Daoist, stay safe

Zhang Xiyan hadn't had a good rest for three days in a row, even though she was full of gas, and there was Liu Yu with other thoughts beside her, she couldn't stop her drowsiness after all, and soon fell asleep.

Liu Yu quietly slid into Zhang Xiyan's quilt and hugged her waist familiarly, sighed contentedly, and said in her heart, "You are a Taoist priest and I am a demon girl, so we are well-matched." Leaning on Zhang Xiyan, she soon fell asleep up.

The sound of roosters crowing came from a distant village. Zhang Xiyan woke up from her sleep and found that it was not the cold Third Aunt who was sleeping next to her.She was curled up in a soft embrace, with steady and hot breaths beside her ears, a delicate and smooth arm wrapped around her waist, and a dishonest leg straddled hers and pressed against her body.

It's Liu Yu.

Zhang Xiyan heaved a sigh of relief.Even if the posture is a bit embarrassing, Liu Yu is asleep anyway, as long as the third aunt is not sleeping next to her... No, Liu Yu got into her bed again.Forget it, this is not the first time for Liu Yu, she kicked Liu Yu out, she had to fight again, and in the end she had to lose.She has the time to toss with Liu Yu, so she might as well catch up on sleep for a while.Zhang Xiyan seized the time to sleep a little longer, now that she didn't need to take a medicinal bath, she could sleep for an extra hour.

There was a sudden knock on the door, accompanied by the third aunt's faint shout: "Get up and take a medicinal bath."

Zhang Xiyan is going crazy: Why do you still have to take a medicinal bath now?She's all gone.

Liu Yu also opened her eyes quickly, first glanced at Zhang Xiyan in her arms, then turned her head to look out the window, it was pitch black, get up?dream.Just as she was about to go back to sleep, she heard knocking on the door and shouting: "Get up and take a medicinal bath." It was indeed the voice of the third aunt.The ghostly third aunt has no heartbeat, no breath, and no breath standing outside the door. Is she calling the door like a ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night?She really wanted to ask Zhang Xi quietly: Isn't your family a Taoist priest?

She really wanted to urge Zhang Xiyan to raise the sword and go out to collect ghosts, but she didn't dare.

She picked up her phone and checked the time. It's three o'clock in the morning, wake up?

Liu Yu was just about to ask if your third aunt got sleepy and lost the time, when she saw Zhang Xiyan get up and climb out of bed beside her.She reminded, "It's only three o'clock in the morning."

Zhang Xiyan said, "I know." She resigned to her fate and went to open the door, and said weakly, "I'm leaving the teacher."

The third aunt asked her, "Don't you need to practice kung fu after you become a master? If you are caught by a gu, you still don't practice well. If you are lazy, you will become like me, and you don't want to be beautiful."

Zhang Xiyan was so angry that she gritted her teeth, "I will not be reincarnated into your family even if I am killed in the next life."

The third aunt said to her: "Shaoli flag." She entered the room with two buckets of hot medicated bath water, and said, "It's okay, I still know how to come out and open the door." When she went to the tub, she saw that the bath water was still there, He also instructed Zhang Xiyan to drain yesterday's bath water and clean the bucket.

Liu Yu got up, sat lazily on the bed with the quilt in her arms, looked at the grandparents and grandchildren, and said, "Is your family practicing so hard? Zhou Papi's long-term workers don't get up earlier than you."

The third aunt said: "Zhang Ximing, if he practiced his skills more diligently, he would not lose his legs."

Liu Yu pursed her lips and said to herself: My dad likes to talk about other people's children, but your family uses their own children as a bad example.

Zhang Xiyan put away the water obediently, went to fetch a bucket of water to clean the tub, and poured the medicinal bath water into it.She found that the ingredients and taste of the medicine were different from the previous ones, and asked, "Did you change the medicine?"

Grandma Sangu said: "The previous prescription is no longer applicable. I see that you are very thin, and you have symptoms of insufficient Qi, blood and essence. I have another prescription for you."

Zhang Xiyan took off her clothes and sat down, and then felt a sharp pain along the skin and penetrated into the bones, so painful that she let out a cry of "Ah—" and struggled to get up, but was held down by the third aunt again.She shivered and lay down beside the tub, shouting, "Why does it still hurt so much after changing the prescription?" Tears came out from the pain.

