Married to the Uncle of Love Rival
Chapter 51 Are you crazy!
Science popularizers are all living Lei Feng.
It took less than 3 minutes for the reply to popular science to come out, and an ID "just passing by" immediately posted the incident of Luo Shui Pianran taking other people's contributions as his own and being slapped in the face by the original author on the floor Inside, there are both pictures and texts, and the details are appropriate. It can be seen that passers-by are filled with righteous indignation, and Luo Ning's face in front of the mobile phone is hot.
It's been so long, why are they still holding onto it!
Luo Ning was so angry that his face turned pale, and he didn't care to put on his vest, rushed into the building and yelled at the kind science popularizer who "just passed by": Are you the party involved!Distribute brainwashing kits in public to spread rumors and slander Luoshui Pianran's reputation!Do you want to receive a lawyer's letter!
Seeing this, netizens who originally suspected that "meat buns don't beat dogs" admitted to the wrong person were all happy.
[And you said you are not Luo Shui Pianran? ]
[If you weren't Luo Shui Pianran's bullying plagiarism, why are you so angry about his affairs? ]
[Young master Luo, you are so powerful that you will be punished to death by a bitch from the countryside. This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life! ]
[It turns out that Young Master Luo has always regarded his uncle as his father in his heart, no wonder Director Luo has not been able to get married so far! ]
Someone also ridiculed Luo Ning:
[Young Master Luo, I heard that your one month’s pocket money is enough for an ordinary family of three to cover half a year. How come black people who surf the Internet don’t know how to hire a few sailors to help them gain momentum? ]
[Hahaha, it turns out that the young master of the Luo family will also post about black people on the Internet, so long time to see you! ]
[Young master Luo wants to send a lawyer's letter to our forum, I'm so scared, I'll notify the moderator to come and delete the post, dog head.jpg]
[The last reply, you guys chat slowly and boldly, I want to abscond with the curly cat and go to Zhiyuan Star to avoid the limelight.jpg]
……
The forum has regulations on civilized language, and the replies from netizens are not dirty, but it makes Luo Ning feel more uncomfortable than vomiting dirty, and almost smashes the phone.
"A group of Internet thugs! Sooner or later, I want you to look good!"
Speaking angrily, Luo Ning thought of Qi Xiaoping.
He called Qi Xiaoping: "Hey, have you slept yet?"
("A-Ning? What's the matter with you? Are you in a bad mood?")
For Qian Tu's sake, Qi Xiaoping put all his energy into dealing with Luo Ning.
Luo Ning: "You guessed it right, I'm in a bad mood right now!"
("What's going on? Who made you unhappy? It's your sister again?")
"Do you think I'll call you in the middle of the night because Luo Jia people make me unhappy!"
Luo Ning gritted his teeth: "I have good news for you, that bitch Jian Anran has finally succeeded! This afternoon, he and my second uncle went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate. From then on, the local chicken has become a phoenix. Even I have to wait to see him!" Respectfully call Second Aunt!"
("...Did Luo go crazy!")
Qi Xiaoping was stunned.
Luo Ning: "I don't know if my second uncle is crazy, but I really want to go crazy now! Why does this kind of rubbish marry my second uncle and live in my house and want to be superior to me everywhere! I want to tear his Mouth, slash his face like a ghost, and then sell him to the slave island to do hard work, and no one will know when he dies! I still want to find the method of the head-down master, so that he will never be reborn forever!"
("...Ah Ning, calm down, don't be impulsive.")
Qi Xiaoping was quite frightened by Luo Ning's resentment, so he quickly comforted him.
Luo Ning was relentless: "Calm down! You won't have a backache when you stand and talk! If this happens to you, can you calm down!"
(“I’m going to calm down because I know anger won’t solve the problem and will make things worse for me.”)
"Really?"
("It's absolutely true.")
"Then what do you say? What can I do to drive this bitch out of Luo's house!"
Luo Ning gradually calmed down, and took the initiative to ask Qi Xiaoping for his opinion.
Since Qi Xiaoping was beaten by Jiang Cheng and Jian Anran in the Northeast, he had been determined to get Luo Ning, and now that a great opportunity was presented to him, he couldn't help but feel happy.
