[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

According to Haruhi's detailed explanation, she and Xu Wanghuan happened to pass by the entrance of the "Gaotianyuan" Cowherd's shop after crossing over, and were temporarily taken in by the owner there, Mr. Kuangshilang. They are too same), based on the principle of having some experience, let the two join the cowherd team to work.

Xu Wanghuan was originally the director of the male public relations department when he was on campus. He is a prince-type character who is best at pleasing girls, and Kasuga's natural cuteness and boyishness are very good points. To name them both—the lady of the beautiful snake star is one of them, and the most fanatical one.

Because she really likes Xu Wanghuan so much, she decided to redeem her body for Xu Wanghuan, and when she heard that there was no contract of sale, she decided to bring Xu Wanghuan back to her planet, and promised that she would take good care of it (?)he.

This is tantamount to a sheep entering the tiger's mouth. Kasuga had no choice but to follow Mr. Kushiro's suggestion and go to the Wanshiya on the street of Kabukicho for help. I heard that it is an organization that can do everything for money. The Shinsengumi has gone, and only then will the next thing happen.

At present, everyone is on the way to Gaotianyuan.

"By the way, my mission is just to send this girl to your place. It seems I have no obligation to accompany you to the Cowherd's shop, right?" Sougo looked at his pony-style uniform with disgust, and there was a strange curry smell coming from the neckline. I don't know where I bought it from, "Besides, why do you have to dress like this? Are you idiots?"

Twelve, who was dressed in the attire of a triad lady, turned her head and gave him a gloomy look: "You know what a p, this is called strategy! According to relevant information, the beautiful snake star is very bullying, as long as we can overwhelm that noble man in terms of arrogance." Wife, you can snatch King Xu over here."

"Is it overpowering in terms of momentum? The rope whip was poured with pepper water at the end, and the woman was absolutely satisfied."

"Don't let your s traits come in at random!" The underworld boss (pseudo) Yinshi slapped him angrily, "If it weren't for the fact that there are too few people to support the scene, I didn't bother to call you, just be a good little brother! Go back Don't tell the truth to that mayonnaise addict, I can't stand him talking about police regulations when we meet!"

"Boss, you are really..."

On the other side, Shinpachi was pointing at Kagura frantically and shouting, "Please, that's a pipe prop! Who allowed you to eat it!"

Kagura looked at him innocently, while still chewing: "Who told this to be made of chocolate, I couldn't help but say it."

"After eating the pipe, the setting will be overturned! You are a precocious underworld boy with bad habits!"

"Yay... Kagura, how many times have I told you, don't mess around." Twelve solemnly sank, took out a new pipe from his arms and handed it over, "I told you that hazelnut chocolate is not delicious , this one is dark chocolate, it tastes good."

"Where is the focus of your attention, hello!"

Standing next to this group of psychopaths, Haruhi felt a little stressed: "Twelve, are you sure your plan is all right?"

"Don't worry, I know you're worried about your seniors, there's nothing you can't handle in Wanshiwu." Twelve put her shoulders boldly, "Besides, you're a girl, and staying in the Cowherd's shop all the time isn't good for your physical and mental development. , when this ticket is finished, I will move to Mr. Abe with Su Wang!"

"Mr. Abe?"

"Well, it's the onmyoji who is in charge of taking care of you for me, a gentle and handsome man who understands Feng Shui and a good family man, and his young assistant and the mature nanny brought by the assistant live there, even though the nanny is often away from home Hook up with Shin Hachikun's older sister."

"..."

Xinba: "You will definitely be beaten if Miss C hears about it."

Then the gang of five, led by Kasuga, who was full of black lines, walked into the gate of Gao Tianyuan.

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I have to say that Xu Wanghuan was very nervous, because the group of so-called rescuers Haruhi found seemed to be less reliable than the beautiful snake star.

Among them was a man with natural curly hair wearing sunglasses, who was cocking his legs and commanding coolly: "Boss, do you have any blond-haired and blue-eyed boys who are more than 1.8 meters tall and look elegant but are really brain-dead? My daughter said she likes that type!"

As a result, before Kuangshilang could speak, the cowherds had already pushed him out tacitly, and said in unison: "This guy fully meets the requirements!"

Xu Wanghuan burst into tears.

