Daoist, stay safe

Zhang Xiyan received modern education since she was a child, and became a part-time Taoist priest halfway through the family. It is too embarrassing for her to teach apprentices like traditional Taoism.She positions herself as a part-time tutoring, and the textbooks she writes for them are also a set of learned methods.People nowadays are probably influenced by novels, and they all think that after learning a profound cultivation method, they can become a peerless master. Now is a fast-paced era, and everyone does not have the conditions to spend decades practicing a method , so she decided to write a crash course.

She divides the textbook into four parts from simple to difficult. The basic part is the simplest, which can be learned by everyone. The technique of light body, raising qi, holding one's breath and several sets of fighting techniques can be practiced until there are a dozen of them, and they can still eat after graduation.

The basic introductory textbook is simple, and it can be written in half a day. In fact, the practice steps can be completed with a single picture, and the rest are all annotations.

She finished writing the teaching materials in the morning, let Liu Yu watch the demolition work of the house in the afternoon, and brought Zhang Daoying and Zhang Daokun to find a printing shop to print out the basic version of the exercises and bind them into a book.She tentatively plans to print [-] copies, and everyone who comes to class will have one copy, and the rest can be left for other Zhang family members who cannot come.

Zhang Daokun was dumbfounded when he heard his sister-in-law said that he would print [-] copies.He thought to himself: "Sister-in-law, are you planning to wholesale cultivation cheats?" If it weren't for the amazing skills shown by his sister-in-law, he would have suspected that his sister-in-law was a liar engaged in pyramid schemes.

When the staff of the printing shop was checking the typesetting, they saw the textbook written by Zhang Xiyan and asked in a low voice: "Are you practicing a cult?" A friendly reminder: "Don't be fooled."

Zhang Daokun said in his heart: "Sure enough, I'm not alone."

Zhang Daoying snorted proudly: "Hmph, you mortals." My sister-in-law can fly!

Staff member: "..." What a liar, such a young child will not be spared.He quietly told his boss that those people were engaged in a cult.Worried that they will be caught, saying that they are engaged in illegal printing of cult books.

The boss was also afraid of getting involved, so he came over and declined.

Zhang Xiyan calmly logged on to the official website to call out her identity verification.

The boss saw it, oh, it turned out to be the head of the Taoist priest, then it was no problem, it was OK, so he ordered the staff to open the seal.

Zhang Xiyan asked how long it would take, and she had to wait several hours, so she asked Zhang Daoying and Zhang Daokun to watch over here, and she went to the library.

In her memory, ancient times was an era of cold weapons that relied on divine power to fight, and all aspects were very primitive and backward.She doesn't know what Buzhou Mountain is like, but if she learns some skills, she will be able to gain more living skills when she goes to Buzhou Mountain in the future.She thought that Bu Zhoushan must have all kinds of cultivation methods, but if everyone put their skill points into cultivation, their development in other aspects would definitely be restricted.There may still be room for all kinds of technology to be used today. If you don't overwhelm yourself with too many skills, learn more knowledge, and there will always be times when it will come in handy.

She returned to the printing shop with the borrowed printed books. Zhang Daokun, Zhang Daoying and the staff in the shop all looked at the thick books in her arms with surprise on their faces.

There is no rule that being a Taoist priest cannot read books on smelting and casting. There are also Taoists who specialize in the manufacture of magic weapons.Seeing that they were still cutting and binding the books, Zhang Xiyan sat beside them calmly and read the books.

The Zhang family who received the summons from the third aunt arrived one after another.

They didn't dare to bother Zhang Xiyan, and handed Zhang Daokun the special souvenirs they brought for Zhang Xiyan, and entrusted him to hand them over to Zhang Xiyan, and settled down by themselves.The consumption of Jiuli Guild Hall was too high, so they found a cheap hotel nearby to stay temporarily.

In the morning, there were more than 80 people, and in the evening, there were more than twice as many people. Not all the Zhang family members came, but also their apprentices.

Liu Lei was on a business trip and came to visit his sister. The evening meal was postponed, so he came here to catch up on class.

One sheep should be herded, a flock of sheep should be herded, and a large flock of sheep should be herded. Zhang Xiyan silently glanced at the twice as many people and said nothing. Heaven, Stars and Earth Demons Gathering Yuan Cultivation Method".

Everyone was stunned.

The master has always held the classics of the cultivation method, and when teaching the apprentices, they are all dictated. Only those disciples who are valued by the master will have the books, and they will borrow them to read for a few days, and then return them back after memorizing them. .

Zhang Xiyan here is like handing out textbooks, everyone gets a copy for free, it looks like it's very cheap.

An uncle in the next room received the book, saw the title of the book, and said, "What are the evil spirits of the heavens and the earth? Although our family said that they practiced some sectarian techniques, Taoism is fundamental. It is taboo for you to practice earth evil techniques. You can't mess around."

