【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Seriously, even if Harry Potter has the aura of the savior, he still doesn't have enough time to judge the love, love, youth, pain, middle and late stages written by those little girls in the forum, including those who are more serious. An indescribable magical obsession complex.

He was an adult wizard in his twenties, even if he didn't like these things, he wouldn't criticize them openly and madly, and he didn't have the time to spare.Even if he does not agree with some fan works that have him as the protagonist, but after all, it is just a fan work and will not affect his daily life and public image of Harry Potter. Carrots and cabbages have their own preferences, so his solution is It is to find someone to complain about, for example, the author who sharpens his knife every day, watching the stars in the lavender field.

After Harry Potter hinted countless times that since he chose to be an Auror, he would sacrifice himself to death, even if all the victims in this case cared about obscenity, he still had to uphold the duty of due diligence with all kinds of men. , he clicked on the chat window to watch the stars in the lavender field when his lunch break was approaching.

As for why it was lavender instead of Ron or Hermione—Ron Weasley almost cast a curse at the computer in Harry Potter's office with his wand when he saw those contents, and vowed to seek justice for his friend, but Hermione Granger was not surprised at all, if Ignoring the exclamation of surprise that was about to come out, she frowned slightly and commented on "Spicy chicken pervert." But she also finished reading it all.

Obviously, neither of these two people is the best candidate for complaints, so he can only touch the forum wearing a vest.

[The wand is too thin: [link in the site] Why are young people nowadays so energetic. [no fuck say.jpg]]

[The wand is too thin: it has wilted so many times. ]

[The wand is too thin: Someone wrote that Malfoy was a seven-nighter, Merlin, I'm afraid the author is delusional. ]

[The wand is too thin: God, I swear Harry Potter never yelled and fucked me while being fucked. I'm your little bitch's hobby. ]

[Wand is too thin: Damn, I can't hold it anymore... Orz]

Five messages from Harry Potter's side swished past, and Lavender over there replied two lines slowly.

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ...[Tiredness revealed in the smile.jpg]]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Miss Auror, I don’t think I’m obliged to go blind with you, and if you develop any similar sexual interests, please notify me as soon as possible. Out of the last friendship, I It can help you find and contact relevant professionals anonymously, and block you completely. ]

[The wand is too thin: Blessings and sorrows alike, my friend. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Fly separately in the face of disaster. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: And I haven't gotten up yet, I've already been blinded by your messy things.Please pay for the mental damage of my day, thank you very much. ]

[The wand is too thin: It's already noon, OK? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: update in the middle of the night to find out. ]

[The wand is too thin: Oh I see, it's amazing that you wrote such a sweet meme. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Does your definition of sweetness mean that one party has a friendly concern for the other party? ]

[The magic wand is too thin: Your writing is very ambiguous, rounding it up is sugar. ]

[The wand is too thin: Oh, especially Malfoy, Merlin's beard, the calm and secretly caring cowardly reaction is really like him, and it's a blessing that he didn't run away. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ...Thank you for the compliment. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: So what made you suddenly sexually interested in studying those weird interests? ]

[The wand is too thin: Fucking job. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: The Ministry of Magic is about to start a network cleanup? ]

[The wand is too thin: Come on, who has that spare time. ]

[The wand is too thin: It's not that damn case from before. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Tsk, this year's Aurors can't do it. ]

[The wand is too thin: EXM?Are you afraid of being killed by Avada for saying such things to a current Auror? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Our savior did not supervise the work of his subordinates, did he?For example, a certain Auror lady often fishes on the forum when she is at work.And it's still blatantly lazy when the work is not completed and the case is not closed, and it's a pity that this lady has not been resigned by the Ministry of Magic. ]

[The wand is too thin: To be fair, it's not the first time I've wondered if your job was writing for RitaSkeeter. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Oh sorry, she can't afford me. ]

[The wand is too thin: so what press is Mrs. Lavender writing for? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: As I said, writing is just a hobby, and I don’t make money from it. ]

[Wand is too thin: Alright, but then again, I'm really curious about your work. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: I'm even more curious why you haven't been expelled from the Ministry of Magic yet. ]

[Wand is too thin: Goodbye manual, work to go. [Work makes me happy.jpg]]

Harry Potter's words were not meant to cater to Lavender's sarcasm. He did receive a work email from Hermione Granger, and when he opened the email, the other party added some speculations to the case analysis that Harry Potter sent her earlier, but no matter what, what they finally got The results are all uniform.

This case is now clearly aimed at those writers who wrote tragic endings and large-scale restricted ratings in the forum. Coupled with Lavender's testimony, it seems that the murderer really hates fan culture extremely.

Although all the users of the forum are accounts that have passed the real-name authentication of the Hogwarts intranet, the Network Security Department is also very strict in the supervision of user privacy and security. In recent years, some wizards have followed the example of Muggle hackers in trying to steal private information from the Internet. However, they were all immediately arrested and brought to justice.

