[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper
Chapter 28 Eye Shit and Hemorrhoids
Atobe turned his head after hearing Kanna's words, and several veins burst out on his head.His uncle shouldn't talk to this ungorgeous woman! ! !
Kanna looked at Atobe's actions, thinking it was because he was embarrassed by being told that he had been holding his eyeballs for so long.She sighed, "Young master, don't feel embarrassed. This kind of thing is something that everyone will have after waking up in the morning ╮(╯▽╰)╭ It's like pooping every day, it's inevitable. It's just you It's been hanging around for a while. Now that I've told you, it's no problem!"
Atobe ignored Kanna's words, he took a deep breath and told himself to calm down!Be calm! ! !Now such a scene is not suitable for quarreling, and the right thing to do is to escape quickly! !
Kanna looked at the person who ignored him and shook his head: Hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭You are so thin-skinned.
→_→Kanna girl, do you think everyone has a thick skin like a city wall like you? ?
At this time, Shenwu, who had been awake for a while, felt that her strength was slowly recovering, she moved her body, and slowly pulled her bound hands to the sides.
"This time..." The rope snapped.
Kanna stood up and shook himself.The broken rope fell to the ground following Kanna's movement.She rubbed her wrist and felt that she was in good health now.
After finishing everything, Kanna remembered that the young master was still tied up.For the sake of being caught together, he had to be untied.But... Nima... the smell on that guy is too offensive to her! ! !She doesn't dare to approach at all! ! !
Kanna hesitated for a while, stared at Atobe with his blank eyes open for two seconds, then turned his head once: ...→_→...Well, just tie it like that, it doesn't get in the way anyway.
Atobe turned his head to the side when he heard the voice behind him, and raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw Kanna stretching the rope by himself... Unexpectedly, this not gorgeous woman is so strong.Originally, Atobe thought that since she had untied the rope, she would definitely come back to help him untie herself.But I didn't expect that the not gorgeous woman on the opposite side turned her eyes to the side and ignored him! ! ? ? ?His uncle has never been treated like this! !
Atobe gritted his teeth, "...Ah um... Come here and untie the rope for me!"
Kanna turned his head and looked at the man who was tied to the ground with empty eyes. The slightly embarrassed man grinned wickedly and picked his ears, "Ah, what are you talking about, young master? I am getting old, and my ears It's a little hard to use... I can't hear clearly."
Atobe felt that the blue veins that he had retreated with great difficulty popped out again "...then I will repeat it again. Now, untie the rope for me immediately. As for your ear problem, I will be responsible for taking you to the hospital after you go out Good, good treatment."
Kanna looked at the person staring at him, and wiped the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief he took out from nowhere, "Ah... the young people nowadays don't even understand the principle of respecting the old and loving the young. It's really a declining world. ...to ask others to help without even saying "please", hey..."
Atobe took a few deep breaths to stabilize his emotions, gritted his teeth and looked at Kanna, "Please... untie me..."
After hearing that, Kanna turned his head and looked at him with empty eyes, "...don't..."
N crosses jumped out of Atobe's head, "...Ahhhhhh, not gorgeous woman, are you kidding me?"
Kanna sighed and spread his hands, "I can't help it ╮(╯▽╰)╭Your smell is too pungent... I can't get close at all. So you should just tie it like that, Young Master."
Atobe: ...What should I do, I really want to use violence. ...No...Pay attention to image, image! !
After building up his mind, he gritted his teeth, "...Since you don't like the taste, taste, and heavy...then use your handkerchief to plug your nose, and come here first to loosen the rope on my body!!"
Kanna's eyes lit up, and he clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm, "Yeah...how did I forget it's okay...you wait, young master."
Kanna turned his back and tied the handkerchief behind his ears, leaving an inverted triangle in front of his face.
After finishing it, Kanna turned around ╮ "Well, although there is no gas mask, this is better than nothing." She raised her hand and clenched her fist, cheering herself up, and carefully moved forward "Yoxi...! come on!!"
