[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Twelve was convinced that his previous hunch was correct, Gintama was an inexplicable world.

For example, she came out to look for clues, but she ran into a group of aliens with low IQ, and then was blocked by fake monks, and finally was taken back to the Zhenxuan Group by the violent policemen who fell from the sky as terrorist accomplices. .

...By the way, what exactly is the Shinsengumi?She obviously only knows about the Shinsengumi, the author's spoof is really strong!

Well, now is not the time to discuss this, the most urgent thing is to get rid of the suspicion as soon as possible.

"I really don't know Katsura Kotaro!"

"The name and surname are so clear, and he still says he doesn't know him."

"Isn't that the line you shouted when you were arrested without a warrant just now!"

"Hey, who is arresting without a warrant? You have a hot chat with a wanted criminal, no matter how you look at it, you are the same party?" The boy with short chestnut hair looks about eighteen or nineteen years old, with red eyes There was a faint smile in his eyes, exuding a black-bellied temperament invisibly, "It's a pity that the principal criminal ran away, but luckily I caught you, and torture can always get some information—ah, is it a whip or a branding iron? Or The leather whip is more suitable for a tsundere girl like you!"

If it weren't for the handcuffs, Twelve really wanted to slap that handsome face that was blooming like flowers: "Who is suitable for the whip? Who allowed you to assign attributes to others casually?! If you want to settle accounts, you should go find them." That real murderer who runs faster than a rabbit, bullying innocent bystanders is nothing!"

"Oh, do you mean you prefer a soldering iron?"

"..." Not listening at all!

She banged her head on the table to express her dissatisfaction, until another young man smoking a cigarette said coldly: "Zou Wu, now is not the time for you to satisfy your sadism, carry out the interrogation procedures properly."

"Got it, got it." The young man poked the desk once and for a while, with a lazy expression on his face, "Here, this is our deputy chief, Shirō Hijikata, my name is Sougo Okita, and I'm in charge of your interrogation, please." Cooperate more, and kill if you don’t cooperate.”

... It's too reckless to take human life away!And it really is the names of two historical figures that sound familiar but are still in the cottage!

Twelve gave him an angry look: "My name is Sakata Twelve Ji, and I live in Wanshiwu. I am 17 years old and unmarried. I am good-looking, with great potential for body development. I am positive, optimistic, enthusiastic, and cheerful. I would like to find an older man with a gentle personality who has a house and a car." Those who are companions..."

Okita Sougo snapped the pen in his hand: "The Shinsengumi does not accept marriage proposals."

Tufang raised his head when he heard the words, and a sharp light flashed in his eyes: "Sakata? Wanshiwu? What's your relationship with that bastard Yinmao?"

"Yeah...actually we're just..."

"It's just a father-daughter relationship!"

Before the words were finished, the gate of the residence had been kicked open, and the three-person group of Wanshiwu appeared outside in an instant.

Yinshi was still holding the remaining half can of strawberry milk in his hand, squinting his eyes and looking at Hijikata: "Sorry to disturb your work, but please understand my anxiety as a father. Can't just sit back and watch..."

"Who is your daughter!"

"Twelve, I know you're still complaining about Dad, but Dad really loves you!"

"Stop emphasizing that unnecessary title!"

The only normal person, Xinba, couldn't stand it anymore, so he decided to explain to the two people who were staring at each other first: "As you two saw, Twelve is called Ah Yin's righteous daughter of the people, and she is now the number one in Wanshiwu Four employees..."

Yinshi: "What is 'being called'!"

Twelve: "What is a 'folk righteous daughter'!"

"Well, it turns out to be the boss." Sougo thought thoughtfully, "But since she is a very beloved daughter, why would you name her a more idiotic name than Mr. Hijikata?"

Tufang turned his head and stared at him: "Hey, do you want to die?"

"That's right, what a coincidence, one twelve and one fourteen!" Kagura patted his forehead suddenly, "So you changed your name just to pair up with the twelve sisters?"

"Don't act like you know everything and say such outrageous things! I was born with this name, are you the ones who plagiarized?!"

"But Fourteen is clearly behind Twelve, it's later!"

"What does that calculation method have anything to do with this matter! You...forget it!" Hijikata looked away with a dark face, stopped arguing with her and turned the focus of questioning to Yinshi, "I really didn't guess Wrong, you not only concealed Gui's whereabouts, but also harbored Gui's accomplices."

Yinshi casually threw the milk carton on his head, and then said slowly with his murderous eyes: "My family is very strict, and I will never allow my daughter to break the law. She is innocent and innocent, and she must be used unscrupulously by criminals." gone."

Twelve was paralyzed: "I don't want to admit anything except the four words of innocence and simplicity."

Xinba couldn't help his forehead: "No, you don't have to admit these four words, don't force yourself."

"Yeah...why are you wasting time here? I told you earlier that I didn't know." Twelve ignored him, went straight to Sougo and stretched out his hand, "Hey sadist, do you have the key? Open it for me quickly!"

"What's the tone of your order?" Sou Wu glanced at her, "How can I let you go without even trying the whip?"

Shinpachi: "Is this what you're paying attention to?!"

"Yahoo! How dare you do that to my twelfth sister, you are a waste of a brat!" Kagura appeared at some point in the air and kicked Sougo on the left side of the face, "I will replace the weak ten The second sister said this!"

Walls collapsed and dust rose.

