【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Draco Malfoy was woken up by Pansy's series of fatal voice calls this early in the morning. Distraughtly, he brushed back his shoulder-length blond hair and grabbed the phone on the bedside table decisively. shutdown.

God knows that last night he was stuck until three o'clock in the morning in the middle of the night. Recently, he felt more and more that he might have written too much fanfiction. Occasionally, he would have some kind of terrible illusion, as if he would really be able to be with Harry Potter one day.So basically, where he wrote about Calvin, he wrote that he and Harry Potter gradually warmed up.

He has been sitting in front of the computer at [-] o'clock last night, worrying about the document. To be honest, he originally planned to try to write Happy Ending to give readers some sweetness and fulfill his unrealistic and unrealistic demands. Well, until he stood on the balcony of Malfoy Manor's study and looked towards the sky, he seemed to be able to see traces of gray, but he still couldn't write a word.

In the end, he simply gave up, and to his Happy Ending, he planned to wait until he woke up and continue to stab the knife to send glass shards.

Draco Malfoy didn't know how long he fell asleep after turning off his phone, or he didn't fall asleep at all, his bedroom door was suddenly knocked open by someone, and Pansy screamed while stepping on high heels Something rushed into his bedroom.

"Get up!" Pansy could not help but intend to lift the solid-colored quilt wrapped around Draco Malfoy's body.

The moment Draco Malfoy found out that the door to his room had been knocked open, he subconsciously grabbed the corner of the quilt. He didn't even have to think about who was coming, except for this woman who could break into Malfoy Manor so arrogantly, there was no one else.

Pansy tugged hard several times but failed to move, then threw back the corner of the quilt viciously, she stood beside Draco Malfoy's bed with her shoulders in her arms and rolled her eyes, "I'll give you 10 minutes." Da Da Da stepped on the floor and slammed the door down the stairs.

Draco Malfoy waited for the dark-haired girl's footsteps to disappear before opening his eyes with difficulty. Since his parents left England, Pansy has become a frequent visitor to Malfoy Manor, and he would come to chat with him twice a week when there was no Internet. Although most of the three times were said by the other party, he was only responsible for listening.Now that I have the internet, Pansy still maintains the habit of coming over to have lunch with him every week, and she even pretends that he is afraid that he will stay in the manor and become a useless person if he suffers from social barriers or depression. There is no way to explain to his parents.

Draco Malfoy turned twice on the bed again, his whole consciousness was still a little blurred, he squinted his eyes and calculated how long he could stay on the bed, and estimated that after another 5 minutes or so, he could only resign himself to getting up from the bed to change. Good clothes to do a simple wash down the stairs.

Pansy saw that the sleepy-eyed and somewhat decadent blond young man who should have been her age, with shoulder-length hair loose, was wearing a casual and loose home uniform and walked down the second floor step by step.She stood in the middle of the living room and looked up at Draco Malfoy, who had turned himself into an old man since graduation, and said blankly, "Draco, you smoked a few last night."

Draco Malfoy glanced at Pansy as he passed by, thought for a while, "Probably, four or five?" and then sank himself into the sofa in the living room and yawned.

"Didn't you say you stopped smoking a long time ago?" Pansy also followed the latter to sit on the sofa next to Draco Malfoy, and by the way asked the house elf to bring a refreshing drink to their premature master .

"Two occasionally come here recently." Draco Malfoy raised his hand and brushed the hair on the back of his head, expertly tied a small brush at the bottom, "Also," he glanced at Pansy lazily, "Ma'am, please Next time, don't just lift the quilt when you come up, believe it or not, I will sleep naked in the future."

"Ha, come on, if it's after school, I'd still like you Draco Malfoy to appear naked in front of me," Pansy smiled teasingly, "It's a pity, I guess the only person in my life who will be lucky enough to see you sleeping naked is Only our great savior, Mr Harry Potter."

"Tsk, if you came here early in the morning just to annoy me, you can leave Parkinson now." Drcao Malfoy twitched the corners of his lips impatiently, he picked up the drink that the elf had just put on the coffee table After taking a sip, the warm liquid rolled down his throat and he became a little sober again, "Wait a minute," Draco Malfoy frowned, he suddenly remembered something, and asked, "How do you know that I'm Smoked?"

