Do you want to kiss?
Facing the tearful fat boy, Xie Yishu was a little at a loss.He turned his head to look at Gu Yanzhi. In this regard, Gu Yanzhi should have much more experience than him.
Gu Yanzhi did have more experience when facing Fat Cub's embarrassing request.
He picked up the sad-faced little fat boy, and cruelly cut off the little fat boy's expectations with a gentle tone that outsiders have never heard before: "No kiss."
Xie Yishu breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the little fat man was already mentally prepared, when he heard Gu Yanzhi say "no kiss", his defense line collapsed for a moment.
His eyes were red, and his chubby little face was also full of heartbreak.With tears in his eyes, he looked at Xie Yishu, then looked at Gu Yanzhi, clenched his fat fists, thumped Gu Yanzhi's arm heavily, and questioned his favorite father with tears: "Why don't you kiss your father?"
"If you like someone, you want to kiss him."
"Why didn't Father kiss Abba!"
Xie Yishu was amused and distressed by the fat cub's strong little appearance, which was trying not to cry.
Fortunately, Gu Yanzhi is here.
If he was the only one, and seeing Fat Cub's sad look that he couldn't shed tears, he would definitely agree softly.
But having said that, this is actually just a matter of kissing the face.
It doesn't matter if he kisses Gu Yanzhi or Gu Yanzhi kisses him, just close your eyes and finish kissing, wipe your mouth and wash your face and you're done.
Xie Yishu took this time to adjust himself, and then calmly watched Gu Yanzhi deal with the little fat boy.
Gu Yanzhi was also very calm.He was punched by the little fat man and hugged him with another hand, explaining: "Father's kissing Abba is different from father's kissing Bozai. Father can't kiss Abba in front of others."
Bo Zai seems to understand but not understand.
He gnawed his little hand, thinking that when everyone called Wang Zile and his father and mother to come and play on the swing together, Wang Zile said that his mother would not play on the swing in front of outsiders, because she would be shy, her eyes lit up, and asked: "Because Dad Will be shy?"
Gu Yanzhi glanced at Xie Yishu, and Xie Yishu shook his head to express that he didn't mind.
Gu Yanzhi affirmed: "Yes, because Dad would be shy."
A glimmer of hope ignited in the little fat man's heart: "So it's not that you don't kiss each other, but you don't kiss in front of others? Because Dad would be shy."
Gu Yanzhi nodded in relief, and praised: "Yes, that's what it means. Bozai is really smart."
But the little fat man's next sentence made him want to take back his praise.
Bo Zai sighed very maturely: "So you have kisses behind Bo Zai's back, treating Bo Zai as an outsider."
Gu Yanzhi: "..."
Gu Yanzhi felt a bit of a headache: "I didn't hide Bo Zaiqin either."
Bozai immediately became nervous again: "Then have you ever kissed?"
The kiss is naturally kissed.
In the Great Void Secret Realm.
"Why do you have so many questions?" Gu Yanzhi pinched Fat Cub's chubby face, but still told him, "I did. But Bo Cub was not born at that time."
In order to prevent his son from asking any more weird questions, Gu Yanzhi said in advance: "There will be no more after that. Father needs to ask Abba for permission first. After Abba fell ill, Father never kissed Abba again."
I didn't kiss after that.
So I didn't carry Bo Zaiqin behind my back.
Bo Zai let out an "oh", he opened his chubby arms to Xie Yishu, and Xie Yishu hugged him from Gu Yanzhi's arms.
The little fat man didn't eat much at noon, and he didn't seem to hold it as usual.Xie Yishu weighed the little chubby boy, thinking that the "kissing" matter had turned over, but saw the little chubby boy turned around, and said to Gu Yanzhi very cheerfully: "Father, you can ask your father for permission now."
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and looked at Xie Yishu expectantly: "Abba, will you agree?"
There seemed to be a puppy tail growing behind him, flicking and flicking happily.
Xie Yishu: "..."
Gu Yanzhi: "..."
have to.
Some things are fate, and they cannot be avoided or avoided.
Fortunately, he was ready.
Xie Yishu nodded stiffly: "Of course, Dad will agree."
"Then, can Bozai watch you kiss?" The little fat man quickly added, "Don't be shy, Dad, Bozai is not an outsider."
"...Of course." Anyway, it was just a kiss on the cheek, Xie Yishu agreed to Fat Zai's request, "When you go back, Bo Zai can watch from the sidelines."
