[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Xin Shiniang returned to the Zen temple, and seeing Shisanniang's dejected expression, she knew that the Junjun was determined to get a matchmaker this time.

Xue Shangshu served as the patrol envoy of the five capitals, and all the ghost foxes within hundreds of miles were driven by him, so they dared not refuse to follow the county monarch as a matchmaker.

Xin Shishiniang thought very openly, comforted the angry old man Xin and several sisters, and then came to ask Shishiniang what she had gained from entering the palace today.

Xin Shiniang sighed, "I don't know if this is helping Ziyi or hurting her."

Xin Shishiniang was puzzled, "Why did my sister say that?"

Xin Shiniang murmured: "It was Xu Benhuai who told me and Dad that Qiniang's two souls and six souls are locked in the Treasure Pavilion."

Xin Shishiniang asked in confusion: "Who is Xu Benhuai? Is there anything wrong?"

Xin Shiniang glanced at her, and opened her lips as if about to say something, but she heard Old Man Xin cough heavily in the other room.She lowered her eyebrows, forced a smile and said: "There is nothing wrong. It's just that I'm a little uneasy after waiting for so long."

The old man Xin found a reason to send Xin Shishiniang away, squinted at the back of her leaving, and sighed: "Siniang is kind-hearted, if she finds out, she will definitely hinder us. I had to wait for five years before, It's a miracle that Qiniang's soul hasn't dissipated, she can't afford to wait. We can only gamble."

Xin Shiniang couldn't help but said, "Father, you also know about the relationship between Ziyi and Xu Benhuai..."

However, old man Xin thought deeply: "The strange thing is that the spring plowing feast is approaching, and that is the moment when Qiniang in the Treasure Pavilion is at its weakest. If his intention is Lin Ziyi, why would he leave Beijing at this moment?" ? Leave us a justifiable opportunity."

Xin Shiniang hesitated, "Maybe it's a trap."

Old man Xin shook his head, "Perhaps he is also betting. The bet is that we will be cautious and dare not act."

He sighed again: "Fortunately, Si Niang married and went north to the Arakawa Desert. If she knew our plan, she would definitely come back and make a big fuss."

Xin Shiniang bowed her head, "After all, Si Niang feels ashamed of Ziyi. Although we can't say that we are harming her, we are also deceiving her and asking her to take risks. I only hope that mortal Yuhuatian can really protect her. "

Yu Huatian stood at the door of the imperial dining room, covering his nose with a handkerchief, with a grim expression on his face.

The consul and eunuch in the imperial dining room nodded and bowed his head and asked, "Eunuch Yu has any orders, but what does Concubine Wan Gui want to eat?"

Yu Huatian was silent for a long while before he said calmly, "Drumsticks."

The consular eunuch was taken aback, "...Just a chicken leg?"

Yu Huatian added with a worried expression: "Roast chicken legs."

The consular eunuch nodded again and again, "Okay. Roasted chicken happened to be made in the imperial dining room." He walked to the plate containing the roasted chicken, muttering, "Why is there a leg missing?", and quickly used the only remaining chicken leg Wrap in oiled paper.

He handed the chicken leg to Yuhuatian respectfully, but Yuhuatian didn't accept it, but stared aside, a little girl with a playful smile came out from nowhere, imitating his appearance, and respectfully accepted it. Pass the drumsticks.

Yu Huatian said with some eccentricity: "Hurry up and send it to Concubine Wan Gui, don't make Concubine Wan Gui wait in a hurry."

The little girl said with a serious face and an accent that she didn't know where: "Brother, you are so nasty."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "Within three days, learn Mandarin for me. Otherwise, your tongue will be pulled out."

Lin Ziyi: "Why?! Praise you and still dislike you, what's the matter with you?!"

Randomly finding a secluded place with few people, Lin Ziyi sat on the railing carelessly.Yu Huatian stood behind her, put his hands on Lin Ziyi's shoulders, and brushed her neck upwards with one hand.

He leaned down and whispered in her ear, "If you tell me half a lie," he suddenly withdrew his hand and strangled her throat, "keep your northeastern accent and tell the king of hell."

Unexpectedly, Lin Ziyi lowered her head slightly in embarrassment, covering her hot cheek with one hand, "Brother Huatian, you are playing a hooligan and even touching my neck."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian straightened up, retracted his hands unnaturally, and stared at her shy expression for a while without saying a word.

He didn't believe in gods, ghosts and demons, but what Xu Benhuai meant today, and the bizarre events that happened in the past few days made him suspicious.

However, according to rumors in the market, demons and ghosts are ruthless and good at seducing.

He looked at Lin Ziyi's shy appearance with reddened ears, and he really didn't think that someone so stupid could be a monster.

Yu Huatian was thinking about it, but Lin Ziyi suddenly asked, "Brother Huatian, may I ask you a question?"