Atobe watched Kanna's series of actions, and the fire in his heart burst out... Is his uncle some kind of poisonous substance?You need to be so careful! ! ? ? ?
One minute passed, and Shen Wu took about two steps as usual... She reached out and wiped the sweat from her brow... Nima, I'm more tired than a fight, hey!
2 minutes……
5 minutes……
After 10 minutes... only half of the distance was gone, Atobe lost his temper when he saw such innocence.If he gets too angry, he won't feel angry anymore... Now his uncle only hopes to escape quickly and leave this embarrassing person.
Kanna, who finally arrived at Atobe's side after 10 minutes, breathed a sigh of relief, and squatted down to look at the person who was tied up and unable to move.
"Stare..." Shenwuyong stared at the handsome face in front of him with dull eyes.
"stare……"
After 1 minute, Atobe frowned, "When are you going to see it!? Now that you're here, hurry up and untie me."
Kanna looked at the impatient man and shrugged: It's really difficult to serve... But, I'm being a good person ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Thinking like this, Kanna stretched out his hand, and slowly approached Atobe's face.
Before Atobe could react, his face was touched by the opposite person's hand. He just wanted to ask her to bring it, when he heard a sentence that made him furious.
Shenwu used his fingers to pick the mole under the corner of the eye, "That young master, I will be a good person and do it to the end, now help you pick out your eye shit, don't thank me too much, I am such a kind-hearted person people……"
Atobe: (#‵′)
Kanna picks back and forth, but finds that the surrounding skin is red, and the things under Atobe's eyes still haven't fallen off "...Ah?...Why can't you pick it off?...It's really a stubborn eye shit, eye shit, come down quickly, no Do you know that young people today hate stubborn people the most? Did you hear that?!
Atobe: (#‵′)(#‵′)
Kanna: "But then again, young master, did you use 101 glue to stick this on? Hey... the young people nowadays have really strange ideas. Do you need to use Mr. Mighty to remove this? But there is no such thing here! what to do?"
After hearing this, Atobe gritted his teeth, and the voice he made was not as gorgeous as usual, "Let go of you idiot woman, my uncle's is a tear mole."
After hearing this, Shenwu paused, and withdrew her hand, "Ahahahaha...it turned out to be a mole...I said why can't it be picked out." Then she straightened her face again. Although she couldn't see the expression on her face, she never saw it. Kanna's seriousness can also be seen in his eyes, "It's because it looks too much like eye droppings...it's definitely not my problem!! And young man, you have to be careful...don't let it get inflamed, maybe it will become hemorrhoids !!!”
The veins on Atobu's head jumped out one by one, what I just said, being too angry so I don't get angry is absolutely nonsense!If his uncle hadn't been tied up now, he would definitely have punched the person in front of him hard on the head.If possible, I really want to pry open her head to see what is inside! ! ! ! !
Atobe "...the moles of tears don't get inflamed, and the hemorrhoids don't grow there!...No, I don't grow such unglamorous things!!!"
Atobe sighed deeply, his uncle really wanted to help his forehead.But I couldn't do it because my hands were tied.Why did I follow this ungorgeous woman astray! !
Atobe "...idiot woman... come here and untie the rope on me, we have to escape first." They have been awake for so long, and the person who tied them up is probably coming soon, and this time really has to speed up .
Kanna "Tsk...that's really rude, young master, what an idiot, I'm very witty!!!" Although Kanna complained like this, he still helped Atobe untie the rope.Because she also knew that it was the right thing to get out of here first.
Atobe, who was let go, patted the dust off his body.Putting his hands on his tear mole, he squinted his eyes to look at Kanna, then turned his head to the side, "...huh..."
Kanna turned into dead fish eyes all of a sudden, twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Atobe: ... By the way, what happened?Tsundere? ... Such a cute attribute added to a big man, a big man? ?But... why does it feel so appropriate? Hey! !
