Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

"It's just right, let's end here, it's quite a ritual." Ye Jiuyue had a rare humor with him and made a joke.

But Shen Weixing couldn't laugh at all, he just asked a little confused: "So what's wrong with it?"

Ye Jiuyue explained slowly: "I will put the apartment keys and other things in the apartment. You can go and check them when you have time. I will not disclose your privacy to anyone, so you can rest assured."

"No, wait!" Shen Weixing was dumbfounded, "What's the matter with you? Break up if you say you want to break up? Can you at least give me a reason?"

Ye Jiuyue paused for a moment and explained, "We don't call it a breakup, it's just that I don't want to date you in the future."

"Then who do you want to make an appointment with? Sui Dong?!" Shen Weixing blurted out, and then had a flash of inspiration, "Did you go back suddenly because of Sui Dong? Did he break his leg or suddenly fell ill? He had to go back to you You are willing to get up from the ground, right? What kind of broken plot is this?"

"It has nothing to do with Sui Dong, and he didn't contact me." Ye Jiuyue said slowly, "This is my decision."

Shen Weixing punched the countertop of the sink, staring at the speechless self in the mirror: "Then give me a reason, it's pretty good, isn't it good in the morning?"

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a while, and asked slowly and with some doubts: "We are not dating, do we need to explain the reason?"

Damn, Sui Dong, who had been laughing at him for several days, finally found out that Sui Dong at least had the name of an ex-boyfriend, and he couldn't even get the name of the legitimate reason for breaking up!

Immediately, Shen Zhixing, who was a generation shorter than Sui Dong, thumped the sink again, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes."

Ye Jiuyue sighed softly from the other end of the phone, and then, Ye Jiuyue said softly: "I don't like the tone of being laughed at, people in my hometown all talk like this."

"..."

Are you fucking crazy? !

Shen Weixing asked in disbelief, "Just for this?"

Ye Jiuyue said, "No, that's just one of the reasons."

Shen Weixing couldn't say whether he should breathe a sigh of relief, but just urged: "Then tell me, why?"

Ye Jiuyue sighed softly again, and said, "I don't like doing housework, why do I still have to do housework?"

"..." Shen Weixing said a little speechlessly, "Then don't do it! I didn't force you to do it! There is nothing you need to do, so you can just pretend to coax me? I only let you It’s just pretending. If you really don’t like it, don’t do it in the future, and ask a housekeeper to clean it, since there’s nothing to clean anyway.”

Ye Jiuyue said again: "I don't like to cook either. If I cook, you will say it's unpalatable."

Shen Weixing hurriedly said: "I will do it, so I will do it from now on, right?"

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a while, and then said: "You were always impatient with me before."

Shen Weixing struggled to survive: "At that time——at that time, everyone didn't know each other very well. I, my personality was so tsundere!"

Ye Jiuyue: "..." How can anyone say that he is arrogant?

"Yes, that's it. Aren't you my fan? You must know that my character design is like this." Shen Weixing opened his eyes and talked nonsense, forcing Lu Bei's official character design onto his head.

Ye Jiuyue was silent for a while, and then said: "Your emotions have changed so quickly, I'm a little scared."

"What are you afraid of?" Shen Weixing was a little confused, "You don't think I'm like a perverted murderer?"

"That's not the case." Ye Jiuyue said, "I'm just not good at dealing with such things."

Shen Weixing hurriedly said: "The pressure is a bit high during this period, and I won't be able to do it in the future."

Ye Jiuyue sighed again.

Shen Weixing waited nervously for him to speak.

Ye Jiuyue said softly: "I don't like being bullied. Some things will make me feel that you don't respect me. We are just dating and being equal. It doesn't mean you can bully me."

"I didn't bully you, so don't be on the line." Shen Weixing defended himself depressedly and guilty, "It may have been a little bit before, isn't it much better recently? I said it, it was the two of us who didn't know each other before. cooked..."

"Anyway," Ye Jiuyue said, "I'm at the airport, so let's not talk about it, let's just leave it at that. Thank you for taking care of me during this time, I wish you a prosperous career in the future, and a big hit at the box office. I will continue to support you."

Fuck your mother's career, Changhong is a big hit at the box office, the ghost wants your continued support? !Shen Weixing also became angry: "I won't tell you now, let's talk face to face when I go back."

