[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

In Oedo Hospital, Gintoki, Twelve and Shinpachi are being treated collectively.

Yinshi likes to see the seductive nurse sister in uniform, Twelve likes delicious patient meals, the two of them lived in the hospital very happily, only the glasses classmate said Alexander.

"Kagura, I'm leaving the hospital, it's fine to go out on crutches."

"Then how can it be done, Ah Yin and Twelfth Sister have suffered such serious injuries and need to recuperate, you have the right to take care of them."

Shinpachi went crazy: "Where is the serious injury? It's obvious that one is more alive than the other! It's not shameful enough to have sex with them!"

"It's not that I'm criticizing you, Xinba. You've only been here for two days, why are you becoming picky?" Yin Shi said earnestly, "Could it be that the nurse sister's skirt is not short enough?"

"It's because you asked people's measurements, you bastard!"

"That's normal communication, the world of adults."

"Aren't all adults as wretched as you!"

Twelve put the whole chicken leg into his mouth with a paralyzed face, and skillfully spit out a smooth bone in a moment: "Yeah...you are so annoying, can't you let me rest in peace?"

"You're the least qualified to say that! You've been sick four times!"

"That's because I'm weak and urgently need to supplement nutrition!"

"Nonsense! You threw the 200-pound head nurse out of the ward! Or with one hand!"

"Who told her to yell at me with her neck straight, and who else would she throw at if she didn't throw her?"

"Let me go! I just want to leave before I get kicked out of the hospital! Give me a chance!"

Kagura's maternal nature was great, and she stroked his hair lovingly: "Oh, good boy, I will accompany you so that you will not be hurt - can the nurse give me a meal for the patient too?" ?”

"...I'm leaving the hospital!"

"Is Twelve here?" Just as they were making a fuss, Abe Seimei came into the ward for a visit, holding two luxurious fruit baskets in his hands. It seems that studying Feng Shui is indeed very profitable, "I can't leave the hospital hastily, the blood loss is much more rest."

Twelve smiled back and said, "I'm not the one who's going to be discharged from the hospital, and it's not too much blood loss. I'm sorry, I'm bothering you sir."

Kagura consciously opened the fruit basket and began to pick out his favorite food, followed by Gintoki, and even peeled a banana for Twelve, as if it was something he bought.

"Mr. Abe is very well informed. The mobile phone is really an effective communication tool."

Abe nodded calmly: "It's not just me, everyone will come." Before he finished speaking, a handsome young man appeared outside the door, it was Natsume.

"Twelve, I heard that you were hacked several times, is it okay?"

"Yeah... I didn't get stabbed, the wound was from the iron fence—who told you that?"

Natsume looked innocent: "I heard that my husband called you, and thought it was serious."

"...Don't worry, I'm the only one who cuts down other people's knives, who dares to touch me."

"Hey, that's true." He scratched his hair in embarrassment, and added as if thinking of something, "I guess C will be here soon, she just said that she wants to see you and Xin Bajun, so let's drop in first." Go around Miss A Miao's house."

Shinpachi: "You misunderstood, she wanted to find her sister, and she came to see us by the way."

"Hey, it's not authentic to say that." The familiar blue curly hair and dark flower kimono came into view, Bing Shi walked into the room, "Twelve lives are at stake, how can I have the mood to do other things?"

Yinshi was puzzled: "Can you explain how you knew that she was in danger? Who would eat four servings of chicken drumstick rice in a row when their lives were dying? Only Kagura can beat her!"

"It's what Natsume said. He was stabbed several times, and the doctors are trying their best to save him."

"..."

Natsume was unable to support his forehead: "C, are you sure you are talking about Natsume? This information seems to be a bit off..."

"Ah, it's good that there is no danger anyway." Bing didn't feel guilty at all for his nonsense, but the old god was laughing, "So you humans are too fragile, and things happen all day long, I don't believe it or not .”

Patient trio: "Blame us?"

"But I told Xu Wang and the young couple to be mentally prepared, and I don't know if the young people will misunderstand."