Liu Yu was turning the pages of the book, when she heard the words, she raised her head to look over, and said to herself, "Are you here to mess things up?" She cast her admiring gaze.Dare to smash Baby Xiyan's place, I'm afraid he didn't come all the way to ask for a hammer.

Zhang Xiyan said very calmly: "You learn what I teach, you don't want to learn it."

The uncle immediately turned dark and said to Zhang Xiyan: "What are you talking about, I am your uncle."

Zhang Xiyan replied very unceremoniously: "I have many uncles, not counting uncles as relatives. There are 34 names on the ancestral genealogy without five clothes in the next room. This is the homework of the Zhenshan School, not a place where you rely on the old to sell the old." .”

Uncle said: "You are an evil technique, you can't practice it. You can't go on this crooked way just because our family is in trouble..." Zhang Xiyan picked him up and threw him outside the door before he finished speaking.

Zhang Xiyan closed the door and said, "Zhang Daokun, you order two people to be in charge of the classroom order, and if there are such things, just throw them out."

Zhang Daokun quickly responded: "Hey."

Zhang Xiyan said: "I will spend a week explaining to you and teaching you how to use the knowledge in the book. The master will lead you in, practice is up to you, and you can keep the book and practice slowly. This book is the textbook for the morning class, and it has nothing to do with the homework in the evening. relationship. The homework in the evening is mainly about theory.”

The uncle outside was thrown out by Zhang Xiyan, couldn't hold back his face, and cursed angrily: "Zhang Xiyan, you have no respect."

Zhang Xiyan said coldly: "Interfering with the teaching of the elders who teach the exercises, the light ones will be thirty rods, and the serious ones will be expulsion from the master's school."

Zhang Daokun got up quietly, waved to the two brothers from the same family behind him, went out from behind, and "invited" the uncle away.

Zhang Xiyan said: "Cultivation, another scientific term is the absorption, transformation and utilization of natural power." She wrote on the whiteboard and said: "The ancient saying that there is no natural energy is explained by the power of ghosts and gods. You may understand Thinking, we are Taoist priests, so it’s good to practice Taoism, and natural energy has nothing to do with us being Taoist priests.” She drew a few lines under the natural power, and wrote Yin Qi, Yang Qi, Sha Qi, Ling Qi, and the power of stars respectively. , The Power of Wind and Thunder, and the Power of Mountains and Rivers.She said: "These forces are distributed in nature, collectively referred to as natural forces. Casting Taoism and spells is the process of absorbing and transforming these forces." She continued to write, saying: "Including metal, wood, water, fire, earth The power of the five elements belongs to the power of nature."

She highlighted the "stars" and "bad energy" and said: "These two are the key points I want to talk about today, and they are also the ones mentioned in the book "Stars and Earth Fiends Gathering Yuan Cultivation Method" in your hand. Strength. Here is a digression, why don’t I let you practice the spiritual energy of heaven and earth in traditional Taoism.” She wrote another word “the end of the Dharma era”.She said: "The history of the development of human civilization for more than 5000 years, to put it bluntly, is actually a process of ebb and flow between the civilization of the gods and the civilization of humans. The gods gradually disappeared, and humans rose to become the rulers of the earth. Our cultivation is actually followed by the gods. This is a dharma-ending era where it is difficult to see a way out, and the dharma-ending era began with the landslide in Buzhou..." She talked about the sacrificial system from the landslide in Buzhou, all the way to the industrial age and the age of technological civilization, from the entire The development of the times and the changes of the environment speak of the exhaustion of aura.She said: "Why do I advocate the cultivation of the power of the stars and the power of the earth? Because these two kinds of power are the easiest to obtain. Let me talk about the power of the stars first. What is the power of the stars? To put it bluntly, it is the free energy in space, does it sound right?" It feels very far away, but it is actually around us. For example, gamma rays, intense rays from space, have been developed and used in industry and medicine, and gamma knives. You may think, how can the human body absorb those?" As Zhang Xiyan spoke, she raised her bangs on her forehead again, and everyone saw a small but extremely dazzling light suddenly released from her forehead. The air in the room was distorted. Immediately afterwards, everyone felt the air and the room trembling. The books they held in their hands were whistling, and everything from people to the room, including the carpet, floated up.

This process was very short, but it gave everyone a feeling of weightlessness and panic, and they were still in shock when they fell back to the ground.

Liu Yupiao turned into Gu Mist on the spot in the air, and did not gather into a human form until she fell to the ground.

Liu Lei fell back to the ground, looked at his sister, then looked at Zhang Xiyan, patted his beating heart, and then rubbed his face vigorously, his mind was full of thoughts: "Who am I, where am I, where am I? What class are you in, what happened to my sister, my junior sister was not like this before, what happened to them in the past two years..."

