Daoist, stay safe

Zhang Xiyan knew that Liu Yu was thinking too much again, and said in her heart, "You think well." She bid farewell to the uncle Yuanfang's family who ran the incense shop, and asked Liu Yu to lock the car and go with them.

Liu Yu saw the car parked at the gate of someone's house, and asked, "Will it affect their business?" If you drive any further, the door will be blocked.

Zhang Xiyan said: "There is no holiday, there is no individual customer business." Her family is in the business of regular customers, incense candles, paper wax are only sold by the way, medicinal materials, pills and talismans are the main items, regular customers can find the door, and everyone Leave such a wide road at the door to get in and out.The town is very old, and there are not many parking spaces. Parking is either on the road or at the door of the house.

Liu Yu looked back at the signboard, which said "Zhang's Incense Shop", and asked, "Is this also your family's business?"

Zhang Xiyan said, "No, it's an agent."

Liu Yu's eyes lit up, and she asked Zhang Xiyan, "What do you think of me?"

Zhang Xiyan said: "My family's agents are all surnamed Zhang, they are all descendants of an old ancestor, and they live in the same village."

The three of them walked leisurely in the town.

The town is not big, but because it is not far from the ancestral court, there are several tourist attractions, and there are many famous pilgrims and tourists, and correspondingly, more people make a living from it.People dressed as Taoist priests, fortune tellers, and incense shops can be seen everywhere, and many shops still have "authentic" and "orthodox" signboards, and there are lay monks who look like masters, Zhang Xiyan doesn't know which orthodox or orthodox they are , anyway, it is just selling some incense candles, paper wax and some ordinary home decorations, and no one will pursue it.There are also Taoists or practitioners who mix in it.Just like her grandfather, who squatted on the side of the road and played chess in a Taoist robe, ordinary people couldn't tell if he was really capable.

From time to time, someone looked at Liu Yu with scrutiny, and some acquainted neighbors said hello to Master Zhang, and two people casually asked Liu Yu while exchanging greetings. Master Zhang said: "The child of the old customer, Come to see a doctor."

Liu Yu was quite puzzled, and said, "Am I so obvious?" She didn't have the nerve to say that they made her feel like a street rat.Why haven't I seen so many high-level people before, and they all popped up all at once.

Zhang Xiyan said: "It's normal for you to look at you or ask a few words when you pass by someone else's door and the magic weapon moves. The dog has to bark twice when a stranger comes from the villagers."

Liu Yu: "..." She had nothing to say.

They left the town and entered the mountain by the path.In the beginning, there were tourist walking routes. The more you walked, the more sideways the road was. The road on the ground also changed from a cement road to an old stone road. With a long history, many places are smooth, and many stone slabs are staggered.

Liu Yu followed Zhang Xiyan and Zhang Laoguan and climbed up the mountain road. She didn't go far and found that the road was winding, with many traps and pits. Many places seemed to be formed naturally, but In fact, it integrates knowledge of optics, architecture and other aspects to deceive people's visual perception and mislead.She knew the Fuxi Formation of the Flower Sacrifice Tribe like the back of her hand, and she thought she had found the way of dot formation, but after entering the mountain, she was stunned.If she hadn't been quick-witted, she might have lost Zhang Xiyan's arm when she saw the old temple master Zhang who was less than two meters away from her suddenly disappear and grabbed Zhang Xiyan's arm.She snorted, "Little boy, I know that your family has a lot of tricks, so I'll grab you and see how you lose it?"

When Zhang Xiyan turned her head, she saw Liu Yu standing three or four meters behind her, talking to herself in a cloud of air.She said to the young man squatting on the rock: "It's late, don't play."

Zhang Xiyan in front of Liu Yu suddenly disappeared, followed by Zhang Xiyan standing three or four meters away looking at her expressionlessly.She was stunned for a moment, why did she get tricked again? It's over!She was wondering if the Zhang Xiyan in front of her was real or not, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of someone beside her, turned her head, and saw a person exactly like her appearing beside her, turned her head to look at her, and smiled at her, so scared that the hairs on her body stood on end up.

Zhang Xiyan was helpless, and said, "Still playing?" He walked over and stretched out his hand to grab "Liu Yu", and "Liu Yu" disappeared, and a small paper figure full of talismans appeared in her hand.She told Liu Yu who was so frightened that she released all the Flower God Gu: "Illusion. It's not as clever as Li Wei, it needs a medium."

