[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi encountered some troubles on her return trip.

It has been decided to go to Yuhuatian.

Lin Ziyi sat relaxed on the turning somersault cloud, looking at the dark clouds above her head and said with emotion: "Mr. Lei is really dedicated. He just returned to the Heavenly Court, and he will continue to knock on his two broken hammers."

As soon as the words were spoken, I heard rumbling thunder, as if they were very close to them.

Because the dark clouds were just above her head, although Lin Ziyi was startled at first, she didn't realize the meaning of the thunder.

When she touched the jade flute and picture scroll in her arms, she immediately froze her body, only to see that the lightning strikes at her fiercely with the stance of tearing everything apart.

Lin Ziyi subconsciously grabbed the corner of Sun Wukong's clothes, and shouted in panic, "Great Sage! Hurry up, hurry up! Speed ​​up!"

As soon as Monkey King turned his head, the thunder roared and the lightning was menacing.

Even though it was such a dangerous situation, he laughed, with excitement in his eyes, and said to Lin Ziyi, "Hurry up."

Lin Ziyi blinked, a little confused, "...Maybe you want it, Great Sage?"

The Great Sage just smiled, but Somersaulting Cloud accelerated suddenly, dodging the pressing lightning at every step with lightning speed, and even had the leisure to circle around a few times when the lightning struck.

Lin Ziyi clutched the corner of his clothes tightly, wanting to cry without tears, so she had to keep repeating, "My sage, I let you go fast, didn't I let you go so fast! This is called Biao, you know! Let's just run and play some kind of racing game!" Ah! Are you still laughing?!"

Sun Wukong felt that since he became a Buddha, the atmosphere in the heavens had been lifeless. Apart from eating fast and reciting Buddha, he was listening to Tathagata teaching him there, which was really boring.Occasionally going down to the world to catch monsters twice is not enough for him to stretch his muscles.Wanting to compete with Yang Jian, Yang Jian always said with a proud look that "people in the heavens are not allowed to fight inside" and other broken rules.

Therefore, this feeling of being so close to danger is rare and exciting.

Lin Ziyi naturally felt that this feeling was very exciting, and it was almost driving her crazy.Sun Wukong lightly replied "Anxin" and wanted to calm her anxiety, but the more he caressed her, the more anxious she became.

But at the end, she suddenly thought about it, hugged Sun Wukong's waist with both hands, and shouted loudly: "If you die, you will die, what do you love!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Your accent..."

Lin Ziyi asked fiercely, "What?!"

Sun Wukong thought about his words, "Well, be tough."

It should be very tiring for Lei Gong to locate and chase her.

The deafening thunder sounded like a very dense drumbeat at the beginning, now it now occasionally rang twice perfunctorily in response to the situation, and finally disappeared completely.

When Lin Ziyi arrived near Yufu, she looked very embarrassed.Her long hair was thrown back, as if it could freeze in the air.Although she escaped amidst the rumbling thunder, her whole mind was numb from the shocking sound.Even after arriving at the destination, he was still sitting on the somersaulting cloud with his eyes blanked in a daze.

Sun Wukong nimbly jumped down from the somersault cloud, and when he turned his head to ask how she was doing, he saw her like this.Immediately clutching his stomach, squatting on the ground and laughing loudly.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi stroked her hair and said angrily, "It's not fair! Why do you stay in place obediently without being deformed by the wind with so much hair?!"

Sun Wukong shrugged and replied lightly: "I have short hair."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

It was already dark when they reached Kyoto.The crescent moon was half hidden in the clouds, emitting a hazy light.

The somersault cloud fell in a remote and quiet alley, and a stone wall separated this place from the noise of the street.So no one noticed what happened here.

And going out from this alley, not far away, is the gate of Yu Mansion.

While arranging her hair with her hands, Lin Ziyi complained: "Is that unreliable Jade Emperor able to do it? Can't you tell Lei Gong that I just got the mission and go back, so I don't want to chop at this time? That Lei Gong Stupid, hacking blindly like trying to save your life. What's wrong? Can I be promoted if I hack?"

Although Sun Wukong was used to her accent, he still wanted to laugh for no reason at this time.

Lin Ziyi glared at him, then unceremoniously plucked a few monkey hairs from his arm.Seeing his "Ouch" in pain, she calmly raised the monkey hair in front of him, "Make me a comb."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King was helpless, "Just tell me no, why do you want to pluck my hair?"

