[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Of course Twelve doesn’t know, the topic of nicknames has almost been ruined by her adoptive father (…) and unscrupulous colleagues. Now she is busy finding a way to find A Miao as soon as possible without anyone noticing. location.

So if you can use your brain for some things, don't do it blindly. In case of injury, whoever will pay for the medical expenses.

Looking at the situation, it is estimated that the members of both sides are restraining each other, and probably only she is so leisurely, which is exactly what she wants. Solving problems without bloodshed is the highest state of combat.

However, it turns out that it is a bit too optimistic.

There was a strange movement behind her, she paused slightly, and leaned against the tree trunk to look at a certain guardian of the Liusheng family who wanted to sneak attack.

"It looks like this gentleman is a bit coquettish, he seems to be one of the four heavenly kings you just met?"

The person who came was choked immediately, but soon recovered his normal expression, covered his lips with his hands and coughed twice: "Please pay attention to your wording, it's not coquettish, it's beautiful."

"Yeah... don't pay too much attention to the details, sir, what's your name?"

"My name is Nan..."

"Oh, I remembered, Nangong Feiyan!"

"What the hell is that!"

Twelve smiled and looked at him: "I just think this name is more suitable for Mr. Feiyan."

"Did you do it on purpose?!" Nanhucui tried to widen her blurred and lifeless eyes, trying to increase her deterrence. "According to accurate judgment, you are the weakest member of the enemy team. Get rid of you first!"

"How did you know I was the weakest?"

"The whole body exudes the breath of the weak!" When he said this, he didn't realize at all that he was actually the most retarded one in the team.

The other party approached step by step, Twelve looked at his red hair swaying in the wind, the green necklace, and the gorgeous bathrobe, and silently chose to back away: "Well, I can admit that I am weak, on the premise that you are not allowed to touch me—Sao Air is contagious."

Nanhu Cui didn't care what she said, and put his hand next to her ear, and brushed away the hair on the sideburns very chicly: "What do you know at a young age? This is called elegance, and it is the temperament of a handsome man. Waiting for you When I grow up, I understand how important it is to find a good partner who is as beautiful as I am and has unparalleled strength... Ouch!!" Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked below the waist.

"Yeah...Sorry, I couldn't help it at the moment." Twelve ignored his eggplant-like face, and continued his train of thought sincerely, "I just feel that our theme seems to have deviated, so I just want to bring it back."

"Master, master... what is the theme..."

"Mr. Feiyan is really a noble person who forgets things."

"My name is Nanhu Cui! Don't just replace someone else's noble and majestic name!"

"The name is just a code name, no matter how noble it is, it can't be brought into the coffin." Twelve calmly took out a pen and paper, and I don't know why she hides these things on her body, "The point is that my work is not finished yet, I was determined to collect all of them. 100 portraits of extremely handsome men are kept as souvenirs, Mr. Hu Cui, would you like to help?"

"What the hell is Hucui, don't separate people's names casually..." Although he still wanted to put on some airs to try to get him, but unfortunately the smile that could not be concealed had betrayed his true feelings, and Nanhucui quickly chose The pose that I thought was the most handsome, "Seeing that you have such an aesthetic vision, let me satisfy your request for once—hey, how many portraits of handsome men have you collected?"

"Congratulations, you are the first one~"

"...This is not an ambition at all, but you decided on the spot!"

"No, because before I met you, I had never met a single handsome man worth writing about."

Undoubtedly, such nonsense without changing his face has once again successfully captured the heart of the narcissistic uncle.

"Hahaha, since that's the case, I'll try to bear it more."...

So in the next half hour, Twelve adjusted his posture nine to ninety-eight times, pretending to be thinking seriously, but in fact he just drew a Picasso-style abstract work on paper. , looked melancholy at the top of the tree——there, Nanhucui was hanging upside down on the branch, supporting his head with one hand and protecting his crotch with the other, and turned his head to face her direction with difficulty, with the corners of his mouth bent into a 45-degree smile.

"Hey... I said, little girl, is it really good-looking to draw like this?"

"Of course, trust me, my drawing skills are very good, when the time comes, I will draw two and get one for you."

"That's a good relationship, but before that, can you let me down first? My feet are numb..."

Only then did Twelve stand up contentedly, took the mobile phone he had put aside just now, took three photos and put them in his pocket.

