Daoist, stay safe

Zhang Xiyan saw the text message from Zhang Daoying, and replied a text message: "Grandma Sangu, Daoying is still young, let her go." That little clever Zhang Daoying will help Grandma Sangu sue her second generation ancestor?She only hugged her thighs tightly from side to side.

Another text message came: "Take care of your son. You can see for yourself how he beat your aunt."

Zhang Xiyan replied: "Forcibly using Gu to reverse the meridians is very hurtful." By the way, he prescribed a treatment prescription for Sangu's grandma.

The third aunt's grandmother, Zhang Jiaoyan, was not beaten to death by Li Chongchong's son, but she almost made Zhang Xiyan pissed off.

Zhang Jiping sat at the dining table with a straight posture and a gentle attitude.His voice is a bit hoarse and his voice is not pleasant to hear, but his language is concise and responsive, which makes people feel very educated.

Liu Lei really thought that the younger cousin's cousin was a good one, and he was able to get along with him, so he couldn't help drinking a few more drinks with him until his face turned red.

He looked at Zhang Jiping again, he drank more than him, his expression didn't change at all, his thinking was still clear, he was amazed by his drinking capacity.

Zhang Jiping dealt with the people around him, focusing on eating and drinking.His aunt raised her son just like feeding pigs. She never distracted herself from cooking, not to mention it was unpalatable. He was not poisoned to death purely because of her superb medical skills.

He thought about the pigs, cattle, and sheep that his mother dragged into the mountains to feed them, raw and alive, and let him and his children and grandchildren eat them alive.He looked at the delicacies, wines and wines in front of him again, and could only swallow tears in his stomach.Two thousand years old, I am really embarrassed to make trouble with her.

Zhang Jiping cleaned most of the food on the table without moving, leaving a little bottom, and put down his chopsticks.He made up his mind that if A Niang didn't go back to the mountain, he wouldn't go back either.It's a pity that the lady is gone, otherwise it would be nice to take the lady to eat and drink with Auntie.Although A Niang is unreliable in cooking, she is used to looking for good things, and she can find a lot of delicacies that ordinary people can't even think of. If she tricks A Niang to teach some witch skills, he will not live for two thousand years.

After dinner, the nannies cleaned up the table and cleared the table. Some played cards, some played mahjong, and some went to the living room to drink tea, chat, eat fruit and watch TV.

Seeing that Liu Lei and Zhang Jiping had a good chat, Liu Yu made up his mind and called Liu Lei and some of his cousins, "Second... Zhang Jiping has been practicing hard on the mountain before, this is the first time he went down the mountain, you take him Go out and play. Sing K, go clubbing, or charter a night cruise on a yacht, come back and ask me for reimbursement.”

Zhang Jiping turned his head to look at Zhang Xiyan: Maybe he wants to dismiss me again.

Liu Yu retorted directly: "Why, you haven't been weaned."

Zhang Jiping opened his fingers, revealing his slender and long sharp nails.

Liu Yu hid behind Zhang Xiyan, "Zhang Xiyan, your son is fierce to me."

son... son?Everyone in the room thought they heard it wrong, and they all looked at them.

Mrs. Liu said, "Xiao Yu, don't make jokes."

Zhang Xiyan said to Zhang Jiping: "Go play with Liu Lei and the others, and let Liu Lei take you back to the Taoist temple later."

Zhang Jiping asked, "Aniang, what about you?"

Ah...Aunt...the people around fell silent.

Zhang Xiyan said: "I'll go back to the Taoist temple to clean up first." He then said to Liu Lei: "Brother, please help him buy some daily necessities and a change of clothes, and send him back to the Taoist temple later."

Liu Lei replied: "Okay. Junior sister, don't worry, I promise not to lose your...godson." This must be the child of a relative's family who recognized his godson.The blood relationship of the junior sister's family is really strong, they look so similar.

Zhang Jiping corrected: "My own."

Liu Lei: "..."

People around: ?

Mrs. Liu: "..." Is this child insane?

Liu Shize: "..." Could there be some mystery?

Zhang Xiyan didn't intend to explain further, and called Liu Yu to leave.

Liu Yu picked out the most expensive luxury car keys from the car key drawer, and went to the garage to pick up the car.

Liu Lei and several cousins ​​of the same generation discussed where to go, and someone asked Liu Yu loudly, "Xiao Yu, are you really spending casually? Don't feel bad if you spend tens of thousands of dollars in one night."

Liu Yu rolled down the car window, and replied, "As long as you don't go to the casino, you can spend whatever you want, and the nightclub can be booked out." She thought that Zhang Jiping was a gu corpse, so she sent another message to Liu Lei. Don't engage in any relationship between men and women.

She drove Zhang Xiyan out of the community and onto the highway, far enough away from home, before she asked Zhang Xiyan, "Are you sure you can rest assured that your precious son of the ancestor of the ghost can go out to play?" Tsk, the generations of Zhang Xiyan's family are messed up.

