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

After a while, Shen Weixing put the cleaned bowls in the drawer, took off the plastic gloves and hung them up, and heard Ye Jiuyue say: "You have read a lot now."

"It's still not the same. She wants me to go to college." Shen Weixing said with a smile, "I don't expect you to go to college, but I should be able to barely pass the exam, but it was a waste of time at that time. Just drag and drag."

He took off the apron and put it away, wiped the cooking table, and changed the topic, "Go to the living room and sit for a while, I will take you back later, there are many people on the road now."

"Yeah." Ye Jiuyue said, but still stood at the kitchen door without moving.

Shen Zhixing signaled Ye Jiuyue, who was blocking the door, to go to the living room, but Ye Jiuyue didn't move.

Shen Weixing looked at him puzzled.

Ye Jiuyue still stared at him.

After watching for a while, Ye Jiuyue took a step forward, grabbed Shen Weixing's arm, and quickly kissed his lips.

Shen Weixing: "..."

Shen said: "?"

Seeing that Shen Weixing didn't respond, Ye Jiuyue kissed again.

Shen Weixing: "..."

Ye Jiuyue kissed him again.

Shen Weixing finally reacted, he said softly, "Stop kissing."

Ye Jiuyue stood still again, feeling a little embarrassed.

"I don't have sex with you." Shen Weixing said.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

so awkward.Ye Jiuyue thought to herself.Sure enough, people should not act rashly!Embarrassed to the point of explosion, now pretending nothing happened and turning around to watch TV, can you save me?

Shen Weixing didn't know what Ye Jiuyue was thinking, he only knew that at this moment, his heart was surging but he was surprisingly calm.

Before Ye Jiuyue pretended to go to the living room to watch TV as if nothing had happened, Shen Weixing grabbed his arm in turn, looked him in the eyes seriously, and said seriously: "I want to start this relationship seriously with you, if If you are not willing, I will continue to chase you. You don’t have to worry. Don’t look at me on the surface. In fact, I don’t do many things very well, and I spend more time than others, so I get used to it and it’s okay. Boy, it's good to be steady.

So, if you haven't decided to start a serious relationship with me, I won't make out with you.As much as I want to, I won't.Ye Jiuyue, I can't explain to anyone, including you, why I had sex with you in the first place, but, believe it or not, I'm really a conservative person, and I don't want to continue to make mistakes. I just want to start seriously and formally with you. "

Ye Jiuyue looked at him silently for a long time.

Shen Weixing didn't know what Ye Jiuyue was thinking.

He felt that it might be difficult for him to guess what Ye Jiuyue was thinking, and it might be difficult for ordinary people to guess (for example, that idiot Sui Dong is a **** example).

Ye Jiuyue is not very talkative, but it's not that she doesn't like talking at all. It is very intermittent. It depends on his own mood. When he is in a good mood, he will say a few more words.

It's not right to say that Ye Jiuyue is introverted, nor is she extroverted. Of course it's wrong to be indifferent, and neither is sheer enthusiasm.

It's hard to guess, I don't know what his thinking is like.

For example, Shen Weixing didn't know why Ye Jiuyue wanted to be a friend with sex who would not interfere with him so simply, and he didn't know why Ye Jiuyue was unwilling to become a regular.

Shen Weixing has never been afraid to speculate on Ye Jiuyue's thoughts with the most bizarre ideas.

He thought, maybe what Ye Jiuyue is thinking now is "Oh, I feel like this, let's have a date".

Maybe Ye Jiuyue can really do this, anyway, it's not like she didn't have an appointment, and no one will suffer.

But Shen Weixing felt that this matter was a disadvantage, and both of them suffered a disadvantage.

Things have finally come to what they are now, and they can't go astray anymore.

Of course, it is not ruled out that Ye Jiuyue will think "If this is the case, let's break up anyway, let's break up today", and then enter another cold winter, and have to go back to the original point and start a new strategy.

Depend on!

Let's talk about it then!

Shen Zhixing was calm on the surface, but panicked inside.

Then, Ye Jiuyue gradually let go of his arm.

Bridge Bean Sacks --

Shen Weixing suddenly shouted in his heart.

Think carefully about moderate intimacy is also possible!Anyway, it's not like I haven't had an appointment!No one suffers!Is it too late to repent now? !

Ye Jiuyue let go of her hand, but her upper body leaned forward slightly. Like some kind of temptation, she first gently and a little stiffly leaned her forehead against Shen Zhixing's chest, and then gradually gained some weight.

sleep... trough...

What is it?

Shen Zhixing was a little confused.

Anyway!

hold on!Shen said yes!Whether you can get out of the single depends on this moment.

Shen Zhixing woke up suddenly, put his hand on Ye Jiuyue's back tentatively, and caressed Ye Jiuyue carefully.

Ye Jiuyue responded.

Ye Jiuyue's arm wrapped around Shen Zhixing's waist, getting closer to Shen Zhixing.

Shen Weixing felt as if he heard the sound of fireworks, which was roughly equivalent to the bgm when Super Mario passed the level.

No, I still have to hold on, I haven't won the final victory yet.

Shen Weixing stroked Ye Jiuyue's back very carefully, for fear of waking him up from his sleepwalking state with too much force.

In short, I coaxed people to sign things like "I, Ye Jiuyue, promised to have sex with Shen Weixing" while I was sleepwalking (x)

Then he found Ye Jiuyue trembling.

The heating in the room was sufficient, so both of them were only wearing unlined clothing. At this time, Shen Zhixing put his palm on Ye Jiuyue's back, and obviously felt Ye Jiuyue's slight trembling.

He couldn't be sure whether it was because of the cold or other reasons, but he silently strangled the idea of ​​taking advantage of the fire.

