[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kanna threw away a few people who followed her and when she returned to the classroom, she was notified by the class teacher to go to the director to call her. Shenwu didn't even sit on the bench and had to get up to find the director.There's no other way, the *oss of the school is looking for her, so of course she's going.

She looked to the left and right to find someone to lead the way, but anyone who was caught by Shenwu's sight took a step back and turned her head as if she didn't see it.Although everyone didn't know what she was going to do, it didn't prevent them from hiding from Shen Wu.

But Kanna stood there and thought for a long time when he saw such a scene, and came to a conclusion—is it because she is so attractive, so they are all too shy to look at themselves! !They really have eyes hahahaha~

Kannahara thought more and more that his idea was correct, he didn't care about their reaction, and went to the director's office by himself.And it was already half an hour later when Kanna finally walked around the door of the chairman's office, Kanna knocked on the door, walked in and tilted his head to look at Morikawa who was sitting on the chair, "It's uncle, are you looking for me? "

"Cough, Tsukishima-san, please sit on the sofa first, I have something I want to ask you for help." After speaking, Morikawa lowered his head and the corners of his mouth twitched. Although he is indeed an uncle in age, he still looks very young. what! !And no wrinkles at all! !

Kanno picked his nose, didn't feel restrained at all, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and kept shaking, looking like a hooligan, almost spitting on the ground and asking for protection money from Morikawa up.

The corners of Morikawa's mouth kept twitching. Although he had never seen this student before, he had heard some rumors about it, not to mention that he had heard about the lively 'reward offering activity' a while ago.But seeing her pick her nose so openly in front of others, is it really okay? !image too!

Kanna looked at the black object on the little mother's finger with dead fish eyes, then rubbed it on the sofa with a calm face, and let out a sigh of relief, "Ah, uncle, what do you want from me?"

Morikawa kept staring at the little black spot on the sofa, trembling all over.cold, calm...

Be calm! !

Be calm... a yarn (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"What the hell are you rubbing on it, hey!!"

Kanna blinked, and looked at him with an expression that you really don't have any common sense, "Of course it's the sofa care agent! Don't you even understand this?"

"... Seiji, let go! Don't stop me!!" Kamijou saw that it was not good, and immediately grabbed the boss who was about to go crazy.

Kanna: "Well, do you think it's too little? Just wait and I'll produce some for you." After speaking, he put his little finger into his nose and picked it, and then pressed it with a 'crack' On the sofa, the hand was still rubbing against it, until Kanna picked up his hand and checked that there was nothing on it before stopping his movements.

Morikawa only felt that his nerves were broken with a 'snap', "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I didn't say it was too little!! Is there such a thing as a sofa care agent? You bastard!! That's obviously it Booger! It’s definitely booger! I saw you pick it out from your nostrils with my own eyes!!”

Kanna: "Although it looks like an ordinary booger on the outside, it actually hides its true identity!!"

Morikawa: "No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary booger! Do you still want it to be uncommon!! Do you want to make it a sperm!! Thinking about it makes it scary!"

Kanna: "Don't look at its dirty appearance, in fact, it really wants to do something!! It's like poop, don't you know that the vegetables grown from poop are more delicious!! The reason is the same !!"

"...No, after listening to your words now, I just feel that I can't look directly at the food!! You are actually deliberately embarrassing me!!"

Shen Wuyong looked at Morikawa with dead fish eyes, "Chairman, you must have thought of something bad! It's definitely not my problem! By the way, is there anything you want me to do, Chairman? I should have paid the tuition."

Morikawa: "..." The jump is too fast to keep up with the swelling! ? ?

At this time, Kamijou pushed Morikawa and whispered something in his ear.Morikawa took a deep breath, looked at Kanna and straightened his face, "Tsukishima, your athletic talent is very good..."

Before Morikawa could finish speaking, Kanna interrupted him, and stretched out his thumb to Morikawa, "Ahahahaha, I think so too, Chairman, you have a good vision, I would like to give you a thumbs up~"

A vein popped out on Morikawa's forehead, he took a deep breath and continued: "And after observing for a long time, I found that you train the sumo club members very well, and..."

Kanna interrupted Morikawa again, "Right, right! I also feel that my training is great, but it is no longer a sumo club, and now it has such a famous name as the fat burning department!! Director In fact, did you come to me because you wanted to join us? That’s right, the beer bellies of uncles can’t be hidden when they get older, and they still need training!”