He glanced at a certain pill on the bedside, and said to Luo Ning: "The news came too suddenly, I only have one immature idea at the moment, why don't we get a room in the Yangtze River Hotel tomorrow afternoon and study it slowly?"
"it is good."
Luo Ning was so angry that he agreed to Qi Xiaoping without even thinking about it.
Qi Xiaoping was overjoyed, and immediately started preparing for tomorrow after hanging up the phone.
Not only did he want raw rice to be cooked this time, he also wanted Luo Ning to obey him from now on!
……
……
In order to accompany Jian Anran in the examination, Luo Wei turned off all the work and entertainment that day, and began to collect various go-out equipment for pregnant women early in the morning.
Jian Anran: "It's just going to the hospital for an examination, why does it seem like you want to go abroad to fight?"
Luo Wei: "Be careful, there is no big mistake."
"That's not necessary..."
Jane Anran muttered.
Luo Wei said solemnly: "I won't allow any mistakes between you and the baby!"
"What if I'm not pregnant?"
"Work harder next time!"
Luo Wei lightly poked his daughter-in-law's dimple, and then fed her breakfast.
Even the people of Luo Jia couldn't stand the demeanor of love, hugged Xiaoqiang who was happily eating dog food, and said, "Baby, can I have some dog food?"
Luo Wei: ... Beauty, are you blaming us for being too affectionate?
Jane Anran: How embarrassing...
Butler, aunt, etc.: master, wife, uncle, the second master finally found his own happiness!
after an hour.
Luo·Xin 24 filial piety, good men·Wei and Jian·I don't know why this happened·Enron boarded the car and went to the most expensive but also the most professional obstetric hospital in S City for an examination. Even the driver feels he shouldn't be in the car.
Finally, they arrived at the hospital and were brought into the consultation room by well-dressed nurses.
The doctor looked up: "Are you the husband and wife of Mr. Luo Wei and Mr. Jian Anran?"
"Yes."
Luo Wei pushed Jian Anran to the doctor: "My lover may be pregnant."
"Sure?"
The doctor is well-informed, raised his hand and adjusted his glasses: "Have you had a fertility check before?"
"Of course, I haven't done a systematic fertility checkup, but I once took him to the city's first hospital for a physical examination. Dr. Cai said that Ranran has a physique that can give birth."
Luo Wei handed Jian Anran's physical examination report to the doctor.
The doctor quickly read it, and after confirming that it was correct, he gave Jian Anran a stack of checklists and said, "Go to the examination room on the second floor first, and then go to the laboratory on the first floor."
"Thank you doctor."
Jian Anran took the form shyly, and accompanied by Luo Wei, walked into the examination room on the second floor: "I'll do the examination..."
"Boys..."
The inspector smiled and asked Jane Anran to take off her coat and shoes, remove the metal objects on her body, and walk into the inspection room to be scanned and photographed by the equipment. The whole process took less than 5 minutes.
Then, the two came to the first floor.
After calling the list, the doctor gave them transparent small cups to go to the bathroom for urine samples.
Jian Anran looked at Luo Wei with embarrassment: ...
Luo Wei smiled and smoothed his hair, and went to the bathroom with him.
boo boo...
After a few onomatopoeia, Jian Anran blushed and walked out of the bathroom, followed by Luo Wei who was holding a urine sample.
After submitting the urine sample and drawing blood, Jian Anran returned to the doctor's office.
The doctor had already received the scanned images, and said to Jian Anran and Luo Wei, "Congratulations, you are about to be upgraded to be fathers!"
"what?"
Jian Anran was both surprised and delighted: "I'm really pregnant?"
Luo Wei also said: "Doctor, are you sure Ranran is pregnant?"
"Sure and sure."
The doctor pointed to a group of tissues that were so small that they could hardly be seen clearly, and said, "See, your child is a small life that has just begun."
"……Mrs……"
Jian Anran's heart was filled with indescribable excitement, as well as inexplicable sadness, tears streaming down her face: "Am I dreaming?"
"I'm sure you're not dreaming," Luo Wei said, "or maybe I'm dreaming too."
"That's true."
Jian Anran took a breath and asked the doctor: "Will it be difficult for a man to give birth?"