Atobe was going to discuss with Kanna how to escape, but when he turned his head and saw Kanna's eyes, he frowned, "...Idiot woman, what kind of eyes are you not gorgeous?...Like a dead fish in a pond Like the eyes..."
Kanna tilted his head, "Hey? Really?... Does it look rich in DHA? It seems very smart!!!"
[Walnut is here to popularize it for everyone.Note: Fish eyes contain a lot of DHA.And there is also a folk saying that "eating fish eyes can make you smarter" ╮(╯▽╰)╭】
Atobe twitched his eyes, "...I'm definitely not praising you, I'm not wrong to say that you are an idiot woman!"
Kanna frowned, "I've been meaning to say it since just now, it's really rude of you to keep calling me an idiot woman, young master!! I'm obviously a lively, beautiful, youthful high school student!! Even if you want to call me, Please also call me beautiful big sister!!!”
Atobe "...We are about the same age, right? And let me call you that? Heh~ You'd better pry your head open first. See if it's full of water~"
Kanna: "Your sister... I knew I would have tied you up all the time!!"
Uncle Atobe touched his upturned hair, "Huh? Then it has nothing to do with Uncle me."
Kanna gritted his teeth and picked up the rope on the ground, "...As expected, it's better to tie you up. I'm a good crafter, and I've played all kinds of binding games."
Atobe pulled off the handkerchief that Kanna tied in front of his nose, threw it on the ground and put his arms around his chest, "Oh~ it's just you? Idiot woman, do you still dare to approach me now?"
Without paying attention, Kanna was pulled off his "gas mask" by the opposite person, and immediately pinched his nose with his hand, "...Young master didn't take you to play like this!! Isn't this crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!!??"
Atobe raised his head and snapped his fingers, "I am happy!"
Kanna stretched out his finger tremblingly and pointed at Atobe, "...Fuck...Fuck you..."
So, the wicked have their own grind, and the girl of the gods eats and holds back, haha, what a sad (xi) heart (wen) sick (le) crazy (jian) story.
But...young girls, have you forgotten...you are being kidnapped now! ? ? ? ! ! ! !
Kanna looked at Atobe's actions, thinking it was because he was embarrassed by being told that he had been holding his eyeballs for so long.She sighed, "Young master, don't feel embarrassed. This kind of thing is something that everyone will have after waking up in the morning ╮(╯▽╰)╭ It's like pooping every day, it's inevitable. It's just you It's been hanging around for a while. Now that I've told you, it's no problem!"
Atobe ignored Kanna's words, he took a deep breath and told himself to calm down!Be calm! ! !Now such a scene is not suitable for quarreling, and the right thing to do is to escape quickly! !
Kanna looked at the person who ignored him and shook his head: Hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭You are so thin-skinned.
→_→Kanna girl, do you think everyone has a thick skin like a city wall like you? ?
At this time, Shenwu, who had been awake for a while, felt that her strength was slowly recovering, she moved her body, and slowly pulled her bound hands to the sides.
"This time..." The rope snapped.
Kanna stood up and shook himself.The broken rope fell to the ground following Kanna's movement.She rubbed her wrist and felt that she was in good health now.
After finishing everything, Kanna remembered that the young master was still tied up.For the sake of being caught together, he had to be untied.But... Nima... the smell on that guy is too offensive to her! ! !She doesn't dare to approach at all! ! !
Kanna hesitated for a while, stared at Atobe with his blank eyes open for two seconds, then turned his head once: ...→_→...Well, just tie it like that, it doesn't get in the way anyway.
Atobe turned his head to the side when he heard the voice behind him, and raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw Kanna stretching the rope by himself... Unexpectedly, this not gorgeous woman is so strong.Originally, Atobe thought that since she had untied the rope, she would definitely come back to help him untie herself.But I didn't expect that the not gorgeous woman on the opposite side turned her eyes to the side and ignored him! ! ? ? ?His uncle has never been treated like this! !
Atobe gritted his teeth, "...Ah um... Come here and untie the rope for me!"