Zhang Xiyan glanced at Liu Yu faintly, full of melancholy.What are these things.She didn't understand why Zhang Jiping insisted on following her, and she didn't know how Li Chongchong taught her son before. She really suspected that he was a mother boy.She called the third aunt's grandmother Zhang Jiaoyan again and asked what was going on. Didn't she say that she would not go home for the New Year? Why did the third aunt go back to the old house suddenly and Zhang Jiping went down the mountain.

Zhang Jiaoyan snorted three times in a row, "I was singing a song while burning a hot pot by the Dongting Lake, and suddenly your son used his blood to track and lock me, and I threw down my chopsticks and ran away but didn't run away. When he caught him, he beat him violently, and his ribs were broken for three o'clock on the spot. If I hadn't seen that the situation was wrong, I would immediately kneel down and admit my mistake, begging for mercy. Sue!Must sue!

Zhang Xiyan was speechless: What the hell is my son.Who wants such a big Mabao son.She asked, "So what do we do now?"

Zhang Jiaoyan said: "There are two choices now. One, he will follow you. Two, he will come back and break my bones, and I will break Liu Yu's bones."

Liu Yu: "..." It's none of my business!

Zhang Xiyan hung up the phone silently, and called Wu Fengqi again.

The call was quickly connected, and Wu Fengqi's slightly nervous voice came from the phone, asking Zhang Xiyan what's the matter.

Zhang Xiyan said: "Li Chongchong's son, Zhang Jiping, the second ancestor of the Zhang family, has mastered Gu skills. He has gone down the mountain, so he needs to apply for an ID card." Do as the Romans do, since Zhang Jiping has gone down the mountain, he still follows the rules outside.It is more convenient for Zhang Jiping to have an ID card to open online bank payment, so he greeted the Association of Minzu and Religious Affairs in advance, and kept their boundaries to avoid disputes and conflicts.

Wu Fengqi couldn't hide his astonishment: "Who?"

Zhang Xiyan said: "The founding ancestor of the Zhang family, Li Chongchong, and Zhang Zhenshan's only son, Zhang Jiping, have come down from the mountain with great Gu skills, and are now in Guangcheng. He needs an ID card."

Wu Fengqi: "..." Geng Chen, are you going to exterminate the family or poke a hornet's nest?A bunch of innocent people were killed, and the big bosses stayed behind.He asked, "Where is the household registration?"

Zhang Xiyan said, "My grandfather's Taoist temple."

Wu Fengqi said: "I will contact the Guangcheng branch to collect information for him." He asked again: "Is there any ancestor in your family who needs to apply for an ID card?"

Zhang Xiyan said: "The ones who didn't go down the mountain don't need to be dealt with, my third aunt will take care of them."

Wu Fengqi said: "Understood." He hung up the phone with a heavy heart.

As soon as Zhang Xiyan arrived at the Taoist temple, someone from the Guangcheng branch of the Minzong Association called to make an appointment. The respectful and enthusiastic tone made Zhang Xiyan doubt his life.She set a time with the people from the Guangcheng branch, and Liu Yu looked at her strangely and asked, "What's wrong?"

Liu Yu said: "Don't you need to discuss with the second-generation ancestors about getting the ID card?" It was arranged directly.

Zhang Xiyan: "..."

Liu Yu asked: "He is two thousand years old, can't he take care of himself? Wouldn't it be good to let him apply for an ID card and learn to deal with various things in society?"

Zhang Xiyan: "..."

Liu Yu rolled her eyes three times at Zhang Xiyan, and said, "Let me tell you, behind every boy who is a mom, there is a top-notch mom."

Zhang Xiyan: "..."

She silently used the Flower God Gu to unlock the door, went in, packed and packed her belongings, and gave it to her son... the second generation ancestor.

There are no people in the Taoist temple for a long time, everything has been tidied up long ago, even the sanitation was cleaned by Liu Lei a few days ago, what Zhang Xiyan needs to do is to stuff the clothes in the closet into the suitcase, and put those Throw expired cosmetics and toiletries in the trash.

In less than half an hour, she put all her personal belongings into boxes and packed them up. Then she released the Flower God Gu to form a talisman to cover the suitcase. The floating light flickered, and all the boxes disappeared out of thin air and were taken away. .

Liu Yu had seen Zhang Xiyan show off this trick when she was packing her luggage at the hotel before, but this time she still couldn't see how Zhang Xiyan did it.She couldn't even understand the runes that make up the talisman array, she wanted to learn it, it looked a little complicated, and she probably couldn't learn it well, so she kept silent.

At one o'clock at night, Liu Lei's driver drove him and Zhang Jiping back to the Taoist temple.

Zhang Xiyan and Liu Yu smelled the smell of cigarettes and beer mixed with the smell of the KTV private room on their bodies, so they knew without guessing that they were going to sing K.Let alone whether Zhang Jiping can sing, his voice is difficult enough.

The driver had already bought Zhang Jiping's daily necessities and prepared a change of clothes. He mentioned it to the Taoist temple and asked where to put it.

Zhang Xiyan pointed to the wardrobe, and said to Zhang Jiping, "You live here."

