[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

The group of Zhenxuan group was awakened by the knock on the door of the station in the middle of the night, so they thought it was a raid by the barbarians at night.

"Are you all sleepwalking?!"

"Yeah...don't be so unfriendly! After all, I'm an outsider consultant in the team, so it's understandable to patrol in the middle of the night." Twelve held a cigarette in his mouth, and handed the cigarette case to the earthworker, "Do you want one? Alien cigarettes .”

Tufang said angrily: "No smoking! Who set the rules for you to patrol in the middle of the night? I'll cut myself to pieces!"

Twelve sighed, and looked back at Kondo again: "Hey, orangutan, give me the key to the small suburban building, and the rent will be deducted from my salary."

"...You called me a gorilla just now, right? Is this an attitude of begging for help?" Kondo's face was full of black lines, "And what you said was deducted from your salary, as if you would really come to work, and treat me like a fool ?"

"Yeah, you found out."

"..."

Tufang cast a gloomy glance at Yinshi's face: "So the two of you dragged your family here to pick quarrels and make trouble, just to get a key?"

Yinshi replied seriously: "Not all, because we still want to borrow a police car."

"... Throw them out of the station!"

"Hey, hey, wait a minute! Fourteenth Lang, you can't be so unfeeling, even if I'm with Xiao Yinzi now, but the old love is still there, you can't just leave me alone!" Twelve strides forward , grasping Hijikata's hands tightly, with sincere eyes, "After all, we once loved each other, and we have left traces in each other's hearts. You are so ruthless, how can you set an example for the innocent boys of the Shinsengumi?"

"I don't understand what you crazy woman is saying at all!"

Tears filled Yamazaki's eyes behind him: "Vice Chief, I understand! Miss Twelve said that she still loves you, and she loves you deeply regardless of life or death!"

"Where did you get the lines from idol dramas, you bastard?!"

"Mr. Hijikata, I can explain this point." At the critical moment, it depends on the performance of classmate Seventeen, a diplomat. People, if you don’t believe me, we can pay the deposit and double the compensation afterwards, as long as you can lend us the transportation, thank you.”

In all fairness, the Shinsen Group Three Musketeers had a fairly good impression of Seventeen, but when Sougo saw Nineteen's face clearly, his complexion changed slightly.

"I said, why is that kid here?"

Nineteen rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"Yeah... You mean this handsome boy?" Twelve walked back to the spot and put his arms around Nineteen's shoulders, honestly pinching the other's cheek, "It's true that he suffered from a second-school illness before, but he has recovered from his evil ways now. Well, we're still brothers, and I promise he won't trouble anyone else."

nineteen:"……"

Yinshi calmly said, "We're not going to deliberately trick you into a police car, so what's the value of that? It's not as convenient as Yinsang's precious motorcycle, it's just because it has the advantage of carrying a lot of passengers. "

"Hey, we are here to ask for help, can we stop playing with the Tsundere attribute?" Xinpachi was speechless, "Do you think they will readily borrow the car with your attitude?"

"I beg you!" Kagura pointed the purple umbrella at the Shinsengumi and yelled loudly, "Please lend us a police car! If you bring it quickly, we will shoot you damn it!"

"Stop it! This is not your behavior at all!"

Well, let’s not go into details about the chaotic process. Anyway, under the offensive of the group of people stalking and stalking, Kondo was finally forced to surrender and handed over the key reluctantly.

Two keys, one for a small suburban building and one for a police car.

Twelve threw the keys of the small building to Nineteen, and shouted, "Take Natsume and Mr. back to Sanguosha", and when they turned to fight with Yin, they rushed out of Shinsengumi's sight without looking back.

Hijikata stood there, listening to Kondo mumbling helplessly, "What are these people going to do? Could it be that they want to start a revolution? Then we made a big mistake." He took a deep breath of his cigarette, thoughtful.

"Probably not."

Sougo smiled and said: "Based on their usual habits, they should be meddling in their own business again—and it's still a great nosy business."

"I hope I can come back alive this time."

"Hey, no matter how many times, they won't die easily."

Kondo burst into tears: "But I have a hunch that the police car will never come back."

"..."

Twelve was running wildly in a police car, and Seventeen was sitting in the co-pilot, because "this is the most dangerous place, if I get thrown out while racing, I'm not afraid of death."

Kagura, Tsunayoshi, Souji, and Saito were all crowded in the back, Gintoki was riding a motorcycle and carrying Shinpachi beside him, only Hibari did not take the usual route, in order to save space, he sat calmly on the roof of the police car (… )

Bing is a female monster who can fly, but fortunately it was night, no one saw her floating in the sky with a pipe in her mouth, otherwise she would scare many innocent passers-by to death.

