[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father
Chapter 19 Replacing Someone Really Difficult
Sarutobi Iris recently has a new prospecting target, that is, Sakata Twelve Hime, who is known as (?) the righteous daughter of the master of the house.
It's not because of a sudden change in sexual orientation, and it's not that every jitter can make her interested, but because when she saw that girl and Yinshi walking on the street together one day and being intimate, she only felt that the anger in her heart was burning wildly, Vow to work hard to kill the other party and replace him.
Since the person you like likes father-daughter play, then you have to satisfy him unconditionally. It doesn't matter if you are a daughter. Anyway, forbidden love sounds more adorable!
Of course, the focus of the clean-up work is to know yourself and the enemy first, and the shortcut to knowing yourself and the enemy is tracking.
Three days later, she successfully determined the basic route of Twelve's daily operations, and followed the latter to a three-story building in the suburbs on the weekend.
This is the opportunity to act. Girls in their teens are most likely to be intimidated and threatened. Asking the other party to leave the house of everything is so easy, and then immediately take advantage of Ah Yin's vacant window to sneak in. No matter how you think about it, it is a good idea!
... But people are not as good as heaven, I didn't expect that there were other people in that building.
what's the situation?Secret party?
In fact, at the moment, Twelve is playing Three Kingdoms with customers.
Natsume and Haruhi were lucky, and Abe knew how to do tricks. Only Xu Wang was more miserable. After a few rounds, his forehead and lips were covered with white stripes. If he could not blink, he would look like a cloth mop from a distance.
"I can definitely win it back!"
"Senior, do you really want to play?" Chun Ri reminded in a low voice, "There is no room for your face."
"Father and daughter connect hearts, you can just post it for dad!"
"No, I don't agree."
Twelve sighed exaggeratedly: "It's the winner's group every time, it's so annoying, it's so cold at the top!"
Abe calmly nodded in agreement: "Maybe this kind of game is a bit difficult for young people."
"This is a game for young people, isn't it? Are you laughing at me?" A female monster who was several hundred years old was upset, "It's so strange, what's the matter with wanting to flatter you every time I hear you talking!"
Natsume next to him couldn't help laughing: "C seems to be out of shape these two days."
"Yeah... Sister Bing may have been to Sister Miao's place too often recently, and she desperately ate Sister Miao's fried eggs in order to gain favor with her. Her IQ has returned to before liberation."
"Shut up! How can a little girl understand the beauty of our friendship!"
Abe glanced at the neat row of beard-like white stripes on C's chin, and instead of laughing kindly, turned his eyes away calmly, and whispered to Twelve: "It seems that there are guests here, and they have been waiting at the door for a long time. Do you want to invite me?"
Twelve responded casually, without looking back, he threw the broom at hand, the wooden pole penetrated the door, and nailed it impartially to the wall beside the little ape.
"I'm going to arrest you for breaking and entering a private house."
Xiao Yuan walked into the room in great embarrassment, met everyone's suspicious eyes, and pretended to calmly raise his hand to say hello: "Hi, I'm..."
"Sarutobi Iris, ninja, M glasses girl."
"...How do you know?!"
"Yeah... who told Little Yinzi to mention it?"
"Ayin mentioned me! What did he say?!"
Twelve smiled and said: "He said that you don't have to be soft when you meet a pervert with purple hair and glasses, just kill him."
"..."
"By the way, you've been following me for three days, have you come to any conclusions? Do you think I'm a natural and talented person, suitable for joining the ninja team?"
As an excellent ninja in the aftermath house, it is too shameful for the follower to know all the actions. Xiao Yuan sighed secretly that he underestimated this girl, but he still insisted on retorting: "Who would be interested in you? If it weren't for Ah Yin, I'm too lazy to waste time on you!"
Natsume asked curiously, "What is your relationship with Mr. Sakata?"
"Naturally, it's a relationship between lovers!"
"I know!" Xu Wanghuan suddenly realized, "That's Twelve's mother!"
"Chun Ri, take care of your senior." Twelve had no expression on his face, "If you can, sew his mouth shut."
