Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

I didn’t keep a spare key in the past, but after we broke up, ah no, after we broke up the hookup relationship, Shen Weixing didn’t return the apartment, and even hid the spare key under the carpet, and told Ye Jiu on the phone The matter of the month.

Considering that most of the residents in this community are rich, the property is very good, the anti-theft is very strong, 24-hour surveillance and strict access inspection, it doesn’t matter if you forget to lock the door at any time, even if the cleaner looks When it comes to the keys, they will not touch them blindly.

Although Shen said that the original intention of releasing the spare key was to let Ye Jiuyue come and continue to live when she was free, but Ye Jiuyue was somewhat embarrassed, and after opening the door and entering the house, she folded her hands and bowed to the air in the living room .

After paying his respects, Ye Jiuyue felt that this seemed a little weird. After thinking about it, she put down her hands and lied to herself: I am a domestic worker who came to help with housework, and I traded my labor for an hourly room.

But there's not much housework to do in an empty apartment.

Ye Jiuyue thought about it again, went to the bedroom and opened the wardrobe door, planning to help iron Shen Zhixing's clothes.

He opened the closet door, and there were neatly hung clothes in them, sorted into categories, from light to dark in color, from shirts to trousers, all ironed very crisply.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

Ye Jiuyue sat on the edge of the bed and silently recalled the scene of Shen Zhixing ironing his clothes.

The garment steamer is still purchased online by Shen Weixing.

At that time, Ye Jiuyue was sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV, and Shen Zhixing was squatting beside him, dismantling the courier, assembling the garment steamer, and after assembling, he took out a pile of clothes from the closet and threw them at Ye Jiuyue who was on the sofa. .

Ye Jiuyue, who was submerged in clothes, silently raised her head and watched Shen Zhixing stand beside the coffee table ironing clothes.

While ironing the clothes, Shen Zhixing criticized Ye Jiuyue for not being able to live life, not loving life and not being able to make life into poetry.

"..."

What the relationship between ironing and the poetic life is really an unsolved mystery.Ye Jiuyue thought.

In the end, Ye Jiuyue got tinnitus from his beeping, turned off the TV, walked over and unplugged the ironing machine, and dragged her to sleep.

Sleepy Dafa is good, only Sleepy Dafa can make Shen Weixing shut up, and the effect will be immediate.

Thinking of that incident, Ye Jiuyue couldn't help laughing.

Shen Zhixing's personality in private is very different from that on TV. The Shen Zhixing on TV is so mature and perfect, but the Shen Zhixing in real life is so annoying and ordinary, just like something you can find on the street Just like passers-by.

"..."

Ye Jiuyue came back to her senses, patted her face, closed the closet door, poured water on the green plants in the house, and then went to the living room to review the textbooks she brought over.

The scholarship for the final exam is still required. Although the plan to travel abroad has been canceled, the debt owed to Shen Weixing for the two first-class air tickets has not been cancelled.

At that time, I really should have insisted on taking the economy class, and no one knew me. There was only a little difference between the first class and the economy class, but there were so many gaps in the price.Ye Jiuyue thought painfully.

After reviewing until sunset, Ye Jiuyue checked the time, rubbed his stomach, and went to open the refrigerator to look for food.

There are still some foods with a long shelf life in the refrigerator. Ye Jiuyue took out two packs of vacuum eggs and cut them dry, and put them in the pot to cook with the noodles. It seemed a bit monotonous, so she picked up tomato sauce, mature vinegar, and chili sauce. I went in, thought about it again, opened the refrigerator again and searched again, took out a bag of chocolates, and put two into the pot while eating it.

Nanshan Osmanthus finally posted on Weibo.

Nanshan osmanthus: delicious! [Dark Cuisine from Devil's Abyss.jpg]

【Reply】

Winter in September:  …

Winter in September: The bento you made before is not like this.

Winter in September: Where are you?Are you out for dinner?

Lao Tzu is Lu Xinnan: Damn, why do I feel like I saw oats?You are not dead are you?

Nanshan Osmanthus replied that Lao Tzu is Lu Xinnan: Believe me, the taste is really good (o·▽·)o

I am Lu Xinnan who replied to Nanshan Osmanthus: I believe my brother said that you are not trying to cheat my money, you want my life!

【Private letter】

Who is Zhang San to you: Dump it! ! ! !

Zhang San is your who: I picked the bowl for three hours! !is crying! ! !

Nanshan osmanthus:?

