[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kanna squinted at the two of Echizen, pinching his waist with both hands, "Boys, although you are very tasty, it's a pity that I will definitely win this prize, and the bet I just placed must be my victory, wow Hahaha!!!!"

Echizen, Momoshiro "Don't talk big before it's over!!"

Kanna put his arms around his chest and wanted to look at them contemptuously, but because of his lack of height, he turned to look up, and suddenly a vein popped out on his head.

Kanna:...-_-###... Nima! !Saw off this little short leg!saw off! !wrong……! !Saw off even shorter! !Where are the father and mother of this guy! ? ?Hurry up!Let's talk about life! ! !

w(?Д?)w... bridge bean sack! !The father and mother of this guy (Khenwu's current body) seem to be holding hands and going to see Jesus in heaven... Cough, she better not invite them here... She can solve this problem by herself, isn't it just short legs? ?It's better not to disturb the old people who have already rested in such a small matter, ahahaha~ See how knowledgeable she is (fog) and how understanding she is! (Dark fog) How filial (what's wrong?)!She didn't give up talking about life because she was afraid of ghosts... ghosts or something ╭(╯^╰)╮huh.

Although Shenwu was thinking about something, but she hadn't forgotten that she originally wanted to show off her king and eight (egg) spirit!She stepped on the stool and supported her leg with one hand, with the posture of a gangster, "Hmph, these are not enough for me to squeeze between my teeth!" (serious face) According to the content of the TV series she watched last night, this His actions seem to be able to increase his momentum.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~" xn

The people around covered their mouths and laughed when they saw Kanna's movements. Why is this subtle feeling swollen?There is always a feeling of seeing a child stealing an adult's clothes, something is wrong, okay? ! !

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Kanna, but the premise is that she has a face that can overwhelm the audience...→_→A face with a little baby fat, isn't it a tragedy to do such an action?So different people have different effects when doing the same action ╮(╯▽╰)╭, if this is the master of Changjibu doing this action, maybe it will become cool and domineering in no time!It's just Kanna's words... Hehe, this matter is beyond words.

Shenwu saw that there was no expected reaction from the surroundings, instead they all looked at her and covered their mouths and laughed jokingly.Even the nervous Kanna felt that something was wrong, and his face slowly turned red: ...Hey hey hey! ?What kind of look is that, damn it! !She obviously did it according to the standard movements! !I still remember that when the male pig's feet moved on the TV, he suddenly became angry and frightened a group of people. How could there be such a big difference to her! !Don't...don't look at it, you bastard! !What kind of new shame play is this? ? ?

With a head that was emitting white smoke, Kanna didn't know whether he was angry or flushed with embarrassment, and bumped his head against the table vigorously, pretending that he was not online.

At this time, the ramen was just cooked, and Kanna sensed that it was a good time to change the subject, so he quickly sat up, patted the chair next to him, and looked at the two of Echizen seriously, "Come, come, eat while it's hot! It's not good if the batter is battered." have eaten."

Taocheng looked at the bowls of ramen that were served and lit up, "Yoxi! Let's fight it out!!"... I just talked about this idiom in class two days ago, so it should be used in this way, right?

Shen Wuyong looked at Taocheng contemptuously, "Even if you don't need to compare, I know you are male and I am female, right?"

Echizen: "...Is the adjective wrong!?" Even he, a returned child, knows that this is not how he describes it! ? ?

Kanna tilted his head, "He's male, I'm female!! Well, it's right this time!! No wonder I felt weird just now!!"

Taocheng, Echizen: "...This is even more outrageous!!"

God did not grab his hair, picked up chopsticks and ate the ramen.

Seeing that Shenwu had already taken a step ahead, Taocheng and the two followed closely behind, not to be outdone, and ate their own noodles.

The people around watched as a portion of ramen disappeared into the stomachs of the three and clenched their fists nervously.They bet on those three foodies! !Can you not be nervous?And it looks like that girl is going to win?Where did you eat all those things, bastard!Different space hello!Boys, hurry up and kill that girl, our money is on you! !

Of course, no matter how everyone called in their hearts, they would not convey it to Echizen and the others. Kanna twitched his mouth as he looked at the two people with bulging stomachs, who were about to lie down but continued to eat, "This is the freak December." Pregnant women who are about to give birth!! Hurry up and stop...the 'baby' in your stomach is about to explode after eating~"

After taking the last bite, the two of Taocheng lay flat on the ground, holding their bulging stomachs and looking at each other... This time, they really couldn't eat any more.