"Senior, don't worry, they are indeed here to help us." Haruhi quietly walked around behind and said in a low voice, "You just need to cooperate with the whole set of acting, remember to be realistic, so as not to cause trouble for Mr. Kuangshilang afterwards. "

"...Oh, Dad understands."

"It's this time, can you stop calling yourself dad!"

So a certain head of the public relations department finally made enough mental preparations to come in front of several people, looked around and confirmed that Twelve was the one he should serve, then smiled the flawless prince again, took her hand and kissed it.

"It's a pleasure to spend a good night with you, my dear princess... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Kagura said solemnly: "Don't take advantage of my young lady!"

"That's just a courtesy..."

"I do not care!"

Shinpachi and Sougo hurriedly tore her away, and the former tried to smooth things over in a serious manner: "Hurry up and serve the wine! If you dawdle, our Boss Sakata will be angry!"

"Uh, I'm very sorry." Xu Wanghuan helplessly wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, "What drinks do you guys need?"

"Carter's aperitif." Twelve naturally raised his hand and pointed at Silver, "And give this gentleman a glass of strawberry milk and vodka."

Yin Shi squinted at her: "Don't make fun of Dad!"

"Yeah... yes father." Due to the setting of father and daughter in the underworld, Twelve had no way to refute this perverted claim, so he could only smile in response, and then uneasily rolled his feet under the table, "Would you like a drink?" What manly drink?"

Yinshi originally wanted to talk about the [-] ratio of shochu, but after thinking about it for a while, he felt that the price was a bit low. After thinking about it, he simply turned his eyes to Sougo next to him: "Sougo, do I need to bother with such trivial matters? Don't you usually do it? Handle it!"

"Okay boss." Sougo continued calmly, "Please serve ten glasses of tequila."

Twelve muttered in a low voice: "Are you going to drink up Xiaoyinzi? Are you going to rely on Shinsengumi to support you when Wanshiwu goes bankrupt?"

"I'm just a younger brother, I can't control too much."

"Yeah...you're just making trouble."

"You've been making trouble since just now."

"Enough! What on earth are you two here for?!" Shinpachi reminded angrily, suppressing his voice, "You should look like you are visiting a Cowherd's store!"

Twelve suddenly realized: "Who is that! King Xu, right? Come and sit, and sing a song for Miss Ben!"

Xu Wanghuan: "..."

These people are here to provoke trouble, right?

While talking nonsense, I saw Gao Tianyuan's bodyguard Hachiro approaching and respectfully reported to Kuangshi Langhui: "Sir, Mrs. Hualien is here."

Kuangshi Lang's face changed slightly, and he unconsciously cast a glance at everyone.

There is no doubt that Mrs. Hualien is the beautiful snake star.

"Don't mind, let her in!" Yinshi raised his hand in a leaderly manner, "We should also have fun with the people occasionally."

"..."

Although everyone's psychological quality is good, they were still slightly surprised when they saw Mrs. Hualien.

A beauty is a real beauty, but a snake is also a real snake. Please imagine a scene of a charming young woman speaking with a snake letter out of her mouth.

"Mr. Kuangshilang, didn't you say that you can only serve me alone in the future?" She looked at Yinshi and the others with disdain, "Besides, this is a place for women to have fun. Why do big men come to join in the fun? place?"

Sougo pulled out a fruit knife from his waist: "I want to cut off your flying snake letter to make a gift wrapping belt, you won't object, will you?" Before he could finish speaking, Shinpachi dragged him away with his mouth covered.

"Eye... what are you talking about? I'm not a woman?" Twelve directly hugged Xu Wanghuan, provocative, "Besides, there is no contract of sale, who stipulated that he is your little sweetheart? Today I'm in love with this one, he is the son-in-law of my Sakata family, whoever makes trouble will chop his hands! Le Zi, Ba Zai!"

Kagura Shinpachi immediately stood with arms folded, with his nostrils facing the sky, and the former deliberately chewed the pipe in his mouth.

"Dare to touch the person my lady likes, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"

Mrs. Hualien snorted softly: "I just want to know what you eat."

"Are you blind? Of course what you eat is a coincidence..."

"Coincidentally!" Shinpachi yelled and intercepted Kagura's truth, "Lezi has been practicing all the year round, and any part of his body is as steel as iron, because his teeth are so good and he is used to grabbing whatever he eats, do you have an opinion?"

