[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

The big troops finally joined forces successfully, and then swam and ran all the way on a rampage. Leaving aside the superb duckweed crutches of the skylark, Liudao Mu, who woke up later, activated the illusion skills. Finally, he was chased by the avengers and made a group of people go smoothly. escaped from birth.

Of course, according to Yinshi's post-event analysis, the Avengers are probably busy repairing the destroyed prison and have no time to deal with them-but there is also a reliable guess, that is, the author is tired of writing the prison robbery scene and requires They force their victory so that the plot can continue quickly...

It's night, Skylark's private base.

Kusakabe Tetsuya watched in amazement as Kagura swept up the entire table by himself with the momentum of the wind and clouds. The roast chicken turned into a thick bone within 2 minutes, which was daunting.

"Well...Miss Kagura, do you want more food?"

In the eyes of Shinpachi indicating "reserve, be more reserved", Kagura coughed lightly and said seriously like a lady: "No need to add more, just bring the rice cooker."

Everyone: "..."

After the meal, everyone gathered in the room to study Liudao Mukuro. It is said that he had some sequelae due to soaking in the water dungeon for too long and needed to recuperate. However, this is not a big problem. time issue.

Gintoki had met Rokudo Mukuro at the Shinsengumi station before, but now he still felt that the other party's pineapple head was not pleasing to the eye-can the cluster of leaves on the head be cut off?Can the big braids behind you be braided into twists?Oops, obsessive-compulsive disorder is about to commit...

Shinpachi slowly pushed the new glasses that he just got, and reminded in a low voice: "Ayin, you're just thinking about it, it's better not to talk about your mental activities."

"Huh? Did I say it?"

Shin Yagami nodded together.

"..." Yinshi turned back speechlessly, and saw Twelve sitting in front of the window, lighting a cigarette, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle half leaning, half leaning half leaning, looking full of melancholy and artistic, "Hey, what kind of feelings are you brewing?"

Twelve flicked the cigarette ash, and sighed faintly: "Every night when the moon is bright and the wind is clear, I can't help feeling a little sad, and I think of many things that I have to think about."

His heart skipped a beat for no reason, and he asked tentatively, "You...do you remember something? Don't worry, remember slowly."

Fuck, this is a milestone progress!Restrain your joy!

"I remembered someone from the past, who was very close and far away from me."

Oh, what kind of poems are you doing at this time!

Yinshi felt that he had the urge to sing a song. Life is indeed full of miracles. For example, now, within [-] cigarettes, the door to the past is opened.

Then he heard Twelve say one word at a time: "You can't see that brat Shenwei in this damn place, what if he finds another girl after I go back? It won't be fun."

"...I told you not to be immersed in the cultivation game all the time! Is it okay to return to reality?!"

Shinpachi hurriedly hugged his thigh nearby, and barely dispelled his idea of ​​stepping forward to fight Twelve desperately: "Ayin, calm down first, it's normal for Twelve to think like this..."

"Where is it normal?"

Kagura said angrily at the side: "Sooner or later, I will punish the bastard brother, so that he won't be thinking about seducing Twelfth Sister all day long."

"No, Kagura, you have to figure out who is seducing whom first." Shinpachi sighed angrily, trying to change the subject, "Speaking of twelve, don't you worry about seventeen and nineteen?"

"The two of them didn't come with us again, what am I worried about?" Twelve threw the cigarette butts into the teacup that Yinshi had just held up as a hidden weapon, and then took out a soft cloth and began to wipe the knife routinely under the latter's sad eyes, " Even without me, they can still handle Feng Zhan's daily activities, besides, without my light bulb, their relationship might be even better."

Kagura covered her mouth with her hands as if she had discovered a new world: "So that's how it is! No wonder I always think that Seventeen and Nineteen are the true love, and Nineteen's liking for Twelve is just a pretense!"

Shinpachi glanced at her secretly: "Did you read some strange magazines again? This kind of bizarre concept is unacceptable."

"Shut up! The glasses otaku who likes girls with big breasts is still talking about me!"

"What's wrong with liking girls with big breasts? That's a normal pursuit and hobby of teenagers!"

Yinshi added solemnly: "It is also a normal pursuit and hobby of young people."

"If you talk about some messy things on my site again, don't blame me for biting and killing you." Yunque walked in imposingly from the door, his slender phoenix eyes flashed sharply, "Also, it seems that you should go back to the Vengley Base went."

"Speaking of which, I remembered." Although I was not the one who was ordered to evict, Twelve was the first to go out, "The 200 million we negotiated before, it seems that they haven't paid yet." Finished speaking quickly Just disappear at the end of the corridor.

