Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

Ye Jiuyue sneezed just after getting under the covers.

He was vigilantly silent for ten seconds, lifted the quilt and climbed out of the bed along the stairs, and was about to take the medicine from the medicine box.

The roommate passed by just after taking a shower, and quickly rushed to hold the medicine box: "You guys help! He needs to take medicine again!"

Ye Jiuyue was pressed hard and had to explain: "I sneezed, to prevent a cold."

"You can't! September! Calm down!" Another roommate rushed over, "You really don't have a cold!"

Ye Jiuyue said persistently: "What if it's the same as last time——"

"You really don't have a cold, so don't just take medicine if you're okay, how afraid are you that you have a fever like last time, don't take medicine if you're okay!"

Ye Jiuyue said in a dying struggle, "Then I will only drink Radix Banlangen, as a precaution."

"What's wrong with you, September, sober up, what happened to you, September!" the roommate asked.

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a while, and chose to compromise: "I won't take the medicine anymore."

After finishing speaking, he reluctantly looked at the medicine box for a while, seeing that his roommate was determined and firm, he had no choice but to give up completely, and silently climbed into bed and went back under the quilt.

Actually nothing.

I am afraid that a cold and fever at this time will affect the state of the final exam.

I just want to get a scholarship, pay off Shen Weixing's money earlier, and then plan out living expenses, and save the rest in the travel fund.

Lying under the quilt, Ye Jiuyue touched her phone to open the travel app, and checked the information on the tour group's discounted overseas trips again.

Not as expensive as expected.he thinks.

He just suddenly wanted to walk around. The world is so big and people are so small. The only thing that can compare with the size of the world is vision and heart.

But it takes money.

Save money slowly.

Ye Jiuyue opened the mobile banking and swiped her account balance again, sighing silently.

Then he received an angelic call from his friends.

【private chat】

Lu Southwest: Can you earn money?

Ye Jiuyue:?

Lu Southwest: I remember you said you didn't plan to go back to your home during the winter vacation, did you?

Ye Jiuyue: Yes.

Lu Southwest: My brother is short of someone. He said he was an assistant, but in fact he was doing odd jobs. During the Chinese New Year, his assistant was going back to his hometown to get married, so he took a one-month marriage leave.Hello, I just follow my brother during the Chinese New Year month, but I don’t have any big things to do for you. My brother just goes home for the New Year, just in case there is a temporary emergency and needs someone to do chores. Usually at home, you basically just follow him. I'll just play.Three thousand for a winter vacation, the money is not much, but my brother will give you a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, and his studio gives employees benefits every year during the Chinese New Year, which is quite good.

Lu Southwest: The main thing is to take it home, so my brother doesn't trust anyone who can find it casually outside. I mentioned you to him, and he thinks it's very good.

Ye Jiuyue: It would be great if it could be done, but I haven't done it, so I won't delay things for your brother, right?

Lu Southwest: No, he said that he didn't have much work during the Chinese New Year this year, but he was used to having an assistant by his side, after all, a giant humanoid baby.

Ye Jiuyue: ...

Ye Jiuyue: All right.

Lu Southwest: ojbk, let me tell him, let's settle it for now.

Ye Jiuyue: ok.Praise Lu Beibei!

Lu Southwest: Damn it.

Lu Southwest: I did the work for you!And don't call him such a disgusting title!Break up with you!

Ye Jiuyue: hhhhhhhhh

Ye Jiuyue: Praise Brother Southwest!

Lu Southwest: That's about the same!

Ye Jiuyue thought to herself, Lu Bei was right, and Lu Southan's teasing was quite amusing_(:з)∠)_

【private chat】

Lu Southwest: It's settled.

Lu Dongbei: Good.

Lu Xinnan: Ye Jiuyue is just working as your assistant, don't mess with him, or I'll beat you to death.

Lu Dongbei: Hehe.

Lu Southwest: Damn, I'm serious, are you gay or not?I heard that eight out of ten of you are all bases!Seriously, you are not allowed to fuck my friend!I really cut ties with you!