"Stay honest, Fei Yansang, if you move around, I will post your strange image on the social networking site, then there will be no admirers to marry you~"

"You sinister girl! How dare you do something disrespectful to a beautiful man!"

"Yeah... If you talk nonsense, I'll turn your lower half of your face into a genital organ, hire a hacker to hack into the systems of all Internet cafes in Edo, and publish the photos to the public."

"..."

"Hey, I don't know where your companions Ximen Chuuxue, Beidou Xingjun and Dongguo Zekang have gone. I hope you don't bother me to perform the mission again, otherwise I will show them the photos..."

"Idiot! I didn't call any of the names right——!"

She turned around and left, hiding her achievements and fame deeply, and letting someone's screams of grief and indignation echoed in the woods.

None of them are called right... No one is called right... No one is called right... Yes... Ah...

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Then again, are all the members of the special operation team to save A Miao so relaxed and relaxed in their clothes?

No, of course not.

For example, Hijikata, who was honorably injured for defeating Kitaolu Qi, now unfortunately meets Kubei; another example is Sougo, Kagura, and Kondo, who came out of nowhere with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and they are chasing and running at a speed comparable to Bor The special old man of the Yagyu family; another example is holding the two feet of Shinhachi, swinging them up as a bat, and bravely fighting against the 2.08-meter-high bald giant Nishino Sister Bing...

"Sister Ah Bing, if you don't stop Xinba is going to die." Twelve weighed Xinba's glasses in his hand, "You said that you sacrificed your own brother and your best friend who was forced to marry you for the sake of victory? Will it make Sister A Miao even more sad?"

Shinpachi yelled frantically in the air: "Put me down if you have the time to do multiple-choice questions! I should have brought a knife to her if I knew it earlier! Vomit..." The ending of the high-speed rotation is vomiting, and the vomit is instant Confused, Nishino slapped his face.

Nishino slapped Shinpachi in anger and hit Shinpachi on the left side of the face.

"Damn it, if you dare to hurt my brother, I will send you to see the ghost king!"

"Wait, Miss Bing, you've been using your so-called godbrother as a weapon! And aren't you the most annoying human being? It seems that Senior Reiko's influence is so far-reaching and wide-ranging!"

"Don't get excited, as my space-time receptionist, what are you waiting for if you don't fight at this time?"

"Yeah...I'm not your personal receptionist!" Having said that, Twelve still walked over, making a gesture to slap Nishino's thigh—in terms of height, only the thigh is the best enough, "I advise you, bald man You are captured without a fight, victory belongs to justice."

Nishino sneered and evaded Cing's attack with a sneer, grabbed her by the collar and threw her flying: "Little girl is talkative, do you want me to deal with you first?"

Twelve stabilized his body on his toes a second before he was about to hit the tree trunk, but just as he was about to raise his head, he felt a familiar hook on his neck.

"Twelve, vigilance has become lower, it really is comfort that makes people lag behind."

"Yeah, third child, are you annoying or not? Didn't the director teach you? It's good to understand things like strength. What is the purpose of talking about it?"

"In order to obliterate the overly obvious pride of some brats."

"Are you pointing at me?"

"I don't mean who are you referring to?" The fourth child walked around in front of her with a smile, his beautiful eyes were faintly cold, "Why, now I can't see the shadow of the wolf twelve at all, you really decided to turn yourself into a man. Is it trash?"

"I was a good-for-nothing, but in comparison, you two are nothing more than rubbish." Twelve ignored the iron hook still resting on his neck, directly raised his hand and pressed the third's right arm accurately, and then used force As soon as I pinched it, blood flowed out, "Oh, I guessed right, I was really injured."

The third child suddenly gasped in pain, gritted his teeth and replied, "You only have a sense of smell and look like a wolf."

"It's impolite to say something strange to a girl." Twelve slowly pushed away the iron hook, and patted the chest of the fourth child, "Put on your clothes, it's really annoying to look at."

"...Are you jealous of my figure?"

"Yeah...how can I flatten the world if my chest is not fair, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Twelve glanced at her, "Anyway, I won't do anything here today, otherwise some old man will keep nagging again. "

"I didn't see that you were a guy who was afraid of the chief before."

