Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

No matter how slow Shen Zhixing drove the car, he soon reached the gate of the dormitory building.

Ye Jiuyue thanked her and planned to get out of the car, but she was stopped by Shen Zhixing. Seeing that the other party was a little hesitant, she asked for a long time: "Do you have a microwave oven in your bedroom?"

Ye Jiuyue said, "No."

Shen Weixing asked, "Where's the rice cooker?"

Ye Jiuyue said, "Yes. My roommate has."

Shen Weixing said quickly: "Isn't it forbidden to put these in university dormitories?"

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a moment, and asked back, "Then why are you asking me this?"

Shen Weixing hesitated for a moment, turned around and came over from the back seat with a bag, and said in a low voice, "I made soup."

As usual, Ye Jiuyue couldn't hear his volume -30, fast forward x4: "What?"

Shen Zhixing slowed down his speech, and repeated: "I made soup for you, fish head soup, to nourish your brain, haven't you been busy with reviewing every day recently?"

Ye Jiuyue doesn't like to eat fish heads because they don't have much meat.

But of course it was impossible for him to say such words, he just looked at Shen Weixing silently.

"I didn't take it out just now because I have been hesitating whether to take it out. You will find it difficult to take it out because of our current relationship." Shen Weixing smiled, "But don't think too much, isn't it? That's what, that's what."

Ye Jiuyue: "..." What is the first "that what" and what is the second "that what"?

"It's okay if you don't want it, I'll save it to cook the noodles myself tomorrow morning." Seeing that he was silent, Shen Weixing hurriedly added this sentence.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

Seeing that he was still silent, Shen Zhixing put the bag in his arms back to the back seat silently, and said, "Then I won't go down and open the door for you. I'll be seen by your classmates later."

Ye Jiuyue let out an "um", unfastened her seat belt, and got out of the car with her schoolbag in her arms.

Shen said that the governor let out a sigh of relief.

I don't know what to do here tonight.

He watched Ye Jiuyue bypass the car door and suddenly walked to the back seat—opened the back door, lifted the bag out, closed the door again, returned to the driver's door, and knocked on the window.

Shen Zhixing hastily rolled down the window, straightened his back, and leaned on the window to look.

Ye Jiuyue hugged the bag containing the thermos, and smiled at Shen Weixing: "Thank you."

"No thanks, no thanks!" Shen Weixing said hastily.

Ye Jiuyue said again: "If there is too much and I'm afraid it will go bad, can I invite my roommate to eat together?"

Shen Weixing hurriedly said, "It won't hurt if it's so cold."

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

"..." Shen Weixing changed his words, "No, it's not good to eat alone. Let them eat it. It's not good to leave it for a long time. I'll do it after eating. I won't be able to work in a few days, and I have nothing to do these days. "

Ye Jiuyue: "Yes."

"Then you go in quickly, Leng." Shen Weixing urged him.

Ye Jiuyue nodded, but didn't leave in a hurry, but hesitated for a while, took out something from the pocket of the down jacket, and handed it to Shen Weixing.

Shen Weixing took it and saw it was a walnut.

"..." Shen Weixing's smile gradually stiffened, "What do you mean?"

Ye Jiuyue looked at him hesitantly for a while, then freed up a hand, patted his shoulder cautiously, and said in deliberation, "Mmmmmm."

Shen Weixing said seriously: "I really don't know what you mean by 'um' every time, and I suspect that you say that on purpose every time."

This time it was really not intentional.Ye Jiuyue said in her heart.This time because I really don't know what to say.

"Come on." Finally, Ye Jiuyue said so.

Shen Zhixing said blankly: "What? No, you make it clear, I really didn't understand. Why do you come on? Make soup? Chasing you? Filming?"

Ye Jiuyue said, "Come on, drink more fish soup yourself."

Shen Weixing: "Huh?"

"I recommend you to watch the drama I acted in. It's very good." Ye Jiuyue said slowly, "The cases in it are very realistic and representative."

Shen Weixing: "Huh?"

"I'm going in, goodbye." Ye Jiuyue turned and entered the gate of the dormitory building.

Although I don't know why, I can think about these things later. Anyway, Ye Jiuyue's brain circuit is not magical on the first day!

Shen Weixing watched him enter the dormitory, slammed the steering wheel, and whispered "yeah" with his fists clenched.

Go back and do something!Empty cart!Going to the vegetable market tomorrow!I also temporarily added a task to find the script of his play!Very busy!

