lazy turtle out

Chapter 27 Don't Touch Me

An Tengzhe didn't receive Guichen's wish, but he felt that it was an eyesore when he saw Wang Ming holding Guichen.He stretched out his hand and said in a deep voice, "Give it to me!"

Wang Ming was surprised that An Tengzhe got angry.Although the other party is used to being cold-faced, they rarely get angry.Shocked by An Tengzhe's aura, Wang Ming's liver trembled a little.But looking at the cute little turtle in Lan Youyou's hand, he couldn't let An Tengzhe feed him to death.

However, in the end he was still timid, and obediently handed Gui Chen over: "I can give it to you, but don't feed him indiscriminately."

An Tengzhe reached out to take Guichen, and touched his tortoise shell with his fingers, as if wiping away the traces of Wang Ming.Regarding Wang Ming's request, he said without agreeing or refusing: "You are responsible for buying the turtle food. If he wants to eat it, you can feed it as you like."

Wang Ming hurriedly said: "I'll take Guishi to the company tomorrow. Pay me back then." In this situation, he doesn't have the will to have dinner with An Tengzhe who is cold all over (?), so, "I have to go back The company is gone. How about letting me pack two dishes and leave?"

An Tengzhe looked at the little turtle in his hand: "Except for the fish, choose anything else."

When Guichen heard that Wang Ming wanted to pack meals, An Tengzhe actually agreed!He quickly stared at it and saw Wang Ming's hand reaching for the ribs, anxiously: "My ribs!"

Wang Ming didn't consciously say: "I didn't expect you to call sweet and sour pork ribs. Don't you like this kind of sweet and sour dish? I want this dish. I like the sweet and sour taste. It smells very appetizing."

Guichen watched Wang Ming put the sweet and sour pork ribs into the delivery box, and looked up at An Tengzhe: "Why didn't he stop him! That's my ribs! My ribs!"

After Wang Ming selected the dishes, he was very happy that he could save a meal: "I'm leaving. Remember not to feed the little turtle."

Seeing Wang Ming leave happily with two dishes, Gui Chen was sad and indignant!

"Why don't you block him!" My chops!

An Tengzhe did it on purpose, even though he knew he liked ribs, he didn't save any of them for him.He honestly let Wang Ming hold it, didn't he dislike his blah blah blah, didn't he even bite him, why didn't he bite him this time!

However, An Tengzhe, who is dark-bellied and narrow-minded, naturally wouldn't say so.So he pretended to be helpless and said: "He is my friend, I can't be so stingy that he won't even let him take two dishes." Putting Guichen on the table, "At least I saved this fish for you."

"Leave me at least one piece. How can I give it all to him!"

"I don't eat sweet and sour pork ribs. If I keep them specially, he will be suspicious." An Tengzhe took a piece of fish for him, "If he thinks that the ribs are for you to eat, he will definitely snatch you away again." .”

"You have to know, except for me, no one will give a little turtle ribs to eat." So, follow me honestly in the future.If you change someone, you don't even think about eating delicious food.

Gui Chen is still a little unhappy: "Next time, buy me ribs."

An Tengzhe naturally agreed to him: "Okay."

He suggested: "There is no one else at home, do you want to eat like a human?"

Gui Chen turns into a human form and sits down opposite An Tengzhe.

Every time An Tengzhe sees Gui Chen transforming into a human form, he feels it is so unreal, and he is amazed at this kind of power beyond common sense.

Looking at Guichen with jade crown and jade face, An Tengzhe asked curiously: "Is this your illusionary appearance? Can you change into anyone's appearance as you like?"

Guichen decides to ignore An Tengzhe's ignorant question.

Seeing that Guichen ignored his question, An Tengzhe seduced, "You answer my question. Tomorrow I will buy you two servings of sweet and sour pork ribs."

Guichen felt that for two servings of sweet and sour pork ribs, he could kindly explain to An Tengzhe: "After our monsters have cultivated to the level where we can transform into human form, we can transform into human form. This human form is not a transformation of magic. It is our second form. What the human form will look like will be determined once it is transformed. As for what you said about changing your appearance at will, it is not really controlling your own appearance, but using a cover-up. That's just It's just using magic to deceive people's senses, and it doesn't really change into anything."

