[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

The carriage traveled steadily all the way, heading towards Jinhua City.

Ouyang Shaogong looked at the picture of Lin Ziyi curled up in the corner of the carriage and fell into a deep sleep, and couldn't help chuckling, "The tail is exposed, and you really are defenseless to me."

The pure white and flawless tail moved in response to the sound, swept twice on the car board, and wrapped itself around Ouyang Shaogong's wrist.

Ouyang Shaogong lifted the entangled wrist, and gently pulled it back. The white tail seemed to be startled, and retracted in a panic, wrapping tightly around Lin Ziyi's ankle.

Lin Ziyi probably felt uncomfortable, she frowned slightly, and unconsciously pushed her right hand twice out of thin air, but found it was useless, she muttered and continued to sleep.

Ouyang Shaogong just murmured: "The punishment of the thunder of heaven has melted away so much of your cultivation."

Lin Ziyi usually sleeps lightly, so she can control her tail.

However, she fought with the old woman for a while last night, and in order to frighten other monsters who were about to move, she used fancy and energy-consuming magic tricks.

Most of her cultivation had already been lost. Although there was no stagnation when she performed the magic spell, the lost energy needed to be replenished during sleep.

Ouyang Shaogong saw that she was deeply in a dream, he knew in his heart that she should be very tired from going down first.

He reached out and gently brushed away the hair that fell on the tip of her nose, put it behind her ears, and slid his fingers across her cheeks.

Ouyang Shaogong said in a low voice, "Perseverance is suffering, but no one understands it."

"My idiot is like this, and so are you." Ouyang Shaogong slid his hand towards her neck, felt the pulse beating under his hand, and lightly curled the corners of his lips, "I am also like this."

Lin Ziyi seemed to sense something was wrong in her dream, she subconsciously shrank back, revealing the jade plaque on her waist.

Ouyang Shaogong withdrew his hand, his eyes fell on the jade tablet, he stared at it for a moment, then smiled suddenly, and said in an extremely gentle tone: "When Penglai is rebuilt, Ziyi, you won't let me down."

Lin Ziyi had a long-lost dream.

In the dream, there are mountains, water, flowers and trees.

Amongst the mountains, rivers, flowers and trees, Bai Shiqing was sitting on a stone bench in the courtyard, poured a cup of tea with his hand up, looked at Lin Ziyi, and said with a warm smile, "Ziyi, you're back."

Lin Ziyi was stunned for a while, not knowing how to react, but she responded, "En. I'm back."

Lin Ziyi's spiritual consciousness seemed to have escaped from her dream self.

She could only watch helplessly as she walked to Bai Shiqing's side with light steps, and teased with a glib tongue: "Scholar, benefactor, did you ever expect me to return?"

"Of course I'm looking forward to it." Bai Shiqing replied without any shyness, "I'm so happy to see you, but what good things happened during the journey?"

Lin Ziyi has traveled all over the world, and when she comes back, she always likes to tell Bai Shiqing what she saw and heard on the road.The topic covers everything from the south to the north, and occasionally mentions that I met Monkey King, the Monkey King, on the road.

The consciousness that Lin Ziyi stripped out originally thought that she would hear the things in her memory, but after waiting for a while, she heard herself in the dream laughing and saying: "I sneaked into the palace and met an interesting person .His name is Yuhuatian."

Bai Shiqing smiled gently and said, "Oh? What kind of interesting person is he?"

Lin Ziyi then began counting carefully with her fingers, "He has a bad temper. He was always aggressive towards me when we first saw him, and he even asked me to change his Northeast accent. If he didn't change it, he said he would cut it My tongue. And I am very suspicious, I will not do some things unless I ask myself. I think he will go bald before he is 30 if he continues like this."

Bai Shiqing shook his head slightly, with a warm smile still on the corner of his lips, "It doesn't sound that interesting."