Zhang Jiping saw that the Taoist temple was very small, with only one bedroom, and asked, "Where does Auntie live?" Glancing at Liu Yu, he suspected that Zhang Xiyan wanted to live in Liu Yu's house.

Zhang Xiyan said: "Live at my parents' house. I have an appointment with someone to come and apply for your ID card at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, and I will come over then. Come with me, and I will teach you how to use the home appliances." After she finished speaking, Teach Zhang Jiping to use the water, electricity, gas and other appliances in the house.

Liu Lei called Liu Yu to the courtyard outside, and told Liu Yu in a low voice, "This Brother Zhang doesn't know anything, he finds everything strange, and everything is different from ordinary people. Liu Xue wants to come to him and ask When he was drinking, he hurried to the door and said very seriously, "Respect, I am a man with a wife. Although the lady is no longer here, I can't be sorry for the lady..." Before he finished speaking, his buttocks suddenly twitched. Pain, like being attacked by someone, turned my head, but didn't see anything.He looked around vigilantly and asked, "Xiao Yu, did you see anything?"

Liu Yu quietly pointed to Zhang Jiping in the room.

Liu Lei stopped talking immediately.

Zhang Xiyan quickly finished teaching Zhang Jiping how to use home appliances, and said, "It's getting late, I'll be back first."

Zhang Jiping stood in the room and called: "Aniang", and said: "If I annoy Aniang, I will go back to the mountain."

Zhang Xiyan said: "Since you've gone down the mountain, it's good to get in touch with the outside world and learn some things from the outside world. The only thing is, unless the other party has murderous intentions towards you, don't hurt someone's life."

Zhang Jiping agreed.

Zhang Xiyan said: "I will stay here until the Lantern Festival is over. I will take you around for a while."

Zhang Jiping nodded again, very well-behaved.

Zhang Xiyan was basically sure that this was a white-skinned black-core guy, so he directly ignored his cuteness, thanked Liu Lei, and took Liu Yu away.

It was past three o'clock in the morning when she returned to her parents' house.

After opening the shutter door, the first floor was cleaned very clean, but everything in the house showed old signs.

After she went upstairs, she saw that anti-theft doors and anti-theft devices were added to the stairs, and the stairs behind the doors were covered with thick dust.

She turned off the anti-theft device and opened the door, went upstairs, and pushed open the door of her parents' room. The furnishings in the house looked like the owner's house was just away temporarily, but the furniture and the floor were covered with dust.The intimate photo of the parents was still placed on the table, smiling sweetly, and the relationship was so good, but at this moment the photo was covered in dust, and no one was there.

She stood at the door, tears rolling down uncontrollably, choking and sobbing.

Liu Yu hugged Xiyan nervously, and said in a low voice: "Baby Xiyan, you still have me, grandma Sangu, Zhang Daokun, Zhang Daoying, and an extra two-thousand-year-old son."

Zhang Xiyan stared intently at the photos of her parents. She still had relatives, but no one could replace the parents who held her in their hands and cared for her.

Zhang Xiyan wept uncontrollably, letting out shrill howls.

Liu Yu's heart was about to be torn apart by her crying, but there was nothing she could do to persuade her. She could only hug her tightly, and then sealed her surroundings with the Flower God Gu, so as not to let the crying sound spread out and scare the neighbors.

She hugged Xiyan tightly, and coaxed softly: "Cry, it will be fine if you cry out." But God knows if it will be fine if you really cry.The parents who love her so much and love her so much, if they say they are gone, they will be gone.He left so suddenly, died so horribly, and the real culprit is still at large and continues to do evil, who can bear it.

The house is gone, only the dusty house is left. The silence of the room is in stark contrast to the family reunion at the neighbor's house all night playing cards and mahjong.

In the Taoist temple, Zhang Jiping fell straight on the bed, his mother's crying sounded in his ears. When his father died, his mother didn't cry, she held his hand very quietly, and walked with him through the whole life, and then He put Father in the coffin with his own hands and sealed the coffin.He thought, maybe it was because his father died in bed, and Aniang's father died so badly in this life, it seemed that her mother was gone.

He sighed secretly and closed his eyes.He heard his mother's distressed crying, and his head was full of feasting and smog. Those people were crying and howling in the KTV, saying they were singing.He sang death, love, but his emotions were high, full of enthusiasm and unrestrained.

He found that he did not go down the mountain in 2000, and he no longer knew the world.

He closed his eyes, unable to fall asleep, A Niang was still crying, so Liu Yu said via sound transmission, "Can you coax people?"

Liu Yu heard the voice that suddenly sounded in her mind, she shuddered, and quickly released the Flower God Gu, pulled out a sound transmission Gu for tracking from a corner, and directly extinguished it.

The crying sound suddenly disappeared, and the Gu was gone.

Zhang Jiping sat up, thought for a while, then straightened back upright, and habitually raised his hand to pull the coffin lid to close it, only to realize that he hadn't slept in the coffin.His face was swollen and he couldn't fall asleep. He got up, got under the bed, and lay flat, comfortable.