Gu Yanzhi glanced at him apologetically.
Xie Yishu waved his hand slightly at him.
He is not a woman.Gu Yanzhi didn't mind, and he had nothing to mind.
Anyway, it's all for the little fat boy.
With his mother's promise, Bo Zai feels at ease.
Feeling relieved, my unfed stomach also became hungry.
In the distance, a group of people holding the wine jug and drinking on the head, the spirit of drinking has increased, and their courage has grown, and they shouted at Gu Yanzhi and the others: "My lord, madam, come and have a drink."
Bo Zai was hungry, twisted in Xie Yishu's arms, told him to put him down, then ran to Ning Bupeck's place, and brought himself a few skewers of grilled meat and grilled fish.
Gu Yanzhi took Xie Yishu to Fang Ziyu's place.
Fang Ziyu moved to the side, kicked Shen Ding, asked him to bring two jugs of wine, hiccupped, squinted and said, "You guys are late... Punish yourself, punish yourself three times!"
He started, and the others followed suit.
There is only one goal, to get the master drunk.
Among them, no matter the group of drunk people headed by Fang Ziyu, or the group of non-drunk people headed by Shen Fu and Shen Yi, they all have one thing in common——
All unmarried.
Seeing that the owner of the house has a wife and children, it is rare to have a picnic, and to show affection under the swing frame, everyone's eyes are hot.
They had nothing else to do, and they had no way to show off. They could only bravely call the lord and his wife over, intending to toast them in turn and get them drunk in order to relieve their sourness.
Gu Yanzhi would not put on airs at this time, and he readily punished himself with three cups.
But this is not enough, someone yelled: "Madam also has to punish herself with three cups."
Shen Fu was not drunk, and quickly poured wine for Xie Yishu.
Gu Yanzhi glanced at him, Shen Fu's hands trembled, and a little wine was poured into Xie Yishu's hands.
Someone next to him immediately handed over a clean handkerchief, Gu Yanzhi took it and put it on Xie Yishu's hand.Taking advantage of Xie Yishu's time to wipe his hands, he took the wine glass from his hand and drank it for him.
Southbrook College has a no-alcohol policy.
Xie Yishu probably never drank alcohol.
Gu Yanzhi planned to drink those three cups for him.
Drunk: "..."
Not drunk: "..."
They regretted calling the lord and his wife here.
Xie Yishu knew that Gu Yanzhi was acting in front of his subordinates, but her cheeks were still flushed red.
"Thank you, Brother Gu."
"It's not counted." Someone boldly suggested, "My lord, drink it for Madam, you have to use three cups for one cup."
Gu Yanzhi picked up the wine jar, and the man immediately fell silent.
Gu Yanzhi poured himself full wine, one glass, two glasses, and after finishing drinking, he said without changing his face: "One glass."
After finishing speaking, he continued to pour himself wine without pausing.
... too.
They have never seen the Lord drunk before.
Everyone began to wonder if they had drunk too much, why would they want to get the Lord drunk in a whimsical way.
Only Xie Yishu looked at Gu Yanzhi drinking six cups in a row, a little startled, and took the seventh cup from his hand: "I have two more glasses."
Gu Yanzhi's voice sounded next to his ear: "Don't force it."
Gu Yanzhi's mouth didn't move, he used sound transmission.
As if talking close to his ear, Xie Yishu's ears turned red, and she gave a soft "um", and stuffed the cup in her hand with her head up.
Although Nanxi College has a prohibition on alcohol.
But there are still some brothers and sisters who have figured out the way and will secretly brew some fruit wine by themselves.
Xie Yishu also drank the fruit wine made by them, not any kind of wine.
It's just that the wine he's drinking now is quite different from the fruit wine made by his brothers and sisters.
This wine is cooler, heavier and stronger.It was a little hot in the throat after drinking, making him want to drink a glass of water.
Gu Yanzhi's voice rang in his ears again: "Would you like some water? I'll get you a glass."
don't want!Xie Yishu reached out and grabbed him.He filled his glass with wine, closed his eyes and drank another glass.
"Okay." Xie Yishu smiled at everyone.
Just two glasses of wine.
Drinking water is interspersed in the middle, which is too weak.
Xie · save face · Yi Shu felt that he could have two more drinks.
001 thoughtfully reminded: "According to the system analysis, Qiongyu's cold stamina is relatively strong, please do what the host can do."
