[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

There is still some time before the gate of hell opens.

Lin Ziyi sat on the ponytail provided by Xiao Erge at the wonton stall, gnawing on candied haws while waiting leisurely.

It is not easy for a mortal to mix into the underworld with a living soul.

He needs to drink the soul-inducing soup and follow the guidance of the connection world and the ghost world to pass the gate of ghosts.And after entering the gate of ghosts, you need to be careful in everything. If you are accidentally discovered by ghost messengers, you will never go back to the ground.

But it was obviously much easier for Lin Ziyi to enter the underworld.It's not because of her status as a demon, but because she ran through the underworld in a hurry last time, it would be boring to hide and hide this time.

As soon as the beater's voice fell, a red door with strange patterns rose up on the flat ground not far away amidst the smoke.

The ghost officer in charge of opening the door straightened his hat, pushed open the door as usual, and was about to yell at the other ghost officers to go out to work, when he saw Lin Ziyi sitting on the pony, holding a stick in her mouth, her eyes shining brightly. look at him.

"Hey!" The ghost guard backed away in fright, stumbled over the threshold and fell to the ground with lingering fear.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi held a stick of candied haws in her mouth and said vaguely, "You don't remember me?"

"Don't get close to me. I don't like this." Even though the ghost messenger said this, he still took a few steps closer and recognized it seriously, "It's strange."

Lin Ziyi reminded, "More than 500 years ago, the white sable, Lin Ziyi."

"500 years ago? White sable? Lin Ziyi?" The ghost messenger repeated slowly with his complicated accent of Shandong mixed with Henan, as if he was trying to think hard.

Lin Ziyi was not in a hurry, she packed up the ponytail and put it back at the wonton stand beside her.

Unexpectedly, before I had time to ask the ghost officer if he thought of her, I heard the ghost officer rushing into the ghost gate crying and howling, "Hurry up and hide! Lin Ziyi is coming to beat us up with a burr!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi felt that the decoration of the underworld hadn't changed for hundreds of years, which made it easy for her to tell where the ghost was hiding.

She walked slowly behind the ghost guard who was standing upright and trying to blend into the background, and said with a smile, "Take me to the judge, will you hit me or not?"

The ghost's heart was ashamed, squatting on the ground covering his face and crying, and replied in grief and indignation: "Zhong!"

In fact, it's not his fault that he was so afraid of her, Lin Ziyi herself felt that she was a little too reckless when she was young and frivolous.

The ghost messenger walked in front, wiping tears with his sleeves, and said with a sob: "Ye hasn't been to the underworld for 500 years, so I'll introduce you to you on the way."

Lin Ziyi looked at him suspiciously, but couldn't think of any flaws, so she nodded, "Then let me introduce you."

The ghost guard sniffed, and pointed to the tumbling magma under the suspended platform, "This is where Yee pushed me down. Yee still thinks I'm blocking the way. He's very cruel to me."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

The ghost messenger took two quick steps, and patted the long stele with the words "Naihe Bridge", "This is the place where you need to stab me and throw me away. Almost threw me into the well of reincarnation."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

The ghost messenger passed by Sanshengshi and complained tearfully, "This is the place where Ye beat me for the last time. Yee said my two accents mixed together are too annoying, but Ye himself still speaks with a Northeast accent."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi couldn't bear to cover her face in shame, "I was wrong, I don't need you to lead the way, you should go quickly."

The ghost guard covered his mouth and took two steps back, in disbelief, "You're starting to find me annoying, and want to drive me away!"

Lin Ziyi broke down a bit, "You don't like to lead me the way, let you go but don't want to go, what do you want me to do?"

Guicha squirmed, "I just want Nye to apologize to me."

Lin Ziyi replied immediately: "I'm sorry. It was all my fault back then."

Ghost messenger: "Perfunctory! You don't mind at all!"

Lin Ziyi took a deep breath and put on a smiling expression, "I'm sorry, Brother Guicha, I was young and ignorant at the time."

