Sao Nian, do you want to sign a contract? [Comprehensive]

"I am the primordial, ultimate emperor, the absolute and indestructible king who will forever calm the world, that is... woo woo woo, let the four... woo woo... let go, I..."

Jun Xijiu pinched the chubby baby's cheek.

After the little chubby baby broke free, he said angrily: "I am the first emperor!"

It's just that he is now a three-headed milk doll, and his puffy appearance can only make people feel cute.Especially the appearance of fluttering in the air, super cute.

"Let go! Otherwise, you will be sentenced to death!"

Jun Xijiu was so cute, she hugged her in her arms and rubbed her.I squeezed the little doll's buttocks, the baby's buttocks are very soft and feel great when pinched!

"I'm going to give you a death penalty... woo woo woo..."

so cute!

Jun Xijiu rubbed for a while, looking at the three heads, a chubby doll with light blue hair and asked: "You call yourself the First Emperor, so can you be called Ah Zheng?"

He could still tell if he was lying or not.

Everything is possible in a world with the same template and different histories.

The First Emperor was stunned for a moment, and became curious: "Do you believe me?"

After all, he also understands what his own form looks like at this time. Thinking about it in another way, if a three-headed kid brazenly tells him that he is the first emperor.

There was only one thought in his mind.

Ha ha.

Jun Xijiu held him in his arms and stood up, undoing the barriers around him, and a rather spectacular scene instantly appeared in front of him.The familiar aqua-blue planet is surrounded by a shiny circle, but the circle is not purely decorative.

That consisted of a ring of railguns.

The breath of the fat baby in his arms is closely related to those buildings. It should be that the sacrificial body was fused with the spirit body, but these have nothing to do with Jun Xijiu.

Jun Xijiu narrowed his eyes: "You took the initiative to throw yourself into your arms."

The First Emperor was silent: "..."

He vaguely remembered something.

Before he got a new batch of rare ingredients, he wanted to make alchemy, and then there was a small accident in the middle, so he fried the furnace.The impact force was a bit big, and it flew away.

The new carrier at that time was the first to bear the brunt and was directly affected.Suddenly turning into a juvenile body is probably one of the sequelae.

Jun Xijiu squeezed her tender face and smiled: "Since I brought it to my door, it's mine." The cubs who came to my door were picked up for nothing.

First Emperor:"!!!"

To be honest, he was wrong.

After all, he was the emperor, and he was also a thousand-year-old driver.

Jun Xijiu didn't know what kind of car he was driving in his head, no matter whether he wanted to take it home to play for a while, he really didn't want to stay and send it back afterwards.However, the cubs who basically came to the store once did not want to leave, so they simply teleported back to the wish store.

There will be people in the hall.

Xi Suolu asked gossipingly, "Where did you pick up this cub?"

He couldn't understand Jun Xijiu's hobby of abducting other people's cubs.The bigger ones are fun to cultivate, the smaller ones are endless troubles.

Not long after he came here, he saw three of Jun Xi's nine abductions.

There was a room full of kids, each of them chattering so loudly that their brains would explode.Leaving other things aside, being able to handle so many kids at the same time is amazing.

First Emperor:"!!!"

He is not the first!

This was the first reaction of Emperor Shihuang who had top cancer.

Hisoka planned to go back to his own world to deal with something, but Illumi got into trouble with him and closed the door to prevent him from entering, so he could only go back through the door on the hall side.Before leaving, he said: "By the way, I just came from behind, and they seem to be fighting."

Jun Xijiu hurriedly walked back.

Hisoka wiped the non-existent dust on his clothes after finishing the small report. One of the leaders in the group fight was his partner, and the other was Kuroro, who had always wanted to have a fight with the same name.

He dare not mess with his wife, but he can sue his parents.

Of course, it is also very happy to clean up the latter by the way.

When Jun Xijiu passed by, he restrained his breath, and just after he opened the door, a wooden spike, a ball of fire, a large lump of ice and other things attacked his face.

The cubs in the room are having a big scuffle.

"I think you don't have enough homework."

I had winter vacation yesterday.

Cubs: "!!!"

Jun Xijiu smiled: "Starting tomorrow, let's continue the class. Now go to the quiet room to write a hundred words, and they will check each one at night, but those who are closed are forbidden to eat snacks for a week."

"Abba, Abba."

The cubs panicked instantly.

The rules for copying are all written with a brush. The hundred characters are all uncommon characters. There are really too many strokes. If you shake your hand a little, it will smudge into a ball and a character will be useless.

"Oh, want to write two hundred?"

All the cubs left in mourning, otherwise Jun Xijiu would really change his mind and ask them to copy two hundred copies later, otherwise not being able to eat snacks for a week would be torture.

The first emperor felt inexplicably cold on the back of his neck.

He felt that this was an understatement.

The words that I wanted to ask were suddenly held back in my throat, and somehow I felt that it would be better to be more well-behaved.But contacting the red-haired young man I met just now, and the room full of cubs I saw, the car in my mind also turned a corner and drove to the kindergarten.

The first emperor saw through the true face of Cub Kong within 5 minutes of meeting.

The atmosphere was too dignified, a little panicked.

The First Emperor found a topic: "You picked them up?"

However, his vigilance was relaxed at the beginning. Since coming here, he has lost control of the Efang Palace and the rail gun, and his power has also been sealed.I am used to using power to rule everything, even if it is only temporarily lost, I still feel a little stunned.

People who like children should not be some kind of treacherous person.

I took a quick look just now, and I didn't see the faces of those children clearly, but they were basically white and fat, and they were carefully raised.

Jun Xijiu smiled reservedly: "That's right."

This is where the cubs do their homework.

The first emperor saw sharply the pages of a book that had been swept to the ground.

He widened his eyes.

Breaking free from Jun Xijiu's arms, he ran over and glanced over.

Throwing: "Nizi!"

Jun Xijiu also glanced curiously. This is a history book, and the history is the history of what happened in his original world.Kurollo is very interested in research recently, and he has recently fallen in love with thick bronzes, and then he will take a look at the development history.

Then you know why.

Qin II died.

Jun Xijiu squinted and smiled: "There are many more stories about Qin's history, do you want to read it?"

First Emperor:"......"

I lost my temper in an instant.

Also thought it was a conspiracy.

The author has something to say:

First Emperor: No, I'm not curious at all!

I can't sum up Guoman, here is the first emperor of fgo, super dick.

Well, because I don't play games, my personalities are all secondary.