Lin Ziyi rested her chin with both hands, thought for a while, and continued: "Shiqing, listen to me. Later I found out that Brother Huatian was just a little awkward, but he was actually quite nice to me. Sometimes he deliberately He choked him with words, but he didn't bother with me. He also gave me a parrot from overseas named Victor Maimaiti. I knew that things in Brother Huatian's palace were very busy, but he still stayed with me Run to Jinhua."

Bai Shiqing gently put down the teacup and asked, "Do you like him?"

"I haven't thought about it. Shiqing, I've never thought about it." Lin Ziyi looked at Bai Shiqing with her eyes, "I haven't fulfilled my promise with you. Can you wait for me?"

Bai Shiqing didn't respond, but just wore the gentle smile he remembered.However, his figure gradually became transparent and dispersed into the air under Lin Ziyi's gaze, and the indifferent tea fragrance on his body drifted away, as if it was all a self-deceiving dream.

Ever since she knew that Bai Shiqing's living soul had been refined into a magic weapon, she often had this dream.

In the dream, she was always returning from a long journey, and Bai Shiqing was sitting in the small courtyard, warming tea for her.

She has never been able to keep him from disappearing, from being at a loss at the beginning to now accepting fate indifferently.

At the beginning of the dream, she always had endless topics to talk about, as if this could keep Bai Shiqing.

However, the 500-year-long dream consumed all her language.

Bai Shiqing rarely appeared, most of the time, she was the only one in that dream.

Looking at the imaginary scenery, she said to the imaginary person: "I have returned, but you have not."

All the scenery is as in memory, but after all, there is a lack of characters.

Lin Ziyi slowly opened her eyes, unable to distinguish dream from reality for a moment, she seemed to see something in a trance, and murmured hesitantly: "Shiqing?"

Ouyang Shaogong was slightly stunned, the hands that wanted to support Lin Ziyi paused in the air, then he retracted them as if nothing had happened, and said with a smile: "Miss Lin is probably just waking up from a dream, and she is still a little confused, and she recognized me as someone else. .”

Lin Ziyi woke up a little after hearing the words, raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, and said vaguely, "Shao Gong?"

Ouyang Shaogong nodded slightly, and said, "Jinhua City is almost here."

Lin Ziyi yawned, and leaned her head against the wall of the carriage without much interest, lifted the curtain and looked out at the sky, "I'm afraid it will be Shenshi when I enter Jinhua."

Yu Huatian rode aside on horseback, and glanced at her when he heard this, "Are you willing to wake up?"

Lin Ziyi clasped the car window with both hands, and said pitifully, "Brother Huatian, I want to eat chicken legs."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "Why did you want to eat right after waking up?"

Lin Ziyi rubbed her stomach, "Hungry. I didn't do anything in my dream, I just drank two sips of tea. By the way, Brother Huatian, I still praised you in my dream!"

Yuhuatian didn't hold out hope, and just replied casually: "Oh? What did you praise me for?"

Lin Ziyi couldn't remember all the things in the dream, and she got stuck for a while, and it took a long time to recall a sentence, "I seem to say that if you continue to be so suspicious, you may be bald before the age of 30."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Is that a boast!

Lin Ziyi retreated into the carriage, feeling a little hungry, so she unpacked her bag, wanting to eat some dry food to rest her stomach.

Sitting opposite, Ouyang Shaogong proposed with a concerned expression, "Miss Lin doesn't seem to be sleeping soundly enough, but what kind of nightmare did she have? If Miss Lin feels unwell, when I arrive in Jinhua, I can prescribe a prescription for her to soothe her nerves. "

Lin Ziyi shook her head with a steamed bun in her mouth.After swallowing a mouthful, he replied: "I often have a dream. After a long time, I get used to it. It's not a nightmare."

Holding the steamed buns in both hands, she ate them in small bites. After a while, she couldn't help but asked curiously, "Is the formula for calming the nerves so miraculous? One dose can prevent nightmares and make you have good dreams, right?"

Ouyang Shaogong smiled and explained: "It's all about calming the mind. It can make Miss Lin fall asleep peacefully without being disturbed by dreams."

Lin Ziyi was a little disappointed, "That's it. I thought I could change the dream."