When Ye Jiuyue went back to the dormitory, the other three roommates were still up, and they were cramming and studying the key points that Ye Jiuyue had drawn for them. When they heard the door knocking, they turned around and said, "Jiuyue, why did you come back at this time? The self-study room is not It’s closed early? I’m planning to call you if you don’t come back.”

"Something happened." Ye Jiuyue said.

The roommates didn't ask any more questions, and each went back to continue reading at night.

Ye Jiuyue returned to her desk, put the bag containing the books on it, took out the thermos from the bag, stared at the lid for three seconds, and suddenly asked, "Are you hungry?"

"I just made noodles." The roommate said without looking back.

In fact, Ye Jiuyue knew it when she came back to the dormitory. After all, she only dared to open the window for ventilation in the middle of the winter, and the dormitory still had a strong smell of instant noodles.

But I just want to ask this question.

Seeing that everyone was not curious and didn't look back, Ye Jiuyue stopped talking, turned on the lamp on the table, took out a bowl and spoon from the cabinet, unscrewed the thermos, scooped up half a bowl and started drinking.

The effect of the thermos is quite good. The white fish head soup is still hot and fresh.

"Fuck, eat alone?!" Roommate A exclaimed as she got up to go to the toilet.

Ye Jiuyue said calmly, "I asked you."

"You didn't say you have soup! Damn it, it smells so good." The roommate leaned over and bent over to smell it, and couldn't help swallowing, "Did you buy it?"

Ye Jiuyue denied: "No."

The roommate looked at him suddenly differently: "Where did you come from?"

Straight man's first reaction: Fuck, there's a girl!

Second reaction: Fuck you, Ye Jiuyue, aren't you curvy?

Third reaction: No, it's not normal to send soup in the middle of the night.

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a while, smiled at her roommate, and asked without answering, "Do you want a drink?"

The other two have also been attracted, and they leaned their heads together to smell it, and they were so hungry: "Drink! Take the bowl! Take the bowl! Save some for me!"

"Damn it, save some for September."

"Where did it come from? You haven't said it in September."

Ye Jiuyue watched them serving soup, with a trace of suspicious vanity faintly revealed in her calmness, and said, "My boyfriend made it."

Roommate A: "..."

Roommate B: "..."

Roommate C: "..."

Suddenly, the soup in his hand seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

The ruthless killer Ye Jiuyue made up the knife with a sincere face: "He said, I talked to you last time, and you are very nice. When did you talk? What did you talk about?"

Roommate A: "..."

Roommate B: "..."

Roommate C: "..."

When did you talk?The only one-sided call was when Ye Jiuyue had a fever. His boyfriend used Ye Jiuyue's WeChat to go to the dormitory group to ask for leave, and then warned them not to help Sui Dong pry his corner.

Think about the behavior of digging a hoe for Sui Dong from time to time recently - if Ye Jiuyue is not also drinking soup from a bowl, they will suspect that Ye Jiuyue's boyfriend poisoned the soup!

Ye Jiuyue drank the soup calmly.

After Shen Zhixing went back to the apartment, he was on his own for a long time, finally calmed down, and was about to go to bed after scrolling through Moments, when he saw the latest news posted by Ye Jiuyue.

Ye Jiuyue: The fish head soup is delicious^^

[Empty thermos pot.jpg]

【leave a message】

Lu Southwest: Damn it, where did it come from?If you eat alone, you will be short for a lifetime!

Ye Jiuyue replied to Lu Southwest: I am as tall as you.

Lu Xinnan replied to Ye Jiuyue: Optical illusion!

Lu Bei replied to Lu Southwest: Are you fat again?

Lu Southwest replied to Lu Bei: woc!you shut up!

Shen Weixing, who had learned the lesson last time, quickly switched and added a friend's trumpet to leave a message.

【leave a message】

Flymetothemoon: [cute]

Ye Jiuyue replied to Flymetothemoon: [cute]

Flymetothemoon replied to Ye Jiuyue: [cute][cute]

Ye Jiuyue replied to Flymetothemoon: [cute][cute]

Flymetothemoon replied to Ye Jiuyue: [cute][cute][cute]

Ye Jiuyue replied to Flymetothemoon: [Good night]

Alas!

Shen Zhixing scratched his face in displeasure, and quickly comforted himself in the next second: This time the reply was superimposed twice!Next time is three times!

……

Many students have the habit of checking each other's answers after the exam, but neither Ye Jiuyue nor Lu Southwest have this habit.

