[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Atobe looked at the three people who appeared and ignored them until now, and said directly: "Ah, who are you?"

When the three of Gintoki heard the voice and looked back at the crowd, Shinpachi quickly bowed and said, "Hello, my name is Shimura Shinpachi, and the girl next to me is Kagura. The one over here..."

"The ones here are called Wastewood Natural Juan Alu."

The veins on Yinshi's head twitched, and he stretched out his hand to give Kagura a shudder: "Ah Yin, where did my natural curls offend you, you bastard girl!"

"Enough is enough, you two!" Shinpachi yelled at the two of them, and then bowed to everyone apologetically, "I'm really sorry, these two guys are really rude."

"..."

Audience: This joyful atmosphere is really not familiar to everyone!

At this time, Kanna finally recovered from the surprise of seeing the three of them again, raised a smile and waved at them: "Long time no see Kagura-chan, Silver-chan, Xinbaji!"

When they heard Kanna's voice, the three of them stopped arguing and looked at her in unison.

"Xinbaji, do you know this person? Alu, he always looks very familiar, Alu."

"Huh?" Shinpachi pushed down his glasses and looked at Kanna, then looked back at the two people around him and complained, "It's probably because you all have dead fish eyes, that's why you look familiar. Bar."

"Speaking of girls, do we know each other?" Yin Shi picked his nostrils, scum and fish eyes, "Could it be Ah Yin, my fan? Actually, I didn't bring my autograph today, so I just reluctantly took a photo with you." .”

Shen Wu glanced at Yin Shi without disgust: "I don't want to take pictures with the waste wood natural rolls, I will get uncle's stink!"

Yin Shi: "... =皮=, that is really a damn familiar tone, bastard!"

When Kanna didn't look at Yinshi, he flew around him and ran towards Kagura, reaching out to hug him: "Aww! Kagura-chan, sister finally saw you, did that idiot natural roll not give you enough to eat?" !?"

"...Ouine-chan?" Looking at the person in front of him, Kagura blinked, "Is it really Ouine-chan?"

"Huh?? Bridge bean sack!" Gintoki and Shinpachi said at the same time, "Are you Kanna?"

"Yes!" Kanna nodded and patted Kagura's head, "Did Kagura-chan miss my sister?"

"Aww! Ohne-chan!!" Kagura hugged the person in front of her tightly, rubbing her head on her chest, "I miss you so much, since you left, I seldom get enough to eat, Aru. "

Yinshi's veins twitched, he pointed at Kagura and said loudly: "Even if you count the meals of me and Xin Baji, it may not make you full! Ah Yin, I am a bastard who has a hard time earning money to support my family! It’s been a long time since I played with steel balls, okay?”

Shenwu ignored Yinshi, who kept screaming next to him, and touched Kagura's head: "Next time, if he doesn't give you enough to eat, remember to hide a hair of his secretly, and go to the alley behind Wanshiwu to nail a few A scarecrow, you know?"

"Enn, I remember Aru!"

Hearing Kanna's words, black lines hung on everyone's heads except Kagura.

Oh, let me go, isn't this bringing a bad child? Hey!

The corner of Xinba's mouth twitched uncontrollably: "Now I am sure that she is indisputable, haha."

Yinshi's face turned pale, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly and pointed at the two people in his arms: "Enough is enough for you two! It's really enough, bastard! Kagura-chan, come here quickly, don't let that person lead you down!! "

"I don't want Alu! This is not a bad guy, it's Erne-chan!!"

"Look at how she looks like you! Black hair and red eyes, wearing white clothes is the modern version of Sadako, hey!" Yinshi scratched the curly hair on his head, "I don't remember papa Live such a brat!"

"Who is papa, curly bastard!!" x2

When Kanna and Kagura heard Gintoki's words, they kicked each other's ass together.Seeing the natural curly head plunge into the snowball, he let him go with a soft snort.

Looking at someone with only the butt exposed, Shinpachi calmly looked away.

"This means that if you don't die, you won't die."

Ninjazu next to him interjected like this, and Shinpachi turned around, and what he saw was the same style of glasses as his own.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and a white light flashed through the lens at the same time.

"Ou Nei-chan, don't worry! Your body has been cremated, and the ashes are in Alu, Master House!"

"Well, let's put it where you are, anyway, the Mediterranean father and the bear's paw at home will not be kept." Kanna patted Kagura's shoulder, "Kagura-chan is the best."

"Corpse, corpse!!?...and ashes??"

Everyone in the tennis club opened their mouths wide, looking in astonishment at the two girls who were calmly talking about such a scary topic.

"Sack of bridge beans! What's the matter with the corpse and the ashes!?" Xiang Ri looked at Kanna stiffly, "Could it be that the one we've known for so long is...you, youyouyouyou ghost?"

