[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

It is probably because I have been running around for the past few days, and I am exhausted, and I am really tired.

By the time Yuhuatian woke up from his dream, the sound of the drums beating the men had already become ethereal.The lingering sound circled around his ears and then disappeared.

He sat up from the bed, stretched lazily, and was about to move his aching muscles and bones, when he saw Lin Ziyi holding the birdcage in one hand, and staring at him with the other hand on the window sill.

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian was not surprised, his expression was indifferent, his voice was hoarse when he woke up, and he asked in a low voice: "... What are you going to do?"

Lin Ziyi blinked and greeted belatedly, "Brother Huatian, you're awake."

Yu Huatian glanced at her, and replied coolly: "You stare at me like this, it's hard not to wake up."

Lin Ziyi shook the cage, and said to the half-asleep parrot, "Say hello too."

The parrot raised its eyelids and glanced at her lazily, then turned its neck to look at Yuhuatian, and said dryly, "Good morning, imperial concubine! Good luck, imperial concubine! Would you like something to eat, imperial concubine?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian felt that hearing such accented words early in the morning gave him a headache.

He rubbed his temples and asked, "What did you bring it for?"

"Come up with a name." Lin Ziyi struggled to get in through the window, but it was a bit inconvenient, so she stretched out a hand to Yuhuatian, "Give me a hand."

Yu Huatian ignored the hand, walked straight over, and brought her in through the window, holding her by the collar like a chick.After she stood still, he said slowly: "Concubine Wan Gui has already given a name."

"It's her business, she should change her name now." Lin Ziyi muttered, and then asked curiously, "What name did she choose?"

Yu Huatian glanced at the parrot that was pecking at its feathers, and replied casually, "It's nothing more than a name like Jixiangruyi."

Lin Ziyi said disgustedly: "What a dirt. She is ugly in the first place, and she deserves such a dirt name."

The parrot seemed to understand, turned around and wanted to nudge Lin Ziyi, but was stunned by Lin Ziyi's rude action of throwing the birdcage on the table.

Yu Huatian asked slowly: "Oh? Then what's your good name? Tell me."

Lin Ziyi immediately replied, "Runtu!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian had a delicate expression, "What is the basis for this name?"

Lin Ziyi hesitated for a moment, "Choose a humble name to make a living?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi saw that Yuhuatian didn't like the name a little bit, so she counted them one by one, "It doesn't matter if you don't like it, there are many alternate names. For example, 猹, cat, fox, snake, eagle, I think they all have different names. that's great."

Yu Huatian frowned, with an unbelievable expression on his face, "...what is the basis for this?"

Lin Ziyi said confidently: "You see, these animals are not very friendly to birds. What should I do if these animals approach the parrot without my attention and I have no time to save it? At this time, I just need to shout at a distance. Its name, what kind of animal it calls, plus it can learn a few foreign languages, such as meowing and hissing, will definitely fool those animals into thinking that the parrot in front of them is actually their own kind, but it looks a little different That's all."

She thought for a while and added: "Generally speaking, animals that have not become demons are not very smart and are easy to bluff. Except for roe deer demons, this race is just as stupid as demons."

Yu Huatian knew that Lin Ziyi always liked to talk nonsense, but he didn't know that she was so good at it.After listening to the whole process, he felt that he could refute everywhere, but he felt speechless.

After a while, he asked, "What if several different kinds of animals come at the same time?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi looked at Yu Huatian with admiration, "Brother Huatian, you are so smart, you immediately pointed out the blind spot in the matter."

Yu Huatian glanced at her blankly, thinking that following her train of thought, he would be so stupid to be serious with her.

Lin Ziyi determined on her own that the parrot's name was Victor Maimat.

Yuhuatian didn't comment on the foreign style and overseas style she said, but only hoped that she would quickly take away the parrot that kept repeating "eat something".

I don't know what kind of magical power Lin Ziyi has. Put a parrot that speaks official Chinese with her for one night.

The changing attendant seemed to see Lin Ziyi in the room, holding the official uniform in his hand, hesitating at the door, not daring to knock on the door for instructions.Even the maids who waited for the wash behind stood outside and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Ma Jinliang was putting on his clothes, and rushed to the courtyard. Seeing them standing in a row in front of Yuhuatian gate, he was a little dazed, and asked, "Why don't you go in? Are you still awake?"

The little maid shook her head and whispered: "It seems that the girl who came yesterday is in the adults' room, we don't know if we should go in."

Ma Jinliang: "..."

He missed the negligence, and that little girl took advantage of his unpreparedness to strike so quickly.

Ma Jinliang ran to the wooden window, and saw that his family was wearing a coat, and Lin Ziyi was whispering in Yuhuatian's ear, not knowing what he was talking about.

As a fan of his family's adults, Ma Jinliang couldn't accept this shocking scene for a while.

Seeing Lin Ziyi returning to her original position with a smile on her face, he said quietly and resentfully, "My lord, the time has come, it's time to enter the palace."

Yu Huatian didn't even look at him, but just stared at Lin Ziyi intently, and replied lightly, "En. Let them in."

Lin Ziyi looked at Ma Jinliang's sad expression, and couldn't help but said, "Why does he look like I stole his husband? Does he have a crush on you?"

Yu Huatian tapped her forehead with his fingers, "Nonsense."