The third aunt pouted, "Who told you to be so delicate and afraid of pain? Don't let you get used to it. If you get hurt and hurt in battle, the enemy can take advantage of it. That's the end of the call. I added it for you specially. This prescription You need to soak for seven days to promote metabolism and expel all the toxins accumulated in your body."

Zhang Xiyan clasped her hands tightly on the wall of the barrel, gritted her teeth and sat back, meditating cross-legged with mudras formed on her hands.

Grandma Sangu saw that Zhang Xiyan was sitting still, so she let go of her hand and said, "The flower god Gu in your body has just grown from a Gu seed to a child Gu, and you can refine your natal spirit Gu when the number grows enough to fill the refining Gu cauldron." She glanced at Liu Yu, and continued, "The child Gu of the Flower God Gu has similarities with the Mosquito Gu, both of which are small in size and win by numbers. This kind of Gu has a large number in the body, and it can move people from the inside to the outside." People who eat everything outside and use this as their natal Gu, if they can't cultivate properly, they will inevitably die." After she finished speaking, she glanced at Liu Yu pointingly: This is just nonsense.

Liu Yu went to the bathtub and saw Zhang Xiyan's lips were trembling in pain, and her forehead was full of cold sweat. She said to Grandma Sangu: "Your family practice..." Isn't it a bit too cruel.She received the knife-like eyes from the third aunt's grandmother, and she didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence, and she didn't dare to show her distress and concern.My wife, it's fine for me to be in pain quietly, otherwise the ghostly third aunt doesn't know how to deal with people more.

Grandma Sangu glanced at Liu Yu, who was playing soy sauce style, and continued, "Last night, I told you to use the method of refining natal spirit Gu to solve this problem." Gu is also a mother Gu. With it, it can split the child Gu. As long as there is enough food, a flower god Gu can split into countless Gu, otherwise, tens of thousands of Gu can also be gathered into one. I'm talking about gathering, Not devouring, devouring is refining the mother Gu. Gathering means that thousands of child Gu are controlled by a mother Gu or Gu master, just like one body. People who use the flower god Gu to cultivate the Gu body use tens of thousands of Gu Instead of your own body, and yourself in these tens of thousands of Gu." She paused and said, "If you don't understand, then the vampires in the western movies you watched turned into hundreds or thousands of vampires. Bats make sense."

The cultivation method that Liu Yu remembers in her mind is the latter mentioned by Grandma Sangu, "gathering Gu" to cultivate the Gu God, and to the point of cultivation is called "Gu God", immortal, even if the whole person is burned , as long as there is one Gu alive, it can be reborn through the Gu.She practiced this way before, but the third aunt said yesterday that she would be eaten by Gu.Then there is a question, when cultivating Gu body, is it human or Gu in the end?The body of human consciousness Gu?Or directly GAMEVOER, could the so-called "Gu God" be the flower god bewitching people to use it as a petri dish scam?

To put it simply, there are two cultivation methods now, one is to take the specialization route and refine the natal spirit Gu, which is the mother Gu, which is equivalent to multiple organs.One is to take the quantitative route, cultivate the Gu body, and refine the body into Gu.Up-to-date and safe, but the benefits are relatively small.The latter is dangerous but it may be huge profits, and of course it may cost your life.Liu Yu actually wanted to maximize her profits.businessmen.

The third aunt said to Zhang Xiyan sternly: "Zhang Xiyan, remember, only one flower god Gu is refined, and one mother Gu is enough, don't keep child Gu or Gu seeds on your body, whether it is in the blood or other internal organs. Don't keep the viscera, don't cultivate the Gu body."

Liu Yuxin said: "Fortunately, there are no big parents in my family. I can choose freely."

Zhang Xiyan responded, and said with trembling lips: "Grandma Sangu, let's talk later." She was about to fall into samadhi, which would reduce the pain a little.

Grandma Sangu slapped Zhang Xiyan on the back, and said, "Don't enter meditation, bear with it."

Liu Yu looked sideways: Aunt Tiger!

