【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

The Internet is a really good thing.

Harry Potter thought about it while looking at the screen of his mobile phone. He still had more than ten minutes to get off work, and the work had already been completed. give a like.Now he still occasionally goes to the text area to read short stories, as well as the update of Lavender.

He has to admit that he has recently developed a great affection for that writer's words, and he also found that, as Lavender himself said, no matter what the comments below are like, this girl can't write better Kissing and hugging further intimacy and action.Oh...or to be more precise, there are very few kisses and hugs, and a complete vegetarian with clear soup and water.Therefore, Harry Potter simply skipped all the intimate plots and directly made up all the texts written by Lavender into HPDM. He kind of understood why Lavender wanted to chase after his paintings and change the script.I guess it's because——

Homegrown food is not enough to eat! ! !

But having said that, even though Harry Potter and that little girl who doesn't look like a normal person sometimes want to swear when they chat, at least the two of them will no longer have awkward chats, which have evolved into daily reminders, embarrassing conversations, etc. Gua Kepu and mutual complaints.

Just like now.

The wand is too thin: Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: more.

Wand Too Thin: Script Copywriting?

Stargazing in a lavender field: No. [Don't make appointments with Muggles, don't make appointments.jpg]

Ever since the last time Harry Potter had a whim and asked for Lavender's script, he has been sending each other various Muggle-set materials every day, from the Hogwarts Muggle Research Electronic Textbook to the Muggle Encyclopedia. , by the way, he used threats and lures carefully and even released the words about paid drafts, but the other party never gave him a positive answer, at most they just said, try it when you have time.

And it's strange to say that even though Lavender procrastinated endlessly with all kinds of the most simple and mindless reasons every time, and occasionally made a few words of ridicule and ridicule that were not very pleasant, she didn't find him annoying.

The wand is too thin: Didn't you say try it?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I can't make up my mind.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I have never lived in the Muggle world.

... Well, she has a point. Harry Potter hung the forum in the background, searched for various pictures and photos related to Muggle life, saved them one by one, and threw them all over to Lavender.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ...stop.

The wand is too thin: what's wrong?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I would like to ask you something, have you been working too much lately? Professor Snape has recently developed a brain-expanding potion that you may consider ordering a bottle of.

The wand is too thin: can this really work?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: fake.It really wasn't enough.

... Is this fucking beating around the bush and scolding him for his poor brain! Harry Potter stared at the phone angrily, gritted his teeth, and pressed the screen harder.

The wand is too thin: I really regret that wifi can't be like Floo.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: otherwise?

The wand is too thin: or I'll go over and beat you right away.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: There are too many people who want to beat me up. [!Can't think of it! .jpg]

The wand is too thin: [I thought of it a long time ago! .jpg]

The wand is too thin: Don’t digress, I’ve posted so many resources, what’s your idea?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: What's the use of sending me these, I don't know where they are, it's faster to just draw me a storyboard.

The wand is too thin: If you don’t give me a script how can I draw the storyboard.

Harry Potter rolled his eyes and continued to stay on the private message interface with Lavender, then checked the time and it was almost time to get off work.He packed up his desk and was about to leave the Ministry of Magic, and he stuffed his phone in his pocket.

"Hey Harry!" Ron Weasley appeared at the door of Harry Potter's office, poked his head halfway in, "Anything to do tonight?"

"Probably not." Harry Potter put on his coat and walked towards the door, "Is there something wrong?"

Ron Weasley waited for Harry Potter to lock the office door and both of them walked to the elevator before continuing to talk about his intentions: "Mum asked me to ask if you want to go to the Burrow for dinner tonight. She said she hasn't seen you for a long time."

"Okay." Harry Potter agreed without thinking.

"Really?" Ron Weasley looked a little surprised, "Are you sure you're okay tonight?"

There was a sudden puff in Harry Potter's pocket, and he took out his phone while replying to Ron: "As long as you're not afraid of me disturbing your love affair with Hermione, you can stay overnight."

Harry Potter unlocked the screen, and the new news still came from the Hogwarts underground forum.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Merlin, promise me, move your head, I am really worried about your work.

The wand is too thin: I thank you for my work, it's fine.

Stargazing in a lavender field: You're welcome, that's a miracle.

The wand is too thin: [I slap backhand! .jpg]

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: [You are so awesome, do you want to applaud you.jpg]

The wand is too thin: ...

The wand is too thin: [Pause for a moment, I can’t find the picture of paralysis.jpg]

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: [The eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped.jpg]

grass! Harry Potter slid open his gallery and quickly searched for emoticons that could express his anger at the moment. In order not to be bullied by the other party when chatting with Lavender, he has no emoticons to use, and he specially went to various social networking sites to stock up a lot It's a new thing, to be honest, chatting with this girl doesn't need to use the routine of selling cute facial expressions on the forum, and you don't have to worry about it at all, just go back neatly.

Ron Weasley stood diagonally opposite Harry Potter in the elevator, looking at the black-haired young man flicking the screen of his phone with indignation for no reason, and this angry and unwilling expression...was a bit familiar.

"Harry," Ron Weasley called Harry Potter tentatively, "have you got in touch with Malfoy?"

"...Huh?" Harry Potter looked up at his old friend in shock, "Of course not, hasn't he been out of touch for a long time?"

"Indeed." Ron Weasley shrugged his shoulders and nudged Harry Potter's phone screen with his mouth. "I thought you had contacted him from the way you sent the message."

Harry Potter sighed helplessly, "I would, but you also know Ron, he didn't even change his Hogwarts avatar, he just registered an account at random, and I don't know his WLM."

