[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Since returning to the Master Room in the middle of the night on the twelfth day, and after tossing and turning all night, Yinshi felt that something was wrong.

She didn't go to a small building in the suburbs, nor did she go on night patrol with the Shinsengumi, so what bad things did she do alone?

In this regard, Twelve has always said: the girl's uncle should not spy casually.

"Hey, put away your obscene language! I'm dad, and dad should care about you!"

"Yeah... Are you thinking wrong? Besides, King Xu still claims to be Haruhi's father, do you think he has been recognized? It's not bad if he doesn't get beaten. Are you also thinking about being beaten by me? ?”

Being robbed by the other party, Yin Shi was so angry that he squeezed the strawberry milk box out of shape: "Nonsense! I'm an adult, and it's only natural for an adult to always pay attention to the physical and psychological development of a brat like you!"

"Thank you, I don't need to worry about physical problems."

"Okay, then let's just talk about psychology." He moved his face close to her eyes, as if he was determined to find evidence of her lying, "Dad will ask you again, what did you do at the Autumn Festival?"

Twelve smiled calmly: "Watch the moon and listen to the music."

"Liar!"

"I also had some snacks."

"Continue to tell me the truth!"

"Finally, I felt inspired and drew a picture."

Yinshi pondered and pondered, and found that these three things seemed to be barely connected, but in any case, a key connection point was missing, and the most annoying thing was that he just couldn't find the connection point that would make it logical.

My daughter definitely doesn't have this kind of leisure, there must be another reason!

"Can you still draw?"

"Yeah... It's not like you haven't seen it before."

"Then draw a portrait of Dad, and let you go today." The subtext is that the interrogation will continue tomorrow.

Unexpectedly, Twelve immediately agreed readily, took a paper and a pen to complete the work in 3 minutes, threw the finished product in his arms and left his seat: "I'm going to work, you hurry up and accept the commission, there's nonsense You can reach the pinnacle in your career." Yan Bi quickly disappeared outside the door.

Yinshi wondered as he unfolded the drawing paper, and saw his own big head portrait imposingly drawn on it, the features of natural curls and dead fish eyes were emphatically emphasized, and a familiar word was written beside it flamboyantly: madao.

"...Even if it is the truth, you can't say that about Dad!"

"Well, Ah Yin, what are you doing?" Xinba came back from the street, just in time to see someone tearing up a piece of paper angrily, "Let me guess, did you lose again in pachinko?"

"Can you be a little creative in your ideas? How can you understand our feelings as parents with human glasses!"

"It's annoying! Whoever has a useless father like you is the greatest misfortune!"

Yinshi retorted: "An otaku who only knows about star chasing has no right to criticize me! Look at you, are you going to buy albums and albums again?"

"That's much better than the people watching "Jump"!" Xinpachi threw the book in his hand on his face in a rage, "Besides, I bought it for Twelve!"

I bought it for Twelve, that is, the book that Twelve will read recently.

Yinshi calmed down instantly, and quickly looked at the cover of the book, and what caught his eyes was the nine-character title surrounded by flowers.

One hundred questions about the second disease in middle school.

Pounce...pour?

His nerves tensed with a click, and he carefully recalled the abnormal behaviors of the past two days, including his occasional staring at the ceiling in a daze, and his weird state of humming while watching TV, and finally figured out what had never surfaced in the water. root problem.

"Xinba, did Twelve say anything to you?"

"She said a lot, what do you mean?"

"It's similar to the words "thinking and spring" that girls of this age often have."

"... Twelve knows that you will die."

"Stop talking nonsense and confess!"

Xinpachi said helplessly: "It's not too special, but the day she asked me to buy the book, she said before leaving, 'People who have never been in love are really at a disadvantage, you have to learn everything from scratch'."

"..."

Not long after, a pig-killing howl came from the second-floor everything house: "My daughter is going to be abducted by a wild man!"

The izakaya's mother-in-law Toshi glanced outside impatiently, turned her head and ordered: "Catherine, Xiaoyu, go up and tell him to shut up, and get back this month's rent by the way."