When Xie Yishu heard 001's voice, she realized that she still had a little helper, and asked silently in her heart: '001, do you have anything that can keep people drunk? '
"Yes. It's just that the host currently doesn't have enough points to redeem."
'What about a quick sober? '
"Yes. Hangover pills. The effect is better than the hangover soup from the host. Within a quarter of an hour after taking it, it can make people completely awake. One pill only needs two points, and the host currently has 8 points, which can be exchanged."
Xie Yishu breathed a sigh of relief, and planned to prepare a hangover pill.
But I heard 001 hesitate and say: "Host, 001 suggests not to exchange."
"According to the system analysis, the host will be drunk after drinking three to five cups. Seizing this opportunity of getting drunk, the host may be able to get blood from Gu Yanzhi."
"Whether it's chewing or biting, when the host is drunk, these behaviors can be explained with reason."
Just make a little cut and drink a little blood.
After waking up from the wine, I told Gu Yanzhi that I felt the stagnant aura in my body loosen, and everything that followed would be logical.
"001 will then remind the drunk host to complete the task."
"The host doesn't have to worry about exposing the system by uttering the truth after drinking. The system is equipped with a self-protection program, and the host cannot actively tell others about the existence of the system."
001 finished speaking.
It actually has a nb, if the host fails to obtain Gu Yanzhi's blood, then taking advantage of the drunkenness and having sex with Gu Yanzhi, he can recover his cultivation smoothly once with Gu Yanzhi.
But nb didn't dare to take it out and tell the host.
Xie Yishu lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and felt that 001's method was feasible.
Even if he didn't succeed, it was just because he got drunk once, and there was no progress in recovering his cultivation as it is now.
No loss in any way.
Xie Yishu poured himself a glass of wine, looked at Shen Fu who was picking fish bones aside, and said with a smile: "Shen Fu."
Shen Fu raised his head vigilantly.For some reason, the wife at this moment made him a little uneasy.
He watched his wife pour him wine, and felt even more uneasy.
In the next second, he heard his wife say softly, "I toast you."
The Lord, who was receiving the toast of the wheel battle, looked over in a flash.
Shen Fu immediately knew where this uneasiness came from.
He is going to die.
Facing the tearful fat boy, Xie Yishu was a little at a loss.He turned his head to look at Gu Yanzhi. In this regard, Gu Yanzhi should have much more experience than him.
Gu Yanzhi did have more experience when facing Fat Cub's embarrassing request.
He picked up the sad-faced little fat boy, and cruelly cut off the little fat boy's expectations with a gentle tone that outsiders have never heard before: "No kiss."
Xie Yishu breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the little fat man was already mentally prepared, when he heard Gu Yanzhi say "no kiss", his defense line collapsed for a moment.
His eyes were red, and his chubby little face was also full of heartbreak.With tears in his eyes, he looked at Xie Yishu, then looked at Gu Yanzhi, clenched his fat fists, thumped Gu Yanzhi's arm heavily, and questioned his favorite father with tears: "Why don't you kiss your father?"
"If you like someone, you want to kiss him."
"Why didn't Father kiss Abba!"
Xie Yishu was amused and distressed by the fat cub's strong little appearance, which was trying not to cry.
Fortunately, Gu Yanzhi is here.
If he was the only one, and seeing Fat Cub's sad look that he couldn't shed tears, he would definitely agree softly.
But having said that, this is actually just a matter of kissing the face.
It doesn't matter if he kisses Gu Yanzhi or Gu Yanzhi kisses him, just close your eyes and finish kissing, wipe your mouth and wash your face and you're done.
Xie Yishu took this time to adjust himself, and then calmly watched Gu Yanzhi deal with the little fat boy.
Gu Yanzhi was also very calm.He was punched by the little fat man and hugged him with another hand, explaining: "Father's kissing Abba is different from father's kissing Bozai. Father can't kiss Abba in front of others."
Bo Zai seems to understand but not understand.
He gnawed his little hand, thinking that when everyone called Wang Zile and his father and mother to come and play on the swing together, Wang Zile said that his mother would not play on the swing in front of outsiders, because she would be shy, her eyes lit up, and asked: "Because Dad Will be shy?"
Gu Yanzhi glanced at Xie Yishu, and Xie Yishu shook his head to express that he didn't mind.
Gu Yanzhi affirmed: "Yes, because Dad would be shy."