Yu Huatian nodded, "Say."

Lin Ziyi bit the chicken leg and asked vaguely, "What does Concubine Wan Gui call you in private? Little rain?"

Yuhuatian said gloomily, "You really want to die."

Lin Ziyi gnawed on the chicken leg slowly, thinking about what to say.

In fact, she has only a half-knowledge of Old Man Xin's current plan, and she doesn't care too much. She just does what Old Man Xin orders.

The original plan was very simple, nothing more than sneaking into the palace, finding out where the thing she wanted was hidden and sneaking in to steal it.Just because of her accident, the plan was postponed for five years until now.She only found out about Qiniang and Xu Benhuai today.

Old man Xin also concealed something from her, she didn't want to ask more.

After all, knowing the truth only made her sad.

As for the identity of a demon, Old Man Xin meant to tell her to keep hiding it.

But she didn't intend to hide Yuhuatian.He was a wise man, and the cover-up she had done must have seemed to him a poor show.It's better to say it directly, she doesn't have to work hard, she still feels awkward.

I didn't say it yesterday, just because I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to accept it for a while, and would faint from fright.

She glanced at it, stood aside and looked at the scenery in the courtyard, thinking about Yuhuatian for some reason.

... Now it seems that it is a blessing not to be stabbed to death by a sword.

Lin Ziyi swallowed the last bite of the chicken leg, and was thinking whether to use a euphemism or a direct statement, when she heard someone screaming not far away.

Yuhuatian and Lin Ziyi were both taken aback, they looked over there and saw a little palace maid running towards them while shouting that there was a ghost.

Yu Huatian frowned and reprimanded lightly, "It's not proper to make a lot of noise in the palace."

The court lady knelt tremblingly, speaking incoherently, "Slave, I saw a ghost. Slave, servant, no, I shouldn't disturb my father-in-law's private meeting."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Automatically filtering the word private meeting, he frowned and asked, "What does it look like?"

"Ah?" The court lady was stunned for a moment, and said hesitantly, "Lang, your love and concubine look like a match made in heaven?"

Lin Ziyi laughed out loud, stretched out her hand to hook Yu Huatian's arm, and said with a smile: "The little girl has good eyes, my husband should give her a raise."

Yu Huatian glanced at her as a warning, ignored her, and asked in a deep voice, "I'm asking that ghost."

There was a look of fear on the maid's face, "Blue, green face with fangs, bloody mouth, tongue is five feet long..."

Lin Ziyi was amazed, "I can jump rope at five feet."

Yuhuatian glanced at her.

Lin Ziyi said vigilantly: "I don't know anything. I don't see all kinds of ghosts. I've never seen anyone who looks ugly, and who dies ugly."

Yu Huatian didn't expect her to be of any use, he just turned his head and asked the maid, "Is the emperor's concubine okay?"

The maid patted her head, "By the way, the noble concubine was so scared that she was looking for you everywhere."

Lin Ziyi pursed her lips, and said in a long and yin-yang tone, "My husband~ I'm really scared too, what about the five-foot-long tongue, what can I do if it sweeps me away."

Yu Huatian snorted coldly, "Then I will save a lot of trouble."

Lin Ziyi: "...a heartless man."

Yu Huatian threw the badge to Lin Ziyi, asking her to go back to the mansion first, while he himself went in the direction of Concubine Wan Gui's palace.

Seeing Yu Huatian leave, the maid dared to stand up tremblingly.She looked at Lin Ziyi with her eyes, couldn't help sticking her two thumbs together, and asked gossipingly, "You and Eunuch Yu, are you really... huh?"

Lin Ziyi was taken aback for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "What?"

"That's right. Hey." The little maid stamped her feet in embarrassment, and stammered, "That's right, really, that kind of relationship?"

Lin Ziyi understood for a long time, and quickly waved her hands, "No, no, it was just a joke."

"To be able to play with that Eunuch Yu." The little maid murmured, "I'm so scared to death."

Lin Ziyi didn't know what kind of person Yuhuatian was.All I know is that he is skilled in martial arts and is a smart man.But after these two days of observation, it was discovered that many people in the palace were afraid of him.

Lin Ziyi asked strangely, "Since you are so afraid of him, why did you keep staring at his face just now?"

The maid answered honestly, "You look good."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi held her chin in wonder, "Does it look good?"

The maid looked at her in surprise, "It's not pretty, girl, how high are your standards?"

Lin Ziyi faltered, "Well... I prefer the ones with nice fur."

For example, when she was just born, she saw the sable with the most beautiful fur in the clan. Unfortunately, before she started to have a crush on that sable, that sable was captured by humans and made into a coat.

She thought for a while and muttered: "But brother Huatian's hair seems to be very nice... If I touch his head, will it cut me off?"