Daoist, stay safe

Liu Yusheng lay on the bed without love, thinking, "Is what I learned different from what Zhang Shisan learned?" When she was practicing, images would appear in her mind, like projection teaching.Is Zhang Shisan's text version?Is there any difference?The difference between genuine and fake?She thought that Zhang Xiyan got it from Li Wei, and her own got it from the Flower God Gu, she suddenly became uneasy.It would be a disaster if he got to the copycat kung fu, what if he became Ouyang Feng.Maybe she has schizophrenia symptoms because of this copycat exercise.

When Zhang Xiyan came out of the shower, she saw Liu Yu sitting on the bed hugging the quilt, looking at her with burning eyes and grievances.She was vigilant, but also thought that Liu Yu would not dare to use force on her, and she was not interested in Liu Yu, so she went to bed calmly.Her quilts were piled up in front of her by Liu Yu, like cotton balls, so she had to take another air-conditioning quilt from the closet.

Liu Yu dragged out her voice with displeasure, "Zhang Shisan", that voice was full of grievances.

Zhang Xiyan was so frightened that she shivered, and said, "Stop shouting, I'm not interested in women." After she finished speaking, she heard a choking sound, and turned around to find Liu Yu buried her head in the quilt, and there was a faint sob .

Pretend?What is this actor doing?She stood wondering for a long time, and found that the sobbing continued, and there was an intensified posture. She stepped forward to check, and suddenly found that Liu Yu had wet the quilt from crying.

She was dumbfounded on the spot.She wouldn't be surprised if Liu Yu made trouble with any demon moths, would she cry?incredible.Even if Liu Yu could cry, she should cry in secret. Now she is wronged and crying for her, what a bitter trick?

Liu Yu shouted angrily, "Too bullying." She slammed the stack of A4 papers on the quilt in front of her, and asked, "Why are you learning the genuine version and I am learning the copycat?"

Zhang Xiyan was stunned for a few seconds before changing her thinking from "Liu Yu tried to seduce me, but failed, which caused her self-esteem to suffer, so she cried" to "Liu Yu learned Gu art and learned the counterfeit version, so she cried".Although she didn't know where Liu Yu came to her conclusion, it was indeed worth crying.She handed Liu Yu a tissue and said, "You haven't started yet, just start from the beginning." She glanced at Liu Yu and asked her doubts, "How did you know that yours is a counterfeit version? Is it genuine?"

Knowing that Zhang Xiyan's family is an authority in this area, Liu Yu just gave her a detailed reference to see where she made mistakes in her practice, so she told Zhang Xiyan the projection images "visualized" in her mind. A diagram of the human body structure.Although the picture she drew was a bit out of shape, but she saw Zhang Xiyan nodding and felt that Zhang Xiyan understood enough.

Zhang Xiyan looked at the picture and thought, "Your family is so rich, why didn't your parents enroll you in an art class?" Even if you have some art skills, you can't draw people into human-shaped radishes, so you still use yourself as a reference painting When it came out, the proportions of the human body were not correct.A three-year-old child with a three-headed body can be cute, you are almost at the third person, a three-headed body... She looked at Liu Yu with eyes that had just cried, as if asking: "Can you understand?" Is it?" She nodded expressionlessly, thinking to herself, "I guess I can understand."

She waited for Liu Yu to finish describing, then tore off this page of Liu Yu's drawing, and used Liu Yu's picture as a reference, and redrawn it according to the correct human body structure and meridians and acupoints, and then marked out the key points with the Witch God's Book, and asked Liu Yu, "Is this what you learned?"

After looking at it carefully, Liu Yu said, "It's roughly the same, but it's not as clear as your drawing." She asked, "The one I learned is also the genuine one?"

Zhang Xiyan drew the lines that were not in Liu Yu's picture, and said, "Are there any of these lines?"

Liu Yu said, "There are no such details."

Zhang Xiyan glanced at her, "If one of the eight meridians is missing, it will be neither disabled nor disabled." She said to Liu Yu, "What you learned is not a copycat, but a simplified version, or it can be said to be an incomplete version."

Liu Yu: Should I be happy or cry again?

She asked Zhang Xiyan, "Is there a full version in simplified Chinese? The one with translation, preferably in Song typeface or block letters."

Zhang Xiyan said, "I can help you translate, ten yuan per word, I mean the translation."

Liu Yu smiled, "I'll count you as a [-]-word version." My sister is rich, and my sister's self-esteem has been recovered!snort!

Zhang Xiyan glanced lightly at Liu Yu's chest and legs not covered by the quilt, "It's all gone."

Liu Yu approached Zhang Xiyan with a smile, and asked, "Aren't you healthy?" She looked at Zhang Xiyan charmingly, and said, "I can pay you to whore me." Then I will let you take responsibility!

Zhang Xiyan: She is seriously ill.

She packed up the papers, shook off the quilt, and said after lying down, "I just said that I would collect money, but I didn't joke with you. Don't look at it, it's only a few thousand words, and it includes the human body's extraordinary meridians, internal organs, and 720 acupuncture points, this is just the most preliminary understanding of the human body structure, where you are practicing, and what its purpose is. During the cultivation process, you also need to be equipped with exercises. If there is no annotation, don’t say you understand the meaning , and may even ignore it directly..." When she said this, her voice paused, "The result is insanity. I don't need to explain what the end of insanity is, right?"

Liu Yu asked, "Scare me?"

Zhang Xiyan was very calm, "Anyway, I have been diagnosed with no schizophrenic problems."