"If you want to have sex with me against my will, I will call the police." Ye Jiuyue said vigilantly.

Shen Weixing: "..."

Ye Jiuyue patched: "I agree with sex. It doesn't mean that anyone, including you, can force me to have sex, nor does it mean that I can be disrespected."

Shen Weixing: "..."

Depend on!

I was hit!

When Wendong and the others were talking nonsense before, they clearly said that it would be fine for couples to quarrel and sleep together!They are all liars!

Shen Weixing swallowed his anger and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Ye Jiuyue said, "I don't want to do anything."

"..."

Ye Jiuyue said again: "I just hope that we won't have any more personal contact in the future."

"Whatever you want!" Shen Weixing hung up the phone abruptly, and after thinking about it, he planned to smash the phone. At least he held back the anger and thumped the sink again. He whipped the towels off the shelf toward the sink.

Ye Jiuyue is really a fucking wonderful flower!If you say break up, you break up, if you say break up, you break up, without giving any advance notice——

Wait, this situation seems familiar.

Shen Zhixing was smoking the towel, and suddenly thought of Sui Dong.

From Sui Dong's point of view, Ye Jiuyue had always been limp and untempered, but secretly wrote all her dissatisfaction in the notebook, and then broke up suddenly.

Depend on!

Sui Dong suddenly understood a little bit!

Depend on!

What a mess, why do you need to understand Sui Dong? !

Shen Wei shook his head vigorously, trying to get his sympathy and understanding for the enemy out of his mind.

No no no no no no, this situation is different, Sui Dongna not only "bullyed" Ye Jiuyue, but also found a girlfriend and cheated on her—

Thinking of this word, Shen Weixing suddenly remembered something he had forgotten.

For example, Xia Qiu.

He suddenly remembered about Xia Qiu.

Shen Weixing: "..."

I haven't found a girlfriend, but I have a boyfriend who is about to become a boyfriend.

Shen Weixing: "..."

its not right.

Originally, she wanted to talk to Ye Jiuyue about breaking up, ah no, she wanted to talk to Ye Jiuyue about ending this relationship.

Why did Ye Jiuyue take the initiative to say it in the end?

Of course, it doesn't matter who said it.

The point is-

The point is...

The point is, when things came to an end, he suddenly realized that he didn't want to end this relationship.

What's more, I seem to, probably, maybe, maybe, secretly want to develop this relationship further.

No no no no no no no no no, how is it possible?Impossible, impossible in this life, what I like is Xia Qiu, not Ye Jiuyue.

Shen Weixing worked hard to straighten out his identity and thoughts.

It was an accident for Ye Jiuyue, and I was worried about how to say this, and I was afraid that Ye Jiuyue would miss it.It's good now, he took the initiative to speak up, I'm saving trouble, I should be happy, I should be happy, I should hurry up and celebrate with a smile.

Shen Weixing looked at himself in the mirror, smiled reluctantly, and quickly collapsed.

Laughing fart, happy fart, somehow got dumped by Ye Jiuyue.

Ye Jiuyue can't be a fart, people don't care about it at all, after sleeping with me, enough of me, throw me away like a pile of used toilet paper.

I, Shen Zhixing, with tens of millions in a movie, first-line traffic, (the future movie star), was given to sleep by a fan who is not a resource king, a rich second generation, or a gold master, just as simple as a massage The stick was used, and it was thrown away when it was finished.

Hold!No one will believe it!

Shen Weixing yanked the towel vigorously again.

Dai Xiaojing had been eavesdropping for a long time with his ear pressed against the door panel, and he opened his mouth when he saw a voice that hadn't spoken for a long time: "Satellite, are you okay? I asked someone to take the director to the restaurant. It's just the two of us here. You have something to say."

Shen Weixing didn't speak.

Dai Xiaojing pushed open the door, took a closer look, and turned pale with shock: "Fuck, quarrel, quarrel, are you still crying?"

Shen Weixing was originally sitting on the toilet seat in a daze, but when he heard this, he looked up at him, frowned and retorted: "You're the one crying."

"Your eyes are all red. Don't move, that's it." Dai Xiaojing hurriedly took out his phone and took a picture of him, "Hey, it's so cute, I'll give you two ears later."

Shen Weixing: "..."

Relatives and friends?

No, not anymore.

Plastic, all plastic.

Dai Xiaojing saved the photos, put the phone back, and then cared: "Don't cry, Satellite, come and hug you."