"this problem……"
The doctor didn't answer well.
Luo Wei: "Doctor, just say, we are mentally prepared."
"Then I'll tell the truth."
The doctor sighed and said: "Under natural conditions, males do not have the ability to conceive the next generation. In theory, it is a phenomenon against the laws of nature for a man to give birth. The incidence rate is low and the success rate of birth is even lower. Fortunately, technology has been improving With development, modern technology can theoretically allow 90.00% of male pregnant women to give birth to healthy babies normally and smoothly."
"What about the remaining ten percent?"
"Difficult childbirth, even death."
The doctor did not shy away: "But you don't have to be too scared. Although we cannot guarantee the safety of pregnant women and children 100%, the birth mortality rate of male pregnant women has dropped to one in 10, which means [-] people. Only one in [-] people may have to face death because of pregnancy. Considering the global incidence of male pregnancy, the death rate of one in [-] is basically negligible."
"A death rate of one in [-] is also a death rate."
Luo Wei showed obvious uneasiness, he was afraid that the love he had finally held in his hands after so much hard work was just like this——
"I want to try it!"
Jian Anran said: "I have retweeted the lottery for more than ten years and have never won a single one. It shows that I am African, and I have not won the one-hundred-thousandth European spirit!"
"That too..."
Luo Wei was still reluctant.
Doctor: "Even the most common hemorrhoid surgery has a failure rate and even a mortality rate. No surgery or treatment can be 100% safe."
"I know, so I accept."
Jian Anran lowered her head and said to Luo Wei: "In ancient times, the heroine had heart disease and dared to risk her life to give birth to the hero. I was just challenging an ultra-low difficulty with a death rate of one in [-]. How could you let me so--"
"Don't talk about a one-hundred-thousandth death rate, even if it's a one-billionth death rate, I won't allow you to take risks."
Luo Wei said: "If you really love someone, you are not willing to let him suffer a little bit!"
"It's you who are too nervous about me!" Jian Anran slandered, "One in [-] is already lower than the death rate of abortion!"
"Sorry to interrupt, because of the body structure, the death rate of men undergoing abortion operations is at least ten times higher than that of women under the same conditions." The doctor volunteered to add.
It took less than 3 minutes for the reply to popular science to come out, and an ID "just passing by" immediately posted the incident of Luo Shui Pianran taking other people's contributions as his own and being slapped in the face by the original author on the floor Inside, there are both pictures and texts, and the details are appropriate. It can be seen that passers-by are filled with righteous indignation, and Luo Ning's face in front of the mobile phone is hot.
It's been so long, why are they still holding onto it!
Luo Ning was so angry that his face turned pale, and he didn't care to put on his vest, rushed into the building and yelled at the kind science popularizer who "just passed by": Are you the party involved!Distribute brainwashing kits in public to spread rumors and slander Luoshui Pianran's reputation!Do you want to receive a lawyer's letter!
Seeing this, netizens who originally suspected that "meat buns don't beat dogs" admitted to the wrong person were all happy.
[And you said you are not Luo Shui Pianran? ]
[If you weren't Luo Shui Pianran's bullying plagiarism, why are you so angry about his affairs? ]
[Young master Luo, you are so powerful that you will be punished to death by a bitch from the countryside. This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life! ]
[It turns out that Young Master Luo has always regarded his uncle as his father in his heart, no wonder Director Luo has not been able to get married so far! ]
Someone also ridiculed Luo Ning:
[Young Master Luo, I heard that your one month’s pocket money is enough for an ordinary family of three to cover half a year. How come black people who surf the Internet don’t know how to hire a few sailors to help them gain momentum? ]
[Hahaha, it turns out that the young master of the Luo family will also post about black people on the Internet, so long time to see you! ]
[Young master Luo wants to send a lawyer's letter to our forum, I'm so scared, I'll notify the moderator to come and delete the post, dog head.jpg]
[The last reply, you guys chat slowly and boldly, I want to abscond with the curly cat and go to Zhiyuan Star to avoid the limelight.jpg]
……
The forum has regulations on civilized language, and the replies from netizens are not dirty, but it makes Luo Ning feel more uncomfortable than vomiting dirty, and almost smashes the phone.