A glimmer of hope ignited in the little fat man's heart: "So it's not that you don't kiss each other, but you don't kiss in front of others? Because Dad would be shy."
Gu Yanzhi nodded in relief, and praised: "Yes, that's what it means. Bozai is really smart."
But the little fat man's next sentence made him want to take back his praise.
Bo Zai sighed very maturely: "So you have kisses behind Bo Zai's back, treating Bo Zai as an outsider."
Gu Yanzhi: "..."
Gu Yanzhi felt a bit of a headache: "I didn't hide Bo Zaiqin either."
Bozai immediately became nervous again: "Then have you ever kissed?"
The kiss is naturally kissed.
In the Great Void Secret Realm.
"Why do you have so many questions?" Gu Yanzhi pinched Fat Cub's chubby face, but still told him, "I did. But Bo Cub was not born at that time."
In order to prevent his son from asking any more weird questions, Gu Yanzhi said in advance: "There will be no more after that. Father needs to ask Abba for permission first. After Abba fell ill, Father never kissed Abba again."
I didn't kiss after that.
So I didn't carry Bo Zaiqin behind my back.
Bo Zai let out an "oh", he opened his chubby arms to Xie Yishu, and Xie Yishu hugged him from Gu Yanzhi's arms.
The little fat man didn't eat much at noon, and he didn't seem to hold it as usual.Xie Yishu weighed the little chubby boy, thinking that the "kissing" matter had turned over, but saw the little chubby boy turned around, and said to Gu Yanzhi very cheerfully: "Father, you can ask your father for permission now."
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and looked at Xie Yishu expectantly: "Abba, will you agree?"
There seemed to be a puppy tail growing behind him, flicking and flicking happily.
Xie Yishu: "..."
Gu Yanzhi: "..."
have to.
Some things are fate, and they cannot be avoided or avoided.
Fortunately, he was ready.
Xie Yishu nodded stiffly: "Of course, Dad will agree."
"Then, can Bozai watch you kiss?" The little fat man quickly added, "Don't be shy, Dad, Bozai is not an outsider."
"...Of course." Anyway, it was just a kiss on the cheek, Xie Yishu agreed to Fat Zai's request, "When you go back, Bo Zai can watch from the sidelines."
Gu Yanzhi glanced at him apologetically.
Xie Yishu waved his hand slightly at him.
He is not a woman.Gu Yanzhi didn't mind, and he had nothing to mind.
Anyway, it's all for the little fat boy.
With his mother's promise, Bo Zai feels at ease.
Feeling relieved, my unfed stomach also became hungry.
In the distance, a group of people holding the wine jug and drinking on the head, the spirit of drinking has increased, and their courage has grown, and they shouted at Gu Yanzhi and the others: "My lord, madam, come and have a drink."
Bo Zai was hungry, twisted in Xie Yishu's arms, told him to put him down, then ran to Ning Bupeck's place, and brought himself a few skewers of grilled meat and grilled fish.
Gu Yanzhi took Xie Yishu to Fang Ziyu's place.
Fang Ziyu moved to the side, kicked Shen Ding, asked him to bring two jugs of wine, hiccupped, squinted and said, "You guys are late... Punish yourself, punish yourself three times!"
He started, and the others followed suit.
There is only one goal, to get the master drunk.
Among them, no matter the group of drunk people headed by Fang Ziyu, or the group of non-drunk people headed by Shen Fu and Shen Yi, they all have one thing in common——
All unmarried.
Seeing that the owner of the house has a wife and children, it is rare to have a picnic, and to show affection under the swing frame, everyone's eyes are hot.
They had nothing else to do, and they had no way to show off. They could only bravely call the lord and his wife over, intending to toast them in turn and get them drunk in order to relieve their sourness.
Gu Yanzhi would not put on airs at this time, and he readily punished himself with three cups.
But this is not enough, someone yelled: "Madam also has to punish herself with three cups."
Shen Fu was not drunk, and quickly poured wine for Xie Yishu.
Gu Yanzhi glanced at him, Shen Fu's hands trembled, and a little wine was poured into Xie Yishu's hands.
Someone next to him immediately handed over a clean handkerchief, Gu Yanzhi took it and put it on Xie Yishu's hand.Taking advantage of Xie Yishu's time to wipe his hands, he took the wine glass from his hand and drank it for him.
Southbrook College has a no-alcohol policy.
Xie Yishu probably never drank alcohol.