Haruhi responded quickly, swiftly dragging someone away.
Bing tore off the note on his face, his charming eyes were full of disdain: "Emotions in the human world are really troublesome, since you are planning to attack Sakata Yinshi, why are you pestering Twelve?"
"Who told her to use her daughter's identity to seduce Ah Yin!" Xiao Yuan said angrily, "When you go out on the street, you don't shy away from each other, so you're not afraid of being seen by others? Thinking about it makes me sad!"
Abe looked at Twelve calmly, and smiled thoughtfully: "The last time you went to the street at the same time as Mr. Sakata, you seem to have brought me with you, right?"
"Yeah... I guess she only saw the little silver, and didn't notice you at all, sir."
That time, the three of them were indeed traveling to buy daily necessities for the customers, and Yinshi acted as a porter.
"But I don't remember you treating him... Cough, everything is obviously normal."
Twelve thought about it carefully, and finally remembered some details that might be misunderstood: "Oh, is she referring to the fight between the two of us for the last piece of chocolate?"
"The bar of chocolate seems to have melted?"
"That's right, that's why I spread the chocolate sauce all over Xiao Yinzi's body."
Natsume, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, made a final decision: "Perhaps from some angles, the slapstick posture looks like a hug."
"...Which idiot would think that?"
B raised his finger and pointed at the little ape: "This idiot."
"Hey, you ugly woman want to fight?!"
"I'm not human, you're wrong." C smashed the pipe on the little ape's head without any mistakes, "If you are stupid, you have to bear the responsibility. You see, you messed up this game. I could have won. "
Twelve said seriously: "Sister Bing, what are you talking about? There is absolutely no way to win."
As a rebel, there is obviously only one drop of blood left, and there are no cards in his hand, and the previous three drops of blood were all consumed by Xu Wanghuan, who was also drawn by the rebel, not to mention that the loyal minister Natsume still holds Zhuge Lian in his hand. Crossbow and four "kills" - when you meet pig teammates and god opponents, you are also drunk.
"Is this the point!"
"Yeah... Then let's talk about seriousness, Ms. Sarutobi, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you leave now?"
The little ape shook his head resolutely: "No! You are here, I will definitely replace you today, and let Ah Yin torture me in the name of father in the future!"
Everyone: "..."
"Just like who is willing to be his daughter, just kidding!" Twelve grinned and waved his hands, "You can replace me directly if you want!"
Xiaoyuan never expected her to agree so happily, but was stunned for a moment: "Is it really possible? But how can I replace it?"
"Yeah...you idiot? If you want to replace me, just learn from me."
"Hmm..." Someone fell into deep thought, "That is to say, do you want to learn your character and all your habits?"
"If you have any questions, just ask these people."
Xiao Yuan immediately turned his attention to the customers.
Xu Wang was the first to raise his hand to speak: "Firstly, perm and dye her silver curly hair, and wear a small loli dress."
Kasuga followed closely behind: "The beginning of the speech often has the soft and cute particle of 'Yiye'."
"You must learn to smile innocently and cutely, and at the same time take violent actions." After Natsume finished speaking, he was greeted with approving eyes from all around.
"Don't forget to use your talent at all times. Three sentences reveal the inner invisible nature of the other party." Bing spoke very vaguely this time, and whether he can understand it depends on his IQ.
Abe made a concluding statement with a smile: "In addition, please maintain enough resistance, and don't be too willing to admit Mr. Sakata's fatherhood. This is the essence of Twelve's Tsundere."
"Yeah... Mister, you have learned badly. That's not arrogance, it's a principle."
Natural curls, western clothes, language addiction, a hidden knife in a smile, fake tsundere.
The little ape kept these keywords firmly in his heart, and quickly disappeared in place without saying goodbye, not knowing where he was going.
C sighed: "It always feels like we pushed Sakata into the bottomless abyss."
"Anyway, you won't be able to go back tonight." Chun Ri patted Twelve on the shoulder and said with a smile, "To ensure her smooth operation, please sleep with me for a night."