"Who is Li Wei, call out and make gestures with me."

Liu Yu heard someone talking, and only then noticed that there was a young man in his 20s on the rock next to him.

Zhang Xiyan introduced, "Zhang Xiaolin is good at illusion, and often stops here to play tricks on people." He turned and walked up the mountain.

Zhang Xiaolin followed Zhang Xiyan and shouted: "Elder Xiyan, Li Wei..." In the middle of speaking, he received Zhang Xiyan's murderous cold stare, quickly opened his mouth, and murmured unconvinced, "Being an elder who can teach skills by ability , why don't people shout."

Liu Yu blinked and looked at Zhang Xiyan: she seemed to know something important.

In an instant, Zhang Xiyan's mood can only be described by a dog.

Whether it is a sect or a family, once it grows up, it will inevitably branch and establish a new clan.Her family is a branch that has lived in this small mountain village for generations. The way of inheritance is from father to son, and from son to grandson.It is said that it is not easy to be an elder who teaches the exercises. There is a book list, and you must master all the exercises on it. Even if you don't practice it, you must know how to practice it.Her father asked her to recite books when she had nothing to do. Relying on her good memory and thinking that there would be no harm in studying more, she memorized all the books in the library.Later, Sangu's grandma told her that she would be an elder teaching the practice in the future.When she first heard about it, she thought about how tall and powerful the elders of Chuan Gong are. In the novels, they are all existences with aloof status and overwhelming fighting power.

Before the Ching Ming Festival, all the cousins ​​in her family were present, and she passed the examination for the teacher's graduation. During the Ching Ming Festival, she passed the third aunt's elder grandma's examination in front of the whole village. She thought she was at the pinnacle of her life, hehe ... Then I learned that the so-called Chuan Gong elders were the private school teachers in the village, another name for tutors. The age span of the students was so large that she doubted life. no the same!She went to practice for half a day, then packed her luggage and followed her parents down the mountain to inherit her grandfather's Taoism.This horrible thing has long been forgotten, wishing everyone would forget, Zhang Xiaolin even reminded her!Can't live too far!

Zhang Xiaolin walked away from Liu Yu in distaste, walked around to the other side of Zhang Xiyan and followed half a step behind, and said, "Xiyan is long...cough...cousin, after you went down the mountain, the third aunt installed a network cable and bought a computer. Grandma Sangu is the real one. The top-end desktop computer is equipped without blinking an eye. She thought the desktop computer was inconvenient, so she bought a laptop worth tens of thousands of dollars. She chose the most expensive one without blinking an eye. Just a little bit. She is very mean to herself, and she is stingy with us. She bought such a good computer and locked it in the cabinet. Except for asking me to teach her how to use it, she will not let me touch it. The elder has the ability to learn electricity by himself..." Halfway through the complaint, he saw a ghost-like person standing in the middle of the road in front of him, and was so frightened that he "cough cough cough..." coughed repeatedly, until his face turned red.

Liu Yu saw a skeleton monster wearing Zhang Xiyan's Taoist robe in the middle of the road ahead, and couldn't help but turned to look at Zhang Xiaolin: What the hell are you doing.She thought to herself: "It's small, I don't want to show you any color, I really think my sister is a soft-legged shrimp." The flower god spewed out, and plunged into the skeleton monster in front, ready to kill it instantly.

When Zhang Xiyan saw the third aunt's grandma suddenly, she was also startled, and was so angry that she wanted to kick Zhang Xiaolin down the mountain: If you don't talk about the third aunt, she can hide for a while before she comes out.

She was about to say hello, but Liu Shen's mental illness had already released the Flower God Gu to attack. Before she could stop her, she saw Sangu's grandma reaching for the sleeve pocket of her Taoist robe, and suddenly there was only one thought in her mind: It's over!

Third Gu's grandmother took out a palm-sized mini alchemy stove from her sleeve and lifted the lid.

Those Flower God Gus got in all at once, and quickly filled up the pill furnace, shining red light all over the furnace.

The third aunt closed the lid calmly.

