[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kanna got his photo and left happily.She plans to show these things to Yinsang and the others after returning home~ Although they are in another world... But if they are burned with fire, they will definitely convey them! ! !

[No... this is already another world in another sense! ! ! 】

——Afternoon hours——

Kanna, who has completely become a campus celebrity, opened the door of the sumo club with all kinds of eyes.

Kanna pinched his waist with both hands, "Yo~ Dumplings, are you losing weight properly!??"

Everyone who heard Shenwu's voice hid the things in their hands, "...Yes~ big sister."

Shenwu sniffed the smell in the air, raised his eyebrows, "Then why did I smell the smell of roast chicken?!?"

Sweat dripped from everyone's heads, "Ahaha...it must be an illusion!!"

Shenwu stared at them with dead fish eyes, "...then where did the oil on your mouth come from!??"

Vortex Ponzi wiped his mouth, "That must be because we are too fat... Big sister, you should know that fat people are willing to give out oil!!!"

The veins on Shenwu's head jumped out all of a sudden, "...hehe~ Do you think I'm blind! Are there any bones on the oily ground!??"

Everyone "... that may have been picked up by a stray cat..."

Kanna grabbed the wooden stick next to it and broke it at once, and pointed it at the crowd who was spitting and spitting on the opposite side, "You can find a better excuse for lying! Why don't you call it a stray dog!!!  … …Now, hand over everything in your hands, we are going to start a hellish practice!!!”

The fat men reluctantly put the things in their hands in front of Shenwu, and then returned to their original positions with mournful faces.

Kanna secretly swallowed and spit at the many roasted chickens brought up, straightened his face and looked at the person opposite, "These things are not allowed to be eaten in the future...if I find out, they will be confiscated!!! It’s already regrettable enough, I can’t continue eating like this!! You have to be ambitious!! Did you hear me!??”

The crowd "I heard it ~ Big Sister!!"

Kanna nodded, "Yoshi!! From now on, our place will be changed to a weight loss club!!"

Uzumaki Ponzi rubbed his fat belly, "That... the name Big Sister Head is a bit silly!?"

Kanna thought about it for himself... Also, the name is too weak.It's good to have a tall name! ! ...By the way, "Hmm~ This place will be called [Fat Burning Section] from now on!!!"

Everyone ╮"Yes ~ big sister head."

Kanna: "Okay~ Now you guys do fifty squats, I will count by the side, those who stop... Hehe~ You must receive the education I love~"

After Kanna finished speaking, he split the table next to him with one hand, and looked at the crowd who were sweating and going to exercise quickly with a smile.

Kanna sat down cross-legged, took out the roast chicken that had just been collected and started to eat.The fat people who were exercising got angry when they saw Kanna's actions, "Big sister...that's our roast chicken!!"

Kanna raised his head, held the chicken leg in one hand, and wiped his oily mouth with the back of the other hand, "...well, you guys can't eat it anyway when you're on a diet, and it's too wasteful to throw it away. I'm saving food!"

All the fat people said, "We exercise hard here, big sister, you eat here, isn't it too authentic!?"

Kanna stared at the dead fish eyes, and pointed at them with the finger holding the drumstick, "Thank you so much, bastards! I helped you solve the big problem of wasting food!!! And I was very kind to you, okay? !?"

Everyone "If you are really kind to us, don't eat in front of us!! Is this deliberately greedy us!??"

Kanna shook his head, "It's pretty good that I don't have a mouthful! Face me with gratitude, Dumplings!! You know, the so-called kindness is - you are starving, and I don't eat meat when I eat meat. Scream!!!"

The crowd "... Isn't that the same as eating in front of us!??..."

Kanna bit the leg in his hand, and said vaguely, "Just don't look at it... By the way, it tastes really good, where did you buy it!??"

Everyone "...t^t..." Can you stop mentioning it! ! !Their stomachs are growling! !Almost starved to death! ! !

When the fat guys finished fifty squats and sat on the ground panting, there was only one piece of roast chicken left to be solved by Shenwu. He looked at the people with green eyes, "Now, boys, go out and run for five minutes!" Circle~No.1 and you can get the last remaining roast chicken!!"

The fat people got up, looked at Kanna with glowing eyes... the chicken in his hand "...the number one must be me!!!!" and then rushed out with great momentum...

Kanna felt the vibration on the ground, and shouted to the fat people who had just run away, "... Hurry up, maybe I couldn't hold back and ate it by myself!! In the end, there are only bones left for you~"

Kanna followed them with the roast chicken and watched them run, breaking off a piece of meat and stuffing it into his mouth from time to time, "...uh... it really tastes really good! If you don't hurry up, it will be gone~"

"Ah oh oh oh..."