She suddenly felt that the parents who forced her to study were angels compared to the third aunt.

Zhang Xiyan bit down on the tub wall in pain, and really wanted to pack her luggage and go down the mountain after soaking in the medicinal bath.But Grandma Sangu said she would soak for a week, so she didn't dare to leave, so she had to run Zhoutian quietly to relieve the pain.

The third aunt saw her breath flowing, but she didn't stop her.

The hot water got hotter and hotter, Zhang Xiyan was so hot that she was sweating profusely, and her face was flushed red.She gritted her teeth and shouted: "Liu Yu, get out." It was already miserable enough, and there was a crowd watching, which was embarrassing.That guy still has a bad mouth, and he might laugh at her for soaking in the medicinal bath until she cried.

Liu Yu didn't go out, she said: "I'll catch up on sleep for a while." She went to bed, slipped back into bed, lay down on the bed and watched Zhang Xiyan soak in the medicinal bath.

Zhang Xiyan was almost cried by Liu Yuqi.She was in so much pain here, that guy could go back to catch up on sleep.

Zhang Xiyan soaked for an hour, until she was soaked like an overcooked shrimp, and then she was pulled out of the bathtub by the third aunt's grandmother in a collapsed state.

Liu Yu looked at the ghostly third aunt hugging her wife, and her wife was leaning in her arms so cutely, she immediately envied and hated: My wife, I will hold her by myself.

However, it was not on his own territory, so he did not dare to challenge the majesty of the third aunt.

She wondered, it will take another week to soak, or tomorrow I will help the third aunt with work?

When she thought of Zhang Xiyan crying in pain in the bathtub, she decided to forget it.No matter how angry Zhang Xiyan is with the third aunt, she has to be obedient, if she does that, she will be hated by Zhang Xiyan, what if she gets blocked again.

Zhang Xiyan rested for a while, then went to wash her hair and take a bath, and then felt that she was alive again.She dressed neatly, went outside and said to the third aunt's grandmother, "You go to the bitter-smelling weed."

The third aunt asked her: "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The medicine is useless except for pain, and the tolerance to pain must be trained to a certain degree!Zhang Xiyan was really impatient, and when she saw that the third aunt was stubborn and stubborn, she was so angry that she turned her head and walked out.

The third aunt sprayed her: "You still don't admit it when you say you are squeamish."

Zhang Xiyan wanted to say, you are not afraid of pain, you can go, but the third aunt is really not afraid of pain, she does not feel pain.She hung sandbags on her legs, put heavy armbands on her arms, and went out of the gate of the old house to run along the mountain road in the morning, feeling very angry!Being a Taoist priest is hard and dangerous, and every penny he earns is earned by working hard. Any job is better than being a Taoist priest.People say there are three hardships in life, selling tofu by punting boats and irons. Now that technology is advanced, mechanization has long been possible, and all walks of life have become easier. Only being a Taoist priest is as hard as coptis. Working on a construction site is easier than being a Taoist priest .

After a while, Liu Yu followed.

Zhang Xiyan retorted angrily: "Stay away from me." If it weren't for this guy, she wouldn't be reduced to being a Taoist priest.

Seeing Zhang Xiyan's reddened and fierce eyes, Liu Yu immediately slowed down and ran behind Zhang Xiyan.Seeing that the sandbags on Zhang Xiyan's feet were not light, she thought to herself, "No wonder his skills have become so good." She didn't know how much he had suffered and suffered in the past three years.

She ran for a while, and suddenly saw a big mud pit in front of her. In the middle of the mud pit stood uneven wooden stakes. The distance between each pillar ranged from one to two meters, which was a bit like plum blossom stakes for martial arts.

Zhang Xiyan stood on her tiptoes and stepped on the wooden stake at the top of the pillar, which was barely enough to put a foot on. She ran and jumped incomparably neatly, stepped over the big pit in two or three strokes, turned around the path ahead, and disappeared without a trace.

If it falls, it will definitely turn into a clay figurine, the kind that rolls several times.Liu Yu decided to take a detour.