The ghost guard frowned, "Hey! It's not serious when you look at it with a smile. It's not serious at all."

Lin Ziyi: "...If you don't get out, I'll beat you up."

The ghost guard squatted on the ground and cried again, "You're going to hit me again."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Where did this ghost come to be so difficult? !Brother Huatian, come and save her!

Niutou and Mamian held steel forks and were patrolling the underworld. From a distance, they saw two figures crouching and crying near the Sansheng Stone.

Ma Mian stepped forward and poked the ghost guard's back with the bottom of the steel fork, "Why are you crying here? Didn't you just say that Lin Ziyi is here again? Where is she?"

Lin Ziyi cried while covering her face with one hand, and raised her other hand to signal, "Here it is."

Ma Mian: "..."

Ma Mian: "...why are you crying again?"

Lin Ziyi choked up, "He is too difficult, you get him away."

Niutou walked over without saying a word, and directly used the steel fork to pick up the ghost guard's collar, and shook it vigorously.The ghost guard fell into the magma with a "plop" and swam to the shore with a dog planer, looking at Lin Ziyi with a very sad expression.

Lin Ziyi forced herself to turn a blind eye, patted the dust off her body, stood up and greeted the bull-headed horse, "Long time no see. You are much more handsome than before."

Ma Mian frowned, and asked in a cold voice, "Why do you dare to come if you don't stay in Changbai Mountain?"

Lin Ziyi blinked, "You didn't put up a sign saying 'Lin Ziyi and Changbai Mountain flowers are not allowed here', why didn't I dare to come? I have something to ask the judge."

Niutou put the steel fork across his chest, and said impatiently, "Go quickly. Be careful, my steel fork is ruthless."

Lin Ziyi: "...be careful that I hand you over to the state."

If it were in the past, Lin Ziyi still had the confidence to single out the bull head and the horse face, and go to chat with the judge all the way.

But now it's different.

The 500 years of deep sleep not only washed away the hostility from her body, but also dissipated most of her cultivation base, and it was already reluctant to confront the bull-headed horse face to face.Moreover, this time she wanted to negotiate with the judge in a friendly manner. If she did something, she would be regarded as an intruder, and she would not be as lucky as last time.

Niutou and Mamian stood upright at the intersection and did not intend to let her go.

When Lin Ziyi was thinking about how to outsmart the idea of ​​taking down the bull's head and the horse's face, she heard someone laughing loudly: "I heard that the little white sable is here, why haven't you let her in for so long?"

Lin Ziyi raised her eyes, and saw Lu Pan, who had a green face and red beard and a ferocious appearance, twirling his beard and looking at her with raised eyebrows, "Little white sable, it's been a long time, but it's safe to come here."

Lin Ziyi is actually quite strange. After all, her trip to the underworld happened more than 500 years ago. Except for the ghost messenger before, no one remembers her.

Lin Ziyi asked, "Pan Lu, do you still remember me?"

Lu Juan nodded and said with a smile: "The only one who dared to venture into the underworld and has not been punished by the ghost, except for the monkey grandson who has become a Buddha now, is you, the little white sable. I know why you came, follow me. "

Niutauma looked at each other, and reluctantly put down the steel fork.

Lin Ziyi followed behind Judge Lu, quietly turned her head to make faces at them, and muttered softly, "Hand over you all to the state."

Niutou: "...she is crazy."

Ma Mian: "...want to beat her up."

Lin Ziyi looked around, "Why do you feel that your underworld has become more depressed? Are you going to close down?"

"Nonsense. If you let your superiors hear this, be careful to charge you with the crime of telling tales and throw you into tongue-pulling hell." Lu Juan straightened his body and led the way, "However, I did encounter some troubles recently."

The time flow in the ghost world is slower than that in the human world. What Lu Juan said was recent, it must have been a few years in the human world.

Lin Ziyi covered her mouth aggrievedly, and complained: "Why do you and brother Huatian have to pull out people's tongues?"

