monster guardian

"Daily Life of Monsters 1: What kind of experience is it like to be frequently regarded as a murderer?" "

A cry sounded.

A figure fell from a tall building, a cloud of blood burst out of the upper body in the air, and the lower body fell to the ground with a "da".

People around screamed and fled in all directions.

Police cars rushed to the scene and arrested the suspect.The suspect was quickly brought back to the police station, and the police officers frowned and looked at the suspects in front of them...

A clown wearing a weird mask, as if he just came out of a circus, with a bulging back, as if hiding something, it must be a murder weapon!He also exudes a terrifying aura.At first glance, he looked like a murderer, or a particularly fierce and perverted murderer.

One has green hair, three-dimensional facial features, melancholy and gloomy brows, and dense scales on his neck, spreading and even covering half of his face.Like a weirdo who just got off a Halloween event.

One was about two meters tall, like a giant, his eyes were glazed over, and every time the police officers turned their heads, they would always find him approaching them, even handcuffs didn't work, oh!Let's get closer...there is actually a hole in this giant's head!

There was also a strange man in a black robe. They pulled his robe several times, but they couldn't pull it off. When they were about to draw their guns, the other person suddenly stretched out his hand and held down the hand of the police officer in front.Gan, ah, why are his hands bones?Did he think he was a Necromancer?

The only one that looks relatively normal.

A little familiar.

He was so handsome that the female police officers couldn't take their eyes off him.Even the male police officer... ah, couldn't help but take a second look.

He looks a lot like a well-known movie star in Huaguo!

A female police officer said so.

"is it?"

"He's so handsome."

The people next to him are responding.

The next moment, only a "puchi" sound was heard.

The suit on the man's body was suddenly pierced, and a bone blade protruded out.

…Has the bone and bone hyperplasia become spermatozoa?

Gan, ah, ah, these are a bunch of weird suspects!

After research, the police station decided to notify their family members to come here, communicate clearly with the family members first, and then prescribe the right medicine so that they can be interrogated normally.

"You think I killed it?" An impatient voice sounded.

The man wearing the clown mask said coldly, "If I killed her, I wouldn't even leave her body."

The man with the hole in his head nodded slowly: "Well, I will let her die naturally."

The green-haired sneered: "The moment she sees me, she will die immediately."

???

Listen!

Listen!

Are these all human words?

What a group of vicious murderers this is!

"Quickly, notify their families!"

"Sheriff..." The female police officer raised her hand shyly: "The guardian numbers in their mobile phones are all...the same..."

Mushui was woken up by phone calls one after another in his sleep.

He took a taxi in stumbling French and came to the police station.

When he stepped into the police station, he couldn't help sighing.

Oops, it's so hard.

To be a monster is to be stumped in French.

Mushui stepped into the door.

"Huh? Are you their guardian? Is their guardian the same?"

Mushui barely understood what he meant, so he nodded.

The sheriff finally confirmed that the guardians of these crazy guys are the same person, and this person...

Emmmm has a slender figure and a soft face, with red marks from dozing off on her face.

Standing in the middle is like a little swan mixed into the flock of eagles.

And these eagles, in front of this little swan, are as well-behaved as little eagle cubs.

Sheriff: EXM?

The sheriff couldn't help repeating with Mushui their bad words before.

"I didn't say that." "I didn't say that either." "Yeah. Same."... These strange suspects pretended to be innocent one after another.

The sheriff had a mouthful of blood choked in his throat.

After a difficult communication, the sheriff finally determined that he had misunderstood them.They are not some perverted murderers.And the background of this group of people is not small...

The sheriff immediately sent the man out respectfully.

Standing at the gate of the police station, Mushui couldn't help turning his head, and asked unhappily, "Why are there places where people die when they travel?"

"do not know."

With a straight face, Mushui seriously threatened: "Don't be so fierce next time. Otherwise, what if you are treated as a suspect again? This is the third time since you went out."

The police officers lay on the glass, looked at the vicious suspects outside, and stood in front of the little swan and nodded one by one.

?

What kind of Huaguo sorcery is this?

"Daily Life of Monsters 2: Don't Go Out to Scary People"

"Don't go out to scare people anymore." Mushui said seriously.

The monsters on the opposite side nodded.

"You can't just nod your head! Keep it in your heart!" Mushui said loudly.

They all clapped their chests: "Remember, remember..."

Then the next day, Mushui received another complaint call.

Mushui had no choice but to go to a large supermarket, and used the huge sum of money he had earned from the dean many years ago to split up a little and bought a lot of things to go home.

He tied a forehead to Jiao Yan's head, which perfectly blocked the big hole.

Qi Xinghan is a dozen vests.

Katopas are long scarves.

"What about me?" Tan Jing asked, pointing at herself.

"The next time you are met by someone, just say that you are a cosplayer."

"Cosplay what?"

"I'm not very clear, uh, how about learning it now?"

"Good good."

Yuan Sheng: "..."

Yuan Sheng pressed Mushui: "What about me?"

Mushui thought for a while: "You take off the mask."

Yuan Sheng obediently took it off.

Mushui thought about it again: "The scariest thing about you is the aura that belongs to Cthulhu that you already possess."

Yuan Sheng: "Huh? So what should we do?"

Mushui stood on tiptoe, hugged his neck, kissed him suddenly, and then sucked hard: "...well, suck it off."

Katopas and Jiao Yan threw the scarf and forehead to the ground at the same time.

Gan!