"In other words, if there is no reason, are you ready to provoke me?"

This question is obviously a bit sharp. The two instinctively looked at each other for a moment, and finally the fourth child said unwillingly: "So what can I do if I kill you? The director also said that the weak survive and the strong survive. It's fine if it's more suitable, and the newcomer can still use your title, just call it 0012."

"Ah, that's impossible. Newcomers can only be called 0003 or 0004." Twelve smiled innocently, "So you dare not, right?"

"..."

"Hiding at Yagyu's house, relying on people's respect for warriors to eat and drink is not a glorious thing after all. To put it bluntly, you are just trying to make a cover to prove your sense of existence, right? The two most disgusting people in the bureau."

The youngest said angrily: "What does it mean to add a suffix? Who do you think is the most disgusting!"

"Of course it means you two are the most disgusting, idiot." The iconic lazy male voice came out unexpectedly, and Yin Shi's figure appeared not far away, his shoulder seemed to be stabbed by an iron hook, and blood was oozing out of his clothes. "It turns out that I don't care much about the outcome, I just want to harass my well-behaved daughter."

Twelve kicked him as if nothing had happened, and squinted at him: "So you didn't suffer any serious injuries, you just ran away halfway?"

"Father retreated because he was in a hurry to find you, otherwise he wouldn't even suffer such a small injury! Besides, how can you handle all the people by yourself!"

"Yeah... I didn't intend to deal with all the staff, I just wanted to keep Chen Cang in the dark."

"That's unlikely!"

The fourth child sneered at the side: "Who told you not to listen to my advice, curly hair, it is absolutely unreliable to mix with this guy. Once the wolf degenerates into a dog, I am afraid that the only fate left is to lick its paws."

"Hey, stop mentioning my daughter's nickname, you vixen!"

Twelve snorted softly: "Did they tell you my nickname?"

"what……"

"Indeed, I also think the nickname 'Pistachio Little Twelve' is not good."

"Who are you lying to! There must be a limit to talking nonsense with your eyes open!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. It is estimated that Kagura and Mr. Hijikata are still dragging their time. There is no need to worry here. Let's hurry up and find Sister A Miao."

Gintoki looked strangely at Shinpachi who was being swung around: "Is there really nothing to worry about here?"

"Miss A Bing has a sense of propriety."

"No, she doesn't look measured at all."

"Then you are responsible for helping, and I will continue to find someone." After speaking, he was about to leave.

The third and fourth held their own weapons to block the way, Gintoki gripped the handle of Lake Toya and was about to attack again, but Twelve reached out to stop him.

The two sides confronted each other, and the atmosphere dropped to zero in an instant.

For those who don't know how to flatter them again and again, no matter how good their temper and patience are, they will have to be breached.

"Third and fourth, I seem to have said everything I need to say? What's the matter, are you excited?"

There is a subtle difference between this sentence and the previous tone, and there is a bit of undisguised ruffian inexplicably.

Facing those dark golden eyes with no specific emotions, the fourth child seemed a little guilty, but her self-esteem and women's instinct to fight openly and secretly made her raise her head again in an instant, and stared straight at the other party: "Entrusted by others!" It’s useless for you to struggle about loyalty! Let me tell you, Twelve, now is an extraordinary period, who among the important officials in the bureau is not thinking about their own calculations? There are many possibilities in the future, and you can’t help but be proud of yourself You'd better not underestimate us!"

Twelve tugged at the corner of Yinshi's clothes in puzzlement: "Hey, when did I boss you around?"

"Father doesn't know much either."

"Then how do you know you need to add the perverted self-proclaimed name in front of every sentence?"

"..."

She stopped talking to him, and turned her attention to the two colleagues again: "Let me ask for the last time, let me get out of the way?"

"Don't be delusional. If you let anyone go, you won't be let go."

"Yeah... They were two idiots in the past, and now their IQs are getting lower and lower when they hang out with each other. Could it be that no one has taught you? Why do you need to do things that can use your brain, but if you don't want to do it... it doesn't mean you can't." Twelve The smile deepened, and he started to move his fingers like a rogue leader, "If you are shameless, I don't mind sending you to the Paradise of Elysium, anyway, it is of the same nature as recycling waste."

Come to think of it, it is also necessary to loosen the muscles and bones occasionally.