This is what happened when Kanna just came to this world and just adjusted to life on the campus of Lihai University.
Speaking of the development of the friendship between the two, there are also some unlucky people who were tricked by them together.
That day, Kanna was sleeping on the table as usual, and he seemed to be familiar with it when he was called to the office after class.
"Tsukishima Kanna! Tell me about you!!" The history teacher slapped the table vigorously, as if he hated iron and steel, "How many times did you fall asleep in my class!?"
Kanna picked his ears and blinked in confusion: "I don't remember either, teacher, do you remember?"
"..."
The history teacher's hands were shaking and shaking, and his mouth was so open that he couldn't even speak.The guy in front of him is obviously angry with him, hey!Can the tone be more righteous, bastard!
"Pfft~" King Ni couldn't help laughing out loud at such a scene, he still had a certain understanding of Tsukishima Kanna.Leaving aside the information about the military adviser in the team, there have been a lot of things about her circulating on campus recently.What's more, he also witnessed how this man treated the dean that morning!
This person is not ordinary interesting.Moreover, he always has the feeling of finding someone who likes him!
"Masaharu Nioh!!" The female teacher tugged at Nioh's ear and shouted loudly, "It's fine if you didn't listen to what I've said here, but you still have time to laugh at others!!?"
"Cough... Teacher, let go first, let go first, and talk if you have something to say!!"
Nioh immediately adjusted his expression to admit his mistake, and his attitude should be as sincere as possible.
Kanna was also attracted by the voice here, paused when he saw the somewhat familiar face of Nioh, and turned his head to stare at the history teacher with dead fish eyes: "Speaking of which, teacher, what is the degree of your glasses? What brand? Is it nearsighted glasses or reading glasses? Are they exported or imported? Are they bought at home or abroad? Is it strong? Is there a product warranty? Are there any adverse effects?..."
"(#‵′)(#‵′)(#‵′)"
The history teacher was annoyed by the long list of non-breathing questions from Kanna, and waved his hand in annoyance: "Enough, get out!"
"Oh! Okay!" Finally hearing what he wanted to hear, Kanna stopped chanting, "Let's go now, ahahahaha."
Before going out, Kanna paused, turned his head and said to the history teacher with his teeth bared: "Actually, I just wanted to say that I accidentally broke my glasses just now. Since the teacher let me go, it means that I don't need to pay for it." Come on, ah ha ha ha, teacher, you are such a good person."
Hearing Kanna's words, the history teacher reflexively looked at the glasses he had placed on the table, his face darkened when he saw the shattered glasses, and he gritted his teeth and looked at the door.At this time, there was no sign of Shenwu, she had already slipped away after saying those words.
And Nioh also took advantage of this gap to slip out of the office, shaking his shoulders behind Kanna.
Kanna stopped and looked back at Niwang with a jumping eyebrow: "How long are you going to stay with me, Baimao?"
"Pfft~" Nioh tugged on his braids and patted Kanna on the shoulder, "Hi, girl looking for a time machine."
"Hello Baimao, goodbye Baimao!" God finished speaking blankly, and stopped when he was about to turn his head and walk away, "Baimao, I see your smile is very uncomfortable, do you mind if I give you a spanking?"
The corner of Nioh's mouth twitched: "Of course I mind, hello!"
"Ah, that's really a pity, my hands have been itching for a long time."
King Ren raised his eyebrows: "You just crushed the history teacher's glasses and your hands still itch?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't mean you crushed it, I'm such a kind person, how could I do such a thing!" After Kanna finished speaking, he squinted at King Ni, "Hmph, Don't think you are a good person! I just saw you tie the teacher's hair in a knot while she was pulling your ear!"
"Pfft! I didn't expect to be seen by you."
"Hmph, if you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself!" Shenwu paused and continued, "However, I still appreciate your behavior. I guess if it were me, I would do similar things."
"Pfft, this is fate."
Nioh and Kanna looked at each other, looking at each other's eyes full of sympathy, and understood each other's meaning without much words.Since then, the whole duo has been successfully established!
This combination has also been established, of course we have to do something!
Kanna's eyes lit up, and he waved to King Ni and whispered.Nioh nodded and exchanged glances with Kanna, both of them had smirks on their lips.
In the afternoon, the teaching director in the teaching room was taking a nap on the sofa.The vacation of the previous period has just ended, and he feels very tired after returning to school recently and having a lot of things to do.Of course, whenever he thinks of Kanna's face, he will feel a dull pain in his body!
