[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi wore a goose yellow long dress today, which was a bit more pretty than the cool blue one.She seemed to think it was too troublesome to wear her hair in a bun, and her waterfall-like black hair was just tied up with a wooden hairpin casually, making it look loose and unkempt.

Yu Huatian couldn't understand her lazy appearance, so he asked the little maid to fetch some flower hairpins from Lin Ziyi's room, and asked her to sit on the stone chair.Her slender fingers held her long hair, and the other hand picked up the flower hairpin, and after a while, she made a small bun for her.

Lin Ziyi didn't appreciate it, with a bitter face, she reached out to pull out the hairpin, "It's uncomfortable to wear too many hairpins, it's so heavy."

Yu Huatian patted her restless hand away, and said slowly, "Forbearance."

"Yes yes yes. I will listen to whatever my elder brother says." Lin Ziyi rubbed her hands that hurt from being slapped by Yuhuatian, and did not touch her new hairstyle, but muttered reluctantly, "I am a thousand-year-old white sable Why do you listen to a mortal like that?"

Yu Huatian took out a sachet from his cuff and casually threw it into her hand.

Lin Ziyi flipped through it curiously, and saw a few clusters of chrysanthemums delicately embroidered with gold thread on it, and a faint scent of chrysanthemums lingered in the sachet.

Yu Huatian was about to speak, but Lin Ziyi stared at him with wide eyes, and said blah, "I can't accept this! It's wrong for you to do this!"

"En?" Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows, wondering if he had discovered what he planned to ask her to do, but considering Lin Ziyi's usual strange brain circuit, he still asked patiently, "What's wrong?"

Lin Ziyi is serious, "Although it is very popular to fall in love with people and demons, I just woke up and I am still relatively old-fashioned, and I can't accept this trend. Interracial love will not be fruitful. I only like fur. , although your hair looks very nice, but considering that you are more fierce to me, I will not accept this token of love."

He knew that Lin Ziyi's thoughts would never be on the same level as normal people.

Yu Huatian was not surprised at all, and he didn't feel overwhelmed when he heard this, he just threatened leisurely: "Lin Ziyi, if you talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart."

"Si Niang said that the sachet was originally a token of love." Lin Ziyi blinked, and made an excuse aggrieved, covered her mouth, and nodded.

The reason why Lin Ziyi was brought into the palace yesterday was because of Concubine Wan Gui's will.But when Lin Ziyi entered the palace today, she couldn't be led by Yuhuatian through the palace gate carelessly like yesterday.

But fortunately, Lin Ziyi is a monster, so the matter of sneaking into the palace will not trouble her.

Lin Ziyi was holding the sachet in the posture of a big white sable at the moment, sitting on the sedan chair with Yuhuatian, lying on his lap, looking cute and harmless.

Yu Huatian recognized her as the white ferret he met in the alley the night before yesterday. At first, he thought it was some rich family who kept white ferrets as pets out of nowhere, but unexpectedly she ran out of his house.

The white sable's fur looked very smooth, and the whole body was pure white without any variegation, so he couldn't help but reach out and touch it.

The white sable's ears moved, its small head turned to his side, its red eyes stared at him for a moment, seeming a bit puzzled.Immediately after realizing something, two small front paws hurriedly grabbed the sachet, and said triumphantly, "I'm quite popular in the human world and the demon world."

Lin Ziyi, who was in the state of white sable, spoke in a much lower voice than usual, plus she deliberately controlled the volume so that the bearers outside could not hear her, so the voice sounded more like muttering to herself.

"Oh? You?" Yu Huatian asked with a mocking smile, "Which point?"

"My fur is beautiful." The white mink shook his head, one paw was holding the sachet, and the other paw was stretched out to touch the sedan chair pole. My mother-in-law is still busy and always comes to push me, so I must look better than now."

When Yu Huatian heard this, he looked at it carefully, and rarely agreed: "It's good to peel off the skin and dry it."

Lin Ziyi: "...Can't you praise me normally?"

Lin Ziyi turned into a prototype in the room, and jumped in through the window of the sedan chair several times, so the bearer just suddenly felt a little heavier, but didn't know that besides Yuhuatian, there was also a big white ermine inside.

So, when the bearers heard what Yu Huatian said, they couldn't help but exchanged glances with the people next to them.

It's over, the adults said to themselves, it's so bloody, it's terrible.

What Yuhuatian asked Lin Ziyi to do was very simple, that is, to sneak into the Dan Pavilion sealed by the emperor to Xu Benhuai to have a look, and then throw the sachet there.

Lin Ziyi held the string of the sachet in her mouth, and asked vaguely, "Why?"

"It's good for you, but it's just a matter of solving the matter for me." Yu Huatian gently stroked her hair, and said in a cold tone, "Didn't Xu Benhuai leave the palace? Then I will make him never come back." .”