Nanshan Osmanthus: Who are you?

Who is Zhang San to you: What do you think?

Who is Zhang San to you: [Bandage Monster Selfie.jpg]

Who is Zhang San: Can you order a takeaway?

Nanshan osmanthus: delicious (*/ω＼*)

Who is Zhang San: You will die after eating it.

Who is Zhang San: Are you still in the apartment?I'll order you takeaway.

Nanshan Osmanthus: No, I finished eating.

Nanshan Osmanthus: I'm sorry, I borrowed the apartment for something, so I didn't tell you.

Who is Zhang San to you: you live, I wanted you to live.It is easy to be haunted if no one lives in the house, so it is good if you live in it.

Nanshan osmanthus: ...

Who is Zhang San to you: ...

Nanshan Osmanthus: I'd better go back to the dormitory.

Zhang San is your who: bridge bean sack!

Nanshan osmanthus: [bye]

Zhang San is your who: no ghosts! !I'm just afraid you'll feel embarrassed, so I'll give you an excuse!

Zhang San is your who: you turn on the lights!

Who is Zhang San: Why are you so afraid of ghosts? !

Zhang San is your who: where?

Nanshan Osmanthus: I go back to the dormitory after washing the dishes.

Shen said that Xingsheng lay back on the hospital bed without love.

Suddenly despaired of myself.

Maybe it's out of reach.

After a while, Ye Jiuyue finally found Shen Wei again, this time on WeChat.

【private chat】

Ye Jiuyue: [screenshot]

Zhang San: Well, it's me.

Zhang San: If you are afraid of ghosts, you can ask Lu Southwest to live with you. He only needs to have the Internet, and ask him to bring his computer. He is fine with sleeping on the sofa at night, and there is an air conditioner.

Ye Jiuyue:?

Zhang San: What does the question mark mean?Can you speak two more words?

Ye Jiuyue: It's okay.

Zhang San: Just tell Lu Southwest that it's your friend's house.

Ye Jiuyue: Not good, he will ask.

Zhang San: Then you say it’s me.

Ye Jiuyue: No.

Zhang San: Forget it, whatever you want.

Zhang San: Did you really eat that bowl?Really edible?Isn't it normal for you to cook and eat?

Ye Jiuyue: On a whim.To be honest, it's not really tasty and I shouldn't have put bitter chocolate in it.

Zhang San: ...is it just that it shouldn't be?

Ye Jiuyue: But it's okay.

Zhang San: Are you logical?

Ye Jiuyue: As long as you can eat it.

Zhang San: Please pursue life more, I beg you.

Ye Jiuyue: Strike!!＿|￣|○

Zhang San: You can do everything so easily, why can't you just fall in love with me?

Ye Jiuyue: ...

Zhang San: Think about it, even if you are afraid that we will break up in the end, at least you once had it!It's not a disadvantage, don't you think?If it doesn't work, it's free shipping for seven days, so it's not a disadvantage.

Ye Jiuyue: ...

Zhang San: Don't say anything else, just say whether it is the truth.

Ye Jiuyue: Indeed.

Zhang San: So?

Ye Jiuyue: Drink plenty of hot water and rest more. I'll watch TV.

Zhang San: Hello (#`O')

Zhang San: Don't you want to review?

Ye Jiuyue: I'm going to review.

Zhang San: ...Go, go, go.

Ye Jiuyue lied and didn't go to review. Instead, she buried her mobile phone in the gap of the sofa, put a pillow on it, watched silently for a long time, and thought silently for a long time.

It seemed that Shen Weixing was right.No loss, no loss, blood earning.

During this period of time, he has become much more normal, and he swears every now and then that he will never be the same as last time.

Shen Weixing in front of the public is indeed not like that.

Shen Weixing, who bought the cake, was not like that either.

He also explained many times why it became like that at the time.

...But, should you trust him?Can you trust him?

What if he reverted to his old ways?

What if Shen Weixing just wanted to go to bed?

A man can do anything and say anything in order to go to bed. Shen Weixing is like this, and he is like this. They are all men, and some things are tacit.

Otherwise, let's resume the relationship with Shen Weixing, and no one needs to be entangled.

No, don't think about it, what are you thinking about, why do you want to recover?I don't owe him anything, so I didn't have to worry about it.

Ye Jiuyue patted her face again, calmed down, and dug out the phone that was sealed in the crack of the sofa to check the hard photos of other idols, and occasionally searched Shen Weixing's high-definition scene without P or even black photos, trying to give A dog that was about to get lost regained its sobriety.