"As ordered!"

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In fact, Twelve is really a female hooligan in thought and a good girl in action, so even though she provoked Takasugi to prepare him to be pursued by her when she left that day, she really had no clue about the next steps.

Leaving aside how to meet that person again, a good general doesn't fight unprepared battles, she should always attack the city with a plan.

So she skipped work once again, and gathered various members she knew who seemed to have love experience in the sushi restaurant, and asked them to give advice in the name of treating guests.

"It is said that writing a love letter is the beginning of a beautiful love. I also think it is appropriate to adopt a devious policy. Do you have any constructive suggestions?"

"Ahhh~ Little Twelve finally got the hang of it and wants to fall in love, that's a good thing." A Miao said with a smile, "The one who can make you care so much must be a handsome young man."

"No, he's an obvious secondary disease."

"...Then what do you like about him?"

Twelve replied solemnly: "It's hard to say it's love at first sight, just like I know he's not a reliable person, but my enthusiasm for dating him is still burning. His appearance and the songs he played that day are all printed on the It’s in my mind, and I can’t forget it.”

"I can understand! This is the great love in the legend, and you have already grasped the essence of it!" The little ape hung upside down from the roof without warning, his long hair covered his face, and he spoke excitedly, "I think the first time I saw Ah Yinshi also has such an unbearable feeling! I believe that this life is him! From kissing to going to bed, I can only have as many children as I can with him! Even if I go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire, I will not hesitate to roll nails!"

"Yeah... I don't remember that I invited you here, can you disappear immediately?" Twelve-faced impassively inserted chopsticks into her nostrils, "I want to show my loyalty and go to Wanshiwu to find Xiaoyinzi, I'm not in charge of listening to the service. "

At this time, a certain gorilla suddenly jumped out of the table and sat down beside A Miao in a serious manner, as if he had been there before: "Twelve is so naughty, I have been with Fourteen for so long and still play love at first sight, Even my elders are ashamed to hear this!"

"You seem to have misunderstood something, please see the situation clearly?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I understand." Kondo patted her on the shoulder with the attitude of someone who has been there, and said earnestly, "After all, there are many ups and downs in the love between me and Ms. A Miao. To keep it fresh, you have to add surprises at any time..." Before he finished speaking, he was pressed down by C beside him, who stomped on his head viciously, turned his head and spoke nonchalantly.

"Don't be fooled by the idiot's remarks. Girls write love letters to treat the disease. You can ask this guy." She raised her hand and pointed at Jiubingwei who was concentrating on peeling shrimp for A Miao. .”

A Miao thoughtfully handed over a pen: "You're polite, Xiao Jiu, give it a try."

"Love letter...?" Jiu Bingwei was a little embarrassed, but it was hard to refuse under the gleaming gaze of everyone, so he had to reluctantly accept it, "In short, it is enough to express the true feelings from the heart?"

"Yeah... Congratulations, you caught the point!"

"Then what is the other party's name?"

"Just write Jinzhu." At that time, in order to maintain a sense of mystery, she didn't ask for her surname at all, and in order to increase the sense of mystery, she also didn't leave her own surname - anyway, she could recognize the person's appearance at a glance.

Then Kubei's version of love letter is like this:

Dear Jin Zhujun, as a girl who has the courage to write to you because of uncontrollable feelings, please allow me to express some of my true thoughts.

You don't know how much I envy you, not for your handsome figure and unparalleled talent, but just for your status as a man.

Yes, that's right, you can live proudly in this world as a man, be liked by countless girls justifiably, and use your innate tools to give your beloved girls happiness for the rest of their lives.But I can't, I have suffered from low self-esteem more than once, and the tragedy of not being able to love started from then on. If God can give me a chance to choose again, I am eager to be a man who stands up to the sky, or I will persevere and work hard through the day after tomorrow. Build the great Tower of Babylon...

"Let the Tower of Babylon collapse!" Twelve furiously grabbed the letter paper and crumpled it into a ball, "What is this? Is it your inner monologue? Is it your deep complaint about gender issues? Brother Ninth?!"