"Brother Huatian?" Lu Pan stroked his beard and thought for a moment, "Ah, the mortal who was close to you in the palace?"

"Yes, yes." Lin Ziyi subconsciously nodded and admitted, and suddenly realized something was wrong, Fox asked: "How do you know about the affairs in the palace? You also know why I came to the underworld?"

She glanced at Lu Pan strangely, "If you pay so much attention to my movements, you probably sent ghost messengers to follow me, right?"

"Send ghost messengers to follow you, why don't you stay and play with me." Lu Juan glanced at her angrily, "They went to the palace to lock up those lonely ghosts, and they happened to see you, so they ran back crying and followed you." I said you are awake, and no ghost messenger is willing to go to the palace until now."

Lin Ziyi was a little embarrassed, "Then how do you know why I came to the underworld?"

"The number of ghosts in the palace has decreased a lot, and there are foxes haunting again. I thought it was the ghosts, so I asked those ghosts to keep an eye on them. Then you appeared in the palace, and the ghosts refused to go, so I sent black and white Wuchang to the ground. They happened to hear what you and that mortal were saying." After finishing speaking, Lu Pan let out a dissatisfied "tsk", "The underworld still has to snatch something from a broken Taoist."

Lin Ziyi: "...Don't you think we should explain why you sent Black and White Wuchang to watch me?"

Lu Juan rascally said, "I can't hear you."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lu Juan led her across the stone bridge, turned a corner, and came to a rather impressive small building.

Pushing open the door, the soul-calling bell hanging on the eaves rang out.The voice was so weird that Lin Ziyi couldn't help frowning, and raised her hands to cover her ears.

She looked around, and her eyes couldn't help falling on the still beating heart on the desk.

Lin Ziyi was horrified, "My god, you secretly eat human organs behind closed doors?! No, you let me discover such a big secret, are you going to silence me?!"

Lu Juan: "...What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lu Pan stepped forward, put the heart into a square box, carefully wrapped it with blue cloth, and explained: "I recently made friends with a mortal, his name is Zhu Erdan. Although he is bold and unrestrained, he has no understanding of the heart, and is really stupid. Then I……"

Lin Ziyi subconsciously continued: "Then you fell in love with the stupid him?"

Judge Lu: "..."

Lu Juan: "...I should have thrown you from the first level of hell all the way to the No.18 level."

Lin Ziyi was not very interested in Lu Pan's story, she listened perfunctorily, and probably understood what he wanted to do.

Lu Pan made a bet with a colleague on whether the gambler would turn bad if he was smart.It just so happened that Zhu Erdan's heartless student was also betting with a student from the same academy, betting whether he would dare to go to the Temple of Ten Temples to recite the statues of gods.

Zhu Erdan was very reckless, and directly carried Lu Pan's statue out of the ten temples. He was so stupid and stupid, so he was targeted by Lu Pan.

Lu Pan wants to change Zhu Erdan's heart and make him smarter.

Lin Ziyi felt that Lu Pan didn't do anything serious and wasted all his energy on it, so he was in a hurry.

Lu Pan sat on the wooden chair, stretched out his left hand, and out of thin air, something like an account book appeared.

He threw the book of life and death on the table, nodding his chin, "The purpose of your coming."

Lin Ziyi didn't rush forward, but stood where she was, and asked suspiciously: "It's so easy for me to see?"

"Of course it's not that easy." Lu Pan put his hand on the book of life and death, "Always follow the rules."

Lin Ziyi breathed a sigh of relief, and put the food box on the table, "It's not a loss to exchange the ghosts I heroically rescued from the alchemy furnace for a page of Xu Benhuai's."

"If it's Judge Cui's side, I don't feel bad about exchanging one thing for another." Lu Judge said slowly, "But these ghosts are not attractive to me."

Lin Ziyi frowned tightly, "Then what do you want to do?"

"Simple." Lu Pan pushed the book of life and death aside, and slowly smiled, "Bet again. Just like 500 years ago. If I lose, I can also tell you by the way, the one who made friends with you The fate of mortals."