The fat people who were stimulated by Kanna ran with all their might.Shen Wu threw the bones while eating ~ "Yo Xi! That's the momentum!!! Come on, dumplings ↖(^w^)↗ Maybe there will be half a chicken left in the end!!!"

In this way, the fat people and Shenwu became a beautiful scenery on the campus, and people would pay attention to them wherever they went.

By the time all the fat guys finished running five laps, they were already exhausted, and their clothes were already drenched in sweat.Kanna held the remaining half of the chicken, and handed it to the first person who reached the finish line with a serious expression, "...Congratulations to your No. [-] dumpling, this is your reward, I hope you will continue to work hard in the future!!"

The man took the roast chicken from Kanna's hands, his eyes filled with tears of emotion, "...the roast chicken...is mine..."

Shenwu seemed to think of something, and patted his forehead, "Oh~ By the way, you should pay attention to your personal safety when eating chicken."

Fatty A looked at Kanna because he didn’t understand, Kanna patted him on the shoulder, pointed at the green light behind him, everyone who had lost their minds because of hunger, “Well, that’s it, I hope you can survive well. "After speaking, Kanna whistled and stood aside, watching everyone fighting for half a chicken.

Shenwu picked up a branch from the ground and put it to his mouth, and made a live commentary, "Ahem... This is the live broadcast of the roast chicken battle, and now the commentator Shenwu will bring you the live report."

"...On that day, the fat people remembered the fear of being attacked by hunger!!!"

"With the end of the long-distance running competition, the No. [-] runner who received his prize was hated by the losers. They all stared at the No. [-] runner fiercely and rushed. Ah...!! Look, all the runners are holding their prizes ferociously. The No. [-] player who roasted the chicken rushed forward. The No. [-] player quickly turned around and wanted to rush out, but he didn't expect that there were too many enemies who had already surrounded him... What will he do!"

"Oh~ Contestant No. [-] actually threw the roast chicken into the sky, stretched out his foot and tripped the people around him while everyone's eyes were shifting!!! What a clever idea!!"

"Look, there's still one person on the field who didn't let the No. [-] player succeed!! Quickly pull the camera for a close-up...it turned out to be Ponzi in the Vortex Chamber!! It must be because he is a little stronger than the others!! Let's go! Come down, how will the No. [-] player deal with it??!"

"Ah...the two rushed towards the roast chicken at the same time. This time is a struggle of speed and strength. The stronger person will get what he wants before the other!! This is...!!...No Thinking that everyone who was tripped just now got up and grabbed the leg of the No. [-] contestant! The roast chicken was taken by Vortex Ponzi, did they discuss the battle strategy? Is it going to be divided equally at the end!??"

"Whirlpool Ponzi, who got the roast chicken, ran away by himself!! Did he not keep the agreement!?? The rest of the contestants chased after him with flaming eyes. Look... because he was too flustered, Whirlpool Ponzi fell down. The roast chicken flew out!!"

"...Everyone ignored the whirlpool Ponzi on the ground, stepped on his body and chased after the roast chicken!! This will be the first contestant to leave this battle!! What will the remaining seven people go through? Only by fighting can we get what we want!! Let's continue watching."

"The ball... um, that's not right. The roast chicken is now in the hands of the No. [-] player who rushed up first. The No. [-] player continued to run forward, and the rest of the players were chasing after him!! Ah... the last person fell and fell on the ground. In front, there was a chain reaction, and the people in front were tripped like dominoes!! Contestant No. [-] was caught by the person behind him!!! Sa... It’s time to choose Contestant No. [-]!! Are you going to Roast chicken? I still want my own pants!!!”

"Oh!"

Kanna took out his handkerchief and covered his nose and mouth, "Just now... contestant No. [-] farted!! He actually farted!! This is a huge chemical weapon, the power is really shocking! Everyone actually Fell to the ground unconscious!!"

The person who snatched the roast chicken ran forward and laughed, then turned his head to look at the people who fell unconscious, "Ahahahaha... deserve it... finally the roast chicken belongs to me alone!!!!"

The excited person didn't see the tree in front of him and slammed into it hard.He fell to the ground all of a sudden, and the roast chicken in his hand fell not far away.He stretched his hand forward to get it back, but he didn't expect it to fall further than expected...

"Wang~"

At this time, a dog came out from the grass, it went straight to the roast chicken on the ground, squatted in front of the fat man and barked at him, then grabbed the plastic bag and dragged the roast chicken away! !

Tow away! ! !

Drag, go, go! ! ! ! !

(′Д`)... Nima...! ! !Also let people live! ! ! !

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Kanna, who has been watching the development not far away, shook his head and sighed, "Oh, this incident tells us that we must not gloat and be complacent, and the truth that if we don't die, we won't die! Children in front of the TV must not learn Yo~"