Liu Yu: I'm going, I've been pierced again!She said lightly, "Isn't it just a matter of money? My sister can afford it, and I can afford as much as I can. My money, including me, will be given to you." While she was speaking, she saw Zhang Xiyan looking at her coldly, Immediately faltered, she said, "I know, I know, the relationship is not in place, no matter how much money you give, you won't help me translate and write notes." She fell in love again, "My Xiyan still cares about me."

Zhang Xiyan closed her eyes again, and coldly disregarded the relationship, "Your father usually burns a lot of incense, so it's still useful at critical times."

Witchcraft is a technique of yin and evil. Practitioners are accompanied by poison all year round, and it is easy to practice it to the point of being inhumane. If there are yang gang or Zhongzheng and peace techniques to assist in reconciliation and maintain the balance of yin and yang, it can be avoided to the greatest extent.However, the inheritance of the exercises of each family is related to the livelihood of generations. If you want to learn, you must either be a master or a disciple, or a blood relative, not a close relationship, and there is nowhere to learn if you spend money.Her family's orthodox exercises will not be passed on to Liu Yu, but those superficial cultivation of mind and character are fine.Liu Yu has a complete book of witch gods and does not lack cultivation skills, but only needs to strengthen her mind and hone her will. If she is determined, she will not be easily affected by the flower god Gu and Li Wei.

Zhang Xiyan wanted to translate the annotations for her, and had to add some auxiliary exercises into it. The fee was ten yuan per word, and one-on-one teaching was really a friendly price.According to Zhang Xiyan's understanding of Liu Yu, this guy's heart is not firm. If he doesn't charge money, he might just see the meridian map and give up halfway. keep learning.

She made money, Liu Yu learned the skills, killing two birds with one stone!Zhang Xiyan quietly gave herself a thumbs up.

Liu Yu slipped into Zhang Xiyan's bed like a slippery fish, hugged Zhang Xiyan's arm, drew a long tone, and said in a demonic tone: "Daozhang Zhang is not in trouble."

Zhang Xiyan gave a faint "hmm" and said, "You can still kick people out of bed." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and looked at Liu Yu speechlessly, "Don't rub your chest against my arm, you have breasts, I have it too, it’s not rare.”

Liu Yu was choked hard by Zhang Xiyan, but she couldn't find anything to refute, so she lay down beside Zhang Xiyan in frustration, and asked, "Aren't you enlightened? Don't you need a relationship or something?"

Zhang Xiyan said thoughtfully, "I have to have that time and a partner." She turned her head to look at Liu Yu, imagining the picture of looking for this guy as a partner, and quickly moved her eyes away in fright: scary!

Liu Yu snorted twice, hugged Xiyan's tense arm and did not let go, thinking: "Not only did you not kick me out of bed, but you let me continue to hug, which shows that I am still a bit attractive." She gave herself a thumbs up, Come on, sister, if you keep working hard, you will win Zhang Shisan one day.

She suddenly remembered that it would be shameless to be compared by Zhang Shisan everywhere, and to chase after Zhang Shisan, isn't it too shameless?

Thinking of this, Liu Yu let go of Zhang Xiyan's arm and rolled back to her bed.

Zhang Xiyan turned over and turned her back to Liu Yu: she was finally able to relax and sleep comfortably.

Liu Yu turned her head, looked at Zhang Xiyan's back, thought for a while, how angry, you don't even care about me!She wanted to raise her leg to kick Zhang Xiyan off the bed, but she didn't dare, so she rolled over and stuck behind Zhang Xiyan, her long legs straddled Zhang Xiyan's waist, and clamped it, hum!

Zhang Xiyan: "..." She struggled a few times, but she didn't break free, gave up, and became Liu Yu's humanoid pillow again.This time it was still on my bed.Can she let Liu Yu be her humanoid pillow?hehe!She prefers to use Liu Yu as a sandbag.

Go to bed late at night and wake up late the next day.

Zhang Xiyan didn't wake up when she heard the sound of her parents getting up, so she pushed Liu Yu, who was sleeping next to her, but it turned into an octopus and pressed against her tightly, with her hands clasped tightly, her legs clamped, and she couldn't break it. Can't break it apart.She pushed it a few times and was so sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes. She just endured the discomfort and fell asleep again.

There was a knock on the door, and her mother's voice came, "Xi Yan, Liu Yu is gone."

Zhang Xiyan thought, "It's on me." He didn't bother to talk to her mother.

Mrs. Zhang didn't even respond to her yells, and she was thinking that Liu Yu was mentally ill, and she was worried that she fell ill and got lost in the middle of the night. She was anxious, and hurriedly opened the door to dig Zhang Xiyan, who was sleeping late, out of the bed. Then she saw the bed——

Liu Yu hugged her daughter, and the two seemed to be doing something unspeakable.

She quickly closed the door and stood there with a dazed face: These two children... when...were they together?

No wonder Xiyan didn't go home when she returned to Kunming, but went to stay in a hotel with Liu Yu. This is a two-person world, right?No wonder Xiyan usually wakes up at five or six in the morning, and she didn't get up even after breakfast today, so...

The second sister-in-law went upstairs, saw Mrs. Zhang, and asked, "Are they up? Have dinner."

Mrs. Zhang was taken aback, "coughed", and said nonchalantly, "Young people like to sleep late, let them sleep a little longer. Let's eat first and leave them alone." Zhang Changshou asked in a low voice, "When did your daughter get together with Lao Liu's daughter?"

Zhang Xiyan was woken up by the sound of her mother opening and closing the door.She stared at the door and was stunned for a few seconds before she shifted her gaze to Liu Yu who was sleeping on her body.Liu Yu's sleeping position is almost nothing, but the key is that this guy sleeps naked!