【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

When Hermione Granger pushed open the door of Harry Potter's office, he happened to bump into the latter who was frantically typing on his phone with his head down, with a troubled look on his face.

"Harry? What happened?" Hermione Granger sat in the place where Draco Malfoy was just now, and she watched Harry Potter's frantic action of placing his phone on the table.

"Uh...it's nothing." The savior locked the phone and placed it on the other side away from Hermione Granger in confusion, and then hurriedly changed the subject under the questioning gaze of the other party, "Oh, by the way, Malfoy just came here, here is the analysis result ." He slid the thin document towards Hermione Granger.

The girl raised her eyebrows in surprise, "So fast?"

"Yes, I was surprised too."

Hermione Granger simply flipped through the analysis report, "Bendemon's secretions? It's that simple?" She looked up at Harry Potter, and the savior just nodded, "Okay, I'll make a copy of the report in a while, and let the department The analysts here will verify it again."

"Of course, be prepared." Harry Potter agreed. Speaking of it, he really didn't know how good Draco Malfoy was in the field of potions. Even if that guy was recommended by Snape, Harry Potter's knowledge of Draco Malfoy was still in his student days.

Harry Potter suddenly realized that there was a six-year gap between them, although these gaps were made up for a little bit after the wizarding world was connected to the Internet, thanks to the wonderful fan forum, whether it was his own paintings or others' Stories, often gave him the illusion that Draco Malfoy seemed to be back in his life.

But having said that, they do have a little intersection now, anyway, maybe this is a good start.

"Harry? Harry?" Hermione Granger waved a hand at Harry Potter's dazed eyes, "What happened to you and Malfoy just now?"

Harry Potter blinked before returning to his senses, "Ah, it's nothing."

Hermione Granger didn't believe the perfunctory answer of the person in front of her, but she didn't come this time to solve Harry Potter's secret love troubles that lasted six or seven years. The girl leaned over and picked up a quill and a sheet of paper from Harry Potter's desk. A post-it note with two rows of letters of unknown meaning written on it.

"You have obtained the highest authority of the network department for you. This is a temporary account opened for you there, and you can directly check all the information of the previous victims." She handed the note to Harry Potter.

"My God! This is amazing Mione!" Harry Potter exclaimed excitedly, woke up the computer system and quickly logged into the system, and went straight to the personal homepages of the previous three victims.

Hermione Granger was very happy to let Harry Potter go back to work, at least this was much happier than her friend's previous state of holding a mobile phone to study those troubled emotional lives.

Harry Potter followed the Hogwarts homepages of the three victims and successfully entered their fan forum interface. The three victims were not low in the forum, and they all had a lot of fans. Harry Potter went through them one by one. According to their posting records, these girls have all posted fanfiction in the forum.

Although these three people did not directly intersect, it is very coincidental that they are all writing CP fans about Harry Potter, but they are different CP types.

Harry Potter mustered up the courage to open the love stories related to him after he had made enough mental preparations, but when he opened the first one——

Damn, how many boyfriends are these little girls trying to find for him! ! !

Harry Potter pointed at the computer screen and counted the article tags one by one, eight? !Or are they all so-and-so x Harry Potter? !Merlin's pants!This... this... no, no, some people here have nothing to do with him, how did they get together? !

Harry Potter was dumbfounded, but no matter what, there was still work to be done.

The black-haired savior frowned and began to browse through this unsightly work with a sad face.

[The crazy twitching of the huge cylinder made him feel uncomfortable, and the fishy smell in his mouth was even more nauseating...]

etc--? !What is this!

[Physiological tears flowed down his cheeks and mixed with the saliva flowing from the small mouth that could not be closed, sticking to the thick dark purple body...]

My day, Jingjing——! ! !

Harry Potter was extremely thankful that he had his own office instead of sitting in the Auror office lobby, and he quickly swiped the mouse wheel twice.

["Don't—! No way! Please! Uh——" The man ignored the pain and prayers of the people below him, and the crimson wax oil dripped down from the base of the candlestick, painting a beautiful painting on the white and flawless skin. blooming flowers. ]

I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!I don't have this kind of sexual interest! Harry Potter roared wildly in his heart.

He covered half of his face and switched to another victim's homepage, tremblingly opened a fanfiction with a seemingly safe title.

["Early Autumn"

……

The Savior knelt beside the most inconspicuous tombstone in the cemetery, and the bouquet in his hand fell obliquely on the side of the stone monument. Harry Potter opened his mouth wide and gasped heavily, the suffocating pain on the right side of his chest compelled his voice. Cry, but there is no sound and no tears. ]

This is... who died? !

Harry Potter curiously turned to the last line of the article.

["I won't come to see you again, my love." He stared at the eternal blond youth on the tombstone and murmured calmly and lightly. ]

Harry Potter glanced at the tag - Drarry.

Okay... ok... but girl... Draco Malfoy isn't dead yet!Ya was still alive and kicking and scolding me just now, okay!Even if the damn bastard is almost as good as missing all these years, he's not dead, my friend!

Harry Potter suppressed the desire to complain crazily and clicked on the last victim's work.

["Yeah—Yessssssssss—"]

Harry Potter just glanced at him and now he just wants to yell anonymously in the forum: ... Can you drive without moving? !It’s not good to be so hungry in adolescence——! ! ! !

["Um -yessssssssss -fuck me! That's it! No matter how fast -ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah -let go and let me let me-"]

This article turned out to be a BE in the end... Damn it—exit!closure!Do not read!Dry!

Harry Potter viciously forked off the last fanfic, leaning his elbows on the desk and covering his face—sorry, even though he, Harry Potter, can drive and draw pornographic pictures in the forum, he is still a real guy who has never slept with any man young man in bed.