For Ye Jiuyue, starting from junior high school, the matter of answering itself does not have much meaning, because he often answers differently from most people, most people have their own mistakes, and Ye Jiuyue usually That's right, or more tragically, everyone "died together".

As for Lu Southwest, he didn't quite remember the answers after the exam...

"Okay, don't correct the answers, the exam is over, and you can't steal the papers and correct them!" Lu Xinnan said to his roommate disgustedly, "Can you talk about other things? It's hard to finish this exam." , I almost died of reciting the book, and I urgently need to change my mood."

The roommate also disliked him very much, turned to the other side and flattered: "With Jiuyue's help to draw the key points, I have memorized a lot less. The key point of Lao Deng's drawing is that the catalog is really tragic. Is it something that people can do?"

Lu Southwest hated him even more: "I'm ashamed to go to the same school as a scumbag like you."

The roommate also disliked him even more: "Brother Lu, you have to face up to one thing. After the exam, there is still next semester. If there is no accident in the middle, we will continue to be roommates for three and a half years. If there is an accident in the middle, I will give it to you." You vote-"

The other classmate next to him patted him, and said in a taboo: "Say something nice! Don't make such a joke."

Last time, the incident of poisoning in other dormitories was finally investigated. Although the poisoned students were rescued, they also left sequelae. The poisoned one is still waiting to be determined.

When it comes to this topic, everyone is very uncomfortable. Lu Xinnan hurriedly said: "Hey, there are three days left before the final exam, and there are no classes these days. Didn't you say to go out and relax last night? I'll memorize it I'm crazy, I don't care, I have to go out to play, will you go? I treat you."

"Brother Lu's treat, I won't go, I'm not human!"

"I'm different from him, Brother Lu, I'm because you are rarely willing to give up your computer and go out for a walk, and risk your life to accompany you!"

"Because Brother Lu's computer is locked in the box, he doesn't know which of us has the key hahahahaha!"

The late stage of Internet addiction, but this time the final exam results are related to whether Lu Dongbei will be killed by Lu Dongbei when he returns home during the New Year, so the hero Lu Southwest who had to stab himself was very sad, holding his heart and being speechless.

A group of people walked noisily and discussed where to go to play, and finally agreed that if the weather is fine the day after tomorrow, they will go mountain climbing, and if it is cold, they will go to sing.

Ye Jiuyue had been listening to them silently, and after thinking about the exam three days later was an elective course, she was basically sure, so she agreed to go together.

It's good to change your mood.

Then they met Shen Weixing who was shooting magazine covers on the mountain.

There were several girls among the classmates who climbed the mountain together. When they saw the excitement, they went to join in and found out that it was the big star Shen Zhixing who was taking pictures, and their feet immediately took root in place!

"Go and continue climbing, I'm tired." Sister A said calmly.

"The scenery here is unique, and I suddenly became very poetic, so I stayed here." Sister B said deeply.

"They are of the opposite sex and have no humanity. I am not like this." Sister C said sincerely, "I am thinking of the same sex, and I will stay and take care of them."

Fellow males: "..."

It's not really because of the love of classmates that I asked you to come out to climb the mountain together!It's for everyone's friendship to find a partner!Why are you pretending to be stupid at this time!Half an hour ago, you were clearly willing to understand each other and develop with us!Shen Weixing can't date you guys, no matter how much he sees!

There is no way, there are really male compatriots who want to take this opportunity to develop a partner, and they must not leave the girls to climb the mountain by themselves.

So a group of people stayed to watch.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

It's a little bit complicated, it's complicated in every way.

The matter suddenly developed into a group of girls watching the stars enthusiastically outside the filming group, while a group of boys sat on nearby stones and chairs and played with their mobile phones expressionlessly.

Oh shit.

The photographer Shen Weixing worked with this time likes to take pictures of natural locations. He deliberately chose a good weather to bring people up the mountain. He originally wanted to take advantage of the non-holidays and the cold weather. It is almost the Chinese New Year. Few people will come here to climb the mountain. , the result still ran into some individual tourists.

Fortunately, this year is not as good as in previous years. Everyone can maintain a certain level of calm when they see celebrities.

Shen Weixing was also very cooperative, he had already changed three sets of clothes, they were not thick, and even had short sleeves.

Shooting summer clothes in the cold and snow, wearing padded jackets in the scorching sun, you get used to it after a lot of experience. Anyway, the concept of photographers (or fashion industry) is difficult for ordinary people to understand, just be obedient.