Lu Dongbei: You recommended him on your own initiative, I just said that I lack an assistant^_^

Lu Southwest: Who knows what if you fall in love with him?You're still having an affair with Shen Weixing!Do you have integrity in the entertainment industry?I also heard that you have group P.

Lu Dongbei: You should spend less time on the Internet and read more books.

Lu Southwest: Hehe.

Lu Dongbei: Hehe.

【private chat】

Lu Bei: Acting President, here are the red envelopes.

Dai Xiaojing: You really took Jiuyue to your house?

Lu Bei: Yes.

Dai Xiaojing: How are you going to squeeze the satellite into your home next?

Lu Bei: Hehe.

Dai Xiaojing: You really don’t want to yell at me, your brother hates you so much because you often yell at him.

Lu Bei: Hehe.

Lu Bei: Mr. Dai, you don’t have a childhood at first glance. Did you catch sparrows in your childhood?It’s like pouring some rice on the ground, putting a basket on top of the rice and pulling the thread while waiting for the sparrows to enter.

Dai Xiaojing: Because my childhood was so miserable, I still caught sparrows?Do you remember how miserable my childhood was and let me tell you again?

Lu Bei: Forget it, don't talk, and I don't want to talk either.

Dai Xiaojing: Don’t, just say it!

Dai Xiaojing: [Give you my heart.jpg]

Lu Bei: [Small with one palm.jpg]

Lu Bei: Red envelope

Dai Xiaojing: [red envelope]

Lu Bei: [Receive the red envelope]

Lu Bei: Prepare the script. When the time comes, I will ask Na to come to my house for a Chinese New Year show. Shen Weixing will definitely follow Ye Jiuyue.The focus is on your script, whether you can seduce Shen Weixing or not depends on this, the rest are just preparations.

Lu Bei: As long as Shen Zhixing likes this play, he wants to act, but he won't act for him unless he quits, haha.

Dai Xiaojing: ...

Dai Xiaojing: Are you sure this is really useful?It's not that I didn't use this trick to set him up before.

Lu Bei: Your tricks are definitely useless, I'll do it.

Dai Xiaojing: Is it a beauty trick hahahaha

Lu Bei: Yes.

Dai Xiaojing: I rely on you to tell the truth?

Lu Bei: You really are big.

Lu Bei: Didn't I spend three thousand to buy a beauty and come back?hehe.

Lu Bei: It's all right, Mr. Dai, I'll help you find your way, and you've promised me something.

Dai Xiaojing: Don't worry, it's messed up, how did the surname Wang offend you?Do you have to kill them all?Don't even spare his family?

Lu Bei: Hehe.

Lu Bei: Save air.

Lu Bei: Too much garbage, the earth will explode.

A day later, taking advantage of the darkness, Shen Weixing, who was fully armed, quietly appeared on the university campus, wandered around the lake for a while, his mobile phone was burning and smoking due to the friction caused by him turning it on and off.

I had a good chat with Ye Jiuyue before, and it went very smoothly, so I just said to him directly, "I'm done. I'm in your school. Would you like to come out to eat Malatang?" It seems feasible, he likes to eat these things so much.

With that in mind, Shen Weixing took out his phone and opened it to Ye Jiuyue's page.

But Ye Jiuyue refused to see each other life and death before, and he didn't let go of saying that he could find him offline during this time. When he gets up, what should I do if the previous favorability is deducted all at once?

Shen Weixing thought about it, turned off the phone, and put it back in his pocket.

But the atmosphere was good, and Ye Jiuyue was obviously a little shaken, so he struck while the iron was hot, and showed his face to him, and it was done, he was so lustful.

With that in mind, Shen Weixing took out his phone and turned it on to selfie mode.

Wen Dong said that selling face is prohibited.

Shen Weixing thought about it, turned off the phone, and put it back in his pocket.

Damn, why should I listen to that idiot Wen Dong?Why can't you sell your face?Is it not for sale with a long face because it is only used for washing?

Shen Weixing thought about it and took out his phone.

Because Wen Dongguang changed his seventh partner this year.

Shen Weixing put the phone back.

