[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi hurried out of Lu Pan's small building, looking anxious.

Lu Pan followed slowly behind, with seemingly leisurely steps, but he was always able to maintain a distance of two steps behind Lin Ziyi.He yawned and said sarcastic words, "He also said he didn't care about that mortal, two feet can walk faster than four paws."

"You should take care of yourself. Changing hearts for mortals is against the rules of the underworld. If you are found out, no one can protect you."

Lin Ziyi replied angrily, and wanted to stare at him, but her eyes fell not far away.Her steps faltered, and she was a little stunned.

"It's not just that you know that I know that Zhu Erdan knows. If you don't tell, and Zhu Erdan and I won't tell, then who else would know." Lu Pan stroked his beard and replied, seeing her stop in place, ignoring himself Following her line of sight in doubt, she couldn't help but understand, "You still haven't given up after more than 500 years."

What Lin Ziyi stared at was a gold and bronze tripod.The body of the tripod is engraved with Sanskrit characters, rendered with cinnabar, which is particularly prominent.

It stands on a suspended stone slab, surrounded by purple smoke and shadowy.

Rumor has it that this tripod was forged by a god above the heavens, and somehow it was dropped from the sky to the human world, and it caused a storm.Then the tripod was taken back by the Heavenly Court.

Because this tripod has the effect of cultivating the soul and strengthening the soul, the Emperor of Heaven waved his hand and handed it over to the underworld for safekeeping.

And Lin Ziyi broke into the underworld back then, partly because of this tripod.

Lu Juan said lightly: "There are so many living souls sealed in those magical weapons. The soul of that person is mixed in, and I am afraid that it has already merged with other souls. Even with this gold and copper tripod, it is impossible to get out of seven souls. Identify that person's soul from the magic weapon and let him reincarnate."

"I know." Lin Ziyi whispered, "But what if?"

"The mentality of a gambler." Lu Juan shook his head, "Not advisable, not advisable."

Lin Ziyi: "... You, the biggest gambler, have no right to speak out against me."

When Lin Ziyi arrived at the gate, the ghost guard was standing by and waiting to close the gate.

With the excuse of "I still have to think about whether the heart I chose is suitable for Zhu Erdan", Lu Pan flicked his sleeves after seeing her off for a while, and floated back into the magnificent small building by himself.

Niu Tau Ma's face has always been relatively cold, seeing Lin Ziyi leaving, he did not say hello, rolled her eyes a few times, and continued patrolling with a steel fork.

And the one who reacted the most to Lin Ziyi's departure was the haunting ghost.

First he gave her a mournful look, took off the hat with ghost characters written on it, and twisted it lightly with both hands, just like twisting water to wring out hot magma.

Lin Ziyi silently watched what he wanted to do.

The ghost guard put the wrung hat back on his head, and muttered like a grieving woman, "I have to go to the magma pool for a swim as soon as I come here, which makes me hot. I have been avoiding that area for more than 500 years, okay?" , you just threw me in."

Lin Ziyi: "...the way you speak still has a bit of Tianjin flavor."

"I don't care!" The ghost messenger looked excited, "I see a gate where ghosts don't pass through, and what's wrong with the accent!"

Lin Ziyi imitated his accent, "Yes, please. What you said makes sense."

"What you said is not authentic at all." The ghost guard gave a disgusted voice, "Let's go quickly. The door is going to be closed. Don't come back after you go out. It's not a good place. Come here just like visiting."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi walked out of the gate, and before dawn, she heard the crowing of a rooster.The ghost gate quietly closed, and amidst the crowing of the cock, the figure disappeared and gradually disappeared.

I don't know how many days have passed in the world, she has no concept of time.

She roughly calculated the time based on the crowing of the cock.

It is estimated that there is still an hour before the vendors will gather here one after another to start a new morning market.

Ever since Lin Ziyi figured out that Xu Benhuai's purpose was the magic weapons in her hands, and those magic weapons were handed over to Yuhuatian for safekeeping before she left, she had a bad feeling in her heart.

Although she had heard that Yuhuatian was very powerful in martial arts, the skill of picking leaves as a hidden weapon last time made her understand that Yuhuatian was quite powerful.But no matter how high the martial arts are, it can't stand up to those with spells.

It is estimated that if he casually took out a magic weapon to deal with Yuhuatian, he would be stunned.

"The old man is here, isn't the little white sable not going to reminisce about the old days? But after more than 600 years of separation, it really makes me sad to be so unfamiliar."

Lin Ziyi was about to cast a spell and return to the capital, but was pinned there by this slightly familiar voice.

She frowned subconsciously and looked up at the source of the sound.I saw Xu Benhuai wearing a loose Taoist robe, holding a fly whisk in one hand, and twirling a picture scroll in the other hand.

He sat on the steps in front of the pharmacy, and seeing her frowning in displeasure, he couldn't help laughing, "I've been here to see you in distress for a long time, but I didn't see me, so I couldn't help calling you. For more than 600 years, you Nothing has changed anywhere.”

Lin Ziyi gave a "tsk" and said bluntly: "You have become more sloppy, and you have become more Teller."

Xu Benhuai smiled nonchalantly, with the whisk hanging on his arm, and propping his chin with one hand, "That means I was handsome and clean in Xiao Bai Diao's heart? This flatters me, I thought I was always hideous in your heart .”

Lin Ziyi was at a loss for words, and choked out a sentence for a while, "...shameless."

Xu Benhuai stood up slowly, looked at Lin Ziyi's vigilant retreat, although there was still a smile on his lips, but his eyes were as cold as ice, "Why have you become so timid? I was seriously injured in the desert and lost When I was waiting to die in the desert, I was still heroic."

He pointed to the hideous scar on his face, "Look, I just want to forget what happened back then, but there is always this thing that reminds me all the time."

Lin Ziyi looked at it for a while, with a blank expression on her face, "Oh, my artistic talent back then was really irresistible. Just grabbing it twice is like a masterpiece by a famous master."

Hearing this obvious provocation, Xu Benhuai covered his face and laughed out loud.His laughter echoed in the empty streets, like madness, and chills in the bottom of my heart.

His hand that was spinning the scroll suddenly stopped, clenched it tightly, and threw the scroll towards Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi saw something flying into her arms, subconsciously took it, and then heard the rumbling thunder suddenly.

She was stunned for a moment, instinctively threw the thing away, and hid aside.

Lightning struck her feet, she couldn't dodge it, a flame suddenly ignited at the corner of her skirt, spreading upward with an unstoppable momentum.She panicked for a moment, gathered the water mass in her hand, and wrapped it around the burned skirt.After a while, the fire weakened and disappeared in the water.

Lin Ziyi's embarrassed appearance seemed to please Xu Benhuai. With a movement of his hand, the scroll returned to his hands like a living thing.

With a low smile, he said softly, "Do you like this meeting ceremony?"

Lin Ziyi ignored him, and looked at the blackened skirt with a sad face, thinking that if Brother Huatian saw it, he would blame her for being sloppy again.

Xu Benhuai looked at the sky, and said lightly: "A thunderbolt made you frightened like this. When 81 thunderbolts struck you, I didn't have the chance to see how you cried and endured pain. It's a pity. ah."