"... What do you tell them to do mentally?"

Before the words fell, a former male public relations minister's mournful howl came from the corridor without warning.

"Twelve! We are late! Why did such a good girl suffer such a murder? Who cruelly pierced those dozens of knives? Inhumane! What will I and Haruhi do if you leave~ah~ah~" crying The sound soared to a new level with twists and turns.

Twelve directly threw a chicken bone at his head: "It's not dead yet!"

"...Senior, you are still here. I told you that you must have heard it wrong, right? You must believe it!" Facts have proved that Haruhi is still a good child with an IQ, and she bowed to everyone in a very apologetic manner. Trouble, the senior insisted that Ms. B told him that more than ten knives in the twelve bodies failed to be rescued. If you don’t come, you won’t be able to see the last one. Saying goodbye to the body, I believe it is true..."

"Yeah... You two are here to make fun of me, right? Stop contacting C in the future, and she, an old demon from the mountains, will harm young people!"

B smiled inscrutably: "I was just negligent for a while."

"Thank you for saying that he was dead due to negligence! If you are one step behind, you will have to set up a mourning hall!"

Yin Shi chewed on an apple and muttered in a low voice: "I'm the one who was hurt the most, have you all just spread rumors and completely forgotten the point?"

"Didn't you give me the fruit basket you gave me?"

"But it's still yours in name, Dad, I'm very guilty of possessing it."

"Yeah...Your face is strong enough to withstand this level of impact, stop pretending."

Yinshi was extremely angrily about to scold his daughter for being unfilial, but before he could speak, he saw long purple hair hanging down from the hospital bed, and the other party's bright red glasses were close at hand.

"A Yin understands now? Only I have true love for you! The life and death of other people has nothing to do with me. My only request is to let you enjoy the treatment of a sick person! Look! I will give you a specially prepared natto set meal. Isn’t she a good wife and mother?”

"...Don't show up as if nothing happened! Take your natto and get out!"

"Oh my god~ Ah Yin's shy look is so cute! Come and open your mouth and I'll feed you..."

Shinpachi angrily smashed the fruit core at her: "Why does your style of painting always change every time you come?"

"Because Ah Yin said it with too much heart!" Kagura said solemnly, "Women are sentimental animals, and a little tenderness will make them fall in love hard to extricate themselves."

"Where did you learn this speech!"

"A magazine."

"Whose magazine teaches children bad!"

Twelve ignored the surrounding environment, put on her coat and went to the corridor to breathe. She felt that staying with this group of psychopaths was not good for her physical and mental health.

Unexpectedly, before he even took a few steps, he was blocked back by the Hakuouki duo.

"Oh, little twelfth, you can't run around without a good rest."

"Go back and lie down."

Twelve helplessness: "It's you guys, that's okay." At least she wouldn't think she was so injured that she was about to die.

The director tilted his head and looked at her: "Is there something wrong with you?"

"Yeah... I'd better explain where you guys have been going these two days."

"We were forced by Gui Xiao... Gui Xiaotaro to listen to the two-day crash course for people with lofty ideals."

"……and then?"

Saito said in a deep voice: "Later, it sounded like a reactionary organization, so the director and I cut off his long hair as a punishment."

Discussing the act of breaking the curtain with a member of the genuine Shinsengumi, that person was hopelessly idiotic, and Twelve exaggeratedly sighed: "It was done right, but let me ask, why does the punishment method have to choose a haircut? Wigs The character setting has been destroyed by you."

"Because the days of long hair are over."

"...Your hairstyle is free, Xiao Yi, don't be so authoritarian."

"Hey, the reason is actually very simple. Yijun's hair is rough, so he will be upset when he sees other people's smooth and long hair." The general manager bravely broke the news, regardless of the old friendship, stabbed his friend twice, "Do you remember? When everyone in the village changed into western clothes, the deputy long hair was not cut by Chizuru, but by Kazukun. I guess he must have been relieved at the time, after all, the deputy long hair was once a role model for the Shinsengumi. !"