Kanna turned his head and looked at the man who was tied to the ground with empty eyes. The slightly embarrassed man grinned wickedly and picked his ears, "Ah, what are you talking about, young master? I am getting old, and my ears It's a little hard to use... I can't hear clearly."
Atobe felt that the blue veins that he had retreated with great difficulty popped out again "...then I will repeat it again. Now, untie the rope for me immediately. As for your ear problem, I will be responsible for taking you to the hospital after you go out Good, good treatment."
Kanna looked at the person staring at him, and wiped the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief he took out from nowhere, "Ah... the young people nowadays don't even understand the principle of respecting the old and loving the young. It's really a declining world. ...to ask others to help without even saying "please", hey..."
Atobe took a few deep breaths to stabilize his emotions, gritted his teeth and looked at Kanna, "Please... untie me..."
After hearing that, Kanna turned his head and looked at him with empty eyes, "...don't..."
N crosses jumped out of Atobe's head, "...Ahhhhhh, not gorgeous woman, are you kidding me?"
Kanna sighed and spread his hands, "I can't help it ╮(╯▽╰)╭Your smell is too pungent... I can't get close at all. So you should just tie it like that, Young Master."
Atobe: ...What should I do, I really want to use violence. ...No...Pay attention to image, image! !
After building up his mind, he gritted his teeth, "...Since you don't like the taste, taste, and heavy...then use your handkerchief to plug your nose, and come here first to loosen the rope on my body!!"
Kanna's eyes lit up, and he clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm, "Yeah...how did I forget it's okay...you wait, young master."
Kanna turned his back and tied the handkerchief behind his ears, leaving an inverted triangle in front of his face.
After finishing it, Kanna turned around ╮ "Well, although there is no gas mask, this is better than nothing." She raised her hand and clenched her fist, cheering herself up, and carefully moved forward "Yoxi...! come on!!"
Atobe watched Kanna's series of actions, and the fire in his heart burst out... Is his uncle some kind of poisonous substance?You need to be so careful! ! ? ? ?
One minute passed, and Shen Wu took about two steps as usual... She reached out and wiped the sweat from her brow... Nima, I'm more tired than a fight, hey!
2 minutes……
5 minutes……
After 10 minutes... only half of the distance was gone, Atobe lost his temper when he saw such innocence.If he gets too angry, he won't feel angry anymore... Now his uncle only hopes to escape quickly and leave this embarrassing person.
Kanna, who finally arrived at Atobe's side after 10 minutes, breathed a sigh of relief, and squatted down to look at the person who was tied up and unable to move.
"Stare..." Shenwuyong stared at the handsome face in front of him with dull eyes.
"stare……"
After 1 minute, Atobe frowned, "When are you going to see it!? Now that you're here, hurry up and untie me."
Kanna looked at the impatient man and shrugged: It's really difficult to serve... But, I'm being a good person ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Thinking like this, Kanna stretched out his hand, and slowly approached Atobe's face.
Before Atobe could react, his face was touched by the opposite person's hand. He just wanted to ask her to bring it, when he heard a sentence that made him furious.
Shenwu used his fingers to pick the mole under the corner of the eye, "That young master, I will be a good person and do it to the end, now help you pick out your eye shit, don't thank me too much, I am such a kind-hearted person people……"
Atobe: (#‵′)
Kanna picks back and forth, but finds that the surrounding skin is red, and the things under Atobe's eyes still haven't fallen off "...Ah?...Why can't you pick it off?...It's really a stubborn eye shit, eye shit, come down quickly, no Do you know that young people today hate stubborn people the most? Did you hear that?!
Atobe: (#‵′)(#‵′)
Kanna: "But then again, young master, did you use 101 glue to stick this on? Hey... the young people nowadays have really strange ideas. Do you need to use Mr. Mighty to remove this? But there is no such thing here! what to do?"