"Get out." Shen Weixing was almost speechless, "I hit my eye with a towel just now, so I really didn't cry."

"It's not far away if you don't cry. Look at our satellite's aggrieved look." Dai Xiaojing forced him into his arms and patted his back. "It was September just now? Why did you break up?"

Shen Weixing: "..."

This eavesdropping is very aboveboard!

Dai Xiaojing couldn't hide his gossiping expression, and urged him: "Speak up, tell me, brother will give you advice, brother has experienced many battles—"

"Xia Qiu confessed his love to me today." Shen Zhixing said suddenly.

Dai Xiaojing was startled, and stared at him for three seconds: "Did you see Ye Jiuyue? Jealous?"

"No. He doesn't know." Shen Weixing said.

Dai Xiaojing asked confusedly: "Why am I getting more and more confused? Does Ye Jiuyue's breakup with you have anything to do with Xia Qiu?"

Shen Weixing originally wanted to say "no", but the words were in his throat, he suddenly stopped, thought carefully, and said uncertainly: "Is there?"

Dai Xiaojing patted his thigh: "Let me just say it? Xia Qiu is definitely going to play tricks, let me tell you, you didn't believe it before, Xia Qiu——"

"It has nothing to do with Xia Qiu." Shen Weixing frowned, "Don't make fun of him."

Dai Xiaojing glared at him: "You said that you have something to do with him."

Shen Weixing said: "This matter is more complicated. To put it simply, I must agree to Xia Qiu's confession, then I have to end with Ye Jiuyue first, but I am a little annoyed how to talk to Ye Jiuyue, and then I just said a few words to Ye Jiuyue annoyed, and then he-"

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Dai Xiaojing: "Then he broke up with you."

Shen Weixing: "..."

Shen Weixing: "Shut up."

Dai Xiaojing caressed his dog's head: "Xingxing, Weixing, I don't even know what to say about you."

Shen Weixing: "Then shut up."

Dai Xiaojing really shut up and didn't speak for a long time.

Shen Weixing cue him again: "Why don't you talk?"

"I have nothing to say." Dai Xiaojing sighed, "What do you want me to say? You are already so stupid, can you listen to what I say?"

"Get lost." Shen Weixing said, "Tell me first, it's up to me whether you listen or not."

"Waste my saliva." Dai Xiaojing said so, but still said, "Then I will ask you first, what are you going to do with Xia Qiu? According to you, you 'definitely' want to agree to Xia Qiu's confession." , you are not a person with one foot on two boats, then you and Ye Jiuyue have to brag, you are irritable now? Isn't this a good thing? Don't you howl every day because you are afraid that Ye Jiuyue loves you too much and won't take the initiative leave you?"

Shen Weixing felt his face hurt.

love a ghost.

I'm afraid it's not as good as Ye Jiuyue's sea salt cheese milk tea.

Dai Xiaojing continued: "Of course, if you just feel that you will lose face by being dumped, then it's easy to do. Call Ye Jiuyue and dump him. I think he won't care about it. We are all men, so we can understand this kind of thing. A matter of face."

Shen Weixing: "..."

are you crazy?

"So things are so easy to handle, so to sum it up, what are you being irritable about?" Dai Xiaojing finally asked.

Shen Weixing's eyes flickered a little, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Dai Xiaojing grinned, seeing through everything: "Or is that someone who just doesn't want to break up with Ye Jiuyue?"

someone: "..."

"Then there are two ways, step on two boats, or step on Xia Qiu, and find Ye Jiuyue to get back together." Dai Xiaojing pretended to be difficult, "But Xia Qiu is your male god, and after many years of being a daughter-in-law, I have become a wife. I don’t know why he stopped hanging on you all of a sudden. I seriously suspect that he is trying to trick you into donating your kidneys and donating bone marrow—in short, you’re in two boats. It’s okay, we won’t despise you because of this, Wendong doesn’t know how many boats he has stepped on, and you see we have never despised him. You don’t even need to ask Wendong about this, my brother can step on it for you, it’s easy—”

"Shut up." Shen Weixing interrupted him when he heard that he was getting more and more out of tune, "I'm not like that."

"Then what do you do?" Dai Xiaojing asked.