Morikawa: "...to get the name properly like a laboratory, what kind of trouble is it going to be! And I don't have a beer belly!!!" After finishing speaking, he immediately covered his face, why did the topic go off track? ! !He was obviously talking about business just now, how did he get on the beer belly? Hey!

Kanna walked up to Morikawa when he was covering his face, and patted his shoulder with his hand, "Don't be shy, chairman, anyone with a beer belly will understand, it's like the hair of the teaching director, although we all know it's a wig , but none of us spoke out."

Morikawa: "So it's a wig!! No wonder his hair looks the same in summer and winter... No!! Who's going to talk about wigs. Bridge bean sack!! Tsukishima-san, which hand did you use to shoot just now? of me?"

Kanna looked at Morikawa with dead eyes, "I'm right-handed, although I can use my left hand too."

Morikawa: "...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Seiji, don't stop me!!"

Uemura: "Chairman, calm down!"

"Calm down, hey!! That guy actually used a hand that has picked boogers!!!"

At this time, Kanna sat back on the sofa again.He covered his eyes with his hands, but there was still a gap to see the situation outside, "I'm going to be blind! I'm going to be blind!! You will ruin me like this! There are still outsiders who are hugging like this, Are you sure this is the office!! This is a serious place, are you really a real man who shows affection so much!! He will be dragged out by the fff group and beheaded!! Are you sure this won’t affect me!!”

When Morikawa and Uemura heard what Kanna said, they lowered their heads and saw the posture of the two of them, and they were petrified in place.

At this time, Kanna took out a lighter from somewhere and lit it, and sang around the two of them "【Please use the tune of the theme song "Dang" in Huanzhugege】

When the mountain has no broken back

when love doesn't stay

When time stands still day and night

Straight men turned into gay friends

Still no one holds my hand

no one holds my hand

In front of me

The person who fired the flashbang was a puppy

When Gay Guys Start Picking Up Girls

When a rotten girl has a boyfriend

Why are you willing to go first by yourself!

Oh~ I lost another teammate

I must let you break up

curse you for breaking up

Breaking up with you is the biggest pursuit of my life. "

Morikawa and the two who were awakened from petrification by Kanna's singing saw a black-haired girl holding a lighter and circling the two of them. Morikawa's mouth twitched, and he snatched the lighter from Kanna's hand and threw it aside .

Kanna shrugged and didn't snatch it back. He just sighed when he got to the sofa, "Oh, my lord's world is really complicated."

The veins on Morikawa's forehead twitched again, and now he finally knew why the dean ground his teeth when he mentioned her, and now he had the urge to bite it! !

Kanna: "Ah! By the way, the chairman, you haven't said what you want from me."

Morikawa: "...Who the hell keeps interrupting me!!"

Kanna: "En? Aren't you guys showing your love all the time?"

Morikawa: "...&￥#&...&%...￥#"

When Morikawa finally calmed down, he already felt several years older. Why did he feel so tired after about 10 minutes?

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and after realizing that it was Yukimura who walked in, Morikawa's eyes lit up, feeling that he was finally saved.

And Yukimura, who had just entered the door, paused after seeing the glowing eyes of the chairman looking at them. He didn't understand what was going on, but after he found Kanna on the sofa, he had a very strong desire to quit. ! !They're definitely not here at the right time! !

Kanna saw the three raise their hands, "Yo~ What a coincidence."

The mouth corners of the three of Yukimura twitched, they finally knew what happened to the bad premonition just now.

Morikawa said without waiting for Yukimura and the others to open their mouths: "Xukimura, you are going to participate in the training camp, right?"

Yukimura glanced at Kanna who was sitting on the side, "...Yes, Chairman, we are here today to ask for leave officially."

After hearing the chairman's question, Liu and Sanada felt a bad premonition getting stronger, they all glanced blankly, and waited for the chairman to continue.

Morikawa: "I heard it was seven days? And it was organized by the Ice Empress."

Yukimura: "Yes."

Morikawa: "Really? That's great, hurry up, pack up the one over there and take it away, you must take it away!"

When the corners of the mouths of the three of Yukimura twitched, they knew that nothing good would happen! !

At this time, Kanna had already fallen asleep in the shortest time, after all, the sofa was much more comfortable than the desk in the classroom.