Looking at it, Ye Jiuyue suddenly stuffed the phone back into the gap of the sofa, got up and went into the bedroom, lay down on the bed, hugged the pillow and buried her face.

Black photos can't even cause an impact!It's already a very dark black photo!Apparently, the publisher purposely made this snapped black photo even uglier!

but!

Ye Jiuyue just stared at the black photo for a whole minute, and there was actually one thought in her head: cute, think.

In fact, Ye Jiuyue couldn't see what was on the black photo at all. What he could see in his eyes was Shen Weixing himself, who he usually saw with his own eyes.

The painting style is different from ordinary people, whether it is in terms of face or brain circuit, it is different from ordinary people, and it is very special.

He swore it would never be the same.

He said, just try it, if you are not satisfied, you can return it within seven days without any reason.

Ye Jiuyue bought the Kindle last time because of this sentence, the customer service said softly: It's okay, you buy it and play it, if you don't like it, you can return it for no reason, it doesn't matter.

At that time, he should have realized that the customer service dared to say this, which meant that he was sure that he would not return.

In fact, he really didn't want to return it, and he liked it when he took it apart, why should he return it?Not back, want to keep.

So he took another odd job to fill the expense.

Recalling the shopping experience that she cheated on herself, Ye Jiuyue became vigilant, got up and planned to retreat, but suddenly saw the Rubik's cube on the bedside table.

I bought this Rubik's Cube when I was dating Shen Zhixing, and when I was strolling in the night market one night.

After buying it back, Shen said that he could not learn how to twist each side to be the same.

Ye Jiuyue couldn't understand how Shen Weixing could not play according to the formula.

Then that night, the two of them covered the quilt and leaned against the head of the bed, teaching persistently for more than half an hour.

To be more precise, it was Shen Zhixing leaning against the head of the bed, and Ye Jiuyue leaning against him, turning on a small desk lamp, holding a Rubik's cube with both hands and breaking it back and forth.

Later, Ye Jiuyue became impatient, and it was inconvenient to say it directly, so she almost suspected that Shen Weixing was pretending to be crazy, otherwise, how could it be that she couldn't teach?And why do you have to learn this?

As a result, he turned his head and saw that Shen Weixing maintained the expression of surprise and curiosity half an hour ago, and sighed: "Do you think this has something to do with IQ?"

"..." No, it shouldn't be a big deal.And have you realized that you have cheated yourself with these words?Ye Jiuyue thought silently.

In the end, Ye Jiuyue launched the sleeping method to end this torment for each other.

The next morning, Ye Jiuyue woke up comfortably and found that Shen Weixing had disappeared.He didn't think much about it, and when he got out of the bedroom, he saw Shen Weixing lying on the sofa and falling asleep, holding the completed Rubik's Cube in his hand, and the floor lamp beside him was on or off, he didn't know what time it was until midnight It was not until the clock fell asleep.

Ye Jiuyue turned around and went to the bathroom to wash up. She had just finished brushing her teeth and was wiping her face when she saw Shen Wei walking in from the mirror, coming from behind her with two arms around her shoulders, holding the Rubik's Cube that had been messed up again. In front of my eyes, I twisted and said happily, "Then when you fell asleep, I searched for videos on the Internet and watched them!"

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

Is it a child?

But I don't know why, Ye Jiuyue always thinks of Shen Wei's joyful look in the mirror at that time, very vivid.

Very easy to please.

Very, very ordinary.

Ye Jiuyue grasped the Rubik's Cube again at this moment, and suddenly couldn't remember what she had been struggling with.

Shen Weixing is indeed a devil, the kind who can brainwash.

I just learned how to twist a Rubik's Cube, and I spent most of the night learning it. Why can this matter wash my brain?Ye Jiuyue was puzzled, so she could only sit there and meditate, without moving for a long time, until she heard the sound of her heartbeat changing from thump to boomboomboom in the quiet bedroom, as if it was echoing.

It must be because good-looking people are too foul.Ye Jiuyue thought enviously.

The author has something to say: Brother Shen half a year ago: Hehe, this pervert Ye Jiuyue is always eager to drag me into trouble regardless of what I am doing.

September half a year ago: Dafa is good when you are sleepy, Shen Zhixing only talks less when you are sleepy.

Brother Shen half a year later: Hurry up and drag me into trouble!

Half a year later, September: Why did he start beeping when he was sleepy?