However, the male voice with a charming smile suddenly broke the awkward atmosphere in the room without warning.

"kufufufu~ It seems that girl has lost her memory."

Kagura, who was closest to the bed, was taken aback immediately, and turned to stare at the instigator: "Aren't you asleep? Say hello next time!"

Liudao Mukui's face was still pale, but his mental state was surprisingly good. Probably this is the power of gossip: "Suddenly changed from sixteen or seventeen years old to the same age as us, and even forgot everything in the past. Whose credit is it?"

"That's not important." Skylark replied softly, "The important thing is that she is more powerful now, which is very much to my liking."

"Hey, hey, pay attention to your wording, what do you mean is very suitable for you?" Yin Shi suddenly became unhappy, "Say it as if she is who you are."

"I'm not interested in her."

Kagura muttered: "Is he not interested in Twelfth Sister, or is he not interested in women at all..." Shinpachi held his head down before he finished speaking.

"I told you to stop being poisoned by those magazine comics!"

Yin Shi snorted softly: "You better not be interested. If you are interested, I have to settle accounts with you. Do you think a warrior's fiancée can get involved casually?"

"When you say this, it means that you are ready to be bitten and killed."

"It should be noted that my Lake Toya is not vegetarian."

The dark red eyes of the silver-haired man used to look lazy, but there was an inexplicable sharp light when he said this. He always only looked out of place in front of Twelve, but the confidence engraved in his bones And pride, but it seems to be born with it.

Skylark was silent for a long time, and finally licked the corners of his lips with great interest: "Maybe I can find a chance to compete with you and see who is stronger between you and the orange-haired alien back then."

The orange-haired alien he was talking about was undoubtedly Kamui.

"Kufufufu~ have you finished the gauntlet so quickly?" Rokudokuro sat up from the bed, crossed his arms and looked at Gintoki, "However, I believe you care more about Kouya than competing with Hibari Kyouya. The problem of the girl recovering her memory."

Yin Shi raised his head suddenly: "Do you have a good idea?"

"It can only be said to try casually, after all, I don't know where the root of her brain is broken."

As for the root cause, it is naturally the fault of the Time and Space Reconnaissance Bureau.

Yinshi also understands that it is very unlikely that Twelve can recover her memory now. After all, it is not known when the fragments of the wind spar will be collected, but hope is better than no hope, even if it helps her remember [-]% One of them, as long as she has a little impression, she will not be uncooperative with his work like she is now.

If the time can be repeated, he also looks forward to returning to the moment when they just met again. He must be cautious and courteous in his words and deeds, vowing to redeem her extremely bad first impression of him.

...But just thinking about it.

"Just try it, you still have to have a dream in life, just in case you see a ghost."

"kufufufu~ Maybe there will be side effects."

Kagura wondered, "Will Twelfth Sister become stupid?"

"That's not enough, I will open the illusion to restore some things she has experienced before, and see if I can stimulate her." Liu Daoku said, "But if she loses control of her emotions halfway, it may cause more serious problems. The destructiveness, you must be out of luck."

The master trio: "..."

It doesn't matter, anyway, if you are unlucky, you will get used to it.

Gintoki really spent a lot of time thinking about the proposition "Is there any memorable event in the past of Twelve".

For this reason, he tried to solicit the opinions of the two allies, but after urgent discussions between Shinpachi and Kagura, the final answer was "Takasugi Shinsuke's naked body".

"Let me face the wall and think about the past!"

"Hey, Yin-chan, what we're talking about is the truth, you can't escape the problem." Kagura sighed old-fashionedly, "As soon as a man surnamed Takasugi appears, Twelfth Sister's eyes will always be fixed on him Come on, she has clairvoyance skills!"

"..."

New Iori made up the sword: "And you also know that when Twelve was free, he hid in the room and drew Takasugi, and he also liked to play Takasugi's cosplay. This kind of obsession is so strong. If there is an impression, it must be from Takasugi !"

"So Yinsang, am I destined to be the number two cannon fodder?"

"How could it be?" Kagura's eyes widened in surprise, "A warm-hearted man like Brother Seventeen is the typical male number two, right? Or Brother Nineteen with a cold face and a warm heart."

Shinpachi worked hard to make up again: "From another perspective, Mr. Hijikata has also had a long-term scandal with Twelve, and Kagura's brother also has a happy experience with Twelve..."

"Enough! What exactly do you want to express!"