He who was already asleep at this moment didn't know that Kanna was eyeing him again, and he came in a group.
The self-study class in the afternoon just facilitated the actions of Kanna and Nioh. Most of the people were in the classroom or library, and Kanna and Nioh were on the way to the teaching office at this time.
"Recently, I received news that the dean will sleep at this time every day."
"Just convenient for today's action."
Kanna stood at the door of the teaching office, twisted the doorknob, and frowned when he found that it was locked.Nioh patted Kanna on the shoulder to make her back away, and he took out a cross-shaped thing resembling a wire from his pocket, and inserted it into the door lock.
After a few fiddles, the door opened with a 'click'.
Kanna gave Nioh a thumbs up and nodded approvingly!This skill is simply awesome!
Shen Wu walked into the office lightly, and immediately saw the dean lying on the sofa with his eyes closed.Kanna saw his eyes lit up, walked over tiptoely, took away the wig on his head, and then replaced the other party with a golden afro wig, grinned silently, and exited the teaching office with Nioh.
After the two went out, they slapped each other's palms, and wandered back to their classroom as if nothing happened.
The teaching director who was sleeping in the teaching office didn't even notice that anyone had come, and still slept peacefully.
An hour later, the dean woke up, stretched his waist, checked the time, put on his glasses and went out, attracting many eyes along the way, the students all looked at him in astonishment, and then their eyes wandered.
What did they see!Unexpectedly, the teaching director went to change a new hairstyle this afternoon! !
The teaching director also noticed that he was paying attention to his eyes a lot today, and he was a little unclear.At this time, the chairman of the board came to meet him, saw the dean stopped, and patted him on the shoulder as if nothing had happened: "Director, I must have been under a lot of pressure a while ago, and now I see that you can relax so much. not worried."
After finishing speaking, leaving the dean who was confused, he turned and walked away.
Looking at the back of the chairman, the dean expressed his doubts. He turned around and saw the window, and was startled by the scene reflected from above.
What the hell is that yellow explosive roll inside! ?
The dean rubbed his eyes, looked at the same picture again, and froze immediately.
He said why there are so many people looking at him today, so the reason is here! !Which bastard changed his wig into something like this Hey=dish=! !Now if I take it down, I have to walk all the way with baldness, but if I don't take it down, my blood pressure will easily rise...
The dean took several deep breaths, turned around stiffly, and walked quickly back to his office.
Until the dean walked away, a burst of laughter burst out from behind the tree next to him.Kanna and Nioh laughed until tears came out, the last expression on the dean's face is so classic hahahahaha! ! !
After laughing enough, the two wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes and rubbed their pantothenic faces.One look at each other, and everything is unspoken.
the next day.
Two figures sneakily appeared at the door of the sports equipment room.That's right, Kanna and Nioh.
King Ren looked at the big lock hanging on the door and spread his hands: "This kind of lock can't be opened with the same method as yesterday."
"It's okay, I can drive it," Kanna snapped his wrist, "I'll let you see it!"
Saying that, he stretched out his hand like a knife in his hand, and slammed the door lock fiercely.
Nioh watched Kanna's movements with wide eyes, and didn't recover until the lock fell to the ground, and stretched out his thumb to Kanna.
"Let's go! Let's hurry up!" Shen Wu said as he walked in, "By the way, the way you acted as the director just now is so realistic! It looks like a real person!"
"Pfft, that's it!" King Ni tugged at his braid proudly, "Of course a fraudster must play someone else well!"
"That's right! Thanks to you being the chairman of the board to trick the physical education teacher away, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relax so easily."
"..."
Ten minutes later, the two estimated the time when the physical education teacher would come back, so they stepped forward one step ahead.
And the physical education teacher who found out that he had been cheated was furious and gritted his teeth viciously.When he came here, he suddenly found that the lock on the door had been broken and fell to the ground, and he frowned.
There doesn't seem to be any valuables in there, so thieves probably won't come.
Anyway, the physical education teacher opened the door carefully, picked up a baseball bat next to him, and walked in.
Little by little, he moved his footsteps, and suddenly pushed open the door inside. The scene that caught his eye made him stunned in place, and the baseball bat fell to the ground.
He really never expected it!Someone would be bored and come over to deflate basketball, volleyball and football!And as long as the inflatable balls are released!Not even the two balloons in the corner were spared! !
This is definitely an unexplainable fact that he is in the same group as the person who deceived him just now!It seems that the crime is still a group!
This is something people do, you bastard! !
