【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

When Draco Malfoy came out of the bathroom in Harry Potter's apartment, wrapped in a bathrobe and with wet hair, his boyfriend was lying on the bed in the bedroom staring gravely at the phone screen.

"What's the matter with your face? Or is it that our savior is thinking about how to save the world again?" Draco Malfoy walked over and held the rectangular machine floating in mid-air in his hand, blocking Harry Potter's sight, "Don't blame me for not Mind you Potter, it's off-duty time, and given the series of inhumane teasing you've done to me at the manor I think the rest of the time should be mine."

Harry Potter slightly looked up at the guy who was standing by his bed, holding his mobile phone and staring at him arrogantly. He got up from the bed, and the quilt that was originally covering his chest slid down his bare skin in the air. Sitting on the bed with his hands folded on his chest, he looked thoughtfully at Draco Malfoy, who had half-length blond hair lying obediently on top of his head.

"I don't quite understand, Draco." He touched the wand on the bedside table and cast a drying spell on the other's blond hair, "How did you manage to spark a war of words with one sentence?"

"What?" Draco Malfoy frowned.

"Look for yourself." Harry Potter raised his chin and pointed to the mobile phone in the opponent's hand.

Draco Malfoy suspiciously returned the darkened phone to Harry Potter, "Unlock it." He sat down beside the bed.

"You can use your own phone to watch it, that's more direct." Harry Potter pointed out, but still unlocked his phone and handed it to the other party again.

"I put mine in the living room." Draco Malfoy swipe the phone screen, which is the Weibo client interface, and he waved at his boyfriend again, "Tap in."

"Aren't you afraid that Pansy won't find you and kill you?" Harry Potter moved to the other side, freeing half of the bed for the other party, "Didn't you entrust her to investigate the previous collector of that teddy bear?"

"She doesn't have time to talk to me right now." Draco Malfoy climbed onto the bed and sat cross-legged next to Harry Potter. "The woman is busy harassing her boyfriend on video."

"Boyfriend?" Harry Potter thought for a while, he seemed to have heard about those two at a party, "Blaise Zabini?"

"Correct."

"How do I remember that she seemed to have had a relationship with you when she was in school?"

Draco Malfoy raised his gaze from the phone screen to Harry Potter's face, raised his eyebrows slightly with the corner of his mouth raised, "What? Check the love history?"

"No." Harry Potter shook his head, "I'm not interested in who you dated before, I'm just curious about how thoroughly your Slytherins digested?"

"Don't be afraid to be, not as good as you Gryffindors." Draco Malfoy joked playfully, "Granger and Weasley are now a model couple in the media. If you were with the Weasley family's little mother—" Draco Malfoy cleared his throat and continued, "If you had married Weasley back then, you would probably be able to achieve a perfect heroic love praised by the major media now."

"It's a pity." The savior deliberately pretended to be extremely regretful and shook his black hair, "I don't plan to have any perfect heroic love that will be praised by the whole world, I just want to sleep with you." After saying that, he laughed happily .

Draco Malfoy narrowed his eyes, "In that case, if you get on the thief's boat, you have to go with the thief."

The savior raised his index finger and shook it in disapproval, "No, no, no, it should be regarded as eliminating harm for the people."

"Heh, so dating me is also part of your saving the world?"

"Probably." Harry Potter suddenly raised his wand solemnly, with the tip resting on Draco Malfoy's chest, "Mr. Draco Malfoy, you are under arrest."

Draco Malfoy leisurely raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "I have a right to know what crime I have committed?"

"Luring a Ministry of Magic official into a sex trade?"

"Fuck you Potter, who seduced whom?"

"That doesn't matter, the result is the same." Harry Potter took down his wand and put it on the head of the bed, and reached out to untie the belt tied around the waist of Draco Malfoy's bathrobe.

Draco Malfoy grabbed the wrist, pulled him towards him, and leaned forward to catch the savior's lips with precision.

Harry Potter licked and bit his boyfriend's lips, moved forward slowly, poked his hands through the gap in the bathrobe, groped the latter's skin, removed the entire bathrobe with his backhand, and then gradually pulled himself up to kneel down On top of Draco Malfoy's femur.

"What kind of tricks are you going to play again?" The blond young man stared at the pair of smiling green eyes through the glass lens.

"Nothing." The savior replied innocently, and then changed the subject, "Oh yes, haven't you read that Weibo yet?"

"...you fucking stripped my clothes off and you're just thinking about checking Weibo?!" Draco Malfoy was indignant.

"No, take a look first." Harry Potter took back his cell phone that Draco Malfoy had thrown aside when they started kissing.

Unlocking it again, and pulling the content on the screen to the top by the way, he moved himself off Draco Malfoy and shoved the phone to him.

Draco Malfoy reluctantly took the phone and glanced at it, "What do you mean by showing me what I sent myself?"