Xu Benhuai's Dange is in the southeast of the palace, unless there is an imperial order from the emperor, or Xu Benhuai personally leads someone, otherwise no one can enter without authorization.

Yuhuatian was originally puzzled by what Xu Benhuai relied on to win the trust of the emperor.

Xu Benhuai has behaved perversely in the palace for many years, and has also made the emperor unable to come to power many times, but the emperor has always tolerated him, and even respected him as the Taoist priest of Lingxu, and built a Taoist temple outside the palace.

But after what Lin Ziyi said yesterday, about Xu Benhuai's matter, he faintly felt that there was something wrong.

Lin Ziyi said that ordinary people generally call Taoist priests like Xu Benhuai demons, but she thinks they are more like demons.

Lin Ziyi first met Xu Benhuai during the Anshi Rebellion in the middle of Tang Dynasty.At that time, he was just a young man with a weak crown, but he was young but had profound morals, but his mind was not right.

Generally speaking, Taoist priests of his age are very rigid, carrying a small broken sword on their backs, or holding a dust-whisk charm, and dare to take down demons and demons as their mission with dignity and awe.

However, Xu Benhuai, a heretical Taoist priest, is different from them.

During the Anshi Rebellion, the war was turbulent, the people were displaced, and they were depressed and had no sustenance.

He cleverly said, formed a cult, tricked those people into taking a kind of elixir, and forced them to separate their souls from their flesh.

The souls of ordinary people are used by him to make alchemy and increase his cultivation.And those souls with extraordinary aptitude and abundant spiritual power were forcibly sealed into the artifact by him to increase the power of the artifact.

However, taking the living soul by force is against the sky after all, and the artifact has therefore become a magic weapon.

For example, the jade flute in Lin Ziyi's hand was originally enlightened by the immortal of Jiuxiaoding in order to eliminate pain and heal the body and mind, but now it has become a magic weapon that can manipulate people's hearts with the sound of the flute.

As for such magical weapons, Lin Ziyi had three in her hands, one in the Treasure Pavilion in the palace, and three more scattered around.

After the Anshi Rebellion, Lin Ziyi followed him to the desert.I thought about killing him, but for some reason my heart softened for a moment.They just beat him seriously and left him in the desert.

At that time, she just thought that even if he survived, he would be a mortal after all. *How long can a mortal womb live?

Unexpectedly, Xu Benhuai, who was supposed to die more than 600 years ago, gained longevity somehow, and appeared in the palace with the hideous scar that she had scratched on his face at that time, as if I had a big conspiracy .

The Treasure Pavilion in the East Yard must not be as simple as she saw. She knew that there would be a trap, and she knew that her godfather and the others must be hiding something from her, but she had a reason to step into it.

Lin Ziyi was hanging behind Yuhuatian, covered by the cloak, and blended into the palace very smoothly.As soon as she landed, she ran to the Dan Pavilion according to the route Yuhuatian said in the sedan chair.

Yuhuatian stood in place, staring at a mass of white snow dancing on the roof, before disappearing into a patch of red and green tiles.

In ancient times, the first emperor of Qin sent Xu Fu to take five hundred boys and girls to the sea to seek the elixir of life. Since then, the emperors of all dynasties have been keen to pursue the method of longevity, and want to continue their hegemony through the ages.

Xu Benhuai must have used some means to convince the emperor of his longevity, and also believed that he would make him immortal.

But Xu Benhuai himself can live forever, but he may not know the way to make others live longer.Even if he knew, he would definitely not follow the emperor's wishes.After all, if the emperor can live forever, there will be little value left for him to use. He has behaved perversely and withdrawn for many years, and the emperor has long been dissatisfied, so how could he keep him.

Although he has no grudges against Xu Benhuai, such an anomaly like Xu Benhuai is a hidden danger after all in the palace.Why don't he just push the boat along the way, not only return the favor of Master Lin, but also get rid of Xu Benhuai easily.

"Longevity..."

Yuhuatian laughed and sighed.

He thought that longevity was just a void, but he didn't expect it to be so close to him.This Lin Ziyi has only been here for a few days, but it easily overturns his cognition of the past twenty years.

He suddenly remembered that yesterday Lin Ziyi was counting the things she owned to him with a smile under the candlelight, such a radiant spirit was never seen in this palace.

What Lin Ziyi asked him to help was just a trivial matter in his eyes, but she was desperately trying to please him, and she was so stupid as to list the dangers one by one.Send it to your door so he can find an opportunity to take advantage of him.

"Children's mind is difficult to achieve great things."

But if Lin Ziyi became the Concubine Wan Gui, he would not want to see her, so it would be better to be as silly as she is now.