[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi pushed the paper umbrella to Yu Huatian, excitedly took Yu Huatian's arms, and urged: "Brother Huatian, you are tall and you need to hold an umbrella. Although this paper umbrella doesn't look too big, we Get closer, and you won't get caught in the rain."

Yuhuatian's body froze, instinctively not used to such an intimate distance.

When he opened his mouth, he wanted to reply inexplicably, "The road is not long, you can support it by yourself", but when he saw Lin Ziyi leaning against his arm, looking up at him with a smile on his face, he couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth, He said softly, "Okay."

Ouyang Shaogong propped up the half-dry paper umbrella, and followed behind Yuhuatian and Lin Ziyi leisurely, staring at the figures of the two cuddling closely, his eyes dim and unclear.

Lin Ziyi seemed to feel something, she stopped in her tracks for a moment, and turned her head away, only to see that there was still a warm smile on Ouyang Shaogong's face, and there was nothing unusual about it.

Seeing her looking over, Ouyang Shaogong reminded softly: "This road has been in disrepair for a long time, uneven and overgrown with weeds. Miss Lin, be careful where you step."

Lin Ziyi nodded thoughtfully, and muttered wonderingly: "No, I obviously sensed it..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Ziyi slammed on the smooth cobblestone and slipped.

Yu Huatian quickly grabbed her with his sharp eyes, narrowly avoiding the tragedy of her falling to the ground.

Lin Ziyi patted her chest in shock, vented her anger, and kicked the stone into the grass far away, dissatisfied: "What are you doing with the pebbles in the temple? Are they specially placed to play with fate? Whoever steps on it is destined for the stone. One hundred The monks ran out and sat in a big circle on the ground, surrounded the unlucky guy who fell, and consecrated the scene."

Lin Ziyi glanced at the wing not far away, "Looking at the number of this wing, there are only twenty monks. That doesn't seem like a consecration at all."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "You seem to be prejudiced against monks?"

Lin Ziyi pondered, "There is no prejudice, right? I just feel shabby, and I don't even have hair."

Yu Huatian was no stranger to Lin Ziyi's aesthetics, and even began to doubt his own aesthetics.

That night, when he was in the opposite room, when he heard Lin Ziyi tell the painted skin demon that he was handsome, he subconsciously began to reflect.

Did he grow crooked?Is it because of the vicissitudes of life on the road recently?Is he starting to age as the months go by?Otherwise, how could Lin Ziyi call him handsome.

But speaking of Lin Ziyi's side, his appearance has risen from shabby to ordinary, and now he is handsome.

For some reason, Yu Huatian was not happy, but rather subtle.

Lin Ziyi didn't notice his complicated psychological changes, but added on her own: "Moreover, there is a Tang monk among the monks, such a monk who is a monster can become a Buddha."

Which one is Tang Seng?

Yu Huatian thought for a while, didn't ask, but said, "You have a big prejudice against this monk Tang."

"Not too big." Lin Ziyi waved her hand, "It's just a pity that I didn't beat him up before he became a Buddha. Do the math, this regret must have been more than 600 years."

Yuhuatian: "..."

What kind of deep hatred is there that can still be remembered for more than 600 years?

Ouyang Shaogong pretended not to hear what they were saying, holding an umbrella bone, and followed slowly.

His eyes fell on the grass, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and opened his lips to say a word silently.

The grass swayed slightly unnaturally, and after a while, there was only the dejected beating of the rain.

As Lin Ziyi walked, she seemed to remember something, she raised her head and asked Yu Huatian, "By the way, do all monks have to be ordained?"

Yu Huatian always believed that Buddhism and Taoism are things that pretend to be ghosts, so he never paid attention to it, so he replied somewhat uncertainly based on his impression: "Probably so."

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, and said, "Then why didn't the Great Sage shave? He should be considered a monk."

Yu Huatian asked suspiciously, "Great Sage?"

"Ah." Lin Ziyi replied casually, "It's that male monkey Buddha."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi thought about it, and felt that she had come up with a very good reason, "Maybe the Great Sage has too much hair, and shaving is too costly. Tang Seng can't afford to go out all by alms, and he must not be able to afford a razor. Putting it aside like this. And the hair of the Great Sage can turn into a monkey, and a small group of bald heads can form a new Huaguoshan. At that time, a bunch of monkeys will follow the people in the Buddhist scriptures group and shout "big king" Upset."

Yu Huatian felt that the scene was a bit abstract, so he replaced all the monkeys with Lin Ziyi, imagining how Lin Ziyi would be called "Brother Huatian" by people before and after him.

...It's really a bit disturbing.

Lin Ziyi stretched out her hand and drew a circle, "Besides, the Great Sage wore a magic spell back then. If the top of his head was shaved, it would look like a gold-rimmed dish with an upside-down buckle. How much... hey!"