The Network Security Department has started to trace the account IPs of the three victims, but it seems that the murderer has given up continuing to persecute the three authors after the forum exhibition, or is the murderer just a small punishment and a big warning?The goal has always been the forum exhibition?Or in other words, he is looking for the next target?

Harry Potter wrote his various conjectures in the report, Hermione Granger also agreed, and filled in the last suggestion column with a word - entrapment.

Harry Potter picked up his mobile phone and dialed Hermione Granger's voice call.

"Got it?" Hermione Granger's voice came from the speaker.

"Got it, but... entrapment?" Harry Potter was no stranger to such words, but if they used this method this time, it meant that they were going to cater to the taste of the murderer?Create a fanwork of the same type?

"Yes, after all the other party is silent now, we may be able to divert his attention before he finds his next target." Hermione Granger explained over there.

"It's a good idea, but this kind of article... probably no one in the entire Auror department will write it." Harry Potter recalled the visual impact those works brought to him again, and his head hurt.

"There is a specialization in the art industry, maybe we can consider finding a trustworthy fan author."

"Who?"

Hermione Granger thought for a while, if it wasn't for Harry Potter who could still hear the sound of the other party clicking the mouse, she might think that the other party was disconnected. "God, look how I forgot her." Hermione Granger seemed to be happy, the clicking sound stopped in vain, and she spoke an ID.

"Looking at the stars in the lavender fields."

"What?!"

"Aren't you familiar with her?" Hermione Granger said casually, "On forums, Weibo, someone even fancied the pairing of your two avatars?"

"No, no, no, absolutely nothing!" Harry Potter denied it hastily, and then sighed slightly, "We are indeed familiar with each other, but I don't think she is the best candidate for this case."

"How to say?"

"The tragedies in her writing generally come from Malfoy rather than me, uh... well, although it is strange to say so, it is true that she is not good at torturing the character of Harry Potter." Harry Potter tried his best to define himself Regardless of identity, analyze the case objectively.

"Indeed." Hermione Granger agreed, "But as for other people, I can't think of an author who is better at writing tragedies than this one." She tried to make a suggestion, "Or try to contact her from the Ministry of Magic's position? Oh, of course , before that, we have to find out the real identity and details of this girl."

"It's not difficult, the Cyber ​​Security Department always has a solution." Harry Potter nodded habitually, "But—" he changed his tone, seeming a little troubled, "She did tell me that she can't write X-rated, and she can't look."

"If that's the case, it's really inappropriate."

"Yes." Harry Potter finally heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the idea of ​​inviting Lavender loosened on the phone. He subconsciously didn't want to have too much contact with that difficult Miss Slytherin in his life.

Wearing a vest, he is just a fan artist, and the other party is just a fan author, but if they take off their mask, I'm afraid they won't be able to continue chatting with that girl as easily as they are now.

"Then let's discuss. We can also hire professional writers to create, but no matter what, we still need the cooperation of the forum." Hermione Granger continued to click the mouse, and Harry Potter guessed that she might have started looking for suitable writers.

"Oh, by the way, Harry, there seems to be something wrong with the report that Malfoy handed in. The potions analyst at the Ministry's Appraisal Center said that technical support is needed." Hermione Granger sounded busy, and Harry Potter heard her start typing again "Can you still get in touch with Malfoy? Come by in the afternoon if he's free?"

"Okay, I'll contact him in a moment."

After finishing the call with Hermione Granger, Harry Potter swiped the communication list to the M list, and clicked on Draco Malfoy's window.

Harry Potter thought about it, looked at the time, and chose to dial the voice call directly.

The notification tone for waiting to answer continued for a long time, until the program automatically cut off Harry Potter's call invitation.

Harry Potter knocked on the dialog box and left a paragraph of text.

[Malfoy?I have time to visit the Ministry of Magic in the afternoon. There seems to be something wrong with the previous analysis report. ]

Would it be too formulaic...? Harry Potter hesitated for a moment looking at what he typed.Then it was changed to: [Hey Malfoy, are you free to visit the Ministry of Magic this afternoon?Regarding the previous potion analysis, we still have to ask you for some details. ]

No problem this time. Harry Potter clicked send, but he didn't expect that the other party replied to his message almost instantly.

[DracoMalfoy: I think my report is well written. ]

[Draco Malfoy: Luckily for you Potter, I do have time this afternoon. ]

[Draco Malfoy: Two o'clock, I'll be there on time, and hopefully our savior will be in the Auror Hall on time. ]

[Harry Potter: Of course. /:)]

Harry Potter sent a screenshot directly to Hermione Granger, who first sent a "Got it." Then sent a distressed emoji.

Harry Potter breathed a sigh of relief, he naturally understood what the other party meant.

The damned Slytherin had never spoken a word to him, yet Harry Potter was still full of crushes on him.

Damn Malfoy.

Tbc