The first goal is the bar where A Miao is; the second goal is a large playground.As far as the current situation is concerned, these two are the most dangerous.

"Kagura Shinpachi got off the car, Miss Bing landed, please Sawada-kun and Skylark to protect the driver." Twelve Generals distributed the combat power evenly, "Since this is the place where Sister A Miao works, I will send you there for personal reasons. Now, remember to try your best to only save people and don't ruin the situation, so as not to be beaten by Sister A Miao...Hey, Sister Bing, wait a moment!"

Bing trotted all the way, waved his hands perfunctorily: "Don't worry, I will protect A Miao!"

Shinpachi followed closely behind: "I will protect my sister too!"

"...But more importantly, you saved my client!"

But at this moment, it was really useless to say anything, Twelve stepped on the accelerator and walked away with a willingness to fight.

She had a hunch that things would be even worse on the second target side.

The car is settled.

Sure enough, a large brightly lit playground appeared in sight. Logically speaking, the playground is only open until [-] o'clock in the evening, but now it is still running in the middle of the night. It is conceivable that there is a problem.

At this time, it is definitely useless to find the administrator of the amusement park. If Director R wants to do sabotage, the first thing to do is to deal with the internal staff of the amusement park. The most urgent task is to locate the customer as soon as possible.

The general manager was helpless: "I really don't understand you here, what kind of weird things are these, the one that flies in the sky..."

"Yeah...don't be shy, that's a Ferris wheel." Twelve climbed over the fence with one hand and landed firmly, and then said sincerely with a self-criticism attitude, "Blame me, I didn't take you and Yijun around before. Got you two into a fight, and now you're looking like country folks."

"...Can you stop saying something awkward with such a serious expression?"

Saito pointed to the distance with a blank expression: "I'll go check there."

Yinshi immediately reached out to stop him: "No need, there is a carousel over there. I don't think Twelve's boss would choose such an amusement facility to tie up customers. Could it be that he wants to keep customers alive?"

"But these machines are starting up, how can I find someone?"

Twelve walked forward while observing the dial of the space-time display intently, and adjusted the direction according to the strength of the signal. During the process, she took two bottles of Coke from the snack bar by the side of the road, took two sips and found it was not good. When he threw it directly at Yin, he lit another cigarette.

Yin Shi silently replaced her cigarette with chocolate banana: "Can't you change the flavor? Didn't you always grab sweets from me before?"

"Ah, but now the feeling of sweets has faded." She replied naturally, "Maybe it was always used to suppress the bloody smell in my chest with a sweet enough taste, but I have corrected it."

"……why?"

She smiled with shining silver teeth: "Because I can't restrain myself, I will see blood when I want to see blood, and kill whoever I want to kill."

"..."

The general manager gave a thumbs up next to him: "Even stealing a cotton candy from someone else's house can lead to such a philosophy of life, I admire it very much."

Twelve glanced at him: "Who said it was stolen? Didn't you see that Brother Seventeen gave the money behind?"

Sure enough, Seventeen was walking behind them like a stroll, putting banknotes on the table of the snack shop-of course, the money belonged to the fifth child.

"Twelve, I just found out that there is actually a group photo in the inner layer of Lao Wu's wallet."

"Yo, whose group photo is it?"

"You and Nineteen."

She immediately made an extremely contrived and exaggerated emotional expression: "Oh my god, the fifth child is actually such a person who values ​​love and righteousness... No, when did the three of us take a photo together? Nineteen is a person who doesn't like taking pictures. .”

Seventeen understated: "Sneak shot."

"..."

"You were wearing a short skirt at the Reconnaissance Bureau's celebration and accidentally exposed your panties, Nineteen was smeared with mustard at the birthday party, and I just got out of the shower and was splashed with watermelon juice by the two of you, Afterwards, he PS added the same photo to his collection."

"..." Twelve had no expression on his face for an instant, "Very well, Fifth is really a good man with a heart, how can such a good man keep him alive? Next time I see him, I'll kill him."

"I agree."

Yin Shi said solemnly: "Before killing him, please ask him to give me the original photo of Twelve gone."

"Get out!"

Before the words were finished, the space-time display suddenly became brightly lit. Twelve instinctively looked up and saw that a group of people had reached the center of the Ferris wheel and the wooden roller coaster.

At the same time, a familiar male voice suddenly sounded, with a broken sound that was extremely shrill.

"Haruhi! Dad, I'm sorry, ah, ah, ah—"

"It looks familiar." Saito watched Twelve Petrochemical's expression and calmly repeated, "The one on the roller coaster seems to be a high school student named Suohuan? As for his daughter..."

The general manager immediately interfaced: "A figure appeared on the Ferris wheel."

And there are not just one figure on the Ferris wheel, but three.