Liu Yu: This skeleton monster is a bit powerful.The Flower God Gu was confiscated, and she couldn't use it anymore.She said to Zhang Xiyan: "Your family still wants to fight monsters on the mountain road when you go home? This skeleton monster is a bit awesome. I admit defeat." The little boss who guards the mountain with magic weapons can't be messed with!She discussed with Zhang Xiyan: "Let your skeleton monster return my Gu." She thought it was an illusion at first, but after the fight, she received the Flower God Gu, only to find out that it was not an illusion. She saw that the skeleton monster was not breathing or heartbeating. , guessing that it may be a puppet corpse driven by people.This kind of thing, the most human master can drive, look for Zhang Xiyan.Seeing that Zhang Xiyan didn't respond, she shouted at Shanlin again, "I'm Zhang Xiyan's friend, I'm sorry to offend, I don't know which senior's skeleton monster it is, please take it away, can you return my flower god Gu to me ?Thanks."

Zhang Xiaolin looked at Liu Yu in shock and admiration, and cupped his fists, "Eldest sister, I respect you as a dead man!" He hid behind Zhang Xiyan.

Zhang Xiyan walked over listlessly, and told the third aunt, "There is something wrong with Liu Yu's mind."

Grandma Sangu glanced at Zhang Xiyan, then glanced at Liu Yu with disgust, stuffed the pill stove into her sleeve, and left.

Liu Yu: "..." I... have I been despised by a puppet corpse?

She was despised by Master Zhang, despised by Zhang Changshou, and despised by Zhang Xiyan. She recognized her, but no one called them awesome.If it weren't for this being the natural enemy's lair, all kinds of methods to deal with Gu emerge in an endless stream, she has to... She can't afford to provoke someone who can control the puppet corpse.

After Liu Yu was despised, she didn't like it, so she told Zhang Xiyan, "Your family actually refines a puppet corpse, and it's still an orthodox Taoist school." After she finished speaking, she found that the puppet corpse looked back at her, and the eyes were somewhat similar to Zhang Xiyan.She thought to herself: "Illusion." How could it be possible to resemble Zhang Xiyan.

Zhang Xiyan looked at Liu Yu weakly: "Don't talk."

Liu Yu said "hoo" and said: "If you have the ability to refine the puppet corpse, don't gag people if you have the ability."

Zhang Xiyan said helplessly, "That's my third aunt, my grandpa's third sister, dear."

Liu Yu's expression suddenly became "Fuck", and said, "Your family used your own family to make puppet corpses."

Zhang Xiaolin decisively stayed away from Liu Yu, and said to Zhang Xiyan, "I still have something to do, you guys go first."

Grandma Sangu didn't turn her head back: "Xiao Linzi, the coffins of our ancestors have accumulated ash. Go back and wipe the ash and then put some paint on it for maintenance."

Zhang Xiaolin: Why do you want to complain about the third aunt?Why can't you think about it so much?

Liu Yu: "..." Zhang Xiyan's family is a bit cruel.She somehow felt something was wrong.

She cautiously asked Zhang Xiyan, "Which elder in your family is the person who manipulates your third aunt?"

Zhang Xi answered her expressionlessly, "My third aunt." Seeing Liu Yumeng blinking, she seemed a little unresponsive, and added, "My third aunt controls herself."

Liu Yu's expression changed again to "Damn!" This time it's really over!She forced herself to be calm, and struggled to death: "Is she in charge at your house... or is she just guarding the way into the mountain?" She knew her status after hearing the work that the third aunt's grandma gave Zhang Xiaolin, and she wanted to cry immediately, she was still very injustice.No one had ever told her that there was a high-status elder in Zhang Xiyan's family who grew up like this.It's really ghostly, you don't need makeup or special effects to act in ghost movies, the kind of people who act in their pure and natural qualities are absolutely in place.

Liu Yu almost wanted to cry three thousand feet: Master Zhang Changshou, you are so awesome, you are treating your parents and seniors.Don't you care that she has grown into this face?It's fine if you don't care, at least say hello in advance, it's killing me.

She wanted to ask, "Is there time for me to go down the mountain now?" But her Flower God Gu was still held in the third aunt's hand.She ate and satiated so hard, and finally grew into such a big ball, and just left, it was really a return to before liberation.

Liu Yu was completely autistic!