lazy turtle out

Chapter 32 What did I see

Guichen wakes up and finds that she is sleeping on the bed, and what's more, the place she is in seems a little strange.

This room is not big, a big bed takes up most of the space, and there is no window, only the same big glass as in An Tengzhe's office.

Not seeing An Tengzhe's figure, Gui Chen was not in a hurry to find him.I found a cardboard box on the bedside table, and I had a hunch that it contained food.He took human form, opened the box, and saw that it contained a piece of strawberry cake.

His eyes lit up, and he picked up the small fork inside and ate it.

Eating the delicious cake, Gui Chen was very satisfied: "An Tengzhe is pretty good, he knows to prepare something for me. For the sake of the cake, draw him an amulet when the time comes."

An Tengzhe put down the documents in his hands, took a sip of coffee, and thought that Guichen should probably wake up.So I planned to go to the lounge to take a look, lest the other party wake up in a strange place, but didn't see me, and would be unhappy.

The door of the lounge is in his office, which is where he occasionally takes a lunch break or does not go home too late after working overtime.Opening the door, seeing Guichen who was leaning on the head of the bed and eating cake leisurely, I felt that I would think that the other party was not happy when he didn't see him, it was all self-indulgent.

Guichen sees An Tengzhe come in, and asks him: "An Tengzhe, where is it?"

"This is the lounge, and outside is my office." Seeing that he woke up, An Tengzhe went to the bedside table and took out a tablet computer from it.

Gui Chen looked at the thing in his hand curiously: "What is this?"

"Tablet." An Tengzhe sat by the bed and connected to the Internet.

Gui Chen leaned over to look curiously, "What is the tablet used for?"

"Use it to surf the Internet." An Tengzhe knew that Gui Chen was too "ignorant", and it was not easy to explain to him what surfing the Internet was, so he didn't continue to explain.

Guichen looked at the screen of the tablet curiously, feeling quite strange.It seems that his younger brother has a tablet like this, and it was given by his master, so he should have one too: "I also have a tablet, but it looks different from yours. Mine is not black."

An Tengzhe was surprised that Guichen had such a modern thing: "Why do you have a tablet computer?"

"My master bought some for us when he went out to play." Seeing him pointing his finger on the screen, Gui Chen poked it out of curiosity, but there was no reaction, so he withdrew his hand boredly: "My master said that there are a lot of things inside, let's take a look and learn about the outside world."

"I researched it, but I didn't see anything in it, so I put it away." It's just that he has too many things stored, and it takes a lot of time to sort out the tablet computer from which corner to find it. , "I forgot where I was stuffed, and I don't want to look for it anymore."

An Tengzhe felt that Guichen's master had a concept of keeping pace with the times, and also considered the situation that the apprentice would encounter when he came out, so he let them know in advance.However, Gui Chen was too lazy, "Did you feel that you didn't come outside and didn't need to bother to understand the outside world, right?"

Gui Chen bit her fork, surprised: "How do you know?"

An Tengzhe chuckled: "Lazy people are like this."

Gui Chen said nonchalantly, "I'm not human." He continued to eat his cake.Just watching An Tengzhe click on the tablet with curiosity, "Why is there no such picture on my tablet screen?"

An Tengzhe said in the simplest way: "You will know after playing more." No matter how much you explain, it's better to let Guichen play by himself, and understand faster.

The speed of the network is very fast, and the video software will be downloaded in a while, and he clicks to install it.An Tengzhe felt that Guichen's life was too meaningless, he ate and slept every day, and he didn't even want to practice.It's just that it's unrealistic to let Guichen go to work, he is a monster, and he doesn't care about money and status in human society.

However, An Tengzhe still felt that it was a waste of life to spend most of the day sleeping and eating.Even if you develop a hobby.However, Gui Chen first understands what modern society looks like is the premise of everything.Therefore, I plan to download some urban TV dramas for him to watch, so that he can have a general idea.

An Tengzhe also knew that what he did was just worrying.Guichen has a long life, which can be completely wasted. Moreover, Guichen is a demon, and the meaning of his life is not defined by their ordinary human concepts.However, he was happy to worry about it.

From birth to now, no one has ever made him so caring, and he likes the feeling of doing so.

After choosing an urban drama to play, An Tengzhe handed the tablet to Guichen: "Since you have come to human society, you should also understand how we live. This is a TV series, it's acting, don't take it too seriously."

Gui Chen was still quite curious: "Is it telling a story? But, it looks like a real person."

An Tengzhe explained with a smile: "Actually, it's a video shot, and there's no one hiding in the tablet."

"Oh." Gui Chen took it and put the tablet on the bed, "You don't need to accompany me, you can go to work to make money."

An Tengzhe felt that at this moment, the feeling of crossing the river and tearing down the bridge was too strong.

Watching the TV series, Gui Chen felt strange: "Watching this, it's like peeking into other people's lives. Acting? The acting is all fake."

Gui Chen found it very interesting, sat cross-legged on the bed, lowered her head, eating cake and watching TV dramas at the same time.

At lunch time, An Tengzhe saw that the order was delivered, and planned to have dinner with Guichen.In the end, when he came in with the dinner plate, he found that Gui Chen was watching intently with a tablet, looking a little puzzled.