"The study. The cigarette butts on the table." Pansy explained as a matter of course, and also picked up the coffee the elf gave her, "but there should be no more by now."

"...Did I tell you not to go into the study?" Draco Malfoy pursed his lips uncomfortably. "Even if my mother asked you to take care of me before going abroad, the name of this place is Malfoy, not Parkinson, miss."

Pansy sneered disdainfully, "Come on, aren't you just afraid that I will look at your computer? Don't worry, I didn't look at it." She put her left leg on her right knee and took a small sip of coffee, "What if Saw something you shouldn't see, such as Potter's nude photos, love letters to Potter, etc., didn't you?"

Draco Malfoy gave her a blank look and didn't bother to talk to the girl, but since the other party said he didn't touch his computer, it reassured him a lot, knowing that he didn't log out of the forum before going to bed early in the morning.

"By the way, it was already 10:30 when I came here," Pansy gently put the white porcelain cup in her hand on the coffee table, took out the phone from her handbag, and unlocked it, "So it's already eleven o'clock my dear Draco."

"Ah." Draco Malfoy responded casually, before he remembered that today was another lunch week.

"Oh, by the way, someone got hung up on the forum this morning, and it was a big player in the Drarry district." Pansy deftly opened the forum app and handed it to Draco Malfoy, "Here, look, it's the one I mentioned to you before. "

Draco Malfoy is actually not interested in these things, he just went up to see DMHP fans before, and now his hobby is to write on it, oh, but recently he seems to have found a new fun, that is, with the guy called "The Wand is Too Thin" "The girl talks about reason and life.But to be honest, sometimes he feels that he is a bit out of standard when a big man sprays a little girl who is not very capable in fighting on the forum, but he can't help it. Terrible, especially if you are still on the right side, it's hard not to make trouble.

He took Pansy's phone and glanced at the headline, then threw it back.

[818] Shocked!You have plagiarized and ridiculed Pirates!After reading it, I was stunned!

"Is it because there are too few KY and brain-dead forums lately, so you're too lazy to watch such boring things?" Draco Malfoy glanced at Pansy in disgust, stood up and stretched, and walked directly to the restaurant .He feels a little hungry now.

Pansy grabbed the phone that was ruthlessly thrown on the sofa to keep up with Draco Malfoy, "Didn't you read the title carefully?" When they were sitting at the dining table, Pansy pushed the phone under Drcaco Malfoy's nose again, "This The post was picked up by the DMHP writer I told you a while ago 'Looking at the stars in the lavender field'"

Draco Malfoy was taken aback for a moment, he put down the knife and fork that he was already holding, and glanced at Pansy sitting opposite him, the girl obviously looked like a big deal after watching a show, he picked up Pansy again phone, the screen still has the previous post.

[818] Shocked!You have plagiarized and ridiculed Pirates!After reading it, I was stunned!

Landlord: I wonder how this kind of people who write BE all the time became popular, do you have a tendency to be masochistic in every weed fan?Now I can not only write BE, but also learn to write jokes to plagiarize Miss Xixi’s pictures and comics. It’s so amazing that she can change my sweet meme like Miss Xixi into BE. [Then you are awesome?Shall I applaud you.jpg]

Not to mention plagiarism, how about being found by Xixi and shamelessly admitting that he is plagiarism?Who will you show the look of you coming to hit me if you have the ability?Also hacked the real Potter by the way?This is something wrong with the brain, you are not just a DMHP writer pretending to be B.She is so cold that she never replies to fans, and even the long comments only reply "Thank you for liking", Meilin, if you are not a writer, I would doubt if she is disabled, but you are not so cold when you are angry with Miss Xixi Oh?

No picture, no truth, just upload the picture directly, so as not to save your weed fans from accusing you of depressing your wife.

[Picture] If you dare to jump out and confront me, this is not plagiarism, I will go to eat DMHP now.