So the sad truth behind the story was revealed, titled "The Psychological Dark Side of Left-Handed Natural Dumb Captain Saito Kazu".

Saito remained expressionless: "Director, your imitation obsessive-compulsive disorder is either the same or better."

Obsessive-compulsive disorder of imitation names, that is, one feels uncomfortable when mentioning the names of people who have been slightly tampered with in this world and are very similar to history, especially the clear example of Okita Sougo who bullied himself.

Twelve dark pokes pointed to the distance: "The chief culprits who caused the chief's obsessive-compulsive disorder are here, I hope they didn't come here to mourn me."

... Zhenxuan Group 31 made its debut. You guessed it right, it is indeed not here to mourn her. After all, there are many forms of rumors.

Obviously they came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime.

"Chick Sakata! When did you hook up with Gui?!"

"...I seem to be hallucinating, what nonsense is he talking about?"

Saito explained seriously: "He said you had an affair with Katsura Kotaro."

"Yeah! Who told you to explain and shut up!"

In a blink of an eye, Sougo rushed forward, rolled his eyes and threw the eloquently engraved spiritual tablet to her: "You're not dead yet? That's fine, keep it, and I'll bombard you with a cannon in two days It will work."

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Twelve smoothly pressed his head against the wall, "Creating scandals about me in such a sacred place as the hospital, you want to die!"

"It was Gui himself who admitted that he has an extraordinary relationship with you, and denying it is invalid."

"Talk! What did that idiot admit? Let me hear it?"

"He said...'Is the Shinsengumi still trying to persecute us? Where is Miss Sakata's efforts? Now she can be counted as half of the family members of the barbarians! Aren't you afraid that she will settle accounts with you'-then we decided Come to settle accounts with you."

Twelve felt that the nutritional content of Gui's brain might not be as rich as a delicious bar, and it was a miracle that he had survived to this day.

"Yeah... you can convict me with just this sentence? There is no substantive information at all. Maybe he sincerely regards me as his mother, and this is also half of the family."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Tufang said calmly, "Zongwu, that's not what you told me just now. You clearly said that Gui had already bluntly stated that he and Twelve were lovers."

"..."

Kondo shook his head again and again: "No, Fourteen, you still told me on the phone that Gui and Twelve had already broken through the last line of emotional defense, and they met frankly and met at a negative distance."

"..."

Yamazaki, who hadn't been able to answer the conversation for a long time, finally got his chance at this moment: "Director, you just mentioned to me that Gui decided to announce to the public through the Oedo Daily Daily tomorrow that he will officially pass on the identity of the leader of the exile rogues to him and Gui Xiaoerlang, the son of the deputy chief's wife! Could it be the truth?"

Very well, it turns out that the final version is that I and Gui live happily together and have children.

Twelve turned around silently, and waved calmly at the chief executive and Saito: "It is everyone's responsibility to oppose piracy, please both of you beat these idiots to death, it's mine."

"I can understand your feelings, but let's forget it." The chief shrugged, "Although they are not pleasing to the eye, one of them looks like a gorilla, but after all, I can think of Director Kondo, so I can't do it."

Saito nodded calmly, and turned on the mode of loyal words against ears: "Besides, if we let them know who Katsura Kotaro really refers to, the situation may become more serious."

What she likes is not Katsura, but Takasugi Shinsuke, the extremist rogue who planned many attacks on the Shinsengumi. This is really tantamount to a blatant provocation, blatantly saying that she supports the fall of the curtain—maybe Hijikata and Sogo will find Qinglong Yan Yuedao introduced her by mistake.

So much for the dangerous topic.

"...Yeah, in fact, I still prefer Mr. Hijikata, only he is the most suitable man for me." Twelve said sincerely, "That's it, find an auspicious day to get married early, so as not to cause trouble and gossip." Under the cover of Zongsi and Saito, he walked away, hiding his achievements and fame, leaving only the messy Tukata in place screaming madly.

"Fuck me, get back! Seppuku for me!"