Lin Ziyi pretended not to understand, and said strangely: "When you taught me to turn into a fly, didn't you tell me that you can only change things by pulling hair?"

Sun Wukong recalled his joke at that time and suddenly felt that it was wrong. After thinking for a while, he said: "Then next time you tell me, I will pull it out myself."

Lin Ziyi asked suspiciously, "What? Does it stop hurting if you pull it out yourself?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, "It hurts. But I am mentally prepared."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Then you didn't ask for money, I thought you were not afraid of pain."

Sun Wukong thought for a while and denied it: "Pain is naturally not to be afraid of. But not being afraid of pain does not mean that there will be no pain."

Lin Ziyi froze for a moment, then gave him a thumbs up and said, "Your sentence just now is very literary. I give you ten points."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King looked at the entrance of the alley and said to Lin Ziyi: "Then I will send you here. Be careful."

Lin Ziyi frowned and said with a smile: "Of course I will be careful, I am still waiting to eat the most delicious peach in the world."

The stars hidden by the appearance of the moon seemed to be hidden in his eyes.

He was slightly relieved, and said softly: "It's okay. You wake up after 500 years."

It was still the little white mink from before.

Lin Ziyi watched Sun Wukong step on somersault cloud and disappear from the night sky.Although Lin Ziyi knew he couldn't see him, she kept waving her hands until he couldn't see him.

After tidying up the folds of her sleeves, she put the conjured comb in her arms, and went out from the alley to Yuhuatian's mansion.

There are two bright red lanterns hanging in front of the gate of Yufu. In the dark night, there is a flickering red light, which looks a bit permeating from a distance.

Lin Ziyi always felt that in her memory, there was no such red lantern in front of the gate of Yufu.

But when she thought about it carefully, no matter it was day or night, she seldom went through the gate when she traveled, most of which were jumping over walls and roofs.

...Thinking about it this way, she felt that her behavior seemed a bit bad.

The gate of Yu Mansion was closed tightly, and there was no one guarding the gate.

Lin Ziyi guessed the time, guessing that Yuhuatian should have entered the palace today and has not come back from the palace yet.

She stood in front of the door and hesitated for a while, not knowing whether to knock on the door or not.

After all, before we parted, she still had the look of "I have time to play with you", but at night she ran to beg for shelter, feeling really frustrated.

However, she wants to find the magic weapon.Yuhuatian is not indispensable to her, but if he is willing to help, the whole process will be much easier for her.

According to what the Jade Emperor said, it was because her cultivation base that was split by the thunder calamity got into the magic weapon and merged with it.Therefore, when she touched the magic weapon, it was equivalent to conveying this kind of signal to the heavens - "I've touched it, I've touched it, come and attack me!"

However, the role of Yuhuatian is equivalent to being able to be by her side, blocking the transmission of this kind of information to the heavens.That is to say, no matter how many magic weapons she collects, the heavens will not notice it.

Although Lin Ziyi didn't know why Yuhuatian had such an effect, this matter still provided her with great convenience.After all, she wanted to collect other magical weapons before finding Fengweiqin.If the Jade Emperor found out about her intentions, maybe he would send someone down to make trouble, forcing her to go to Prince Changqin first.

But after all, Yuhuatian is a person who is determined to fight for his own power and status in the palace, so it is unlikely that he will agree to help her.

If he disagrees, she will naturally not force it.

Lin Ziyi felt that since she wanted to live in Yufu for a long time, it was better to abide by human rules.Jumping over the wall and jumping over the roof of the house is easy to be disgusted by Yu Huatian.

So, she held the bracelet and slapped the door.

After waiting for a while, the door creaked open a small crack.The young man poked his head out, was taken aback for a moment, and asked politely, "My lady, what's the matter with you?"

This young man is somewhat familiar, and he has met Lin Ziyi a few times back and forth, so he is kinder and easier to talk to.

Lin Ziyi was wondering why he couldn't recognize her, when she suddenly remembered the spell cast by old man Xin.

Now that old man Xin is away, the matter has been resolved, so no one will remember Master Lin and his three adopted daughters.

Lin Ziyi thought for a while and said, "I want to see Hua...your adults."

The young man smiled and replied: "My lord has not come back from the palace yet, the young lady should come early tomorrow."

Lin Ziyi looked as if she would not give up until Yu Huatian, "I have a relationship with your lord, he will definitely meet me, I can wait. But it's cold outside, can I go in and wait?"