"For you ordinary people, being able to deceive your eyes is enough." Gui Chen paused, "However, Master told me that some people or monsters with very strong cultivation bases can completely deceive their eyes. Your five senses. When the five senses of human beings feel real, it is difficult to see through the other party's blindfold."

An Tengzhe frowned: "If they can deceive their eyes, then they can do whatever they want."

Guichen picked up his chopsticks and reached for his favorite fish: "You don't have to worry. Cultivators, most of them only care about the improvement of their cultivation base, and they don't have the leisure to disturb the world of ordinary people, let alone take the risk of increasing karma. They come here to deal with ordinary people. As for those who are not cultivated enough to have evil intentions, they have special people to control their behavior. They will not be allowed to break the rules of the ordinary world."

After eating a clam, Guichen thought it was too delicious.It was so delicious that he squinted his eyes, and continued to explain to An Tengzhe: "As for the power-money-sex that you humans care about, it is not what practitioners pursue at all, so don't worry about them coming to grab something from you. "

After finishing speaking, he stretched out two slender fingers: "The explanation is over, remember two plates of sweet and sour pork ribs, don't break your promise and get fat."

An Tengzhe raised his eyebrows: "You said that cultivators care more about cultivation, but you care more about eating. Seeing the big from the small, there must be many alternative existences in your practice world. How can you be sure that they don't know how to use spells? For evil?"

"..." Gui Chen thought for a while, and said: "My master said that you can't do bad things outside, and you can't hurt people at will. He said that there is some kind of organization in the practice world, and they are in charge of arbitrating practitioners who commit crimes."

"Oh? The police in the practice world?"

"I don't really remember." He seemed to be distracted at the time and didn't pay attention to the class.In fact, his master would tell them a lot about the outside world, but he was always distracted and could not remember many things in his mind.

Gui Chen reminded him again: "Two plates of sweet and sour pork ribs."

An Tengzhe: "..." Disk?Big or small, I say.

In the days that followed, they got along fairly harmoniously, one person and one monster.The days of returning to the morning are still eating, sleeping, eating and sleeping, plus dazed mode.It's just that occasionally I get into an awkward fight with An Tengzhe because of the insufficient portion of each dish.

Today, he was a little unhappy.

Leaning on the window sill, Gui Chen firmly said to An Tengzhe, "Don't touch me!"

"I'm staying here. Not going to work with you!"

An Tengzhe squatted in front of the window, his eyes were at the same level so that he could hear his words clearly: "What's wrong with going to work with me? It won't delay your sleep, and you can still have snacks, isn't it good?"

"Not good! Not good at all!"

Gui Chen turned his back to him, "The office is not good at all, there is no window sill for me to dry the shells. And that nagging human being makes me raw meat every day. I don't like raw meat at all, and he keeps doing it every day." , always bothering me to think about things."

Gui Chen lies on the futon: "I want to stay in the villa, just remember to bring me something to eat."

An Tengzhe smiled, Wang Ming would tease Guichen for a while every day, trying to find out what kind of turtle food he likes.He watched the joke aside.It's just that it's okay if you don't want to accompany him to work, "You really don't want to go?"

Gui Chen said firmly, "No!"

An Tengzhe went to get a bottle of perfume while his back was turned away from him, stood a step away, and sprayed it on the window.Soon, the smell of perfume wafted away.

Quickly hiding the perfume bottle, An Tengzhe pretended: "What kind of smell, it smells so bad."

Gui Chen smelled a familiar smell: "What a bad smell, it's that smell again."

Hurrying into a human form to avoid the window, he covered his nose and asked, "Where does this smell come from?"

An Tengzhe pretended to say: "I don't know either. The smell is so strong, it seems that it will take a lot of time to astigmatize."

"Are you still here?"

"Don't stay here." It smelled so bad, he couldn't stay any longer.

An Tengzhe smiled: "Then, follow me to the company."