But Kanna squatted next to the two of them with a bowl of ramen like a normal person, staring at their stomachs with his dead fish eyes while eating, and from time to time popped a few greasy ideas on Taocheng's faces.

Echizen and Taoshiro "...###...Hey! You..." Before they finished speaking, the two covered their stomachs, their faces stiffened slightly.This kind of feeling that the stuff in the stomach will come out of the mouth when you speak loudly is what is going on! !Ah... my stomach is so full.

After finishing his ramen, Kanna put the bowl on the ground, propped his face in one hand, and poked their stomachs with chopsticks in the other, "Nah~ Do you feel labor pain!??..."

"Of course I did! Stop it..." Echizen and Momoshiro, who had their stomachs poked by Kanna, felt bad! !No wonder it doesn't hurt if the bastard pokes so hard! ?

Kanna immediately got a serious expression, took out a mask from nowhere and put it on, squatted between the two of them and pressed their stomachs "Quick! Inhale quickly. Follow my beat. Inhale, inhale, exhale~inhale, Inhale, exhale~ How is it? Do you feel like it’s about to come out!!??”

Unconsciously, the two of them started to breathe with the rhythm of Kanna, feeling even worse, suddenly there was a red well on their heads, and they said two words to Kanna with a difficult tone, "Shut up! Mouth!" ...What is coming out! ? ?In short, no matter whether you come out from above or below, you can't see anyone! ! !

Hearing what the two said, Kanna stood up and shook his head, with a look of ignorance on your part, "...Sigh, it hurts so much to shut up, am I helping you? Believe me! That's the only way you Nezha in the belly will be born!!"

Echizen, Taocheng: ...What is Nezha! ! ?wrong!They can't produce anything! !Not right either!Forget it... let's stand up and digest.Thinking of this, the two stood up with their backs supported and stared at each other's stomachs, and they were a little speechless...

Kanna always had a subtle sense of déjà vu when he watched the two get up, what the hell is it...! ? ?Forget it... let's eat a bowl of ramen and think about it first.As the saying goes, if you eat for free, you will be able to eat until you are full. Kanna embodies the essence of this sentence well. She keeps killing ramen while the eyes of the people around her are wide open, until she pats her stomach and beats it. Only after a loud hiccup did he stop his cravings.Kanna, who was finally full, stretched out his hand to the host, asking for his prize.

The host hadn't recovered yet, and put his hand on it in a daze...

"...###..."

Kanna shook his hand away immediately, and looked at the owners of the five ramen shops with surprised eyes, "Do you still bring gifts for people here? This is too ugly, I don't want it, as long as the meal coupons don't need people?"

The host, who knew that he had just done something stupid, had just recovered from his remorse when he heard Kanno's speech that disliked him, and immediately retorted indignantly, "...I'm not ugly at all! ! That's why you don't see people!"

"stare……"

Kanna took a serious look, then turned his head to ignore him, and continued the unfinished sentence, "That really is too ugly, and I don't want to take an unknown creature with me!"

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense if you don't know how to appreciate it, you bastard!"

Kanna glanced at him sideways, and picked his nose, "Huh? Even I know those two over there with puffy stomachs," Kanna pointed at Echizen Momogi, "They are handsome, right? Besides, it's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary, good children should go home obediently, what if they scare children?"

"you……"

Kanna immediately took up his words, "Don't take it too seriously, it's a genetic problem, if you take it too seriously, wouldn't you be the one who gets angry in the end?"

"……I……"

Kanna: "I know I'm such a kind person, alas ~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭ don't thank me too much!"

"Boom~" The host finally fell on his back in anger, Kanna squatted down after taking a look twice, and turned the host's body around, turning his face down.

Kanna clapped his hands and stood on him, expressing his fear with a blank face, "Ah~ so scary, so scary~ Fortunately, I didn't look at him carefully when I was eating, what if it affects my appetite?!?? Give me the meal ticket~"

Audience: ......... That's really a pity! !If you read, our bet will win! !

Kanna, who got the meal coupon, suddenly remembered the bet he had made, and immediately felt that there were 1 yuan bills flying back and forth with wings in front of his eyes.She ran to her own odds to make the final calculation! ... Hehehe... 60 easy to get~ This is really a wonderful day~ I suddenly feel that I have made a lot of money. This is thanks to the young master who called him to Tokyo. It seems that I have to thank him! !