Kagura gave him a contemptuous look: "Since Yin-chan is so useless, you are at most a male number who receives a lunch box, or a **** dad who has been hindering the heroine's pursuit of happiness!"

"I've forgotten about my dad, and now you're bringing it up again?!"

"kufufufu~ Is Mr. Sakata actually Twelve's adoptive father?" Liudaokui, who had been watching the fun, finally said with a smile at this moment, "According to the information you gave, I have a general understanding of the so-called time travel—accurate In general, to wake up the twelve pairs of memories of the original world in this world, it is best not to let go of any clues, so I suggest that the paragraph about the deep love between father and daughter be included."

Yin Shi was unable to support his forehead: "Why do I have the feeling that you want to make up a family ethics drama?"

Liudaoku briefly sorted out the narration about the three people in Wanshiwu just now, and after a pause, he showed a meaningful smile: "One day I will use illusion in such a place, I really never thought about it."

"Try a little of everything, and life will be more colorful."

"kufufufu~ makes sense."

Then that night, Twelve, who was planning to spend the night at the nearby Pengelie base, received a call that he had to return to Skylark's private base immediately.

Just as she wondered and pushed open the gate of the base, the light and shadow of the scene in front of her suddenly changed until she was in a completely strange room.

What's the matter?Is this time travel again?

"Are you tired of life, Sakata Yintoki? Get out."

"Oh, it's impolite to talk to Dad like that." The man with natural fish eyes came out of the back room and lazily put down his fingers stuck in his nostrils, "Although we are not related by blood, no matter how hard I raised them I have been with you for more than twenty years..."

"So you want to say that you are 45 years old?" Twelve's fingers stroked the blade calmly, which was a sign that she was going to kill someone, "Father and daughter play or something, it's fun to play?"

Yinshi laughed: "Are you kidding Dad?"

"Okay, I will give you a last chance to live, tell me where is this place?"

"Wanshiwu, your ideal dream home."

"I never dreamed of such a humble place."

The two were staring at each other, when they suddenly heard Kagura's voice from outside the door: "Silver sauce, I brought Twelfth Sister's boyfriend back to meet the parents!"

Before she finished speaking, she saw Kagura riding in a sexy cheongsam with high slits... yes, it was indeed riding on Sougo's back with an iron chain, and standing next to her was Dingchun in a suit and leather shoes...

Shinpachi followed closely behind, holding Teramon Tong's arm. The former pushed his glasses and introduced naturally: "A Yin, this is the Miss Atong I mentioned to you last time. We are about to get engaged. gone."

Yinshi clapped his palms exaggeratedly and laughed: "Okay, seeing that all of you children are married, I'm relieved——Twelve, I'll miss you next."

"Father-in-law, please don't worry, Twelve's lifelong happiness is on me." Gao Shan leaned against the door with a pipe in his hand, raising his eyes with a wicked smile, "Before I destroy this dark world, the first thing to do The thing is to marry Twelve."

Twelve slowly raised the blade: "When did this coquettish dwarf come? Do you mind my blood splashing on the houses?"

"Actually, I don't quite agree with this marriage. After all, there are too many people chasing the twelfth sister, so there should be a selection contest!" Kagura stepped on Sougo's head, looking serious and pensive, "My The bastard brother made a special call yesterday, saying that he wanted to use the Seventh Division of Chunyu as a dowry gift!"

Shinpachi nodded in agreement: "Actually, Mr. Hijikata is also planning to buy the entire mayonnaise production plant to propose to Twelve."

Yinshi snorted coldly: "No matter who you are, you must pass my assessment of being a father, register first!"

Twelve felt an indescribably strange atmosphere pervading the scene. It seemed that everyone was talking about themselves. On the surface, it seemed that they were discussing her problems, but in fact no one was listening to her.

Her keen sixth sense made her realize that she seemed to be in some kind of indulgent situation.

In this case, some measures had to be taken.

Like... punch someone first and see what happens?

Almost subconsciously, she kicked up and hit the bridge of Yin Shi's nose behind her. At the same time, she drew her knife and slashed horizontally, splitting a shocking crack in the wall of the house of masters.

The surrounding environment suddenly vibrated violently, and there were subtle distortions and fluctuations in the air. When she retracted her knife and looked again, the scene of the Skylark base was restored in her sight.

Shinyagami, Liudaokuku, and the others stood not far away, with different expressions, but in front of her, Gintoki was lying on the ground with nosebleeds profusely.

"There are so many people, why do you have to beat me..."

Twelve sighed inexplicably: "With you here, why would I beat others up?"

"..."