The boy frowned in embarrassment, thought for a moment, and said, "I'll go to the manager of the same mansion to ask for instructions. Miss, wait a moment."

The door was closed in front of Lin Ziyi, and with her ears pressed against it, she heard muffled conversations coming from inside.

She leaned on the doorpost boredly, twirling the picture scroll in her hand.Turning around, she suddenly felt that this movement was a bit like Xu Benhuai, so she stopped immediately and held the scroll in her hand.

The door opened again, and Ma Jinliang came out with a steel knife pinned to his waist.He glanced at her blankly, and asked, "You want to see my lord?"

Lin Ziyi has a good impression of Ma Jinliang, who is honest and honest when he is familiar with him.Hearing his question, she wasn't surprised that he didn't recognize her, she just nodded and said, "En. Can I go in?"

Ma Jinliang frowned, "What do you want to see my lord?"

Lin Ziyi was speechless for a moment.

If it's a lodging, no one will be allowed to enter without a status.

If it was asking for help, Ma Jinliang would probably drive her away.

She thought for a while, raised the picture scroll in her hand, opened her eyes and said nonsense but said enthusiastically: "Does your lord love painting? The authentic paintings of Tao Yuanming in the Eastern Jin Dynasty are hard to find. Now your lord is lucky to meet me. In order to express My respect to him is 100 taels of silver, and I will personally hand over this painting to him!"

Ma Jinliang gave her a cold look, "Isn't Tao Yuanming a poet?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi twitched the corners of her mouth, and quickly remedied: "It is because he is famous for writing poems, and few of his paintings have been handed down to this day, so they are more valuable!"

Ma Jinliang stepped back into the gate and closed the door with a "slap".

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "I don't understand art!"

Lin Ziyi sat on the steps in bewilderment, muttering, "Why is this trick that Yan Chixia taught me so useless?"

She thought about it and felt that she couldn't be discouraged.

So she stood up and knocked on the door again.

This time the door opened quickly.It was not the boy who opened the door, but Ma Jinliang who just closed the door mercilessly.

Seeing her again, Ma Jinliang frowned and asked, "What are you going to do again?"

Lin Ziyi said straightforwardly: "I am his sister, I am here, and I want to see him."

Ma Jinliang sneered and asked, "Oh? Then what's your name?"

Lin Ziyi: "Hugo Fruit!"

Ma Jinliang glanced at her speechlessly, held the handle of the knife, and warned: "Don't make trouble for no reason, or I won't be polite."

Seeing the door close again in front of her, Lin Ziyi couldn't help but wondered: "Is Yan Chixia reliable? Is there the only way to get through the rivers and lakes as promised? It's close, and even relatives are used. How can one be useful?" None of them?"

She remembered that every time Yan Chixia exorcised ghosts, she would run to the door of someone's house, and if the first trick didn't work, she would use the second trick. In the end, she was always invited in respectfully.

How come she has been scorned all the time!

In fact, Lin Ziyi didn't have to go in, after all, Yuhuatian hadn't come back yet, so it was the same for her waiting outside.However, repeated setbacks ignited her fighting spirit in a useless place.

Lin Ziyi was not reconciled, and continued to knock on the door, as if she was determined to knock to the end.

After taking pictures for a long time, someone finally came to open the door.

The man's voice sounded quite familiar, and he complained as he opened the door: "Who? Take endless pictures."

The door opened slowly, the man raised his head, and the two looked at each other, both stunned.

Lin Ziyi was surprised: "Duckweed?! Aren't you in the palace? Why are you here?"

Duckweed blinked her eyes with surprise, "Miss Lin, you're back! Why are you still staying outside? Come in with me. Everyone in this mansion said they didn't know you, so I thought something happened to you."

Lin Ziyi was dragged into it by her, and was thinking about what was going on, when she saw Ma Jinliang standing opposite, looking at them coldly.Holding the scabbard in his arms, he pulled the handle upwards, revealing half of the blade shining with a cold light.

He said coldly: "Who allowed you to let her in."

Luping looked puzzled, "But she is Miss Lin, why can't she enter?"

Lin Ziyi didn't know why duckweed still remembered her.Although she wanted to come in, duckweed was a little bit dazed girl after all, it would be bad if she had a conflict with Ma Jinliang because of this.