Lin Ziyi covered the back of her head with one hand, and looked around vigilantly, "What hit me?"

Yu Huatian picked up the pebbles on the ground, looked carefully, and asked Ouyang Shaogong who had been silent all this time, "Can you see who it is?"

Ouyang Shaogong shook his head, "No. I didn't notice it just now."

Lin Ziyi was also puzzled, so she whispered: "Probably some kid who can't change form likes to play tricks. This Lanruo Temple has a mixed atmosphere, so it's normal if I didn't sense it."

The road from the main hall to the back chamber is indeed not long.

Yu Huatian stood in front of a wing, pointed to the wing at the end, and said to Ouyang Shaogong, "That's over there."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, turned around and walked towards the wing without saying anything.

Just as Lin Ziyi was about to lift her heels, Yu Huatian pulled her back by the collar.

Yu Huatian said calmly: "You still want to follow? Your room is here."

Lin Ziyi looked at the distance between herself and Ouyang Shaogong by at least eight rooms, and blinked, "Brother Huatian, do you know that your behavior is called exclusion?"

Yu Huatian stood with his hands behind his back, and said calmly: "I am a villain. I like it."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi had no choice but to connive, "Okay, Mr. Huatian, as long as you are happy."

Seeing Ouyang Shaogong open the door, Lin Ziyi raised her voice and asked, "Mr. Ouyang...?"

Ouyang Shaogong paused, withdrew his hand, and said with a smile, "Just call me Shaogong."

Lin Ziyi nodded, and then said, "You don't have a quilt over there, do you? Do you want me to bring it over?"

Ouyang Shaogong wanted to be polite, so he said: "Miss Lin, don't worry about it, it's fine."

Lin Ziyi simply said: "Oh, then I won't give it away. Good night."

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

He was really just being polite, can't you ask one more question?

Ouyang Shaogong closed the door, thought for a while, and smiled helplessly.

Long time no see, he forgot Lin Ziyi's temperament.

She was still stupid, and she got entangled with mortals again.

Ouyang Shaogong sat casually on the wooden chair, brushed his fingers over the cuffs, and said lightly: "Come out."

The space in front of the closet twisted for a moment, and a beautiful woman in green clothes walked out of it.Her every move was charming and charming, but the fly in the ointment was that one side of her face was swollen up.

Ouyang Shaogong turned a blind eye to her amorous feelings, but noticed her swollen cheeks, and asked plainly, "What's wrong with your face?"

The woman in green gritted her teeth bitterly, "It's not all that little monster, it just aimed at my face and kicked it."

Ouyang Shaogong glanced indifferently, "Luluo. I said before entering Jinhua, you don't want to provoke her when she comes."

The woman in green clothes, who was called Luluo, defended unwillingly: "I, I just put a stone, what's the big deal. Besides, didn't she come to steal the mirror? What are you doing with her? Why don't you just click and end it?" Lose."

Ouyang Shaogong looked calm, but his tone was cold, "What am I going to do? Can't I report to you one by one?"

Luluo lowered her head, and replied submissively: "No, no. I, I just don't like it. She talks to that mortal and keeps ignoring you."

Ouyang Shaogong lowered his head slightly and brushed off the water stains on the corner of his clothes. He didn't know what his expression was, but he could only hear him whispering: "In her heart, I am just a passer-by who has never met before, why bother with me."

Ouyang Shaogong listened quietly to the sound of the rain for a while, and then asked slowly: "Can the Jinhua City be properly arranged?"

"It's all arranged." Luluo replied triumphantly, "That mirror is really useful, just take a look at it, and they will all obey me obediently. My power has grown, and all the other monsters have come to join us."

After she finished speaking, she asked with some concern: "But I heard that the disciples from Tianyong City are coming to Jinhua, I don't know if it's true or not."

Ouyang Shaogong said leisurely: "The black mirror is so easy to use, but it's just that there are a few cultivators here, are you afraid?"

Luluo hurriedly replied: "I'm not afraid either. It's just that the black mirror reflects the things that people fear in their hearts. I'm afraid people who practice Taoism don't have such things."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, his expression was very gentle, "No one in the six realms can escape this. You can use it with confidence."

Luluo thought for a while, but still doubted, "You won't cheat me, will you?"

Ouyang Shaogong's expression remained unchanged when he heard the words, and he responded calmly: "If you don't believe me, you can return the black mirror and continue to be a little snake demon in Jinhua."

Luluo pursed her lips tightly, recalling the situation where she was not as good as one ten thousandth of her peers in her hard training in the cave, she exhaled, nodded and said, "I believe in you."

Ouyang Shaogong didn't respond to her trust, but said indifferently: "I will enter Jinhua with them tomorrow morning. What to do and what not to do, you have to weigh it yourself. Let's forget about this time, don't make another example .”

Luluo's face was full of unwillingness, but she could only nod her head in response.