No, Wen Dong is diligent in changing partners. Maybe it's because his usual nonsense is wrong, so he gets dumped every day. There is nothing to be proud of, and I shouldn't listen to him.

Shen Weixing took out his phone.

But at least he has seven to trade.

Shen Weixing put the phone back.

Wendong is too bothered. It's sad. Weight is not quality. Poor.

We are different.

Shen Weixing took out his phone.

What's the difference? Everyone is single at this moment.

Shen Weixing put the phone back.

Then his mind began to endlessly repeat the two lines of lyrics that were seamlessly connected: We are not the same.What's the difference?

Shen Weixing: "..."

To shut up!

He said so to his active brain cells.

It's still necessary to blow some air and calm down, don't be impulsive, but be calm and careful.Shen Zhixing thought so.

Tonight, Ye Jiuyue was in the self-study room for the final struggle before tomorrow's professional class exam. The phone was silent and placed on the table, and did not open WeChat. He didn't hold the textbook and The others walked out together, opening WeChat to check if there would be a temporary notice or something else in the class group.

The class group is quiet tonight, but there are a lot of private information.

【private chat】

Zhang San: Is the final exam coming soon?

Zhang San: Review well.

Zhang San: I finished the production and added a scene. It must be good.

Zhang San: I mean I look good.

Zhang San: It's dog blood, and they want to sell me and Lu Bei again.Don't believe it, it's all propaganda, and now the propaganda is getting more and more fond of this set. In fact, I don't know Lu Bei well in private, we are colleagues.And those who come here are all fake anyway, they are all colleagues.

Zhang San: Then do you like me more or Lu Bei?

Zhang San: Pretend I didn't ask.

Zhang San: [This message has been retracted]

Zhang San: It's been very cold recently, so put on more clothes so you don't catch a cold.

Zhang San: Let’s go to the apartment to take a shower and wash clothes. It’s warm, the washing machine is clean, you can cook and eat, and it’s quiet, so it’s convenient for you to study.

Zhang San: My agent accepted an ad for snow boots for me. Before the shooting, after a few days of shooting, they sent several pairs of samples to me to wear or give away.There is a size I remember you just right, do you wear it?Originally, it didn’t cost money, but it’s like this when shooting commercials. I often give gifts, and it’s a waste to leave them alone. I can use the razor in my next life.Whenever you visit my house, I live alone and I am often away.

Zhang San: I have a lot of books to read at home.

Zhang San: I should not have a job during Chinese New Year this year.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

He looked down one by one, seeing these messages without thinking, flicking here and there, looking for words without words and crazily hinting, he couldn't help laughing.

【private chat】

Ye Jiuyue: What is the news of the withdrawal?

Zhang San: I don’t remember either.

Ye Jiuyue: ...

Zhang San: (o°ω°o) I thought you wouldn’t look at your phone before the exam.

Ye Jiuyue: I'm afraid there will be changes in the examination room in the past few days, so I still have to check my phone.

Zhang San: Mmm.

Zhang San: When will the exam be over?Vacation after exam?Home on vacation?

The winter night was too cold, and the school was empty and windy. Ye Jiuyue was afraid of the cold, so she was anxious to go back to the dormitory to keep warm, so she left the main force and took a shortcut by the lakeside path.Although the lake is supposed to be more windy, but it's a lot closer and there are no people around, so Ye Jiuyue wanted to run all the way back to the dormitory.

He had just taken two steps, then slowed down, and looked at the person sitting on the chair by the lake not far away in surprise—it was midnight, and the north wind was blowing, and someone was actually eating the wind here, what a brave man .

Ye Jiuyue looked at the real warrior curiously, and found that the warrior was well-wrapped, covered with a woolen long windbreaker, a woolen British cap, and a big mask. At first glance, he looked quite stylish. It's a bit weird to contact the actual situation on the scene.

"..."

In the middle of the night, performance art?

Ye Jiuyue thought so, and didn't want to disturb other people's performance art, so she walked slowly, bowed her head and continued to send messages to Shen Weixing.

【private chat】

Ye Jiuyue: It will take another two weeks to finish the exam.

Zhang San: So many exams?