Zhang Xiyan said: "Sorcerer clans cultivate the power of the stars and the power of the earth. Li Wei has lived for more than 5000 years, and he can still live after being burned to ashes."

Liu Lei looked at Zhang Xiyan, read the book, then looked at his sister, and immediately wailed in his heart: "It's over, the junior sister is also crazy." The junior sister is not only crazy, but also has super strength, and started teaching classes.He turned his head to look at his classmates, and saw that from teenagers to old people, the eyes looking at her junior sister were full of enthusiasm, and the children who were three or four years old were so scared that they hugged their father and cried.The child's father put his arms around the child and gently coaxed him, while staring intently at the junior sister who had turned into a brainwashing madman, he suddenly remembered what his mother said about the things his sister did in Huaji Village, such as being carried by the villagers like Carrying the whole village around like gods, and sprinkled flowers along the way...

Liu Lei made a regret: why didn't he go to the dinner party at night and not accompany the client!

He silently ignored his junior sister's brainwashing class, went to flip through the textbook, tried to circulate the pitifully little zhenqi in his dantian according to the method recorded above, and then found that he could feel some free energy around him rushing into his body, along the way. Through the pores of the skin, it penetrates into the meridians, and then enters the dantian according to the path recorded in the exercises.

Liu Lei: "..." Damn it, it works!He quickly came back to his senses, put away the book, and prepared to listen to the class seriously.His junior sister Zhang Xiyan: "Alright, this is the end of today's class. Class is over." Turning around, he picked up a brush and wiped off the words and pictures that occupied the whiteboard without leaving a single word. That's fast It was too late for him to take a picture.He whispered to Liu Yu: "Xiao Yu, do you have any videos or notes?"

Liu Yu: I was too busy calling the boss 666 in my heart.She said blankly: "No." She got up, picked up her newly received textbook and left.

When Zhang Xiyan left the classroom, she saw her third aunt kowtowing sunflower seeds outside, and beside her stood the uncle who had just been kicked out.

The uncle looked at her arrogantly, as if asking her parents to come and wait for her to learn a lesson.

After Zhang Jiaoyan finished listening to the class outside the classroom, she handed the trash bag containing melon seeds to Liu Yu who came out, asking her to help throw it away, and said to Zhang Xiyan, "There is no such exercise in the library."

Uncle's chin was raised: I will teach you how to fix those crooked things!The little girl liar only ate a few catties of rice, and she dared to do something wrong.

Zhang Xiyan responded with an "um".Of course there are no textbooks she compiled temporarily.

Zhang Jiaoyan raised the book in her hand from the complainant next to her, and said, "I've accepted this book, and you hurry up and write the rest for me. You don't need to write such details, I can understand it." She said After speaking, he was ready to leave.

Uncle called her: "Third sister, she practices evil skills, won't you teach her a lesson?"

Zhang Jiaoyan said straightforwardly: "You don't care what kind of cultivation method she is, a black cat and a white cat are called cats if they can catch mice. If you practice orthodox cultivation method, who can you beat? Who can you protect? You sued me when you were young." I haven't sued enough, I'm suing Xi Yan, if you are so old that your teeth are falling out, believe it or not, I will push you into the mud pit to wash your mouth. I finally roasted a chicken. After you finish eating the chicken butt, turn back Just ask my father to sue me for stealing chicken! Don’t eat it if you have the ability.”

Zhang Xiyan: "..." Grandma Sangu, don't be like this, there are a lot of people here.You and your friends are arguing over old accounts, can you change the place?

Liu Yu: "..." Your family's painting style is always so peculiar.

The uncle said: "Third sister, it's wrong to steal. The chicken was given to the ancestors by the second uncle. How could you steal it?"

Zhang Jiaoyan said: "I still asked my ancestors to kowtow to me, and I even asked my ancestors to line up and dance in rows. Can you control it? Believe it or not, I let my ancestors blow up their corpses and scare you to death." When I saw the complainant, I would get angry. I was beaten ten times when I was a child because of the complainant.

Her cell phone rang, and Zhenren Zhangjiao called.When Zhang Jiaoyan got on the phone, she heard the voice of Master Teacher coming from the phone: "Your ancestral mausoleum and ancestors escaped the catastrophe."

Zhang Jiaoyan glanced at Zhang Xiyan, and said to herself: Your vest fell off again.She denied it flatly: "No, how is it possible."

The real person in charge said: "The hole dug out by the golden-armored Gu corpse is unmistakable, the wild boars in the mountains were all torn apart."

Zhang Jiaoyan: "..." She hung up the phone silently, and said to Zhang Xiyan, "Come with me." This time it's really a crow's mouth, the old ancestor cheated on the corpse!But their coffins and mausoleums are gone. Should they burn their ancestors or build coffins for them to repair the mausoleum?The former is sorry for the ancestors, while the latter... costs a lot of money!