[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

"Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Namo... Namo Ami... xooxxo..." The sound of wooden fish knocking and the sound of chanting resounded in the huge Japanese room, and the black coffin was surrounded by people. There are many tributes on the table, and there is a photo of a young girl standing in the most obvious place. It is obviously a good time for youth, but it is really unbearable to die now.

There were rows of people sitting below. They were all dressed in black and knelt and sat on the spot. Some wiped their tears with their hands with trembling shoulders, and some looked at the front with serious faces and said nothing. Among them, the one sitting at the front Several people looked at the girl in the photo with sad faces.Especially the girl who has the same hair color as the girl in the photo, and looks almost [-]% similar. Her eyes are bloodshot, and her eye sockets are dark. One can imagine how long she hasn't slept.Next to him, the boy wearing ordinary human glasses patted the girl on the back: "Don't be sad, Kakura-chan, I believe Kanna wouldn't want to see you so sad. And..." Shinpachi Suddenly growled to the side: "Are you talking about me with ordinary human glasses! Even the narration is so bullying!! I want to sue!"

Gintoki punched Shinpachi on the head, and then blew on his fist: "Baga! Keep your voice down, bastard! I suddenly growled to know how much Yin-sang my little heart has been hurt. Shocked! Yin-san, I feel my blood sugar has risen, okay!? And don’t you know what occasion it is now!? Are you sad that you didn’t see Kagura? Hey!? Even if you want to complain, you have to pick the right time Ah bastard!"

Shinpachi blushed and rubbed his head: "I'm really sorry... ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister! Yinsang, your voice is obviously louder than mine!? You just received it because of yourself It’s only because you’re scared, you bastard! And if you’re scared enough to raise your blood sugar, it’s okay!?? That’s obviously what you made yourself after eating too many desserts! It has nothing to do with me, don’t shirk responsibility, hey! "

Yinshi scratched his ears, and shouted back with a louder voice: "Did you hear me when I said it a little bit!! Really Yinsang, my ears hurt so much! You bastard is new! If you never hear Yuye again What should I do if the anchor’s weather forecast is announced!?? I don’t know what’s going on right now? Damn it! How ignorant of you are you to speak so loudly on such a serious occasion! Hey!! Hurry up and apologize to Kagura-chan, bastard!!”

With blue veins throbbing on Shinbato's head, he punched Yinshi in the face: "I don't want you to say that!!"

Yinshi caught the punch with one hand, and shaved his teeth with the other: "Yo~ Xinbaji-kun, haven't you eaten breakfast? You don't have any strength at all~"

Kagura, who had been silent since just now, finally broke out, and rewarded Gintoki and Shinpachi with a big bag, and then pulled the collars of the two of them: "Both of you are loud enough bastards!! I don't know Is my mother in a bad mood right now!? Ah!? Are you going to take a trip to Santuchuan? You two bastards!! My mother just happens to be free now, how about sending you two there!? "

Yinshi looked at the erupting fire-breathing dragon, the human-shaped weapon, with cold sweat all over his head, and stretched out his hand to swing at Kagura: "Ahahahaha, Kagura-chan calm down! Calm down! This is not Yin-sang's fault! Yin-sang is obviously I’m correcting Xinbaji’s mistakes! In fact, Yinsang, I’m really innocent! Look at my sincere eyes!!”

Shinpachi listened to Yinshi's words, with hash marks dancing on his head: "Bastard Yinsang! Don't shirk your responsibility, hey! Your voice is much louder than mine, okay!?"

Kagura turned to look at Shinpachi: "Hurry up and shut up, idiot Siyan! Or I'll send you to Santuchuan Aru right away!!"

Shinba: "..." This is differential treatment! !Why is Yinsang okay!

Seeing such a scene, Yinshi smiled cheaply: "Yoyo ~ Xinbaji, you just admit it, it was your fault, right? Yinsang, I reminded you kindly~"

Kagura slapped Yinshi's face with a palm: "It's even more uncomfortable to see this cheap smiling face, Aru! Yin-san, can you cut off your head?"

Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth, and veins popped out one after another: "Yin Sang's obviously handsome face can be called a cheap smile!? Let go, idiot Cosmic Rabbit! Bastard, what are you going to do to Yin Sang's head!? After you cut off Yinsang, you will really go to Santuchuan!! Do you want Yinsang to accompany your Ou Nei-chan to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures? Hey!!"

Kanna: "It's so noisy!!"

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" Dengshi held up a brick in one hand, looked down at the three people who were rolling back and forth on the ground, and took out a bong with a bong in his mouth with the other hand and blew a smoke ring: "Who are you?" It's all so noisy! Don't you bastards know that you can't make loud noises here? And you, the silver natural curly! The two of them are still young and ignorant, don't you know common sense at a very old age, you bastard!?"

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The three of Kagura rolled back and forth on the tatami while covering the back of their heads.

Yinshi covered his head, raised his head and shouted at Dengshi: "Do you know it hurts, old woman!! She's almost buried, isn't it afraid to flash to the waist with so much strength!? Ah Yin, my head is about to be crushed!" It’s broken, in order to compensate Ah Yin, Ah Yin, I won’t rent you an old woman.”

Deng Shi stepped on Yinshi's back with his foot, and when he spoke, he spat all over the place: "Go to hell, you haven't paid the rent!!"