Ye Jiuyue: There are separate exams, and the end-of-term schedule this year is scattered.

Ye Jiuyue sent the message, and saw that the lakeside performance art warrior's phone was on, and he was bowing his head to reply to the message, and then looked up to continue to look at the moonlight on the lake.

At this moment, Ye Jiuyue's mobile phone received a reply from Shen Zhixing.

Ye Jiuyue glanced at the warrior's back again, and suddenly had an association - but he was not sure, because the Shen Zhixing he had seen before were all in summer or autumn clothes, and he had never seen Shen Zhixing's back in winter clothes .

He tentatively lowered his head and sent an emoji to Shen Weixing, then looked up immediately, and saw that the warrior lowered his head and continued to reply to the message almost at the same time, and he immediately received a message from Zhang San after replying.

Ye Jiuyue stopped for a while and didn't send again, and the warrior didn't look down at his phone anymore.

No way……

Ye Jiuyue stopped and looked at the back of the warrior three meters away.

After only five seconds of exploration, a gust of wind blew past, and Ye Jiuyue gave up observing and chose a more direct method - directly applying for a video chat.

Then he saw the art warrior by the lake, as if his hands had been burned by his mobile phone, he suddenly became vigilant, holding the mobile phone that was ringing in a low voice, but he didn't answer it immediately, but was busy raising his hand to hold the hat and tossing it. He straightened the brim of his hat again, squeezed his scarf again, fiddled with his sleeves again, and cleared his throat.

Ye Jiuyue finished the video application, and saw the back of the warrior who seemed to be able to speak, as if visible to the naked eye, followed the ringtone that stopped instantly, as he grabbed the phone and poked.

【private chat】

Zhang San: What's the matter?

Shen Weixing was pleasantly surprised just now, but when he saw Ye Jiuyue finished the video application, he quickly figured it out - Ye Jiuyue probably pressed the wrong button.

Ugh.

He was thinking about how to implicitly hint at Ye Jiuyue when someone poked him on the shoulder, immediately turned off the phone screen, and looked back amiably.

I had thought about it before I came here. In such a cold middle of the night, students would be in a hurry to walk, and they would not notice him. Even if they were discovered, they would just say that they were full and came to take a walk in the campus. At most, they would come online again Bo said that the news that he yearned for campus life was not a big deal.

As a result, when he turned around, he saw Ye Jiuyue.

To be precise, he saw Ye Jiuyue's eyes - more precisely, the glasses.

Ye Jiuyue was wearing glasses, a somewhat bloated down jacket, a big hat that came with the clothes, and several woolen scarves around her, covering most of her face. The canvas bag of the textbook, like an inflated penguin, was looking at Shen Weixing in surprise.

"It's really you—" Ye Jiuyue didn't finish her sentence in time.

Calm and calm. Nothing exists. Shen Weixing has already held him in his arms.

Go to his Wendong, is it amazing to have so many objects?None of them can live longer than three months, and I still don’t know who they are. I only listen to him when I’m sick in my head!It's too unreliable!

Shen said that he thought to himself.

Ye Jiuyue was hugged by Shen Zhixing in silence, and she spoke after a while, and asked a question in a very humanitarian spirit: "Aren't you cold?"

Shen Weixing continued to hug, and said, "It's not cold, next sentence."

Ye Jiuyue let out an "oh" and said, "I'm cold, and it's windy by the lake, so I catch a cold easily."

Shen Weixing said, "Oh."

He is refusing my hug.

Shen Zhixing thought sentimentally.

"I'm cold" means cold hearted, Ye Jiuyue is still angry from before.

"Big wind by the lake" is a metaphor for the violent storm between me and Ye Jiuyue, and he is still angry with me.

"Easy to catch a cold" refers to the fact that he was afraid that he would get hurt when he was with me, and he was still sad about the last time.

Shen said that his behavior hurts the spring and autumn and thinks sadly.

The author has something to say: Ye Jiuyue: ...

Then because he went to Lu Bei’s house for Chinese New Year in September, Shen Weixing decided to cross off Dai’s Entertainment from the job-hopping candidate list (I’m talking nonsense)