Kanna rolled his eyes: "Ghost sister, you are the ghost! I'm talking about things from my previous life!"

"Oh...so that's the case, I was shocked." Xiang Ri breathed a sigh of relief, and then was a little puzzled, "Huh? Do you still remember things from your previous life?"

"Well, I remember it very clearly," Kanna nodded without explaining in detail, skipping this topic to introduce to everyone, "This is Kagura, my lovely sister."

Everyone nodded and said hello: "Ah... hello! Kagura-chan."

"Hello Aru, are you all friends of Ou Nei-chan?" Kagura blinked and spread his hands to them, "If this is the case, will there be a meeting gift or something Aru? My request is not high, give Let's get something to eat."

Everyone looked at the outstretched palms, and a row of black lines fell on their heads: This kind of reaction...the person in front of them is definitely Kanna's younger sister! !

"This one is a part-time worker with Kagura-chan, Xinbaji."

Everyone followed Kanna's hand, and a pair of glasses appeared in their sight.

"..."

Shinpachi: "=Dish=!!"

"As for the person over there who is still stuck in the snowball up to now, it is the unscrupulous boss who has never paid them a salary, the sloppy madao natural roll uncle Yinjiang."

"What is that long list of weird titles in front of you, bastard girl!" Sakata Gintoki shook off the snow on his head, and looked into the same bright red dead fish eyes with his bright red dead fish eyes. Is it really okay to complain about it!?" As he spoke, he walked towards Kanna, put his hand on her shoulder and looked at the tennis club: "Speaking of... I don't know why you guys seem familiar. Ahhh , where did you see it?"

"Oh! By the way, I haven't introduced you yet." Kanna pointed to Atobe, "This young master is my boyfriend, Keigo Atobe."

As soon as the words fell, the bodies of Gintoki, Kagura and Shinpachi froze.It wasn't until Kanna finished introducing everyone that they came back to their senses! !

"Keigo Atobe???" Gintoki widened his dead fish eyes, jumped in front of Atobe and stared at it carefully, "Hashibean sack! So this is "[Beep——] Prince" Hey! It's the jump series, but Ah Yin, I really want to go to the world of corpses and souls to learn swastika!"

Atobe saw the veins on the head in front of him twitch, and pushed the person in front of him away: "It's really not gorgeous!"

"So it's "Prince oo"! I also know about this, Alu!" Kagura pinched his chin and said, "It's the story of the 151 boy who blasted the seed with his friends and defeated the beauty devil king, right!"

Kanna nodded: "Ah, that's right! I was surprised when I found out!"

"... Bridge bean sack! Yinsang, Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Don't you think your focus is a bit wrong, hey!"

"En? Is there?" Yinshi blinked suspiciously, "Could it be because the pig's feet weren't there!?"

"What's the matter? You forgot to lubricate your glasses, Alu?"

"It has nothing to do with that, hey! Didn't you hear the point of Kanna-chan's words just now! The point is that when she introduced it just now, she said that person is his boyfriend, hey!!!"

"...Hey!!???" Both Gintoki and Kagura looked shocked, and looked at Atobe with wide eyes, "Man, boyfriend!??"

Shinobu, Shinpachi: "...how long are your reflexes?"

Yinshi fell to his knees, hitting the snow with his fists hard; "How can I repair it! It's just that I haven't seen it for a while, and my child was taken away by wolves!! Papa, I am so sad and sad! My daughter has found a male ticket!" Mouth!"

Kagura squatted aside and wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corner of her eyes: "Silver sauce, Ohne-chan won't like me if she has a boyfriend, Aru! Will she buy me delicious food, Aru? !! Are they going to step into the mature and dirty world of adults soon, Aru!?"

"..."

Everyone looked at the performance of the two and choked speechlessly. What is this and what is it? !

Yinshi jumped up and rushed to Atobe: "Stinky boy, if you want to kidnap my daughter, you have to ask the parents' opinions first, how can you fix it!"

Looking at Gintoki rushing towards this side, Kanna immediately blocked Atobe behind him, and yelled at him: "...Stop!!! He broke my child!!"

Pregnant with my baby...

lost my child...

my child……

kids...

child……

Σ(°△°|||) child! ! ! !

These few words that Kanna uttered echoed in everyone's minds, successfully killing them!

Bridge Bean Sacks!Atobe (Kei) is pregnant with Kanna's child! ? ?

The veins on Atobu's head jumped out one by one, his hands itched so badly that he wanted to slap the idiot in front of him right now.

How did she think of saying such a thing?A normal person wouldn't believe it!

But it turns out that there are abnormal people here!