"The amount of information is a bit overwhelming, isn't it? First, he hasn't had time to put it into action; second, please don't use 'weak twelfth sister' to describe me; third... next time you hit someone, please don't connect with me Let's go together!" Twelve ashamed got up from the ground, and complained in a sad voice, "This kid looks good, why do you have to slap him in the face? Oh, the dentures are all knocked out..."

Souwu held his face and gasped, "You're the one who put on false teeth!"

"How dare you talk back to Elder Sister Twelve!" Kagura pounced on him and pulled his collar left and right, "I'll beat you!"

The two quickly wrestled together, like a thunderbolt, until the courtyard was successfully dismantled into a mess.

"...You two just wanted to have a fight, right? It's just a fight, don't use me as a cover!"...

The matter finally came to an end when Gintoki dragged his family with him and escaped from birth on a motorcycle under the pursuit of the Shinsengumi. During the period, Kagura mentioned that he hadn't finished the fight and wanted to go back to fight another [-] rounds. Shinpachi forced himself on the seat of the car.

Life after time travel is really colorful.

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However, it was only when I returned to Master House Twelve that even more bizarre things were yet to come.

Gui Xiaotaro, who had run away just now, was sitting on the sofa drinking coffee elegantly, and was not surprised to see her come in, so he just raised his hand to say hello.

"Miss Sakata, long time no see."

"...Looks like I just met a few hours ago, Uncle Gui?"

"It's not Uncle Gui, it's Gui."

Twelve Smiles: "That's not important, I just want to know how you can make up for my hurt young heart - trapping others in injustice but running away, is this considered the way of a samurai?"

"A true brave dares to face the dripping blood and the inescapable adversity. I will always remember your great sacrifice."

"No, you can use * to pay back."

Gui's face darkened vigilantly: "I can understand your feelings, but let's avoid it with your body, you are not my preferred type...ah!!" Before he could finish speaking, he was hit by an unknown object .

"You misunderstood." Twelve calmly weighed the iron biscuit box in his palm, "I just want to see you off."

"Keep people under the box!" Shinpachi tugged at the corner of her clothes nervously, "Actually, Mr. Gui is not that bad, if he hadn't come to Wanshiwu for help, we wouldn't have known that you were trapped in the Shinsengumi !"

She gritted her teeth angrily: "Yes, without him, I wouldn't have gotten into this situation!"

"Please accept my sincere apology and abrupt invitation." Gui got up from the ground with half of his face swollen, still maintaining that serious and almost dull expression, "I didn't know you were Yinshi's daughter at first, but I didn't expect you to be Yinshi's daughter." It will be such a coincidence, so that there is no need to run in at all, you can just follow the Wanshiwu and join the people with lofty ideals."

"...be more abrupt, okay? You're just talking to yourself, which mental hospital did you escape from!"

Yin Shi was holding a plate of newly bought chocolates, and the old god was pressing his hand on top of her head from the side: "Ah, just ignore him, Dad assures you that such accidents will not happen in the future."

"Yeah——you are not a good person either!"...

In the end, Twelve's burning anger was finally barely extinguished. She patiently sat across from him and listened to Gui's recounting of those glorious years he had experienced, including Yinshi, of course.

Who would have thought that this handsome long-haired guy with an indifferent appearance and a real idiot, was really a hero nicknamed the mad prince who fought against the space invaders in the war against barbarians—and Yinshi, how could he look like the nicknamed "White Yasha"? Legendary Revolutionary?

But it has nothing to do with her wanting to punch someone.

"With all due respect, it seems that the people who were fighting against barbarians are not doing very well now, right?"

"Well, how do you know?"

"Yeah, it's very simple, just look at the two of you and you'll understand."

"..."

Kagura raised her hand and asked, "Didn't the monk say that there were originally four of you? What about the other two, did they die because life was too boring?"

"It's not a monk, it's Gui."

"Ah, it's so long-winded, answer my question quickly!"

Yinshi folded his arms and said casually: "It's nothing, it's just that one has become a space merchant, and the other has become a radical."

Twelve nodded seriously: "I'm interested in that radical."

"Takasugi should also be interested in you." Gui Zhengse said, "As the most extreme and dangerous man among the people with lofty ideals, he has never stopped recruiting talents to overthrow the shogunate—but Miss Sakata must stand on our side Come on, cooperating with Takasugi will definitely go astray!"

"Hey, it's not the right way to cooperate with you, is it? Have you asked me my opinion on being a father?" Yin Shi didn't look at him angrily, "Besides, what is there in Twelve that deserves your attention? Is it? Except for those clairvoyant eyes, there is no fighting power at all!"

Twelve expressionless poured the hot tea in his hand on his face, then grabbed his silver curly hair and violently pulled it back and forth: "The person who will be my father will swallow a thousand needles, little silver~ and , who told you that I can do nothing but see through?"

"Don't you just spy on other people through the wall? Don't be embarrassed, I'm your father anyway, and I'll keep the secret for you...! Don't slap your face! I rely on my face to make a living!"

"Come on, you only live on your lips, you dead sugar control!"

"How can you be so sarcastic about Dad!"

"Yeah... I'll beat you if you talk nonsense again!" The slippers offensive was staged again.

"Stop 'Yiye'! Why is such a cute catchphrase followed by violence!"

Twelve sneered: "Because I am worried about the overall state of the people with lofty ideals, I am urging you in this way."

"..."

"Speaking of which, the people with lofty ideals aren't all idiots like you, are they?"

Gui said solemnly: "Not all of them."

Yinshi was angry: "What are you answering, you idiot!"

Perhaps, the status quo is really worrying.