Jiu Bingwei nodded seriously: "Nine Brothers is a good name."

"Who cares about you!"

"Forget it, it seems that relying on her won't work, I will try my best to help you once, little girl." Bing lazily put down the pipe in his hand, holding a pen to support Yi Meiyan, "Let me think about it, what should I write?" What does it take to hit one hit."

Immediately, Sister B's version of the love letter was released:

Kid named Jinsuke, listen up.Although I don't look down on you human beings, I think you are pretending to be hypocritical and treacherous and you won't live long (of course this is all true), but in the end you did not escape your fate in the photo.

It is your blessing to be caught by me, but you don’t have to be grateful. I always have a tolerant attitude towards you. I don’t ask much. It would be even better if you can regularly pay tribute to high-level monsters...

Twelve tore the letter paper to shreds again.

"Miss Bing, isn't it a good time to show off your Queen's temperament? Do you understand? Put away those subjective assumptions and talk about something human! Also, have you ever met someone who is gentle, kind, and thrifty at home?"

This female monster really has a deep obsession with Natsume Reiko, not to mention anything else, just talking about being able to enter the kitchen, not even A Miao, okay? !

Kondo climbed up with a disheveled face, grabbed the table with difficulty, and still stubbornly spoke according to his own thoughts: "You still have to ask me, Twelve! If you write Fourteen as I said, you will be happy-I love you The appearance of mayonnaise, I also love the smell of cigarettes in your hand, and I love the world between your legs that you confess to me even more, countless days and nights around the corner, I still remember... ah!" The rest of the words are all He was forcibly stopped by A Miao with violence.

"Ah, where did the wretched gorilla come from? Just kill it."

Twelve grabbed his neck, picked up mustard and squeezed all the mustard into his mouth: "Eat more, Chief, I heard that mustard is good for the brain, so you don't even have to distinguish people's names, and spread bad ideas to underage girls! "

"I'm just thinking about the life-long happiness of you and Fourteen!"

"So you didn't stay at the station because of this unfounded happiness theory, Kondo-san?" A group of people were making a fuss, when they looked up and saw Hijikata standing behind him at some point, smoking a cigarette with a helpless look on his face, "Sakata Twelve Princess is not That's all for work, you are a dignified bureau chief, you can't expect us to lie all the time, can you?"

"Hey, Fourteen, you're here at the right time! Twelve is ready to move on! You must know that the relationship between the two of you is also helpful for stabilizing Shinsengumi's hearts!"

Twelve and Tufang said in unison: "Who has feelings for this guy!"

"Well said! Who would have feelings for that mayonnaise addiction!"

With Yinshi's thunderous roar, the trio of Wanshiwu made their debut.

Embarrassed, Shinba took out "One Hundred Ways to Fight Chuan Er Disease" and handed it to Twelve: "I'm sorry, I wanted to stop Ah Yin, but he said that his daughter's boyfriend must be checked by himself."

"Yeah... how can a man who can't even find a girlfriend talk about checkpoints!"

"Girlfriend is here!" The little ape appeared behind Yinshi like a ghost, and put his arms around his neck ambiguously, "Ayin is really thoughtful, our daughter's life-long affairs must not be sloppy!"

Yin Shi suddenly fell beautifully over the shoulder: "Go to hell, you perverted glasses girl!"

Kagami was happy to see that he had nothing to do around, so he went straight to the dining table, grabbed the sushi and ate it: "Miss Twelfth didn't invite me for a treat, so cunning!"

"...I'm sorry I was wrong."

"You don't need to admit your mistake, I want eel sushi!"

"...Buy, buy, buy." Twelve put the pen back into his arms, rolled his eyes and sat next to A Miao in the chaos.

She should have known earlier that this group of bad friends could do nothing but make trouble.

Maybe it's not suitable for me to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Let the love letters go to hell, if you see that person again next time, just rush up and kiss him, will it take much effort?scare him to death!

All secondary illnesses will be trampled under her feet by Mad Wolf Twelve!