Twelve leisurely took out another special chocolate ashtray: "That's right, as the younger brother of the Sakata family, it is natural to be different——Le Zai, use it to grind your teeth!"

Kagura grabbed it and bit the ashtray in half.

Sou Wu held the fruit knife in his hands and made an aiming gesture: "Ms. Hualien, please keep talking and don't let the snake take it back, otherwise I won't be responsible for poking your eyes..."

"Don't embarrass me!" Yinshi raised his hand and pushed his head into the fruit plate next to him viciously, "I said it was just to choose a good husband for Twelve, so keep a low profile! Our Sakata family are all dignified people , how can you intimidate civilians?!"

Haruhi, who had been watching the big drama, finally realized that he seemed to have a line left to say, and just at this moment, he had the opportunity, so he quickly widened his eyes and said in horror: "Could it be that you are the handsome girl who eats both black and white and claims to be a man?" Pear blossoms crushing begonias, invincible loyalty in the universe, thousands of years, jade faces, flying dragons, dragons, tigers, leaping to the moon, flying in the sky, flying immortals and immortals to guide the way, the Sakata family who took action when they saw injustice and roared when it was time to act?"

Shinpachi couldn't bear to look directly at his face: "Is this nickname too long? It will completely become an idiom Solitaire later on... It's really hard for her to recite all of them, even though her acting skills are so exaggerated..."

"Yeah... that's right." Twelve Noble smiled coldly, "We are the beautiful pear blossom pressing the begonia, the handsome girl who is called the man The Sakata family who will take action when they see injustice and roar, this is my father, Sakata Erque."

Yinshi was expressionless: "This is my daughter Sakata Twelve Little Princesses."

"..."

"So what? Who doesn't know how to talk big?" Mrs. Hualien didn't like this at all, and she came over and tried to force Xu Wanghuan off her seat. "My subordinates are also waiting outside. Could it be that I'm still afraid of you guys?" Just five people can't do it?"

Xu Wanghuan stared at her Xinzi with trepidation, afraid that the other party's saliva would rub his face. At that moment, he felt that compared with this snake spirit, Yin Shi and the five were angels sent by God, so he had to vote pitifully. A look for help.

Yinshi muttered in a low voice: "What's the matter with this little milky eyes, I really can't stand you young people..."

"Yeah...what's the matter, you mean you want to fight me?" Twelve stood up, pulled Xu Wanghuan by his collar and pulled him back behind him, raised his chin at Mrs. Hualien with a smile on his face, "Miss Ben There is no precedent for what you fancy, if it weren't for the peace of the universe, you would have been stewed into a snake soup, don't be ignorant of flattery!"

Mrs. Hualien said impatiently: "The tone of a young girl is not small-come here!"

Following her order, more than 20 fierce female generals with angelic faces and monster figures burst in from the door, and their navels are exposed, and their eight-pack abs are very vigorous-so don't think that this planet is full of women, I guess it's not right. Standing up is not inferior to a man.

"The information on the Internet is all deceiving! What is bullying the weak and fearing the strong? It's just black and black!" Xinpachi went crazy, "I knew that what I was talking about just now is different from directly doing it?!"

"Not necessarily, the beautiful Snake Star can't easily see the opposite sex, and it's very possible that she will double her courage for the man she loves." Sougo patted Xu Wanghuan on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "They have put on the stance of grabbing a marriage because of you." , why don't you think about it?"

"Hey! Please pay attention to your position!"

Xu Wanghuan pulled Haruhi and quickly flashed behind Twelve: "As a father, I must protect my daughter. I must not go to an alien planet alone and leave Haruhi to suffer here!"

"...No, senior, you will die if you go to that kind of ghost place!"

"Help, Mr. Sakata!"

Yinshi took off his sunglasses and flung them aside handsomely, snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Mr. Xu, as a father too, I can understand your feelings very well. After all, you can't go anywhere if you are concerned about your daughter."

"Yeah... Er Que, what about the settings of the underworld gangsters that you agreed?"

"Don't worry about it, Xiao Ji, since you are destined to use violence to solve the problem, just ignore the pretense!"

Twelve punched him directly in the face, turned around the moment he saw the nosebleed, picked up the wine bottle on the table and put on a brawling stance: "Le Zai Ba Zai sougo, hit someone! Killing him is worth the money!"