he's not, he's not

The squad leader was silent for two seconds, and the class teacher swore it was definitely only two seconds. He counted, and it was less than two seconds and five.

"Hi everybody."

head teacher:?

The two girls cheered in surprise, and repeatedly confirmed: "Is it really the second and second university? Ah, I and the university are alumni! Oh my god, I read your book... knowledge!"

The squad leader smiled shyly and accepted the compliments from the two book fans who had picked up halfway, without any discomfort at all. Finally, he signed his name on the phone case, told them to "keep quiet", and watched them go away with a smile.

The class teacher looked at him blankly the whole time.

"Teacher, do you envy me that I can expose my real body without any scruples?" The class monitor shook his hands briskly, and said sympathetically, "After all, I am not a teacher, I need to teach and educate people to lead by example..."

The homeroom teacher smiled coldly: "You are really not afraid of being reported for writing obscene pornography."

Squad leader: "... Daddy, don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself."

Indeed, compared to the class teacher, the class leader can be even more indifferent. He is a student, and he can write books and publish them. It is too late for the school to praise... What kind of subjects are you writing about?In case the principal wants to read your masterpiece, what do you give him, No.1 is the master's acceptance?

The head teacher sighed in his heart, after all, he was a child, he didn't care about his head when doing things, and if something went wrong, he had to wipe his ass as the head teacher.

The fastest runner in the world is the mouth.

As expected by the class teacher, before the day was over, two teachers asked him: "Have the students in your class published a book? I heard that many people read it online? Oh, the current students are really amazing. "

The teacher in charge responded with words, but felt guilty.

During evening self-study, the grade director wandered into their office.

The homeroom teacher was giving a lecture to two students. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the grade teacher looking furtively at him. His brain ached. After the students had left, he asked, "The director hasn't returned yet? What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, just stroll around." The grade director kept a certain distance and asked, "I heard that the students in your class also write novels?"

really.

He played sloppy: "Child, it's just for fun."

"Not bad, not bad. What's the title of the book? I'll look for another one later."

I can't scare you to death after watching it.

The head teacher sneered and perfunctory: "I also want to know, and I don't even want to tell me my pseudonym, I'm shy."

The grade director said "oh", muttered "very good, very good", and ran away.

You Xiaoxiu was sullenly lying on the table and biting the pen holder.

He never expected that the squad leader would be stripped of his vest without seeing him at a glance. Today, two or three girls from other classes came to see him, and when they left, they were still mumbling ear-piercing words like "gay" .

What's even more disgusting is that the squad leader looked indifferent.

He stared at the class monitor's empty seat and thought wildly. For a while, he was afraid that the class monitor would be stunned by the girls' rhetoric, and for a while, he was afraid that the content of the class monitor would be seen by bully students who hated homosexuality and be bullied on campus.

It would be even worse if he was confessed.

He frightened himself half to death, the monitor had already returned from the class meeting, and instead of returning to his seat, he called out to him: "Xiaoxiu, the class teacher is looking for you."

You Xiaoxiu had conditioned reflex, grabbed the paper and went out.

The squad leader was waiting for him at the door, and You Xiaoxiu went up and asked, "Are you okay?"

"What's the matter with me?"

"Oh... I'm afraid you will be bullied."

The squad leader probably understood what he meant, smiled, led him along and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you think, I'm not a head teacher like a god-level boss, readers won't be everywhere, and those few girls today are not so exaggerated. Very friendly."

He blinked and added, "They understand very well."

It's over, the squad leader has been bewitched by the girl!

You Xiaoxiu's sad song sounded in her heart, she felt like the old lady who fell out of favor in ancient times, helplessly watching her husband take a concubine.

He was immersed in his own world, and after walking for a long time, he realized that this was not the way to the office at all. The surroundings were dark, and they went to the back of the teaching building.

"We went wrong." He quickly reminded the monitor.

The squad leader looked at him with a smile and didn't speak.

You Xiaoxiu suddenly realized: the head teacher didn't call him at all, it was the head teacher who wanted to have a world with him!

His face flushed so red that he could see the blush even against the backlight, and he muttered softly, "What are you doing..."

"You have been unhappy all night, I want to cheer you up."

The squad leader also lowered his voice, whispering with such a hidden atmosphere, it was extra exciting.You Xiaoxiu's heart was pounding, and she blinked her eyes expectantly.

Ten minutes later, You Xiaoxiu and the monitor returned to the classroom one after the other.

The deskmate did a good job of doing the paper, and after finally waiting for You Xiaoxiu to come back, he pointed to the question and was about to ask. When he saw his face, he was stunned: "Why are you so red, the air conditioner in the office is broken?"

You Xiaoxiu's face turned even redder, she slapped her face with both hands, and said guiltyly, "Yes?"

"Yes." The deskmate was categorical, "The mouth is still swollen like a pig's mouth."

As he said that, he realized something, his eyes sharpened immediately, he looked at the monitor's direction, then stared at You Xiaoxiu, and asked, "Are you and the monitor..."

You Xiaoxiu was so nervous that she didn't dare to speak, so she gulped.

"Sneakily went to the back door to eat red oil noodles?"

"..."

The deskmate accused him unhappily: "There is no patrol teacher? You don't know how to bring me one."

You Xiaoxiu: "...I'm sorry."

Thank singleness for making you dull.