"It doesn't matter, it's going to be a chicken and a dog to go back anyway."...
So as expected, that night, Yinshi was wondering that Twelve would never return home at night, but he was attacked by an unknown object that broke into the door without warning—through the moonlight outside the window, he saw the other party's big silver curly curly hair. Wearing a gothic loli style dress, she smiled happily, but the red glasses on her face were still on, showing the true identity of the owner with due diligence.
"Yeah~~~ Ah Yin, I'm here to accompany you~~~"
"What the hell in the middle of the night!"
The little ape twisted his body and pretended to be shy: "Why, isn't it natural for a daughter to spend a long night with her father? Ah, I was wrong, you are not his father, and he will not admit it~"
"Who allowed you, a pervert, to cosplay my little twelve?!" Yinshi was furious, "Please imitate and imitate the basic appearance!"
"Yeah~~ This is not a simple cosplay, it's an upgraded version that will replace her soon! Ah Yin, are you still used to it?"
"Get used to p!"
The little ape trembled with excitement: "Yeah! Ah Yin is yelling at me again, so happy! And the most important thing is how to implement it? Take violent actions... Ah Yin, torture me to your heart's content! Rope leather whip candle , as long as the father can let his daughter do everything!" The situation was completely wrong.
"Which father would use those things on his daughter?! I hacked someone, I really will hack you to death, don't force me!"
"Yiye~~As expected of an upright and strict father, he is unmoved by his daughter's flowery smile!" Little Ape made a Xizi holding his heart, "But this will only make me more determined to explore your essence! You That unknown ○○, your ○○, and your ○○!”
"○○You are tall!" Yinshi rushed up and grabbed her by the collar and threw her down the stairs, "Don't talk nonsense and get me harmed together!"
There was still a persistent cry from downstairs: "Father, please accept my deep love—ah!" Then there was no more sound, and it seemed that Catherine was awakened*.
The world has returned to calm.
Yinshi was sitting on the floor with the quilt in his arms, and he couldn't help feeling that the comparison showed true knowledge. From then on, if he was killed, he would never complain about his own Twelve Concubine. Compared with the copycat, the former is simply an angel.
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It's not because of a sudden change in sexual orientation, and it's not that every jitter can make her interested, but because when she saw that girl and Yinshi walking on the street together one day and being intimate, she only felt that the anger in her heart was burning wildly, Vow to work hard to kill the other party and replace him.
Since the person you like likes father-daughter play, then you have to satisfy him unconditionally. It doesn't matter if you are a daughter. Anyway, forbidden love sounds more adorable!
Of course, the focus of the clean-up work is to know yourself and the enemy first, and the shortcut to knowing yourself and the enemy is tracking.
Three days later, she successfully determined the basic route of Twelve's daily operations, and followed the latter to a three-story building in the suburbs on the weekend.
This is the opportunity to act. Girls in their teens are most likely to be intimidated and threatened. Asking the other party to leave the house of everything is so easy, and then immediately take advantage of Ah Yin's vacant window to sneak in. No matter how you think about it, it is a good idea!
... But people are not as good as heaven, I didn't expect that there were other people in that building.
what's the situation?Secret party?
In fact, at the moment, Twelve is playing Three Kingdoms with customers.
Natsume and Haruhi were lucky, and Abe knew how to do tricks. Only Xu Wang was more miserable. After a few rounds, his forehead and lips were covered with white stripes. If he could not blink, he would look like a cloth mop from a distance.
"I can definitely win it back!"
"Senior, do you really want to play?" Chun Ri reminded in a low voice, "There is no room for your face."
"Father and daughter connect hearts, you can just post it for dad!"
"No, I don't agree."
Twelve sighed exaggeratedly: "It's the winner's group every time, it's so annoying, it's so cold at the top!"
Abe calmly nodded in agreement: "Maybe this kind of game is a bit difficult for young people."
"This is a game for young people, isn't it? Are you laughing at me?" A female monster who was several hundred years old was upset, "It's so strange, what's the matter with wanting to flatter you every time I hear you talking!"