Draco Malfoy inexplicably read the screen full of accusations against him and compared the various evidences of plagiarism. He really didn't expect these fans to be so bored that they made a special page to pinch him for misappropriating his wand.

"Don't you delete such things in seconds?" Draco Malfoy raised his eyes and asked Pansy who was enjoying a leisurely lunch at Malfoy Manor.

Pansy shrugged helplessly, pointing the plate vertically with the fork in her hand, "If you delete it, you will be reported by others as an authority dog, besides, even if I really like Lavender's text, but I don't know her well It's necessary to help her deal with this negative effect, isn't it?"

... You really don't know him well, and you're sitting at his house having lunch. Draco Malfoy twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly.

"You should read the comments below," Pansy raised an eyebrow with a smile, "very interesting."

Draco Malfoy seemed to see something under Pansy's smiling expression, which was not as "interesting" as she said, since the protagonist who was picked was himself.He swiped the screen with his hands.

Comments: People who eat melons watch the show in the front row.

Comment: Merlin's beard, someone finally stood up and said this!Miss Xixi persuaded me with kind words and let's see what kind of attitude you have. Do you really think that you can copy HPDM comics casually because you are a popular writer of DMHP?

Comment: Hehe, I really answered Mrs. Lavender's words.Brain hole with your Xixi surname?Too detailed?

Comments: Big play of the year.

Comment: Please don’t come here, the landlord. DMHP is still a child, please let it go. There is no need for you to be such a fool.

Comment: It’s true that Brain Hole doesn’t have the same surname as Xixi, but the stalk is, weed fans can look at the pictures for themselves, and you Cao Juju admit that it’s the stalking, okay?Bad eyesight go to a therapist in St. Mungo's and prescribe some medicine.

Comment: Yes, this is the worst time for lavender to be blackened.

Comment: You are not wronged at all, even real people are black and drunk.

……

"Is this what you said was interesting?" Draco Malfoy asked with a dark face, "See a group of idiots who have no limit to blackmail the author?" He didn't stop turning the forum pages, but it was nothing It's all trash talk from his readers and his wand-too-thin fans.

"It's been a whole morning, and the two masters didn't show up, but the fans are tearing each other up, isn't that interesting?" Pansy sighed with emotion: "From the landlord to the group below, one counts as one, the emperor Don't be in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry."

Draco Malfoy ignored her, he quickly flipped to the last page, this post was already very popular with his and his wand-too-thin fans and some unknown crowd watching the fun, but it was basically, nothing interesting.It's nothing more than one party grabbing him to steal the too thin comic book setting to write jokes, and the other party began to help him whitewash his brains, and everyone opened up the plot ending differently, so why call it plagiarism.

But having said that, it seems that he himself is unreasonable in this matter. If the wand is too thin and he really pursues it, he may not be able to find any powerful excuses for himself.Besides, Draco Malfoy really didn't intend to waste too much time and energy on this kind of thing, he would have already finished writing a short fan story by this time.

Besides, he wrote jokes purely to secretly complain about his dissatisfaction with the other party's inexplicable blockade of himself.It seems that his desire to write quietly is not fulfilled.

After lunch, the black-haired girl stayed for a while longer, and finally got called away by a call from the forum management, which was supposed to be about 818. Draco Malfoy sent Pansy away, and sat in the study again and turned on his computer. As expected, all kinds of Aite news exploded, and most of them were probably from the 818 post he had seen before. .

Draco Malfoy propped his head and rubbed his index finger on the mouse wheel for a while, and clicked into his own personal homepage, staring at the jokes and short stories he had posted before, which were accused of plagiarizing the Stealer's Wand, thinking for a long time, and then habitually He raised his eyebrows and clicked to open the editing interface, put his hands on the square keyboard again, and added a line of words in front of every DMHP joke he had written before.

Source of brain hole: @魔章太粉

He remembered that in order to talk to him about his ideals in life, this painter named Xixi should have released him from the blacklist. He didn't know what the other party's expression would be when he received these large quantities of art from him. Draco Malfoy smiled playfully, he didn't plan to do anything when he was writing jokes, after all, he and that little girl were on opposite sides.

Tbc