Gintoki suddenly stopped his steps, pointed at Kanna's hand and began to tremble: "He is pregnant with your child!!? What a crime! How can you ruin the other party's innocence!!"

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At this time, the blue veins on Atobu's head were no longer under his control, and he almost fainted after hearing what Yinshi said.

What kind of weird thinking is this man!Do you even believe what Shenwu says casually?The most important thing is, did that guy forget that Shenwu is a girl?

Now Atobe finally understands why Kanna's character is so cheerful, it is obvious that the people around her are very unreliable! !

"What a crime! You little bastard, a hooligan in the new era! You ruined his innocence before you married him! More importantly, you made his belly bigger! How can you get along with the other's parents like this?" Confess! They will leave a bad impression on you!!" Yinshi wiped the corners of his eyes, covered his heart with one hand and hammered the ground with the other, with a sad face, "How should I explain to your numb spirit in the sky! If you know this, you will definitely cry, you will cry! Even if you climb out of the grave, you will cry for you!! It’s so sad that my daughter turned into what she is now, okay? !!"

Audience: "...=口=." At this time, how should they react?

"That's right, he is pregnant with my child," Kanna clenched his fists with a serious face, "I will be responsible to the end! Don't worry, I will marry him!"

Atobe twitched the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help patting the back of Kanna's head with his itchy hands: "...Idiot woman, you are enough!!"

If you want to marry, it's my uncle, will he marry me! !

"Aww! Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, young master, I understand!"

Atobe is angry, you know a woolen yarn! !

At this time, Atobe suddenly felt that someone was patting him on the back again, and when he turned his head, he found that the silver-haired angel came running to him at some point: "You..."

Atobe was about to speak when he was interrupted by the other party.Yinshi patted Atobe's back while opening his mouth: "Be careful, be careful! Be careful not to move the tire! This is not good for you or the baby!"

“…(#‵′)”

Hearing this sentence, a mouthful of blood choked up in his throat, and he suddenly realized that the silver-haired curly hair in front of him was not the usual beating =dish=! !

"Come on, breathe with my rhythm. Inhale~inhale~exhale...inhale~inhale~exhale..."

Shinobu and Shinpachi twitched at the same time: "No, that's obviously the rhythm of breathing during childbirth, right?"

After speaking, the two glanced at each other, and there was a feeling of sympathy for each other.

Atobe gritted his teeth fiercely, and when he was considering whether he should punch him or not, he suddenly felt a heat in his stomach, and when he looked down, he saw that the orange-haired girl was covering where her hands were, and she was still listening with her ears on it. Listen: "Yin sauce, Yin sauce, a little life is born here, Alu! It feels so amazing, Alu, Ohne-chan is so amazing!"

"Oh! Kagura-chan, hurry up and lighten up! You know that your strength is not something everyone can bear, let go of your hand, what if you have a miscarriage?"

"Big man Alu, I will be more careful!!"

“…(#‵′)(#‵′)”

Shinpachi walked over and punched each of the two squatting in front of Atobe on the head: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Enough is enough, you bastards! After all, boys can't get pregnant, okay! Stop acting stupid Oh, it makes me feel very ashamed now, how can I fix it! Didn’t you see that the people around you look like you’re crazy again, you bastards!”

Gintoki and Kagura clutched their bags on their heads, their expressions were gloomy, their eyes gleamed fiercely, they raised their heads abruptly, each stretched out a hand and punched Shinpachi: "It hurts, bastard!"

Shinpachi flew out with a graceful arc, and plunged into the snowball.

Everyone looked at this scene with black lines all over their heads, still not knowing how to react.I always feel that there is a big generation gap between them!Even the painting style is wrong, right? !

Gintoki and Kagura finally became a little more serious, and stopped arguing.

Gintoki looked at Kanna seriously, and said in a calm voice, "It seems that you have a good life here, and you have also found your home."

Shenwu nodded noncommittally: "Very happy."

"Well, that's good." Yinshi scratched his head and suddenly changed his painting style, rubbing his hands together and laughing flatteringly, "That... Kanna-chan, your male ticket is a rich man, right? Look at you guys Now that the relationship has been settled again, how can we invite our natal family to eat something, what do you think?"

The corner of Atobu's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at the unscrupulous silver hair with natural curly hair in front of him in disbelief. It was the first time he had seen such a thick-skinned adult! !What the hell is it that he was calm and reliable one second, but suddenly changed the next second!

"That's right! Ask my brother-in-law to treat us to delicious Ohne-chan! Silver-chan hasn't filled me up for a long time, Aru!!" Kagura pitifully tugged at Kanna's sleeve and shook it.

"That's enough! It's really enough, Kagura-chan! Ah Yin, am I such a stingy person! How can I say that in front of outsiders! Ah Yin, I feel so wronged!"