Better not let him catch who it is!Otherwise, definitely let him look good = dish =.
Speaking of the development of the friendship between the two, there are also some unlucky people who were tricked by them together.
That day, Kanna was sleeping on the table as usual, and he seemed to be familiar with it when he was called to the office after class.
"Tsukishima Kanna! Tell me about you!!" The history teacher slapped the table vigorously, as if he hated iron and steel, "How many times did you fall asleep in my class!?"
Kanna picked his ears and blinked in confusion: "I don't remember either, teacher, do you remember?"
"..."
The history teacher's hands were shaking and shaking, and his mouth was so open that he couldn't even speak.The guy in front of him is obviously angry with him, hey!Can the tone be more righteous, bastard!
"Pfft~" King Ni couldn't help laughing out loud at such a scene, he still had a certain understanding of Tsukishima Kanna.Leaving aside the information about the military adviser in the team, there have been a lot of things about her circulating on campus recently.What's more, he also witnessed how this man treated the dean that morning!
This person is not ordinary interesting.Moreover, he always has the feeling of finding someone who likes him!
"Masaharu Nioh!!" The female teacher tugged at Nioh's ear and shouted loudly, "It's fine if you didn't listen to what I've said here, but you still have time to laugh at others!!?"
"Cough... Teacher, let go first, let go first, and talk if you have something to say!!"
Nioh immediately adjusted his expression to admit his mistake, and his attitude should be as sincere as possible.
Kanna was also attracted by the voice here, paused when he saw the somewhat familiar face of Nioh, and turned his head to stare at the history teacher with dead fish eyes: "Speaking of which, teacher, what is the degree of your glasses? What brand? Is it nearsighted glasses or reading glasses? Are they exported or imported? Are they bought at home or abroad? Is it strong? Is there a product warranty? Are there any adverse effects?..."
"(#‵′)(#‵′)(#‵′)"
The history teacher was annoyed by the long list of non-breathing questions from Kanna, and waved his hand in annoyance: "Enough, get out!"
"Oh! Okay!" Finally hearing what he wanted to hear, Kanna stopped chanting, "Let's go now, ahahahaha."
Before going out, Kanna paused, turned his head and said to the history teacher with his teeth bared: "Actually, I just wanted to say that I accidentally broke my glasses just now. Since the teacher let me go, it means that I don't need to pay for it." Come on, ah ha ha ha, teacher, you are such a good person."
Hearing Kanna's words, the history teacher reflexively looked at the glasses he had placed on the table, his face darkened when he saw the shattered glasses, and he gritted his teeth and looked at the door.At this time, there was no sign of Shenwu, she had already slipped away after saying those words.
And Nioh also took advantage of this gap to slip out of the office, shaking his shoulders behind Kanna.
Kanna stopped and looked back at Niwang with a jumping eyebrow: "How long are you going to stay with me, Baimao?"
"Pfft~" Nioh tugged on his braids and patted Kanna on the shoulder, "Hi, girl looking for a time machine."
"Hello Baimao, goodbye Baimao!" God finished speaking blankly, and stopped when he was about to turn his head and walk away, "Baimao, I see your smile is very uncomfortable, do you mind if I give you a spanking?"
The corner of Nioh's mouth twitched: "Of course I mind, hello!"
"Ah, that's really a pity, my hands have been itching for a long time."
King Ren raised his eyebrows: "You just crushed the history teacher's glasses and your hands still itch?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't mean you crushed it, I'm such a kind person, how could I do such a thing!" After Kanna finished speaking, he squinted at King Ni, "Hmph, Don't think you are a good person! I just saw you tie the teacher's hair in a knot while she was pulling your ear!"
"Pfft! I didn't expect to be seen by you."
"Hmph, if you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself!" Shenwu paused and continued, "However, I still appreciate your behavior. I guess if it were me, I would do similar things."
"Pfft, this is fate."
Nioh and Kanna looked at each other, looking at each other's eyes full of sympathy, and understood each other's meaning without much words.Since then, the whole duo has been successfully established!
This combination has also been established, of course we have to do something!
Kanna's eyes lit up, and he waved to King Ni and whispered.Nioh nodded and exchanged glances with Kanna, both of them had smirks on their lips.
In the afternoon, the teaching director in the teaching room was taking a nap on the sofa.The vacation of the previous period has just ended, and he feels very tired after returning to school recently and having a lot of things to do.Of course, whenever he thinks of Kanna's face, he will feel a dull pain in his body!
He who was already asleep at this moment didn't know that Kanna was eyeing him again, and he came in a group.