Ouyang Shaogong raised the corner of his mouth lightly, and said slowly: "Of course there is that kind of medicine. After taking it, you will only have happy dreams for the rest of your life."

Lin Ziyi didn't believe it, and said with a smile: "Shao Gong, you lied to me. There is no medicine that is so miraculous that it can make people only have happy dreams for a lifetime. Even a dream monster can only make people have good dreams for one night. .”

Ouyang Shaogong didn't comment, but said meaningfully: "If I make this medicine, I'd ask Miss Lin to try it."

Entering Jinhua happened to be Youshi.

Vendors set up stalls and hawk along the street. It was a bustling scene, not as dilapidated as imagined.

Lin Ziyi lifted the curtain of the car, looked outside with great interest, and laughed, "It's interesting."

Yu Huatian asked in a low voice: "But what kind of phenomenon did you notice?"

"It's interesting because I didn't notice it." Lin Ziyi replied with a smile, "Brother Huatian, do you still remember the situation in that town when we encountered the Painted Skin Demon a few days ago?"

When Yu Huatian heard this, he straightened up and looked around, and immediately realized: "The people in that town are all in danger. But the people in Jinhua are all so... happy?"

"Brother Huatian, your wording is really good for me." Lin Ziyi praised, and continued, "It's just a celebration. People who don't know saw it and thought that the debt of the Jade Emperor came down to save sentient beings, and each person distributed an ingot Where is the gold?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head with a "tsk tsk tsk tsk", "The evil spirit is so strong, and I'm still here for the whole scene. I guess it's after us, and it's going to catch a turtle in a urn."

Lin Ziyi poked Yan Chixia's back and asked, "Brother Yan, do you still have enough spells?"

Yan Chixia drove the horse slowly, thought for a while, and replied: "It should be enough. But if it is not enough, just buy some yellow paper and cinnabar and draw some more."

Lin Ziyi nodded reassuringly, and was about to return to her original position, when she turned her head and saw Ouyang Shaogong's smiling eyes staring there, he stuttered and explained: "Uh, actually, Brother Yan and I...well...we The two are brothers and sisters of the Taoist school, and they can catch some demons and ghosts."

Ouyang Shaogong deliberately asked: "Oh? There are many schools of Taoism, big and small. I don't know what school Miss Lin and Brother Yan are from?"

Lin Ziyi looked away, "Ah, that's right, my eldest brother and I have returned to vulgarity. After all, our qualifications are dull, and we are not incapable. It's better not to mention the teacher."

Ouyang Shaogong held the mentality of seeing what reason Lin Ziyi could make up, and continued to ask: "Then why do you two want to return to vulgarity?"

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, and she was not quite sure: "Well... I want to marry someone, Brother Yan wants to marry a wife?"

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

Ouyang Shaogong: "...the reason is quite simple."

Ouyang Shaogong told Lin Ziyi that although he is a doctor, he also has a little knowledge of ghosts and ghosts.

Lin Ziyi's face was deep, "Do you think the Jade Emperor is in debt?"

Ouyang Shaogong recalled all kinds of things in Heavenly Court, and agreed: "It's quite owed."

Lin Ziyi patted him on the shoulder, "What a young man, he has a bright future. If you don't want to be a doctor, you can ask brother Yan to learn how to draw ghosts."

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

Yan Chixia was dissatisfied, "You are a ghost. There are numbers."

Lin Ziyi continued to arrange with confidence: "Brother Huatian, why don't you find an inn to settle down."

Yu Huatian nodded and asked her, "You seem quite confident."

Lin Ziyi said casually: "It's a blessing, not a curse. A disaster can't be avoided. It's useless to be afraid. And I'm quite confident in a certain point."

Yuhuatian was curious, "Oh? Which point?"

Lin Ziyi replied slowly: "I recently discovered that I may have a setting that [-]% of my shots will be interrupted by others. Maybe something happens at night, and I spend a lot of time, and the disciples of Tianyong City will rush over."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yan Chixia couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected: "...Big sister, you are really sloppy sometimes."