After hearing this, Atobe gritted his teeth, and the voice he made was not as gorgeous as usual, "Let go of you idiot woman, my uncle's is a tear mole."
After hearing this, Shenwu paused, and withdrew her hand, "Ahahahaha...it turned out to be a mole...I said why can't it be picked out." Then she straightened her face again. Although she couldn't see the expression on her face, she never saw it. Kanna's seriousness can also be seen in his eyes, "It's because it looks too much like eye droppings...it's definitely not my problem!! And young man, you have to be careful...don't let it get inflamed, maybe it will become hemorrhoids !!!”
The veins on Atobu's head jumped out one by one, what I just said, being too angry so I don't get angry is absolutely nonsense!If his uncle hadn't been tied up now, he would definitely have punched the person in front of him hard on the head.If possible, I really want to pry open her head to see what is inside! ! ! ! !
Atobe "...the moles of tears don't get inflamed, and the hemorrhoids don't grow there!...No, I don't grow such unglamorous things!!!"
Atobe sighed deeply, his uncle really wanted to help his forehead.But I couldn't do it because my hands were tied.Why did I follow this ungorgeous woman astray! !
Atobe "...idiot woman... come here and untie the rope on me, we have to escape first." They have been awake for so long, and the person who tied them up is probably coming soon, and this time really has to speed up .
Kanna "Tsk...that's really rude, young master, what an idiot, I'm very witty!!!" Although Kanna complained like this, he still helped Atobe untie the rope.Because she also knew that it was the right thing to get out of here first.
Atobe, who was let go, patted the dust off his body.Putting his hands on his tear mole, he squinted his eyes to look at Kanna, then turned his head to the side, "...huh..."
Kanna turned into dead fish eyes all of a sudden, twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Atobe: ... By the way, what happened?Tsundere? ... Such a cute attribute added to a big man, a big man? ?But... why does it feel so appropriate? Hey! !
Atobe was going to discuss with Kanna how to escape, but when he turned his head and saw Kanna's eyes, he frowned, "...Idiot woman, what kind of eyes are you not gorgeous?...Like a dead fish in a pond Like the eyes..."
Kanna tilted his head, "Hey? Really?... Does it look rich in DHA? It seems very smart!!!"
[Walnut is here to popularize it for everyone.Note: Fish eyes contain a lot of DHA.And there is also a folk saying that "eating fish eyes can make you smarter" ╮(╯▽╰)╭】
Atobe twitched his eyes, "...I'm definitely not praising you, I'm not wrong to say that you are an idiot woman!"
Kanna frowned, "I've been meaning to say it since just now, it's really rude of you to keep calling me an idiot woman, young master!! I'm obviously a lively, beautiful, youthful high school student!! Even if you want to call me, Please also call me beautiful big sister!!!”
Atobe "...We are about the same age, right? And let me call you that? Heh~ You'd better pry your head open first. See if it's full of water~"
Kanna: "Your sister... I knew I would have tied you up all the time!!"
Uncle Atobe touched his upturned hair, "Huh? Then it has nothing to do with Uncle me."
Kanna gritted his teeth and picked up the rope on the ground, "...As expected, it's better to tie you up. I'm a good crafter, and I've played all kinds of binding games."
Atobe pulled off the handkerchief that Kanna tied in front of his nose, threw it on the ground and put his arms around his chest, "Oh~ it's just you? Idiot woman, do you still dare to approach me now?"
Without paying attention, Kanna was pulled off his "gas mask" by the opposite person, and immediately pinched his nose with his hand, "...Young master didn't take you to play like this!! Isn't this crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!!??"
Atobe raised his head and snapped his fingers, "I am happy!"
Kanna stretched out his finger tremblingly and pointed at Atobe, "...Fuck...Fuck you..."
So, the wicked have their own grind, and the girl of the gods eats and holds back, haha, what a sad (xi) heart (wen) sick (le) crazy (jian) story.
But...young girls, have you forgotten...you are being kidnapped now! ? ? ? ! ! ! !
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