"Tsk!" Kagura spat on the ground with contempt on his face, "Aru has never paid us a salary, and the daily meals are just eggs and rice, and there is no improvement in life. The rest of the money You bought jump and strawberry milk Alu! I’m fine and I always go to play with pachinko!"

"Cough... Ah Yin, I am not here for a better life, as long as we win, it will be enough for us to live for a long time!!"

After hearing this, the contempt in Kagura's eyes became even stronger: "Hmph, who is the guy who often loses with only one pair of underwear left, Aru?"

"..."

Yinshi suddenly felt a subtle change in the way everyone looked at him, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "By the way, aren't we discussing what to eat? What do you want, Kagura-chan?"

"Huh? That's right!" Kagura was easily diverted from the topic, and thought seriously, "As long as there is enough rice, it will be fine, Aru, even if you eat egg bibimbap, you will be a man!!"

Hearing Kagura's words, everyone immediately looked at Gintoki with unexplainable gazes.Yinshi felt like a glow was on his back, and his whole body was not well.

He shielded his chest with both hands, and stepped back tremblingly: "You, what kind of eyes are you looking at? You can't fix it! Ah Yin, I'm not the kind of person who would abuse children!!"

Kanno ignored Gintoki, and patted Kagura on the head: "Dude Kagura-chan, the young master will treat you to a full meal today! You can eat as much rice as you want!"

"Really!" Kagura's eyes lit up, and he jumped up on the spot, "Yo Ho! That's amazing, Aru!"

Saying that, he let go of Kanna's hand, and embraced Atobe excitedly.Atobe's body froze, and then he felt the huge force that followed.

...Now he believes even more that the person in front of him is Kanna's younger sister!

Before Atobe could react, Kagura grabbed his waist and threw him into the sky.

The moment his feet left the ground, many images flashed through Atobe's mind.Resisting the urge to scold the street, his face darkened layer after layer.

This product is like a bear like Kanna! !

Seeing Kagura's actions, Kanna not only did not stop him, but smiled gratifiedly: "Look, the two of them get along really well! The relationship is already so harmonious, hahahaha!"

"..."

Everyone in the tennis club looked at Atobe's dark face, and silently lit a piece of wax for him in their hearts.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help complaining: "It doesn't look like a happy relationship, hey! Xiaojing's face is already dark!!"

"very!"

Before Kanna could open his mouth, Shinpachi pushed his glasses and said, "If the full score is one hundred, I can only give ten points for the complaint just now!"

Seeing the gazes of Kanna and Shinobu being attracted to him, Shinpachi continued with a serious face: "It's obvious that the effect of shouting out the complaints just now would be better!"

"At that time, you should have yelled at Kanna, 'That's a good bastard! He's obviously in pain, okay!' That's the right tone! The purpose of making complaints is to catch people's eyes, understand! To be successful You are qualified to play the role of Tucao, you still have to learn, do you know!!"

"Hi!!" Reflexively replied, and then he twitched his eyes when he realized something was wrong, "Speaking of which, why was my role finally decided on the Tucao? Hey! I am also a handsome tennis boy, okay? At first I always wanted to complain, but now it’s enough!!”

"Probably because they have something in common?" Kanna interjected at this time, tilting his head, "Obviously the main body is the same thing."

"...that sounds so sad!"

"Ahahahaha!"

"Speaking of which, Yuko-chan is still quite capable of making complaints, even better than you, New Baji!"

"Oh? What is it? I personally think that my ability to complain is close to the extreme!!"

"My Yuko-chan has a Kansai accent! You don't have this! You can only make complaints in a Kansai accent!!"

"So, it turned out to be like this..." Shinpachi swayed his forehead as if he had been hit, and knelt down on the ground, "Do I still have such a serious defect!! No... I have to learn my Kansai accent when I go back. ...You can't leave a stain on my complaints!!"

"... Bridge bean sack! Why did you receive such a big blow? Hey! I don't understand, I really don't understand!!" Renzu looked at the frustrated person who bent forward and twitched the corner of his mouth, suddenly feeling that he couldn't understand him Thinking, "How much do you like to complain! Hey! I don't understand why you become a stain without using a Kansai accent. How can you fix it!"

"No...how come I didn't find such a huge flaw before...you have to study hard..."

Shinpachi turned a deaf ear to Shinobu's complaints and continued to murmur gloomyly.

Everyone in the tennis club listened to their conversation with black lines all over their heads, and the corners of their eyes kept twitching.

By the way, you guys have the time to chat, why don't you go rescue the minister? Hey! !

"Ahahahahaha, the eldest young master looks very happy, and I am also very happy!"

Ha peat ah hello!How can there be a trace of happiness in that face! !This is the unanimous voice of everyone at this time.