"A group of Internet thugs! Sooner or later, I want you to look good!"
Speaking angrily, Luo Ning thought of Qi Xiaoping.
He called Qi Xiaoping: "Hey, have you slept yet?"
("A-Ning? What's the matter with you? Are you in a bad mood?")
For Qian Tu's sake, Qi Xiaoping put all his energy into dealing with Luo Ning.
Luo Ning: "You guessed it right, I'm in a bad mood right now!"
("What's going on? Who made you unhappy? It's your sister again?")
"Do you think I'll call you in the middle of the night because Luo Jia people make me unhappy!"
Luo Ning gritted his teeth: "I have good news for you, that bitch Jian Anran has finally succeeded! This afternoon, he and my second uncle went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate. From then on, the local chicken has become a phoenix. Even I have to wait to see him!" Respectfully call Second Aunt!"
("...Did Luo go crazy!")
Qi Xiaoping was stunned.
Luo Ning: "I don't know if my second uncle is crazy, but I really want to go crazy now! Why does this kind of rubbish marry my second uncle and live in my house and want to be superior to me everywhere! I want to tear his Mouth, slash his face like a ghost, and then sell him to the slave island to do hard work, and no one will know when he dies! I still want to find the method of the head-down master, so that he will never be reborn forever!"
("...Ah Ning, calm down, don't be impulsive.")
Qi Xiaoping was quite frightened by Luo Ning's resentment, so he quickly comforted him.
Luo Ning was relentless: "Calm down! You won't have a backache when you stand and talk! If this happens to you, can you calm down!"
(“I’m going to calm down because I know anger won’t solve the problem and will make things worse for me.”)
"Really?"
("It's absolutely true.")
"Then what do you say? What can I do to drive this bitch out of Luo's house!"
Luo Ning gradually calmed down, and took the initiative to ask Qi Xiaoping for his opinion.
Since Qi Xiaoping was beaten by Jiang Cheng and Jian Anran in the Northeast, he had been determined to get Luo Ning, and now that a great opportunity was presented to him, he couldn't help but feel happy.
He glanced at a certain pill on the bedside, and said to Luo Ning: "The news came too suddenly, I only have one immature idea at the moment, why don't we get a room in the Yangtze River Hotel tomorrow afternoon and study it slowly?"
"it is good."
Luo Ning was so angry that he agreed to Qi Xiaoping without even thinking about it.
Qi Xiaoping was overjoyed, and immediately started preparing for tomorrow after hanging up the phone.
Not only did he want raw rice to be cooked this time, he also wanted Luo Ning to obey him from now on!
……
……
In order to accompany Jian Anran in the examination, Luo Wei turned off all the work and entertainment that day, and began to collect various go-out equipment for pregnant women early in the morning.
Jian Anran: "It's just going to the hospital for an examination, why does it seem like you want to go abroad to fight?"
Luo Wei: "Be careful, there is no big mistake."
"That's not necessary..."
Jane Anran muttered.
Luo Wei said solemnly: "I won't allow any mistakes between you and the baby!"
"What if I'm not pregnant?"
"Work harder next time!"
Luo Wei lightly poked his daughter-in-law's dimple, and then fed her breakfast.
Even the people of Luo Jia couldn't stand the demeanor of love, hugged Xiaoqiang who was happily eating dog food, and said, "Baby, can I have some dog food?"
Luo Wei: ... Beauty, are you blaming us for being too affectionate?
Jane Anran: How embarrassing...
Butler, aunt, etc.: master, wife, uncle, the second master finally found his own happiness!
after an hour.
Luo·Xin 24 filial piety, good men·Wei and Jian·I don't know why this happened·Enron boarded the car and went to the most expensive but also the most professional obstetric hospital in S City for an examination. Even the driver feels he shouldn't be in the car.
Finally, they arrived at the hospital and were brought into the consultation room by well-dressed nurses.
The doctor looked up: "Are you the husband and wife of Mr. Luo Wei and Mr. Jian Anran?"
"Yes."
Luo Wei pushed Jian Anran to the doctor: "My lover may be pregnant."
"Sure?"
The doctor is well-informed, raised his hand and adjusted his glasses: "Have you had a fertility check before?"