Natsume next to him couldn't help laughing: "C seems to be out of shape these two days."
"Yeah... Sister Bing may have been to Sister Miao's place too often recently, and she desperately ate Sister Miao's fried eggs in order to gain favor with her. Her IQ has returned to before liberation."
"Shut up! How can a little girl understand the beauty of our friendship!"
Abe glanced at the neat row of beard-like white stripes on C's chin, and instead of laughing kindly, turned his eyes away calmly, and whispered to Twelve: "It seems that there are guests here, and they have been waiting at the door for a long time. Do you want to invite me?"
Twelve responded casually, without looking back, he threw the broom at hand, the wooden pole penetrated the door, and nailed it impartially to the wall beside the little ape.
"I'm going to arrest you for breaking and entering a private house."
Xiao Yuan walked into the room in great embarrassment, met everyone's suspicious eyes, and pretended to calmly raise his hand to say hello: "Hi, I'm..."
"Sarutobi Iris, ninja, M glasses girl."
"...How do you know?!"
"Yeah... who told Little Yinzi to mention it?"
"Ayin mentioned me! What did he say?!"
Twelve smiled and said: "He said that you don't have to be soft when you meet a pervert with purple hair and glasses, just kill him."
"..."
"By the way, you've been following me for three days, have you come to any conclusions? Do you think I'm a natural and talented person, suitable for joining the ninja team?"
As an excellent ninja in the aftermath house, it is too shameful for the follower to know all the actions. Xiao Yuan sighed secretly that he underestimated this girl, but he still insisted on retorting: "Who would be interested in you? If it weren't for Ah Yin, I'm too lazy to waste time on you!"
Natsume asked curiously, "What is your relationship with Mr. Sakata?"
"Naturally, it's a relationship between lovers!"
"I know!" Xu Wanghuan suddenly realized, "That's Twelve's mother!"
"Chun Ri, take care of your senior." Twelve had no expression on his face, "If you can, sew his mouth shut."
Haruhi responded quickly, swiftly dragging someone away.
Bing tore off the note on his face, his charming eyes were full of disdain: "Emotions in the human world are really troublesome, since you are planning to attack Sakata Yinshi, why are you pestering Twelve?"
"Who told her to use her daughter's identity to seduce Ah Yin!" Xiao Yuan said angrily, "When you go out on the street, you don't shy away from each other, so you're not afraid of being seen by others? Thinking about it makes me sad!"
Abe looked at Twelve calmly, and smiled thoughtfully: "The last time you went to the street at the same time as Mr. Sakata, you seem to have brought me with you, right?"
"Yeah... I guess she only saw the little silver, and didn't notice you at all, sir."
That time, the three of them were indeed traveling to buy daily necessities for the customers, and Yinshi acted as a porter.
"But I don't remember you treating him... Cough, everything is obviously normal."
Twelve thought about it carefully, and finally remembered some details that might be misunderstood: "Oh, is she referring to the fight between the two of us for the last piece of chocolate?"
"The bar of chocolate seems to have melted?"
"That's right, that's why I spread the chocolate sauce all over Xiao Yinzi's body."
Natsume, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, made a final decision: "Perhaps from some angles, the slapstick posture looks like a hug."
"...Which idiot would think that?"
B raised his finger and pointed at the little ape: "This idiot."
"Hey, you ugly woman want to fight?!"
"I'm not human, you're wrong." C smashed the pipe on the little ape's head without any mistakes, "If you are stupid, you have to bear the responsibility. You see, you messed up this game. I could have won. "
Twelve said seriously: "Sister Bing, what are you talking about? There is absolutely no way to win."
As a rebel, there is obviously only one drop of blood left, and there are no cards in his hand, and the previous three drops of blood were all consumed by Xu Wanghuan, who was also drawn by the rebel, not to mention that the loyal minister Natsume still holds Zhuge Lian in his hand. Crossbow and four "kills" - when you meet pig teammates and god opponents, you are also drunk.
"Is this the point!"
"Yeah... Then let's talk about seriousness, Ms. Sarutobi, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you leave now?"