Shen Zhixing lowered his head and thought for a while, thinking of Xia Qiu for a while, Ye Jiuyue for a while, Ye Jiuyue for a while, and Ye Jiuyue for a while, and couldn't help but say, "But I like Xia Qiu."

Dai Xiaojing originally wanted to rush Hei Xiaqiu with a few words, and earnestly analyzed to him that it was not love at all, but after thinking about it, he swallowed the words back in his stomach, and just patted Shen Weixing on the shoulder: "Human Feelings will change, Weixing, even if you liked Xia Qiu before, it doesn’t mean that you will love him forever. He unilaterally hanged you for so long. This has nothing to do with what happened to your sister. You and Xia Qiu It never started, Xia Qiu has been pretending to be stupid, and we are just ordinary friends with you. There is nothing wrong with you later changing to like Ye Jiuyue. Let me say, now Xia Qiu is stepping in, he is the one who came later. Satellite, think about my words."

Shen Weixing thought about his words over and over for a while, and said, "Let's go eat first."

Dai Xiaojing nodded: "OK."

Shen Weixing got up and followed him out, taking out his mobile phone and texting Ye Jiuyue: Be careful on the road.

Dai Xiaojing glanced back at him, glanced at the phone again, and asked, "Who should I contact?"

Shen Weixing didn't answer him.

Ye Jiuyue didn't want to owe Shen Weixing money, but the round-trip ticket had already been booked, and it would be a waste if not used, so he continued to take the first-class cabin, thinking about how to pay Shen Weixing in installments.

Just as he was thinking about this, a person sat down next to him.

Ye Jiuyue didn't care either, she glanced subconsciously and then looked away, lowered her head and rubbed her eyes, feeling her eyelashes getting in.

A wet wipe was handed in front of her.

Ye Jiuyue thanked her, but she didn't pick up the unknown wet wipe, and looked over with one eye guarded.

The other party took off his sunglasses and politely nodded to Ye Jiuyue.

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

No wonder first class is so expensive.Ye Jiuyue thought to herself.

Because I will meet a big star!

Lu Bei!

Ye Jiuyue thanked her and took the wipes, but she still didn't intend to use them, and continued to rub her eyes with her bare hands.

Although the other party is Lu Bei and has a certain social status, Ye Jiuyue still maintains a certain degree of vigilance.

He sometimes feels that he is too wary of people, but he is used to it.When he was at his adoptive parents' house, he was often bullied by Ye Tianwen, and he was frightened.

Ye Jiuyue had also heard the words of the adults, thinking that Ye Tianwen was just a child throwing a temper tantrum, and she didn't take it seriously. Children don't have overnight feuds, and so on.So Ye Tianwen grasped this point, and after getting angry, he smiled and came to Ye Jiuyue to get close, once Ye Jiuyue took the bait, he immediately turned his face and used this point to make trouble.

Ye Jiuyue was really afraid of people with changeable emotions, so he couldn't continue with Shen Weixing, who had become more and more repetitive recently.It's okay for Shen Zhixing to just drag and hold like he did at the beginning, but recently, this and another suddenly reminded Ye Jiuyue of the fear of being dominated by Ye Tianwen.

Therefore, even if Shen Zhixing is a celestial being, there is no way for him to continue.

Lu Bei has a very tall and cold face, and his voice is very matching, a bit cold, but it can be heard that he is really polite: "I am Lu Southwest's brother, I saw it in his high school graduation photo After passing you, you stood next to him. You also came to my house to play a few times, but I was not at home. Listen to him, he has a good relationship with you, and it depends on you to take care of him. "

Ye Jiuyue: "..."

He came back to his senses: "No, he took care of me."

Lu Bei didn't entangle him with this question, nodded again, put his sunglasses back on, and didn't speak any more.

Ye Jiuyue turned her head to look at the window, and happened to see Lu Bei's silhouette reflected on the window vaguely, and thought, oh my god, it's really pretty, so white, it really looks a bit like a vampire, it's so temperamental .

He decided to dig out Lu Bei's classic MV that the fans had cut and lick it again after he went back, and he forgot that Lu Southan laughed at his brother when he was in junior high school, rolling and crying at home, dying to change Lu Beibei's name.

The author has something to say: Lu Southwest: There is no brother I can't hack.

Ye Jiuyue: There is no screen that I can't lick.

Lu Xinnan & Ye Jiuyue, the name of the group: Our way is wild.Debut is nowhere in sight.