Ye Jiuyue really wanted to say something, but she swallowed the words she almost blurted out several times.

He didn't know what to say, and felt that saying anything at this time was quite hypocritical, and it didn't make much sense.

With one mouth, one can say anything, but it is easy to overthrow it.

"Ye Jiuyue." In the end, Shen Weixing spoke first.

Ye Jiuyue didn't move or respond.

Shen Weixing continued to gently follow his back, and said in a very gentle voice: "I'm very nervous, I don't dare to guess what you are thinking, I feel that I often guess wrong, so what are you thinking, you can directly Tell me? Not just now, but also in the future, tell me what you want and what you don’t want.

I haven't studied well for a few days, I'm not as smart as you and your classmates, I may have to study for half a day to learn things that you can learn in less than half an hour, but I will spend more than half a day than you Go to study hard, if you can't do it for a long time, then you can take another half day, and if you can't do it, you can take another half day.

I really want to be nice to you. I have bullied you because I am not good, but I will never bully you again in the future, and I will not let others bully you. I will be very good to you, so you have to believe me ,OK?Even if you want me to guess, give me more time to do my homework.You tell me now, what are you thinking, okay? "

Ye Jiuyue opened her mouth again, and it took a while to make a sound, her tone was soft and firm: "I want to have sex."

Shen Weixing: "…………………"

This is fucking embarrassing.

"I want to have sex with my boyfriend." Ye Jiuyue added a second before Shen Weixing was pissed off.

Shen Weixing's hands stopped.

Ye Jiuyue took a deep breath, looked up into Shen Weixing's eyes, and expressed her appeal very seriously: "I want to have sex with my boyfriend Shen Weixing."

Shen Weixing: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, Ye Jiuyue was worried that the atmosphere would be awkward again, so she bit the bullet and asked, "Do you want to do it?"

Shen Weixing bowed his head and kissed him.

Do it, do it, do it, do it as you say!Do what you like!

Shen said that Xing gave up on himself.

……

It wasn't the first time to kiss, it wasn't the first time to make out, and it wasn't the first time to get entangled at the kitchen door, like an animal that couldn't control itself.

In the past, Shen Weixing felt that Ye Jiuyue was really poisonous, making himself feel like he was in heat when he teased him a little bit. Of course, the process was very refreshing, but after sending out, he would fall into deep sage reflection.

Reflecting on why I am like this, this is so fucking unlike me, it is simply ooc, even worse than that bunch of cp fan brains, this is too scary, not as good as the compassionate person who saved Lu Bei's vampires in fans' brains set it!

The point is that it's all like this, and Ye Jiuyue firmly denies that he deliberately teases herself all the time.

That's not because you deliberately seduced me, I took the aphrodisiac myself? !Then why didn't I do this to other people? !

Shen Weixing was very irritable.

For a time, he didn't know how to explain his feelings for Ye Jiuyue, or his feelings, so he could only understand it as Ye Jiuyue's superb methods and scheming to deliberately seduce and play hard to get (until Ye Jiuyue didn't even put on her pants, she was Resolutely utter the voice of "We are really just friends with benefits, everything is just your blind thinking, in fact, I like you not as much as I like sea salt cheese", rely on __).

Shen Weixing didn't think too highly of himself, but no matter what, the feeling that Ye Jiuyue could make herself different from usual was really—very irritating.

It even resembles a sense of crisis.

Subconsciously, I feel the crisis that I will face a very important and very important change in my life.

This is not the kind of change of making a good friend, suddenly getting a good show, and having a lot of money in the account. This is hard to describe. Those things are just ordinary things that happen in life. Ye Jiuyue is different, Ye Jiuyue is likely to change everything.

Before an earthquake or a typhoon, some animals feel uneasy.

Because they are about to face a new world after all the original order is destroyed.

Shen Weixing had such an intuition, but the problem was that Ye Jiuyue didn't have such a self-awareness yet.

Who can not be impatient? !

Just, just very irritable.

Shen Zhixing reluctantly left for a little bit, and kissed back the next second, thinking that this was really fatal, I'm afraid it was really fatal tonight, Ye Jiuyue used to be beaten to death every time he came here, very This kind of person inherently has the posture that death is worse than death sooner or later, relying on his dying willpower to control the field, but today this situation may not be able to control the field.

Forget it, people are mortal, sooner or later they will die, it is better to die happily.

Shen Zhixing thought desperately.

It took another half an hour, and Shen Zhixing managed to transport Ye Jiuyue from the kitchen door, past the dining table and sofa, and finally back to the bedroom bed. His head and other organs were feverish, and he managed to distract himself to open the drawer of the bedside table. Touched the air for a long time.

Damn, I remember there was still half a bottle of lubricant left!Shen Weixing thought brokenly.

Ye Jiuyue pulled his hand back, and thoughtfully explained to him: "I threw it away."

"When?!" Shen Weixing asked in shock, "Why did you throw it away?"

"When I ended the friendship with you." Ye Jiuyue explained kindly, "I bought that."

"..." Then there's no need to be so extreme? !So what if you leave me half a bottle of lube? !Is it okay to keep it as a souvenir? !

Ye Jiuyue bumped into him, and calmly reminded: "It's at the door, you go and get it."

Shen Weixing was shocked and panicked again: "I don't know what you are talking about, why is there at the door?"

Why are you talking so much at this time? !Ye Jiuyue was about to collapse: "I'll get it."

"I'll go, I'll go!" Shen Weixing buried him back under the quilt, got up and ran outside with his pants on.

Shen Zhixing quickly went to the porch and performed a show of tearing up the courier with his bare hands. When he was about to go back to the bedroom with the things, he suddenly paused, picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table, and removed the main card.