【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

If you want to ask what it means to be trapped in a cocoon and eat your own fruit, ask for trouble and shoot yourself in the foot, then go and see as soon as possible Draco, the popular DMHP writer, and Mrs. Lavender, Malfoy, who has just been ripped off.

To be reasonable, he really doesn't understand the little girl's brain circuit. He guesses that this may be one of the reasons why he is destined to be gay in this life. He has been staring at the HPDM painting of him and that girl named Xixi who is too thin in the world. I've been reading the forum private message records in my hand all morning...it's so fucking ridiculous.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: EXM?What did you say?

The wand is too thin: Help me write the script copy.

Gazing at the stars in a lavender field: If there is something wrong with your head, I can book an appointment with a specialist in St. Mungo's.

The wand is too thin: ...bye bye manual.I'm taking back my authorization.

Looking at the stars in the lavender fields:  …

Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: Big Brother.The subordinates leave the authorization.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: (′?ω?`)

Draco Malfoy covered his face with his hands and sighed helplessly, he couldn't bear to watch himself go to copy the kaomoji that was too thin on the wand last night just for the damned abominable brain hole authorization!It's a shame, but it was just a private chat... He swore he must have been too sleepy to be conscious, well, that must be it.

Moreover, the nature of some things has changed now. If he was just acting out of passion at the beginning just to vent the other party's inexplicable blackmailing behavior, then he has to admit now that, to be honest, the wand is too thin. It's fun to set up each one, oh of course, those NC17s have to be excluded.And Xixi's cartoons and pictures should be called according to the words of the little girls in the forum-so sweet that they explode into fireworks.So on the one hand, he was changing it into BE jokes because the wand was too detailed. On the other hand, he himself couldn't help but secretly slapped his hands on his homepage because he liked those settings.

The wand is too thin: ￣︿￣I can’t write it.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I don't write HPDM, I don't write NC17. [Don't drive, don't drive, I can't keep up with nutrition.jpg]

The wand is too thin: You can just write as usual. I like your writing style, character design and storyline.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: You mean, I write it as DMHP and you draw it as HPDM?

Wand too thin: yes, that's it.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... Are you a Gryffindor graduate?

The wand is too thin: ? !How did you know?

Gazing at the stars in a lavender field: No one but you Gryffindors do this kind of stupidity.

The wand is too thin: [I slap backhand.jpg] Want to fight? !

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: don't fight. [Celebrities must act like celebrities.jpg]

The wand is too thin: ...Where did you get so many emoticons.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Where did you get so many emojis?

The wand is too thin: I bet a HPDM yellow map you are a Slytherin.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Thanks, I don't take HPDM.

The wand is too thin: Then you still copy my brain.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Then you still read my jokes.

The wand is too thin: ... girl?Reasonable? ?Who copied my memes first? ? ?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Well, it's me.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: the setting is good.

The wand is too thin: off topic, so you can write it or not.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: If you are not afraid of your fans disgusting you.

The wand is too thin: To be honest, your jokes don't really show any bias.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: DMHP will not be dismantled or reversed.

The wand is too thin: So you write yours and I draw mine, just treat it as me changing your meme this time, okay?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: setting?

The wand is too thin: Muggle AU, it seems to be quite popular recently.

Looking at the stars in the lavender fields:  …

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ………

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: You should take back the authorization.

The wand is too thin: what the hell!

Stargazing in a lavender field: I'm not good at this. [I don't date Muggles, I don't date.jpg]

The wand is too thin: ...pure blood?

Stargazing in a lavender field: yes.

Wand too thin: don't tell me you're a pure-blood.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: it used to be, but not now.

The wand is too thin: that’s fine. At worst, I’ll help you check the information.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ...you can't go to other people. I remember that HPDM has a lot of humanities.

The wand is too thin: wait a minute.

The wand was too thin: "You cried, I saw it." Harry said softly. "Damn it, I didn't." Draco couldn't help but scratched his hair. "I was just a little worried."

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... what the hell is this.

The wand is too thin: "I! Harry Potter! This time I only fight for the one I love!"

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: [Pote wants to curse.jpg]

The wand is too thin: Oh, I have saved this expression pack.Very practical.

The wand is too thin: Draco snuggled into Harry's arms and held Harry's waist, squeezed his forehead against the dark-haired boy's shoulder and neck, and whispered softly, "I like you Harry."

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... I don't know if I should say something about Avada.

The wand is too thin: ╮(╯_╰)╭

Looking at the stars in a lavender field: you can't find anyone who doesn't have such a crash.

The wand is too thin: you.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I am your home writer.

The wand is too thin: I told you to write whatever you want, and I will change it myself!

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I can't write Muggle settings and I can't write HE.

The wand is too thin; girl, you have to try something new in life, why don't you think about it.