Kagura looked at Dengshi with a displeased face: "Old woman, don't you know that you can't touch a lady's head!?"

Dengshi: "('Д`) said everything so you can't hear it!?"

Kagura: "(′Д`) Old woman, your voice is not too small, Aru!!"

Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth and roared at the three people: "I told you to be quiet, so just shut up, bastard!! You can't even hear the chanting, okay!? This is clearly Kanna's farewell ceremony, right? Hey! If you keep doing this, Yin-sang, you have to be careful that Kanna will turn into a ghost and come to chat with you!!"

Yinshi shook his body and turned his head around.The whole person became flustered and his voice trembled: "Ahahaha, Yin, Yinsang, I am not afraid!! Yinsang, I am a warrior who came down from the battlefield!! How, how can I be afraid of you, ghosts!" Suddenly, Yinshi felt a gust of wind blowing in from the back of his neck, and his whole body froze in place, hehehe... How could there be wind blowing from the room?This must be an illusion, it must be a mental disorder caused by not having a good rest!Ahhhh...it must be so.

After doing a series of self-deceptions to himself, Yinshi finally calmed down. Just as he was about to let go, he felt something fluffy brush his neck. This time, even he couldn't ignore the past. Yinshi With a frightened face on his face, he knelt down in front of the portrait of Kanna and bowed vigorously in cold sweat: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was wrong!!! I swear I just ate it a few times It’s just your cake and pudding!! Kanna-chan is so cute, why would you look for Yin-san? Right!?? If you really want it, Yin-san will burn you a lot of money, so please do Don’t come here to look for me!! Yin-sang, I haven’t been in a good relationship yet! The weather forecast of the anchor Yuye is not over yet, Yin-sang, I still want to live longer!!”

After hearing this, Kagura grabbed Gintoki's collar and shook it vigorously: "Bastard natural roll, that's my cake, Aru!!!! Give it back to me, bastard!!! Do you know I'm saving money? How long did it take to make up my mind to buy back Alu!"

Shinpachi twitched his eyes: "The weather forecast is the same as the news, there is no end to the day! Yin-san, how long do you want to live!? Kagura-chan, don't you realize that your own focus is not right Huh!? Wake up, isn’t this the time to worry about this?! And you should stop here, bastards!! Are you sure you’re here to attend the funeral, aren’t you just here to make trouble?”

Kagura and Toshi stretched out a fist, one left and one right hit Shinpachi's eyes.Kanna blew his fist: "Huh, shut up, four-eyed bastard, you are the loudest here, Aru, have you been spitting since you came out!? You are buzzing in your ears Is it a fly, Aru?"

Granny Dengshi threw back the brick in her hand and hit it next to the wooden fish of the chanting monk, "I said, little bastards, can you calm down!!! Save me, the old woman, bastard!!"

Kagura protruded her chin and looked at Dengshi with displeasure: "Old woman, you are the same, Aru! Old people should go home and have a good rest. This place is not suitable for you, Aru."

Deng Shi spit and stared: "Huh? Don't you cosmic rabbit know how to use honorifics for older people? Let me teach you for your Mediterranean father today!!"

Kagura rolled up his sleeves: "It happens to be Aru, old woman, let's fight!!"

Shinpachi quickly got up and stopped them from letting them do anything: "Calm down!! Mother-in-law Dengshi and Kagura-chan, it's not good to fight here! Do you want to mess up your sister's ceremony?" He asked again Turning his head to Yinshi who was still kneeling on the ground and muttering: "Yin Sang, come and talk! If this continues, there will definitely be a fight!... Nima ('Д`) I said, come here and listen There is no bastard natural roll!! You don't have to pray anymore, even if you pray, you can't change the fact that has happened!!"

Gintoki raised his head, looked at Shinpachi with tears in the corners of his eyes and growled: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Didn’t everyone say that there are ghosts watching when you raise your head three feet! Yinsang, I’m expressing my sincerity now!”

Just when Shinpachi complained about Yin, Kagura and Kagura walked around her and started a "duel" on the spot. Shinpachi looked at being involved by Kagura and Grandma Dengshi, and the corners of his mouth twitched at the various objects that kept flying out : "There is a god in the head!! Yinsang, if you don't know how to use it, don't change it randomly! These are not important, if you don't come to stop them, Yinsang, they will tear this place down, you bastard!!" After finishing speaking He quickly ran between the two of them and kept shaking his hands: "Grandmother Dengshi, Kagura-chan! Stop it!!!"

"Boom!" The two of them looked at Shinpachi, who suddenly appeared in the middle, but didn't hold back the strength in their hands. They knocked him into the air, and fell to the side of the monk who was chanting sutras. On the brick thrown over, blood immediately flowed from his head.

The two finally stopped, and looked at each other with a snort and turned their heads away from each other.Kagura picked his nose and looked at Xinpachi who fell on the ground: "Xinpachi, you deserve it, Aru, don't you know that you can't just insert yourself into other people's battles, Aru? This is a bloody lesson, don't be so reckless next time Aru."

Shinpachi, lying on the ground, twitched the corners of his mouth, who the hell is he working so hard for, bastard! ! !Can't these people be normal! !Ahhhh...I'm so tired.