When she walked around the mud pit, she saw that the grass was full of barbed wire.The four protruding thorns, no matter how they are scattered, always have one side facing up, and anyone who steps on it can pierce their feet.The grass here is deep and dense. I don’t know how many barbed wires there are. If you don’t pay attention, you have to step on it. Even if you walk carefully, you don’t know if there are any buried under the grass or in the soil.She can't just break the grass or turn the soil with every step she takes.None of the stones or boards around or with the aid of footholds can be found, and they have obviously been cleaned.Obviously, this was specially prepared for Zhang Xiyan.They didn't see anyone else along the way, and this road was only enough for one person to walk together, and it was difficult for two people to go the wrong way, which meant that there were very few other people coming along.

Liu Yu was afraid of falling into the pit and being unable to get around it, so she had to stay here and wait.

She waited for a long time without waiting for Zhang Xiyan, and seeing that the sun was rising so high, she thought to herself: "Is it possible that you won't come back?" She simply went back and waited.

When she stepped into the gate of the old house, she saw Zhang Xiyan standing by the well in the yard carrying water.

Liu Yu: "..." Elder sister, if you run around and don't come back, you should say something anyway.

Zhang Xiyan rolled up her sleeves, washed her face and hands, opened her collar and wiped off the sweat from her neck, arms, back and chest with a wet towel, and went to the main room to eat in silence.

Only Grandma Sangu, Zhang Xiyan, Sister-in-law and Liu Yu came to have breakfast, and the old man and old Guanzhu Zhang were not seen.Liu Yu knew that their family had a lot of secrets, so she didn't ask much.She flattered Zhang Xiyan with food.

Zhang Xiyan picked up the bowl to avoid it, and killed him with a slash: Stay away from me!

The sister-in-law said: "Don't get angry at Liu Yu, she didn't offend you." The one who offended you is the third aunt, you go to her.She helped boil the medicine, and knew what the third aunt had put in. If she hadn't fished out a lot of medicine residue in advance, Zhang Xiyan would have lost her temper.

Zhang Xiyan said coldly: "If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have come home to become a Daoist priest."

The third aunt turned her head and told the sister-in-law, "Add a dish to Liu Yu at noon, kill Guoshan Feng and stew the snake soup, the one wrapped on the head."

Liu Yu: "..." Grandma Sangu, are you rewarding me or cheating me.

The third aunt was really impatient when she saw Zhang Xiyan, and said, "Okay, I'll reduce your dose, is it okay?"

Zhang Xiyan knew that it was impossible for Grandma Sangu to lose all of it, so she said "hmm" expressionlessly, and silently picked up the rice.She thought for a while, raised her head, and glanced over Liu Yu and Sangu's grandma, her eyes flickered slightly, and she already had an idea in her heart.

The third aunt's grandma ignored Zhang Xiyan's small plan at all: Can she still go to heaven?

Liu Yu is as quiet as a chicken, and she has a bad feeling: it's terrible for my wife to be angry.

Zhang Xiyan finished her meal as quickly as possible, put down the bowl and chopsticks, went out, and disappeared in a flash.

The third aunt turned her head and said to the sister-in-law, "Go to the village and talk to the mountain guard. If I don't speak to anyone who dares to put Zhang Xiyan down the mountain, I will break their legs." She thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I will Go." Put down the bowl and chopsticks, and left.

Liu Yu waited for the third aunt to go out before asking in a low voice, "Sister-in-law, have you always been this cruel?"

The sister-in-law said: "It's better to suffer a little bit at home and less dangerous to go out. It's better to be strict." Now there is only one hope in the family, so we can't be stricter.Zhang Xitang and Zhang Ximing made it like that, even if they are cured, they will have to start all over again, and it is hard to say how much they can recover.Zhang Xiyue and Zhang Xizheng's talents were limited, and they were fine enough to earn a living, but Zhang Xiyan could be counted on in matters of life and death.

Liu Yu secretly thought, planning to abduct Zhang Xiyan to Huaji Village or to her father's company to work. How easy it is to be a Feng Shui consultant to make money, easy and not dangerous, and you don't need to accept this kind of devil training.She decided to refine the Flower God Gu better, so she will rely on the Flower God Gu to protect her from now on. The only thing that the Flower God Gu can't protect is bodyguards. She doesn't lack money for bodyguards.