The wand is too thin: BE doesn't matter, I can change it myself.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... I'm going to sleep.

The wand is too thin: oh oh good good night good night, I will come to see you tomorrow!

Draco Malfoy hadn't counted the number of times he'd read his chat with the wand too thin, and he was really scratching his head now.This guy was even more persistent than when Harry Potter was stalking him in sixth grade back then. However, he could use the Room of Requirement to get rid of him back then, but now there was no barrier to keep him away from that girl's private messages.He can't imitate the other party's blacklisting, after all, he is the one who copied the meme, if he doesn't want to continue to cause trouble for himself, it really doesn't matter.

He got up from bed at nine o'clock and ate a simple breakfast, then sat in front of the computer and worried about these chat records. All his fans were created based on the real-life background of the wizarding world, but he never wrote about Muggles. set up.Besides...he didn't know what Muggle life was like!How to write this!

Ding--

There was a beep coming from Draco Malfoy's computer speakers, and someone had private messaged him on the forum.

The wand is too thin: Mrs. Lavender!good afternoon!How are you thinking about it!

damn it! Draco Malfoy now wanted to curse at the words "wand is too thin", and he began to consider whether he should turn off the computer and take a nap, or write an update.

The wand is too thin: [100 Common Senses You Must Know About Muggle Life] Let you get started!no need to thank me!

…Draco Malfoy was a little bit tempted to ask if this girl was the Savior's own sister who had been missing for many years.

The wand is too thin: Oh, by the way, if you don't write, I will take screenshots of your chat records.

screenshot? ? ? Draco Malfoy frowned, what the hell was going on.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: what are you going to do?

The wand is too thin: Post on Weibo, let your fans see that their Gao Leng wife is actually a little expert in emoticons.

... I fucking provoked you! Draco Malfoy growled inwardly.Wait, Weibo?What's that?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Weibo?

The wand is too thin: ...you don't even know Weibo?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I only have Hogwarts and WLM.

The wand is too thin: Are pure bloods like this?I reckon the guy I know does that too.

The magic wand is too thin: [The Weibo homepage of the magic wand is too thin]

Draco Malfoy followed the other party's link and clicked in, a social networking site that was different from Hogwarts.There are already quite a few fans with a wand that is too thin, and he browsed casually. This girl has posted a lot of fan pictures, interesting news or jokes, and some of the latest events at Hogwarts.

In short, if you use one sentence to describe the homepage that is too thin for the magic wand, apart from fanart and jokes, there are only——

Prosperous and in a trance Ho Hau Wah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Draco Malfoy was speechless with black lines all over his face, this is really a lively, cheerful, free and easy girl.

He conveniently typed a name into the search box - Harry Potter.

Sure enough, he saw the black-haired savior he was familiar with when he searched for the first user, and it was officially certified.

Draco Malfoy clicked in and read carefully from the first article one by one. Harry Potter's Weibo was full of some important statements recently released by the Ministry of Magic, as well as some diplomatic group photos. To put it bluntly, it was a work account for the public.Occasionally, one or two photos of life can be seen, or group photos of a trio or old classmates having dinner, and there is no personal shadow of Harry Potter at all.Just like Harry Potter's Hogwarts, all official information was reposted, nothing private.

Ding—the private message on the forum rang again.

The wand is too thin: register one to play?

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: No real name required?

The wand is too thin: Of course not, I use this ID.

Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... that's fine too.

Draco Malfoy switched the interface back to the Weibo homepage again, clicked the registration button in the upper right corner, he hesitated for a long time when filling in the nickname, and finally wrote "Looking at the stars in the lavender field" by mistake, the profile picture was too thin with a magic wand I drew his solo big head a while ago, um, I have to say, it’s quite nice.Although the wand is too thin, he still has short hair when he was in school, not the long hair that can be tied up now.

Stars in the lavender field: [Weibo homepage of watching stars in the lavender field]

The wand is too thin: very fast!Wait for me to pay attention to a post hehehe.

The wand is too thin: go to work!Let's talk after get off work.

Draco Malfoy didn't reply to the other party either, he cut the Weibo page and returned fans to the wand too thin, and his Weibo only followed the wand too thin and Harry Potter.Then he quit the forum, and he was about to start writing today's update.

Ding——this time it wasn't a private message from the forum, but a new news alert on the Weibo homepage he just registered.

@魔章太粉: @在lavender field to watch the stars come, let’s do something!

Draco Malfoy is now a bit regretful that that snake spirit Sisera went to Weibo... He searched for the button on the Weibo interface and clicked forward, typed a few times on the keyboard, and then turned off all social software and muted the phone, Start typing.

@看星星在苏草草田田: DMHP will not be dismantled or reversed.

@魔章太粉: @在lavender field to watch the stars come, let’s do something!

Tbc