The little ape shook his head resolutely: "No! You are here, I will definitely replace you today, and let Ah Yin torture me in the name of father in the future!"
Everyone: "..."
"Just like who is willing to be his daughter, just kidding!" Twelve grinned and waved his hands, "You can replace me directly if you want!"
Xiaoyuan never expected her to agree so happily, but was stunned for a moment: "Is it really possible? But how can I replace it?"
"Yeah...you idiot? If you want to replace me, just learn from me."
"Hmm..." Someone fell into deep thought, "That is to say, do you want to learn your character and all your habits?"
"If you have any questions, just ask these people."
Xiao Yuan immediately turned his attention to the customers.
Xu Wang was the first to raise his hand to speak: "Firstly, perm and dye her silver curly hair, and wear a small loli dress."
Kasuga followed closely behind: "The beginning of the speech often has the soft and cute particle of 'Yiye'."
"You must learn to smile innocently and cutely, and at the same time take violent actions." After Natsume finished speaking, he was greeted with approving eyes from all around.
"Don't forget to use your talent at all times. Three sentences reveal the inner invisible nature of the other party." Bing spoke very vaguely this time, and whether he can understand it depends on his IQ.
Abe made a concluding statement with a smile: "In addition, please maintain enough resistance, and don't be too willing to admit Mr. Sakata's fatherhood. This is the essence of Twelve's Tsundere."
"Yeah... Mister, you have learned badly. That's not arrogance, it's a principle."
Natural curls, western clothes, language addiction, a hidden knife in a smile, fake tsundere.
The little ape kept these keywords firmly in his heart, and quickly disappeared in place without saying goodbye, not knowing where he was going.
C sighed: "It always feels like we pushed Sakata into the bottomless abyss."
"Anyway, you won't be able to go back tonight." Chun Ri patted Twelve on the shoulder and said with a smile, "To ensure her smooth operation, please sleep with me for a night."
"It doesn't matter, it's going to be a chicken and a dog to go back anyway."...
So as expected, that night, Yinshi was wondering that Twelve would never return home at night, but he was attacked by an unknown object that broke into the door without warning—through the moonlight outside the window, he saw the other party's big silver curly curly hair. Wearing a gothic loli style dress, she smiled happily, but the red glasses on her face were still on, showing the true identity of the owner with due diligence.
"Yeah~~~ Ah Yin, I'm here to accompany you~~~"
"What the hell in the middle of the night!"
The little ape twisted his body and pretended to be shy: "Why, isn't it natural for a daughter to spend a long night with her father? Ah, I was wrong, you are not his father, and he will not admit it~"
"Who allowed you, a pervert, to cosplay my little twelve?!" Yinshi was furious, "Please imitate and imitate the basic appearance!"
"Yeah~~ This is not a simple cosplay, it's an upgraded version that will replace her soon! Ah Yin, are you still used to it?"
"Get used to p!"
The little ape trembled with excitement: "Yeah! Ah Yin is yelling at me again, so happy! And the most important thing is how to implement it? Take violent actions... Ah Yin, torture me to your heart's content! Rope leather whip candle , as long as the father can let his daughter do everything!" The situation was completely wrong.
"Which father would use those things on his daughter?! I hacked someone, I really will hack you to death, don't force me!"
"Yiye~~As expected of an upright and strict father, he is unmoved by his daughter's flowery smile!" Little Ape made a Xizi holding his heart, "But this will only make me more determined to explore your essence! You That unknown ○○, your ○○, and your ○○!”
"○○You are tall!" Yinshi rushed up and grabbed her by the collar and threw her down the stairs, "Don't talk nonsense and get me harmed together!"
There was still a persistent cry from downstairs: "Father, please accept my deep love—ah!" Then there was no more sound, and it seemed that Catherine was awakened*.
The world has returned to calm.
Yinshi was sitting on the floor with the quilt in his arms, and he couldn't help feeling that the comparison showed true knowledge. From then on, if he was killed, he would never complain about his own Twelve Concubine. Compared with the copycat, the former is simply an angel.
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