At noon, Zhang Xiyan didn't come back for lunch.Fortunately, the ferocious third aunt told her that Liu Yu didn't have to worry about Zhang Xiyan leaving her behind and sneaking down the mountain to leave home.

The elder sister-in-law is too busy to see, and the third aunt is also absent. There is only one uncle who is super nerdy in the old house. Liu Yu can't even find anyone to talk to. There is no signal on the mobile phone, and there is no WIFI. Liu Yu is very suspicious of the third aunt. Turn off the router.She couldn't access the Internet, and couldn't walk around, so she nestled in Zhang Xiyan's room, counted the tiles on her head eight times, and went to bed early at night.

Finally, when the table was set up for dinner in the evening, Zhang Xiyan came back.

Zhang Xiyan, who went out wearing a clean Taoist robe, came back so dirty that she couldn't see it, and all kinds of smells mixed up on her body, which made Liu Yu wonder if Zhang Xiyan had sneaked into the Gu nest to eat it.Her body not only smelled of Gu, but also had an unpleasant smell of medicine, corpse smell mixed with preservatives, and also strangely smelled of paint.Zhang Xiyan, who went out empty-handed, was carrying a pannier behind her back.

Everyone in the room looked at her in unison.

Zhang Xiyan explained lightly, "When Zhang Xiaolin was painting the ancestors, there was a coffin that was too old, and he accidentally stepped on it, deceiving the corpse."

Liu Yu: "..."

Grandpa's eyelids twitched, and he asked, "Which ancestor cheated on the corpse?"

Zhang Xiyan: "Tianzi NO.13 is the one with the red coffin and the bronze armor corpse." She held back for two seconds, and then said, "The skin is rough and the flesh is thick, only the cervical spine is the weak point. The situation was a bit urgent..."

Master Zhang asked, "Did you break your ancestor's neck?"

Zhang Xiyan said heartily: "You think too highly of me. Do you think I dare?"

The third aunt said angrily, "It's turned on. You can smell her body." She asked, "Did you cut off your ancestor's head?"

Zhang Xiyan hummed, and said, "It's time to change the coffins for the ancestors." After speaking, he threw down the book basket and ran to fetch water.

The third aunt asked, "What's in the book basket?"

Zhang Xiyan didn't even look back, "I took things from the Flower Festival tribe more than 2000 years ago, but I have to give them back."

The third aunt: "..."

Mrs. Zhang: "..."

Master Zhang: "..."

Sister-in-law: "..."

Sister-in-law: "Soup is still simmering in the kitchen." It flashed quickly.

Liu Yu immediately dismissed it, "The things from your ancestors have nothing to do with me. Our Huaji tribe has decided to divert to develop agricultural products. You take care of these. I'll help my sister-in-law make soup." Got up, went to the kitchen, and said in my heart: Wife , you are not afraid that the third aunt will pick your skin off.

The third aunt got up to pick up the book basket, and saw that there were not only books in it, but also some materials for refining Gu.There are not many books, three of which are introductions to the basics of Gu art, and two are about tempering the body, one is about medicinal baths, one is about body training methods, and the other two are about inner strength and mental methods of shamanism.These few books are the right way, not some evil things that harm people.She showed the books to Mrs. Zhang, and then to Mr. Zhang, and said, "I've seen these few books. I'll copy them and give them to Liu Yu, so she can take them back."

Mrs. Zhang flipped through the book, nodded, and said, "Success." He paused and said, "However, I still have to warn them that exercises are practiced for self-defense and saving others, and they cannot be used to harm others."

Grandma Sangu said: "With the things in the Flower Sacrifice Tribe and the Flower God Gu, the key people will be killed long ago. These few exercises are not bad, but these few exercises are beneficial to their practice and can also lead them on the right path." If Liu Yu's situation is not guided by an authentic method, it is easy to go astray into an evil path."

Master Zhang also agreed, saying: "I think it's ok." He paused and said: "I'll go to see that child Xiaolin, the coffin that was inspected after Qingming, how could it be trampled on? The boy has been naughty since he was a child, and he must have wanted to turn his ancestors out to make trouble. His skin was itchy." After finishing speaking, he got up and left.