Lin Ziyi covered her head and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it easy to find a demon with high mana who can erase memories? You still hit me on the head."

Yu Huatian said perfunctorily, "Okay. Then what do you want?"

Lin Ziyi laughed, and immediately said, "I'm going to Jinhua."

Lin Ziyi just whispered to him that she went to find a demon last night to help him erase the memory of Concubine Wan Gui who had heard him sing Kunqu Opera.Because there were people outside the door, it was inconvenient for them to hear, so Lin Ziyi chose to whisper.

She thought Yu Huatian would be very repulsive, but she didn't expect that he just backed away a little out of habit, and then settled there, listening to her in silence.

Lin Ziyi inexplicably recalled the scene in the script, and let out a malicious breath.Yu Huatian suddenly covered his ears and leaned back, his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was examining her intentions, and said in a hoarse voice, "What are you doing?"

Lin Ziyi looked at his face, and felt that if she replied "It's nothing, I'm just teasing you", she would definitely be kicked out.So she had no choice but to put on an innocent expression, and replied, "I'm talking to you. What are you hiding from?"

Yu Huatian looked at her suspiciously, thinking that she must have done it unintentionally, and he didn't know why the reaction was so strong, so he put down his hands, straightened his position, and continued to listen to her about the arrangement she made last night.

Leaving aside this hilarious little episode.

Yu Huatian waited until he finished washing and put on his official uniform before asking, "What are you going to Jinhua for?"

Lin Ziyi hesitated and said hesitantly: "Last time Xu Benhuai said that he put one of the magic weapons in Jinhua to lure me there as a bait. I think maybe after he locked me in the painting, I thought it was troublesome and didn't go to Jinhua, leaving that magic weapon there."

Yu Huatian glanced at her, "How likely do you think this is?"

Lin Ziyi struggled and said, "Tell me, maybe you just saw a ghost?"

Yu Huatian replied to her without hope, "Have you seen so few ghosts?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi was a little happy that the proposal was rejected.

Yu Huatian sat aside, looked at her gloomy expression, and analyzed: "You said that it is not impossible for Xu Benhuai to put the magic weapon in Jinhua. It's just that you have ever thought that he is so thoughtful and uses fake Is the magic weapon he put in Jinhua real or fake? If it is real, how can you get it so easily? If it can be as you imagined It's so easy, then all the arrangements and deceptions he did before were all in vain."

Lin Ziyi rested her chin and looked at the corner of the table, tapped her cheeks with her fingers, and said vaguely: "I know, but... I can't wait here. My intelligence network is limited, and I'm also planning with my godfather." After clearing the boundaries, I can only explore and explore by myself.”

Yu Huatian thought for a while and said to her, "Do you still remember the appearance of those magic weapons?"

Lin Ziyi nodded, "I remember. What's wrong?"

Yu Huatian ordered: "Then you stay in the study today. There are pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the table. If you don't know how to grind ink, call duckweed. You draw those kinds of magic tools, and I will send someone to Jinhua to visit them first." Take a look. Although it is a bit slow, it should have some effect."

Lin Ziyi nodded obediently, and asked: "Speaking of which, brother Huatian, I didn't expect you to keep duckweed in the mansion. I thought you must think she was a trouble and drive her out of the mansion. After all, you came from the palace. from."

"I've accepted the trouble from Changbai Mountain." Yu Huatian lowered his head and straightened the folds of the official uniform, unable to see his expression clearly, he could only hear him whispering, "Besides, she said she knew you well, You seem to be quite proud of her. With her company, you won't run around and cause trouble by yourself. "

Lin Ziyi lay on the table, fiddled with the teacup, "Don't make it sound like I'm only going to cause trouble. Being with duckweed, I think I'll be infected soon."

Yuhuatian didn't know, so, "Huh? What is the infection?"

"One word." Lin Ziyi stretched out her index finger, her expression switched to an excited state, "Master Yu's hair is so handsome!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

The sedan chair is ready outside the door.

Lin Ziyi sent Yuhuatian to the gate, pulled out a handkerchief from somewhere, waved it, and shouted: "Remember to bring the big chicken drumsticks, a special product of the palace, when you come back."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian sat in the sedan chair, thought for a while, and opened the curtain and whispered to the person next to him: "Go to the market at noon and buy a roast chicken to send back."

Hearing the man's answer, he wanted to put down the curtain, but he heard the man continue to say: "Eunuch Yu treats Ziyi quite well."

Yu Huatian looked at it with fixed eyebrows, and saw that the young man who was supposed to be by the sedan chair now looked like Old Man Xin.

Old man Xin smiled slightly, "The little old man came here uninvited, please forgive me, Eunuch Yu."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to this place, Yuhuatian asked in a low voice, "What are you doing here?"

Old man Xin raised two fingers, "One is for Shisanniang, the little girl caused some trouble with your identity, so naturally I should take care of it."

Yu Huatian shook his head and said, "But Lin Ziyi said that she didn't invite you."

Old Man Xin smiled wryly and said: "Since she is determined to draw a line with me, she will not look for me. I heard about it and found it myself. Although she has drawn a line with me, I feel guilty for her. If I can't make up, I feel so depressed in my heart. I came here this time for the second thing."

Yuhuatian remained calm and asked, "What?"

Old man Xin said slowly: "The magic weapon is indeed in Jinhua. You should have seen the imitation, it is a bronze mirror."