"Maybe he will go to the sixth anniversary party this weekend?" Ron Weasley glanced at Harry Potter's phone screen curiously: "So who are you chatting with?"

"He won't go Ron." Harry Potter leaned on the handrail of the elevator, his right hand holding the phone hanging by his side, "It's been five years, except for the anniversary, he never showed up, right?" His voice As soon as the elevator came to a slow stop, Harry Potter stepped out first, and Ron Wealsey followed after a few steps.

"Well, that's true," Ron Weasley nodded. "Maybe he's already left Harry in England, after all, the Malfoys didn't have a good two years right after the war."

"Who knows." Harry Potter said casually, he didn't really want to mention Draco Malfoy now, he forced himself to return to the phone screen, back to what Muggles like to call it—the virtual world, continue Discussed with Lavender about his Muggle setting fan script copywriting.

Gazing at the stars in a lavender field: I really shouldn't expect you to figure it out for yourself.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I mean, you can draw a picture of a Muggle AU, whatever, maybe I can find some inspiration after reading your fanfic?

The wand is too thin: Makes sense!witty!

Why didn't he think of it before!Lavender has been writing his meme, maybe this method will work?However, there is still one problem...

After returning to Lavender, Harry Potter stopped and turned back to scratch Ron Weasley's hair apologetically, "Ron... I'm afraid I really can't go tonight."

"God, don't be such a dude! I've already made an agreement with my mother!" Ron Weasley complained angrily: "You just swore that it would be fine to stay now—?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Harry Potter patted the other person's shoulder, "I'll definitely go some other day, help me bring Molly a treat, and just say that I miss her very, very much!" After speaking, he was about to shake off Ron Weasley and run first.

"So who the hell are you chatting with Harry?!" Ron Weasley had a hunch that his friend's false invitation must have something to do with the person on the other side of Harry Potter's phone.

"Friend," Harry Potter replied, after thinking for a while, he added: "Ah, to be precise, it should be, netizen."

"Netizen? WLM? What kind of strange person added you as friends?"

"No no," Harry Potter shook his head hastily, "I met on a forum."

Ron Weasley was even more surprised to hear the other party say this, "What forum?"

"Uh..." Harry Potter hesitated for a moment, then he blinked, "Trust me Ron, you won't like that place, let alone be interested."

Ron Weasley stared at Harry Potter strangely for a while and thought for a while, he and his friend had always been considered similar interests, and even worked together for so many years, except - wait!

Could it be a same-sex dating forum? !

Ron Weasley couldn't help thinking of something weird and subtle, it wasn't really his hobby, he still liked girls.

***

Harry Potter apparated back to the apartment in a hurry, after a quick bite of food, he turned on the computer and plugged in the digital tablet to conceive of his Muggle AU fanart. He was spinning the pressure-sensitive pen in his hand and thinking for a while, After I have some ideas, I try to compose the picture casually.He hasn't drawn Muggle settings before, so it's a bit fresh.

More than four hours later, Harry Potter logged into the forum and directly posted a HPDM drawing he had just painted.

The wand is too thin: Grass painted a Muggle setting, detective × doctor

Then Harry Potter knocked on Lavender's private chat window again.

Wand too thin: finished drawing!

Stargazing in a lavender field: see it.

Wand Too Thin: Got Inspiration?

Stargazing in a lavender field: the equivalent of an Auror and a healer?

The wand is too thin: Yes, it seems that you have read all the previous materials?

Stargazing in Lavender Fields: Part [-].But still can't figure out what the story is.

The wand is too thin: ...(′?ω?`)

The wand is too thin: what to do?

Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: Come to DMHP.

The innocent glass in Harry Potter's hand almost died because of the words that popped up on the screen. He slapped the water glass on the desk with a slap and returned an emoji.

The wand is too thin: [Won't your conscience ache? ! .jpg]

Stargazing in a lavender field: no.I didn't even ask you to draw NC17.

...Damn it, are all Slytherins so shameless? ! Harry Potter stared at the screen again, raised his hand and crackled again, very good, at least now he doesn't need to endure his desire to curse because of the fact that the other party is a girl!How can there be such a girl who can't speak and deserves to be beaten? !

The wand is too thin: Fuck!You did it on purpose!

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: you asked me what to do.

The wand is too thin: ...you can change it to another one except DMHP.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Then draw a Potter, I think this is a good reference picture. [reference link]

Harry Potter clicked on the external link sent by the other party, and in an instant his computer screen was overwhelmed by a large high-definition picture of an uncensored male model in black and white... The model in the picture was sitting on the bed with his forearm supporting his body and leaning back slightly He raised his head, narrowed his eyes slightly and half-opened his mouth, one hand was still placed between his legs to vaguely cover his erection...

grass!This fucking is obviously a pornographic picture!

The wand is too thin: ? ? ?You just let me draw this? !What's the difference between this fucking and DMHP?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: It's obviously just for you to draw a Potter.

The wand is too thin: Are you sure it wasn't Potter's fault?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: You can think of him as fishing law enforcement and seduction.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Oh, but in my opinion, it should be fucked instead of being teased.

The wand is too thin: [Don't make trouble.jpg]

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: then change to this [reference link]

Harry Potter trembling hands, not frightened but angry, tremblingly clicked on the new link Lavender sent him, the picture has not been completely refreshed on his computer Harry Potter resolutely and quickly clicked the cross, and switched back to the forum On the private chat interface, Ji Speed ​​slid the mouse and directly threw an emoticon pack on it.

The wand is too thin: [Get out! .jpg]

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: [!Can't think of it! .jpg]

Tbc