Seeing An Tengzhe come in, Guichen turned the screen to him and asked, "An Tengzhe, why are they biting their lips? Are they going to eat each other? Do humans also eat people?"

An Tengzhe looked at the inseparable hero and heroine who were kissing on the screen, and then looked at Guichen, who was like a Qingrunyu son, with the other party's puzzled eyes.A trace of guilt for polluting the other party's pure heart rose in his heart.

An Tengzhe said with a little embarrassment: "That's not cannibalism, it's kissing. It's something that couples do."

"Couple?" Gui Chen felt as if he had learned this term before, "It's a partner, right? Are your human partners biting their lips?"

"Yeah." After lunch, An Tengzhe took the tablet over, fast-forwarded a bit, and then paused, "Eat first, and watch after eating."

Gui Chen is still a little curious: "Why do human partners bite their lips? Doesn't it hurt?"

"It's not mouth biting, it's kissing." As for whether it hurts or not, he has never kissed anyone before, so how would he know, "Didn't your master tell you about finding a partner?"

"Yes. My master said that when I grow up, I will find a beautiful tortoise to mate with and lay eggs."

"..." Turtles are indeed oviparous.However, An Tengzhe looked at Gui Chen's appearance, looking for a turtle?It feels weird.

An Tengzhe tentatively asked: "When you grow up? You are 50 years old, have you ever found a partner?"

"No. I don't know when I will grow up, but my master said that my prototype is only a little bit big, so I must not grow up yet. I am not in a hurry to find a partner." For him who only knows how to eat and sleep now , I still have no idea about my partner laying eggs, "Also, didn't my master say to find a beautiful one? I have never seen a beautiful turtle."

An Tengzhe smiled and said to him: "You are really young, it's not good to fall in love early."

Gui Chen doesn't care much about this topic: "I'm going to the villa tonight. I won't go to work with you tomorrow, I want to dry my skin."

An Tengzhe agreed happily: "Yes." Tomorrow is Saturday, and he won't have to go to work.

Guichen held the bowl and sipped the fish soup: "This soup is delicious. I still want to eat cake, is there any more?"

"You can't eat too much sweets, let's eat it tomorrow." An Tengzhe sandwiched a piece of ribs for him, "Can I buy you two pieces tomorrow?"

As soon as he heard that it was two yuan, Gui Chen happily agreed: "Okay." He took the tablet, seeing the darkness, "How can I continue watching?"

"Eat first, and I'll teach you after the meal." Then he said deliberately, "Don't you want to eat ribs? Then I will finish eating by myself."

"You can't finish it, I'll still eat it." Gui Chen put down the bowl of fish soup, "We should share half of each."

"If you eat honestly, I'll give you two dollars more." Asking Guichen to watch TV dramas is not to make him fall in love with TV.

"Okay." Guichen put the tablet aside and ate seriously.

Wang Ming originally wanted to grab some food with An Tengzhe, because he noticed that the other party ordered a lot of food.He has suffered heavy losses recently, and he really wants to get something from An Tengzhe to make up for it.

It turned out that the person was not in the office.I thought it should be in the lounge, so I knocked on the door: "Mr. An, are you in?"

Guichen heard the voice and knew it was Wang Ming.He knew that he could not be seen by other humans, so he immediately disappeared.

An Tengzhe saw that the person on the opposite side suddenly disappeared, but a pair of chopsticks were moving in the air.Smiled, this scene is more amazing than seeing a person in ancient costume.

He whispered to Gui Chen: "Put down your chopsticks first." Then he went to the door and opened it: "What's the matter?"

"What did you order? I'm so poor that I'm going to eat dirt recently, and I want to have some food with you." He said and looked inside, wanting to see what delicious food was on the table.In the end, "I... what did I see!" A pair of chopsticks flying in the air!

Hearing his exclamation, Guichen hastily put down her chopsticks.

Seeing Wang Ming's expression, An Tengzhe knew what was going on, so he turned around and said, "It's nothing."

Wang Ming rubbed his eyes and was extremely shocked: "I just saw chopsticks picking up vegetables. Is there a ghost?"

An Tengzhe deliberately despised: "Chopsticks can't become fine, are you hungry and dizzy?"

"How could it be?" Wang Ming was a little uncertain. He went inside and looked around the room. Thinking of the scene just now, his spine felt a little chilled, "Well... I shouldn't be dazzled." Seeing two pairs of chopsticks on the table , "Why do you use two pairs of chopsticks?"

An Tengzhe went over and sat down: "One pair fell to the ground."

Wang Ming still felt something strange, and looked around: "Is there really something here?"

"Don't be suspicious. You are just dazzled." An Tengzhe picked up a dish for him, "Go and eat."

"Is it really my eyesight?" Wang Ming was still a little uncertain, "I think you should go out to eat."

Gui Chen looked at Wang Ming's reaction and thought it was funny.If it wasn't for An Tengzhe being here, he would have wanted to play tricks on Wang Ming, who had annoyed him many times.

An Tengzhe naturally wouldn't go out: "It's daytime now, don't think about it."

Seeing that An Tengzhe was so calm, Wang Ming felt that maybe he was dazzled.How can there be ghosts in broad daylight?Just wondering why I saw that scene?

He thought to himself: "Could it be because of the sequelae of watching a ghost movie with Zhang Jingyi last night?"

No solution.