Gu Yanzhi planned to drink those three cups for him.
Drunk: "..."
Not drunk: "..."
They regretted calling the lord and his wife here.
Xie Yishu knew that Gu Yanzhi was acting in front of his subordinates, but her cheeks were still flushed red.
"Thank you, Brother Gu."
"It's not counted." Someone boldly suggested, "My lord, drink it for Madam, you have to use three cups for one cup."
Gu Yanzhi picked up the wine jar, and the man immediately fell silent.
Gu Yanzhi poured himself full wine, one glass, two glasses, and after finishing drinking, he said without changing his face: "One glass."
After finishing speaking, he continued to pour himself wine without pausing.
... too.
They have never seen the Lord drunk before.
Everyone began to wonder if they had drunk too much, why would they want to get the Lord drunk in a whimsical way.
Only Xie Yishu looked at Gu Yanzhi drinking six cups in a row, a little startled, and took the seventh cup from his hand: "I have two more glasses."
Gu Yanzhi's voice sounded next to his ear: "Don't force it."
Gu Yanzhi's mouth didn't move, he used sound transmission.
As if talking close to his ear, Xie Yishu's ears turned red, and she gave a soft "um", and stuffed the cup in her hand with her head up.
Although Nanxi College has a prohibition on alcohol.
But there are still some brothers and sisters who have figured out the way and will secretly brew some fruit wine by themselves.
Xie Yishu also drank the fruit wine made by them, not any kind of wine.
It's just that the wine he's drinking now is quite different from the fruit wine made by his brothers and sisters.
This wine is cooler, heavier and stronger.It was a little hot in the throat after drinking, making him want to drink a glass of water.
Gu Yanzhi's voice rang in his ears again: "Would you like some water? I'll get you a glass."
don't want!Xie Yishu reached out and grabbed him.He filled his glass with wine, closed his eyes and drank another glass.
"Okay." Xie Yishu smiled at everyone.
Just two glasses of wine.
Drinking water is interspersed in the middle, which is too weak.
Xie · save face · Yi Shu felt that he could have two more drinks.
001 thoughtfully reminded: "According to the system analysis, Qiongyu's cold stamina is relatively strong, please do what the host can do."
When Xie Yishu heard 001's voice, she realized that she still had a little helper, and asked silently in her heart: '001, do you have anything that can keep people drunk? '
"Yes. It's just that the host currently doesn't have enough points to redeem."
'What about a quick sober? '
"Yes. Hangover pills. The effect is better than the hangover soup from the host. Within a quarter of an hour after taking it, it can make people completely awake. One pill only needs two points, and the host currently has 8 points, which can be exchanged."
Xie Yishu breathed a sigh of relief, and planned to prepare a hangover pill.
But I heard 001 hesitate and say: "Host, 001 suggests not to exchange."
"According to the system analysis, the host will be drunk after drinking three to five cups. Seizing this opportunity of getting drunk, the host may be able to get blood from Gu Yanzhi."
"Whether it's chewing or biting, when the host is drunk, these behaviors can be explained with reason."
Just make a little cut and drink a little blood.
After waking up from the wine, I told Gu Yanzhi that I felt the stagnant aura in my body loosen, and everything that followed would be logical.
"001 will then remind the drunk host to complete the task."
"The host doesn't have to worry about exposing the system by uttering the truth after drinking. The system is equipped with a self-protection program, and the host cannot actively tell others about the existence of the system."
001 finished speaking.
It actually has a nb, if the host fails to obtain Gu Yanzhi's blood, then taking advantage of the drunkenness and having sex with Gu Yanzhi, he can recover his cultivation smoothly once with Gu Yanzhi.
But nb didn't dare to take it out and tell the host.
Xie Yishu lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and felt that 001's method was feasible.
Even if he didn't succeed, it was just because he got drunk once, and there was no progress in recovering his cultivation as it is now.
No loss in any way.
Xie Yishu poured himself a glass of wine, looked at Shen Fu who was picking fish bones aside, and said with a smile: "Shen Fu."
Shen Fu raised his head vigilantly.For some reason, the wife at this moment made him a little uneasy.
He watched his wife pour him wine, and felt even more uneasy.
In the next second, he heard his wife say softly, "I toast you."
The Lord, who was receiving the toast of the wheel battle, looked over in a flash.
Shen Fu immediately knew where this uneasiness came from.
He is going to die.
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