So Lin Ziyi held her back, just shook her head and said, "I'd better wait outside."

I don't know what this sentence made duckweed brain make up. She looked at Ma Jinliang as if she was watching "a powerful concubine is bullying the wife", and said disdainfully: "Pretend to look."

Lin Ziyi: "The whole scene."

Duckweed: "Not cute at all."

Lin Ziyi: "Exactly."

Duckweed: "Miss Lin, I will wait outside the door with you!"

Lin Ziyi: "Let's go!"

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Ma Jinliang watched the two of them walking out the door hand in hand, singing in harmony, and couldn't help but feel a familiar headache.

He always felt that he had seen the girl Lin in Duckweed's mouth, but after thinking about it, he couldn't remember it.

Luping was obviously very excited to see her, holding her cheeks with both hands, and said with a satisfied face: "Master Yu is so handsome!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Seeing the complicated expression on Lin Ziyi's face, Luping quickly said, "I just admire the face, don't like people, don't worry. I still support you two!"

Lin Ziyi was silent for a while, "Why did you appear in Yufu? Didn't you work in the palace?"

"Oh, don't mention it." Duckweed dejectedly said, "I was careful enough to live in the palace, but I still saw something that I shouldn't have seen, and was almost killed. Fortunately, Mr. Yu drew his sword to help when he saw the injustice. I don't know yet. What method did you use to get me out of the palace. I asked Mr. Yu why you were not in the Yufu, and he said you were off to work. But why did you mention you to the people in the mansion, and they all pretended not to know? "

Lin Ziyi thought for a while and felt that this word should have nothing to do with Yuhuatian himself.

Yuhuatian only came back today, and he didn't have time to save others, so the person who did this was probably Yuhuatian's Thirteen Niangs pretending to be.Although this matter was done quite rightly, Lin Ziyi had a faint feeling that Thirteen Niang's lively temperament probably did other unsafe things in the palace.

And duckweed still remembers her, so it should be Thirteen Niang who did it.Probably Thirteen Niang saw that Duckweed knew Lin Ziyi, she didn't know what to think, so she withdrew the spell from Duckweed.

Thinking of this, Lin Ziyi felt a little headache.

Lin Ziyi just wanted to ask duckweed what else Sanniang had done, so that she would be mentally prepared to face Yuhuatian.

However, she heard a sudden commotion in the mansion.

The gate was slammed open, and the guards in the mansion ran out in unison, divided into two sides facing each other.

Ma Jinliang came out, stood in the middle, looked around twice, and nodded with satisfaction.Then he asked the boy next to him, "Is the handkerchief ready? Is it washed? Very good."

Ma Jinliang saw Lin Ziyi and Duck Ping sitting on the steps, and said warningly: "Your Excellency will come back later, you two be honest, don't make any trouble."

Lin Ziyi wondered, "What are you doing?"

Luping looked towards the entrance of the street, and replied casually: "Your Excellency is coming back. The mansion is ready to welcome you."

Lin Ziyi looked at this posture, "...This is a cult."

The team headed by Ma Jinliang waited for Yuhuatian's sedan chair to appear at the entrance of the street with a serious face.

Lin Ziyi usually spends her time outside and doesn't spend much time in Yu Mansion, so she never knew there was such a thing, so she was curious and waited along with her.

The sharp corner of the new moon emerged from the cover of the dark clouds, and Yuhuatian's sedan chair slowly appeared in the dark night.

When the sedan chair landed firmly in front of the gate, Yu Huatian just lifted the curtain of the sedan chair with his hand, and Ma Jinliang rushed over with a handkerchief in his hand.Although there are not many words, there is a strong sense of caring.

Duckweed shook her head with a "tsk tsk tsk tsk", "I thought I was caring enough for Mr. Yu's face, but after I arrived, I realized that my little attention was not enough."

She took Lin Ziyi's hand and raised her head, "Let's go. I'll go too."

Lin Ziyi: "...I think you offered me over, it's more like flattering to a horse's hoof."

Duckweed: "...be more confident in yourself."

No matter what Lin Ziyi said in frustration, Duckweed still pulled her closer and said loudly to Yuhuatian's back as he entered the door: "My lord, Miss Lin is back!"

Yu Huatian paused, then slowly turned around, his eyes fell on Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi raised her left hand and said hello with some embarrassment.

She was thinking about making an opening remark when she heard Yuhuatian ask her indifferently, "Who are you?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...What?!"