"Look at your fan count, you're popular."

"I was on fire."

"...Still proud? Are you not ashamed of your girl ID?" Harry Potter rolled his eyes at him, "Let me remind you, Mrs. Lavender, you just registered this Weibo yesterday."

"So?" Draco Malfoy disagreed.

"Congratulations, you got hung up for surfing the Internet for the second time." Harry Potter clapped his hands hypocritically.

"what?"

Draco Malfoy flipped through the reposts and comments on his Weibo amidst Harry Potter's solemn expression.

[@在lavenderfieldwatching the stars: It is not certain who sleeps and who :)

|@魔章太粉: Tonight’s real name wants to sleep @看星星 in lavender fields [picture]]

[Forward:? ? ?Want some face? DMHP writer reposts HPDM artist's picture openly KY?Brain sick? ]

[Forward: What idiot, didn't you log out of your account two days ago, and come back to jump around like a barren? ]

[Forward: It's not a day or two since you've been out of your wits, you even stole memes before.It's really unlucky for us Sisi to be labeled by this kind of person. ]

[Forward: Smile and you are paralyzed, only you can laugh. ]

[Forward: I have been staring at Miss Xixi from the forum, all the way to Weibo, sorry for our Miss Xixi's temper, who is not willing to care about like a bitch. ]

[Forward: Why is your grass still not dead. ]

……

[Comment: Who is the idiot? This is obviously two friends joking with each other. ]

[Comment: Didn't the two of them turn their fights into jades long ago...]

[Comment: Some people are really blind or really blind. Miss Xixi even drew a character set for Lavender a while ago, anyone with a discerning eye can see that the two don't know each other. ]

[Did Cao Xi hate it today: Got it! ]

[Comment: The upstairs po owner has witnessed the whole process of Caoxi turning an enemy into a friend. Although Lavender’s Weibo was canceled for unknown reasons, the reposted content is still there. If you are interested, you can click in and take a look. After reading it, come back and curse. no thanks. ]

[Comment: Sit back and wait for a slap in the face. ]

……

Draco Malfoy quickly browsed through the highly polarized reposts, from the initial bewilderment to the end, he was already laughed at by those trumped-up accusations.

"Merlin's beard, Potter, I have to say that your fans are really—" He sneered and sneered, "What's this called, eager to protect the Lord?"

Harry Potter spread his hands, "God knows."

"I guess if this group of people knew that I slept with you, they might come to kill me along the wifi and give me a death curse."

"They don't have the ability. If we have the ability, can we remain anonymous for so long?"

"Let them scold you." Draco Malfoy returned the phone to Harry Potter, "The comments that scolded the Malfoy family after the war were much more vicious than this, and this level of verbal attacks deserves to be scolded? Mentally retarded." He snorted through his nose, "I don't care."

"I care." The savior frowned. Harry Potter naturally knew the situation facing the Malfoy family back then. The words used by this kind of Internet trolls are much gentler than those sharp words used in entertainment reports, but it doesn't mean they can Don't stop it and let it grow, "When you say that, I feel that I have to do something."

Draco Malfoy smiled, "What, you're still going to fight yourself? It's too cheap Potter."

"I'm not that carefree." Harry Potter stared at Draco Malfoy's gray eyes for a while, then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he stood up from the bed, and jumped off the bed in front of Draco Malfoy's eyes.

"What are you doing Potter?" Draco Malfoy yelled at Harry Potter who rushed out of the bedroom in two or three steps.

When he was young, Harry Potter took a quill from the study and returned to the bed.

"Hand." The savior sat down.

Draco Malfoy complied, watching with great anticipation to see what the Savior was going to do.

Harry Potter deftly drew a symbol on the inside of his boyfriend's wrist - that special signature symbol for wands that were too thin.

Draco Malfoy raised his eyebrows, silently watching as Harry Potter picked up the phone again, holding Draco Malfoy's wrist with one hand, and pressed the shutter on his boyfriend's wrist with the phone in the other hand.

"Okay, you can wipe it off."

The savior called out to Weibo and sent photos.

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Draco Malfoy whistled, "Okay Potter, take the oath of sovereignty? How did you learn that?"

"When Ginny got married back then, the two wrote each other's name on their arms." Harry Potter confessed, "I suddenly thought of it, it is indeed a good idea."

"Oh—" Draco Malfoy smiled wickedly, "So, should I write my name on your wrist too?"

"No, no." Harry Potter wrinkled his facial features and waved his hands in disgust, "Your name is too shameful, I can't stand it."

"You paralyzed Potter! Here's the pen! I must write you a lavender today!"

"Damn you fucking unreasonable Malfoy! I'm here to help you! Repay your kindness?!"

"Help me! I am happy to be scolded!"

"Are you a fucking masochist?!"

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|@魔章太粉: @我看看星球在拉芤草田field. [picture]]

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