he's not, he's not

You Xiaoxiu was crying and crying in his heart, his head was full of the head teacher's overly substituting BE essay, thinking that this would be a good thing, other people can't spit out ivory, and the head teacher simply wrote the article to curse.It was as if he had foreseen his unrequited crush through the "boo" on the monitor's forehead.

The squad leader of the BE "participant" knew nothing about all this, he stretched his neck and turned his head while disliking the male author's smell of pig's feet. With this turn, he caught a glimpse of You Xiaoxiu standing not far away, so he called him happily: "Xiaoxiu! Come, let's play together."

You Xiaoxiu suddenly felt the fragrance of birds and flowers.

He ran over fragrantly: "What are you playing?"

"truth or Dare."

You Xiaoxiu breathed a sigh of relief.

The squad leader pulled a horse tie for him and patted him thoughtfully. You Xiaoxiu put his butt on it with all his heart.Xiao Wang was holding a wine bottle and blowing wildly, and when he saw him, he yelled: "Xiaoxiu, as long as you win later, don't think about it, one of the big guys sitting here counts as one, let them all choose the big adventure." , drive a little bit!"

Three, Three, Four, and Four looked sad, obviously the arrangements had already been made, a few people were eyeing up, and collectively aimed at the squad leader.

The squad leader was complacent: "It's useless to stare at me, I can only blame you guys for being unlucky and willing to admit defeat."

Sansan: "I understand the truth, but I really can't stand you asking me to write three thousand words."

"Damn it." The author at the next table eagerly turned his head.

Sisi: "I am eight thousand seven."

They all turned back.

You Xiaoxiu has been immersed in the class teacher's comment area recently, learned all kinds of explicit and dark words in the Internet circle, and asked the class leader curiously: "Have you ever driven a car?"

Sansan: "He drives really hard!"

The squad leader smiled mysteriously, and asked without answering, "Do you want to watch me drive?"

"……it's not good?"

You Xiaoxiu was inexplicably shy, as if the subject of this question was not driving, but the squad leader's naked body.

Xiao Wang turned the empty wine bottle on the table: "Start!"

You Xiaoxiu stared at the rapidly spinning wine bottle and thought happily in his heart. He had a good idea. As long as he won, he would let the male author who kissed the class monitor just now to urge the class teacher to write a special episode...

"Yeah, Xiaoxiu lost."

The bottle stopped, said the squad leader.

You Xiaoxiu didn't even understand the gameplay, so she put on a silly face: "What?"

The head teacher ate the soft-boiled egg with a little guilt.

He wiped his mouth, put down the paper towel and said to the excellent parent, "Go and get two more eggs."

The excellent parent had just had a round of wine and asked casually, "Do you still want to eat?"

"No." The head teacher thought to himself why I love eggs so much, "You Xiaoxiu let me look at his eggs just now."

An excellent parent has a strange face: "He asked you to show him..."

head teacher:"……"

Excellent parent: "..."

"...Oh," he reacted, and couldn't help but smile: "Where's the egg?"

Where are the eggs, haven't you counted them in your mind?The head teacher stared at him disinterestedly.

The outstanding parents took a look at the eggshells that had just been peeled and understood.Just when the waiter came over to serve the dishes, he casually explained: "Bring two more eggs."

Then he looked at the teacher in charge teasingly: "The teacher in charge was quite forgetful just now."

The homeroom teacher touched his nose and didn't answer, just crowing like a chicken.

When the egg arrived, the excellent parent put it in a small bowl and pushed it to the class teacher, and took advantage of the opportunity to lean into the head teacher's ear and coaxed in a low voice with malicious intentions: "Teacher class, why don't you smoke one?"

The class teacher's thin ears "popped".

He really wanted to go, but being moved by mere e-cigarettes seemed too irresistible to be tempted, he hesitated for a moment, and just as he was about to "ten move and refuse", You Xiaoxiu ran back red-faced from nowhere, and slapped his butt on the two of them. Sit down in the middle.

The outstanding parent was just halfway through the coaxing, and raised his eyebrows dissatisfied at his son: "Why did you go?"

The head teacher received a signal that was not conducive to maintaining a learning attitude. He was just about to interrogate: "You..."

"Where's my egg, teacher?"

You Xiaoxiu looked at him with piercing eyes.

The two guilty adults tacitly stopped talking, the homeroom teacher pushed the small bowl to him, and secretly compared it, thinking that the egg and the egg are actually similar in appearance, and these two eggs are also the same as the one on You Xiaoxiu's right. It's almost like spreading eggshells, and you can't tell the difference based on You Xiaoxiu's dizzy appearance.

"My eggs...why are they cooked?"

You Xiaoxiu picked it up and weighed it, then tapped it lightly on the corner of the table, revealing the elegant half-cooked egg white under the crack of the eggshell.

"..." The teacher in charge looked at the outstanding parents expressionlessly, and said "oh" slowly: "Maybe your love is too hot, so cook them both."

"..."

Is this human? !