"Of course, I haven't done a systematic fertility checkup, but I once took him to the city's first hospital for a physical examination. Dr. Cai said that Ranran has a physique that can give birth."
Luo Wei handed Jian Anran's physical examination report to the doctor.
The doctor quickly read it, and after confirming that it was correct, he gave Jian Anran a stack of checklists and said, "Go to the examination room on the second floor first, and then go to the laboratory on the first floor."
"Thank you doctor."
Jian Anran took the form shyly, and accompanied by Luo Wei, walked into the examination room on the second floor: "I'll do the examination..."
"Boys..."
The inspector smiled and asked Jane Anran to take off her coat and shoes, remove the metal objects on her body, and walk into the inspection room to be scanned and photographed by the equipment. The whole process took less than 5 minutes.
Then, the two came to the first floor.
After calling the list, the doctor gave them transparent small cups to go to the bathroom for urine samples.
Jian Anran looked at Luo Wei with embarrassment: ...
Luo Wei smiled and smoothed his hair, and went to the bathroom with him.
boo boo...
After a few onomatopoeia, Jian Anran blushed and walked out of the bathroom, followed by Luo Wei who was holding a urine sample.
After submitting the urine sample and drawing blood, Jian Anran returned to the doctor's office.
The doctor had already received the scanned images, and said to Jian Anran and Luo Wei, "Congratulations, you are about to be upgraded to be fathers!"
"what?"
Jian Anran was both surprised and delighted: "I'm really pregnant?"
Luo Wei also said: "Doctor, are you sure Ranran is pregnant?"
"Sure and sure."
The doctor pointed to a group of tissues that were so small that they could hardly be seen clearly, and said, "See, your child is a small life that has just begun."
"……Mrs……"
Jian Anran's heart was filled with indescribable excitement, as well as inexplicable sadness, tears streaming down her face: "Am I dreaming?"
"I'm sure you're not dreaming," Luo Wei said, "or maybe I'm dreaming too."
"That's true."
Jian Anran took a breath and asked the doctor: "Will it be difficult for a man to give birth?"
"this problem……"
The doctor didn't answer well.
Luo Wei: "Doctor, just say, we are mentally prepared."
"Then I'll tell the truth."
The doctor sighed and said: "Under natural conditions, males do not have the ability to conceive the next generation. In theory, it is a phenomenon against the laws of nature for a man to give birth. The incidence rate is low and the success rate of birth is even lower. Fortunately, technology has been improving With development, modern technology can theoretically allow 90.00% of male pregnant women to give birth to healthy babies normally and smoothly."
"What about the remaining ten percent?"
"Difficult childbirth, even death."
The doctor did not shy away: "But you don't have to be too scared. Although we cannot guarantee the safety of pregnant women and children 100%, the birth mortality rate of male pregnant women has dropped to one in 10, which means [-] people. Only one in [-] people may have to face death because of pregnancy. Considering the global incidence of male pregnancy, the death rate of one in [-] is basically negligible."
"A death rate of one in [-] is also a death rate."
Luo Wei showed obvious uneasiness, he was afraid that the love he had finally held in his hands after so much hard work was just like this——
"I want to try it!"
Jian Anran said: "I have retweeted the lottery for more than ten years and have never won a single one. It shows that I am African, and I have not won the one-hundred-thousandth European spirit!"
"That too..."
Luo Wei was still reluctant.
Doctor: "Even the most common hemorrhoid surgery has a failure rate and even a mortality rate. No surgery or treatment can be 100% safe."
"I know, so I accept."
Jian Anran lowered her head and said to Luo Wei: "In ancient times, the heroine had heart disease and dared to risk her life to give birth to the hero. I was just challenging an ultra-low difficulty with a death rate of one in [-]. How could you let me so--"
"Don't talk about a one-hundred-thousandth death rate, even if it's a one-billionth death rate, I won't allow you to take risks."
Luo Wei said: "If you really love someone, you are not willing to let him suffer a little bit!"
"It's you who are too nervous about me!" Jian Anran slandered, "One in [-] is already lower than the death rate of abortion!"
"Sorry to interrupt, because of the body structure, the death rate of men undergoing abortion operations is at least ten times higher than that of women under the same conditions." The doctor volunteered to add.
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