Just him patting and patting—

What the fuck?

According to the photographer's request, Shen Zhixing looked handsomely into the distance, and saw Ye Jiuyue sitting on the bench in the distance. For a moment, he thought that he was hallucinating because of his heavy lovesickness.

But objectively speaking, there is no reason in the illusion that Lu Xinnan will be given as a gift.

"what--"

"ah!"

Suddenly the fans onlookers became excited, and the boys all looked up in fright, only to find that the truth was that Shen Zhixing smiled at the crowd of onlookers during the break, and raised his hand to say hello.

"..."

endure.

The boys lowered their heads to play with their phones again, and after an unknown amount of time, they suddenly heard an enthusiastic voice: "Do you want milk tea?"

Everyone looked up again and saw a young man holding a lot of milk tea and asking himself with a smile. Behind him were two staff members from a milk tea shop not far away, also carrying a lot of milk tea.

The young man smiled and introduced himself: "I'm Shen Zhixing's assistant. Brother Shen asked me to invite everyone to drink milk tea. It's all hot. It's too cold. Let's warm it up."

Lu Southwest knew Xiao Tang, so he was not polite to him: "Oh, yes."

Ye Jiuyue subconsciously looked towards the filming crew, but Shen Zhixing was nowhere to be seen.

"Brother Ye, do you want to drink? I specially bought the flavor you like." Xiao Tang called Ye Jiuyue, "Brother Shen may have changed clothes again."

The apartment was rented by Shen Zhixing and asked Xiaotang to rent it. When we first met, Shen Zhixing invited Ye Jiuyue to eat a birthday cake. I'll know right away.

——Of course, Shen Zhixing's script is slightly different from Xiao Tang's.

Xiao Tang is a boy who cares about his boss (in order to increase his salary). He sees it in his eyes and remembers it in his heart.

Ever since the apartment was rented, the boss Shen said that after the announcement or on the set, he would rush to the apartment with bags of local specialties or other gifts, and would not leave until he had a job.

I usually take pictures of anything interesting I see, and mysteriously grab my phone to poke it, which has never happened before.

This kind of situation is not because the object Xiaotang can eat the phone.

Therefore, Xiao Tang always thought that Shen Weixing and Ye Jiuyue had been in love since the first time they got together and they have been dating until now, so he called "Brother Ye" very sweetly, completely ignoring his age.

It's not easy to come out to work, and pleasing the boss's wife is also for living.

Ye Jiuyue turned around, nodded to Xiao Tang, and took the milk tea: "Thank you."

It's just that being called "Brother Ye" by Xiao Tang is a bit uncomfortable. It seems that Xiao Tang is older.Ye Jiuyue thought in her heart.

There were so many people talking, Xiao Tang didn't say much, and turned around to distribute milk tea to others.

Just as soon as he carried it back, the classmate next to him came over and said in surprise: "Fuck? What did he call you? Brother Ye? Why did I, Brother Ye, come out to mess around?"

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

Another classmate said naturally: "Isn't Jiuyue a fan of Shen Zhixing? Isn't that person Shen Zhixing's assistant?"

Ye Jiuyue: "..." No, I'm not, I haven't.You don't know what "fantou" means at all, so you just talk here.

The classmate suddenly realized: "Oh! That's right, that's right, I almost forgot, the last time I went to Brother Ye's bedroom, it was all around Shen Zhixing. My girlfriend is not so crazy about chasing stars."

Probably because your girlfriend is chasing stars alone, but I am not alone. I am chasing more than the other three people in the dormitory.

As for your girlfriend, after she climbed the wall last month, she distributed Shen Weixing's peripherals to everyone, and I also got a signed wristband...

Ye Jiuyue, who was suddenly raised from prostitution to fandom, thought guilty.

"Oh, then I understand. My sister said that Fantou will have dark deals with the staff around the stars." The classmate said firmly.

You don't understand at all!

Ye Jiuyue gave up receiving outside messages and lowered her head to drink milk tea seriously.

Xiao Tang, who was standing not far away with his back on his back, eavesdropped for a long time, but at this moment he couldn't help but secretly glanced back.

--Wow.oh.

Alas!

Gee.

The author has something to say: Satellite: Xiaotang will investigate and report again!

Weixing: Ye Jiuyue, I knew you were just pretending, but you actually love me to death!

Jiuyue: ... (How to say what you like)