At this moment, there was a crisp knock on the door, accompanied by Lin Ziyi's clear voice, "I'm Lin Ziyi. Shaogong, are you asleep?"

Lu Luo was startled, and escaped from the back window without waiting for Ouyang Shaogong's instructions.

Ouyang Shaogong straightened his clothes before walking to the door, opened the door, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Miss Lin, is this?"

Lin Ziyi stuffed the quilt she was carrying into Ouyang Shaogong's arms, put her index finger to her lips, made a "shh" motion, and said in a low voice, "It's for you. Brother Huatian was on the side just now, I can't Give it to you, he won't be happy."

After finishing speaking, she tilted her head slightly, rather depressed, "Although I don't know why he is always unhappy recently."

Ouyang Shaogong was slightly surprised, holding the quilt in his arms, he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Lin Ziyi put on a proud face of having done something good, and comforted him, "Don't be too moved, brother Yan gave me too many quilts, stacked up to eight layers. It doesn't matter if I give you a quilt."

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

The quilt of this thickness is stacked eight layers, it is almost pasted to the roof.

Lin Ziyi looked at Ouyang Shaogong's wing with her head, frowning slightly, as if she was a little puzzled.

Ouyang Shaogong's expression remained unchanged, and he asked, "What is Miss Lin looking at?"

"Ah, it's nothing." Lin Ziyi looked away and replied vaguely, "Just to take a look. The oil lamp in my wing room is still working. If you want to use it, I'll bring it to you."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled gently, "Don't bother Miss Lin. It's late at night, and it's time to go to bed."

Lin Ziyi nodded, and still couldn't help but said, "Well, if you hear any strange movements in the middle of the night, or an old lady who falls from the roof and asks you to touch her porcelain, remember to yell, I should be able to save you in time .”

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

Ouyang Shaogong: "...the old lady of Pengci?"

Lin Ziyi waved her hand and threw the pot on Yan Chixia's back, "Anyway, it's that kind of thing. There is also a Taoist priest with me. He said that Lanruo Temple is not clean and there are some ghosts and ghosts. I'd rather believe it." It’s unbelievable.”

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, "Miss Xie Lin reminds me."

Lin Ziyi stood in front of the door and hesitated for a while, with a delicate expression, "Do you really have to go to Jinhua?"

Ouyang Shaogong put the heavy quilt on the bed, walked back and replied: "I naturally understand what Miss Lin means. But it is precisely because of the chaos in Jinhua that the seriously ill people cannot get better treatment, so I have to ask for help." go."

Lin Ziyi had a sad face, lowered her head and thought for a while, and said, "Then, it's dangerous for you to go alone. Why don't you come with us. But Brother Huatian doesn't seem to agree, what should we do?"

Ouyang Shaogong raised the corners of his lips, but said in his mouth: "I will be fine if I walk alone, and I absolutely dare not embarrass Miss Lin."

Lin Ziyi heard this, pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "You get up early tomorrow, then climb into the carriage and lean on it. You don't leave no matter what Brother Huatian says, and if you drag you, you will pick the door frame, but it's a bit Risky. After all, you have seen Brother Huatian’s character. If he is upset by making jokes, you can stab him with a sword. But anyway, you are gambling when you enter Jinhua, so why don’t you gamble in advance tomorrow morning.”

Ouyang Shaogong: "..."

Ouyang Shaogong: "Miss Lin's idea is really... peculiar."

Lin Ziyi looked out at the sky and seemed to be confirming the time, then turned her head and said to Ouyang Shaogong: "Anyway, think about it yourself, I don't recommend you to enter Jinhua."

Ouyang Shaogong didn't make a choice, stared at her, and pointed out: "Miss Lin is kind-hearted, and she puts herself in my shoes for a stranger like me."

Lin Ziyi shook her head and denied, "It's not because I'm kind."

Ouyang Shaogong lowered his eyes and asked, "Oh? Why is that?"

Lin Ziyi was stunned for a while, as if she had never thought about the reason.

Ouyang Shaogong looked up at her quietly, without urging her.

Lin Ziyi blinked, then laughed, "Maybe I am different from Brother Huatian, and I have a good impression of scholars. Besides, I just don't want you to enter Jinhua, so I don't really want to put myself in the shoes of others."

Ouyang Shaogong shook his head slightly, but stopped talking.

His eyes fell on the jade tablet hanging on her waist, and his voice was gentle, "Miss Lin's jade tablet on her waist is very unique."

Lin Ziyi was quite happy when he heard him praise the jade plaque, and nodded repeatedly: "Well, I like this jade plaque the most. It was carved for me by a man... a person. You see, there is also a partial carved by him here. small traces."

Ouyang Shaogong remained calm, "It sounds like it should be a gift from someone very important."

Lin Ziyi lowered her head and stroked the lines on the jade plaque with her fingers, "Well, he is a very important person."