The self-study class in the afternoon just facilitated the actions of Kanna and Nioh. Most of the people were in the classroom or library, and Kanna and Nioh were on the way to the teaching office at this time.
"Recently, I received news that the dean will sleep at this time every day."
"Just convenient for today's action."
Kanna stood at the door of the teaching office, twisted the doorknob, and frowned when he found that it was locked.Nioh patted Kanna on the shoulder to make her back away, and he took out a cross-shaped thing resembling a wire from his pocket, and inserted it into the door lock.
After a few fiddles, the door opened with a 'click'.
Kanna gave Nioh a thumbs up and nodded approvingly!This skill is simply awesome!
Shen Wu walked into the office lightly, and immediately saw the dean lying on the sofa with his eyes closed.Kanna saw his eyes lit up, walked over tiptoely, took away the wig on his head, and then replaced the other party with a golden afro wig, grinned silently, and exited the teaching office with Nioh.
After the two went out, they slapped each other's palms, and wandered back to their classroom as if nothing happened.
The teaching director who was sleeping in the teaching office didn't even notice that anyone had come, and still slept peacefully.
An hour later, the dean woke up, stretched his waist, checked the time, put on his glasses and went out, attracting many eyes along the way, the students all looked at him in astonishment, and then their eyes wandered.
What did they see!Unexpectedly, the teaching director went to change a new hairstyle this afternoon! !
The teaching director also noticed that he was paying attention to his eyes a lot today, and he was a little unclear.At this time, the chairman of the board came to meet him, saw the dean stopped, and patted him on the shoulder as if nothing had happened: "Director, I must have been under a lot of pressure a while ago, and now I see that you can relax so much. not worried."
After finishing speaking, leaving the dean who was confused, he turned and walked away.
Looking at the back of the chairman, the dean expressed his doubts. He turned around and saw the window, and was startled by the scene reflected from above.
What the hell is that yellow explosive roll inside! ?
The dean rubbed his eyes, looked at the same picture again, and froze immediately.
He said why there are so many people looking at him today, so the reason is here! !Which bastard changed his wig into something like this Hey=dish=! !Now if I take it down, I have to walk all the way with baldness, but if I don't take it down, my blood pressure will easily rise...
The dean took several deep breaths, turned around stiffly, and walked quickly back to his office.
Until the dean walked away, a burst of laughter burst out from behind the tree next to him.Kanna and Nioh laughed until tears came out, the last expression on the dean's face is so classic hahahahaha! ! !
After laughing enough, the two wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes and rubbed their pantothenic faces.One look at each other, and everything is unspoken.
the next day.
Two figures sneakily appeared at the door of the sports equipment room.That's right, Kanna and Nioh.
King Ren looked at the big lock hanging on the door and spread his hands: "This kind of lock can't be opened with the same method as yesterday."
"It's okay, I can drive it," Kanna snapped his wrist, "I'll let you see it!"
Saying that, he stretched out his hand like a knife in his hand, and slammed the door lock fiercely.
Nioh watched Kanna's movements with wide eyes, and didn't recover until the lock fell to the ground, and stretched out his thumb to Kanna.
"Let's go! Let's hurry up!" Shen Wu said as he walked in, "By the way, the way you acted as the director just now is so realistic! It looks like a real person!"
"Pfft, that's it!" King Ni tugged at his braid proudly, "Of course a fraudster must play someone else well!"
"That's right! Thanks to you being the chairman of the board to trick the physical education teacher away, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relax so easily."
"..."
Ten minutes later, the two estimated the time when the physical education teacher would come back, so they stepped forward one step ahead.
And the physical education teacher who found out that he had been cheated was furious and gritted his teeth viciously.When he came here, he suddenly found that the lock on the door had been broken and fell to the ground, and he frowned.
There doesn't seem to be any valuables in there, so thieves probably won't come.
Anyway, the physical education teacher opened the door carefully, picked up a baseball bat next to him, and walked in.
Little by little, he moved his footsteps, and suddenly pushed open the door inside. The scene that caught his eye made him stunned in place, and the baseball bat fell to the ground.
He really never expected it!Someone would be bored and come over to deflate basketball, volleyball and football!And as long as the inflatable balls are released!Not even the two balloons in the corner were spared! !
This is definitely an unexplainable fact that he is in the same group as the person who deceived him just now!It seems that the crime is still a group!
This is something people do, you bastard! !
Better not let him catch who it is!Otherwise, definitely let him look good = dish =.
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