Even if it was a teenage fantasy it was him fucking Draco Malfoy!

And he, Harry Potter, was once a dignified straight man, and now he is also a dignified gay!There is absolutely no shame in screaming in bed!no way!

The black-haired savior bounced up from the chair, completely disregarding whether his cheeks were flushed or not, ignoring the slightly strange gazes of several colleagues he met on the road, and rushed out of the office to find a bathroom to use cold water wiped his face.

Calm down, it's work Harry.He stared at the mirror in front of the sink and thought.

Harry Potter closed his eyes, trying to erase all those weird articles from his mind.

Excluding the content of the article, the three victims were all authors of the Hogwarts fandom forum. Although they wrote different CPs, they were all about his own CP. The two were used to writing sex scenes, and their endings were also different.Two of them seemed more on the tragic side, while the first...

wrong. Harry Potter suddenly realized that he hadn't checked the ending of the No.1 victim's article.

He quickly returned to the office and clicked on the fanart of the first victim again according to the previous access path.

[He sits there slumped, blood dripping. ]

………… Harry Potter was terrified by the girl's final ending.

Merlin's second aunt!In the end, did he kill all the people who raped him back then?Will this kind of article really not be blocked? Fuck? !

But then, should this be considered a tragedy?

He continued to read the other works of the three girls, and it is true that BE has more, and they all wrote sex scenes.

Harry Potter frowned, now the common characteristics of all the victims were clear: fandom author, good at tragedy.

But if that's the case...why is lavender okay?Is it just because he doesn't drive?

Harry Potter was extremely puzzled.

***

It was past ten o'clock in the evening when Draco Malfoy woke up. He dazedly touched the phone to unlock it, and the interface was still stuck in the private chat window of the forum where he and his wand were too thin.

The last message was still his own "sleeping." The wand was too thin and he still didn't reply. Draco Malfoy frowned, thought for a while and typed a few more words.

[Looking at the stars in the lavender fields: Missing? ]

Then he simply emptied his mind and lay on the bed until the phone next to the pillow vibrated again.

[The wand is too thin: oh, sorry, there was a sudden job break at that moment. ]

Draco Malfoy curled his lips and sent a manual goodbye emoji.

[The wand is too thin: Ah yes, I want to ask you a question. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: There is no free lunch in the world, and you can’t get anything without pictures. ]

[The wand is too thin: ...WTF can I ask for anything other than pictures? ]

[Seeing the Stars in Lavender Fields: Limited Edition Teddy Bears. ]

[The wand is too thin: ...do you have no other hobbies? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: a rare magic item. ]

[The wand is too thin: ... What kind of hobbies are these. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: [Celebrities must act like celebrities.jpg]]

[The wand is too thin: Seriously, I can only consult you on this matter. ]

[Wand too thin: work problem. ]

Draco Malfy raised an eyebrow, a little surprised.Is it still a matter of work?

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: It's really strange, Miss Auror still needs me for work? ]

[The wand is too thin: It's still the case on the previous forum. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: ... If you still want me to go to the Ministry of Magic to accompany you to drink tea, it's free. ]

[The wand is too thin: [Manual goodbye.jpg] Forget it soon. ]

[Wand is too thin: Just one question, why do you have to write BE? ]

Draco Malfoy hadn't expected that the wand was too thin to ask him such a question out of the blue.

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Did I hinder you from being mentally retarded by writing BE? ]

[The wand is too thin: Fuck! [The door is there, roll.jpg]]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Tsk.This is not the end. ]

[The wand is too thin: what do you mean? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I would love to. ]

[The wand is too thin: ... okay, what do you think of those sex scenes on the forum? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: never. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Also, is it appropriate for you, a pornographic artist, to ask me this kind of question?Um? ]

[The wand is too thin: ...]

[The wand is too thin: I mean the kind of special fetish, I draw all normal positions. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: I have no special fetishes. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Why, do you want to develop it? ]

[The wand is too thin: [deny three consecutive.jpg]]

Draco Malfoy frowned at the denial expression on the other side, this girl is also quite interesting.

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: what does it have to do with the forum case? ]

[Wand too thin: no comment. ]

[Looking at the stars in a lavender field: what does this have to do with your work? ]

[The wand is too thin: Aurors always receive all kinds of strange cases. ]

[The wand is too thin: oh, it just occurred to me that now that you're done with work—]

[The wand is too thin: Is Mrs. Lavender updated today? ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Is Miss Xixi updated today? ]

[The wand is too thin: I'm a bit raw, I don't know if I can finish it. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: Damn, Ms. Auror has gone AWOL? ]

[The wand is too thin: work and rest. ]

[Looking at the stars in the lavender field: wait for the update. ]

While chatting with Wand Too Thin, Draco Malfoy had crawled out of bed, ready to go downstairs for a meal.He was also considering whether to write something tonight, Harry Potter's inexplicable attitude was still lingering in his mind.

***

[The wand is too thin: a bit raw. [picture]]

[Fan: I am so happy! ! !Miss Sissy! ! ! ]

[Fan: Damn, the fairy draws pictures!If this is a new hand, I might have to amputate QAQ]

[Fans: Help me——!It's too sweet!It's not perfect for two people to handle a case together! ]

[Fan: Dead dead, I think Malfoy's suit is so handsome, is Sherlock Holmes AU? ]

[Did Caoxi get angry today: What's the situation!what happened!It was updated! ! ! ]

[Fans: Hahahahaha, this must be the calmest Dr. Watson! ]

……

After Draco Malfoy finished writing his own update, it was no surprise that he saw the other party's new work on the home page where the wand was too thin. It was not an unfinished line draft, but a new work.

Harry Potter was inspecting the scene of the crime with a pipe in his mouth, while he was drinking afternoon tea beside him.

The new work, which is set in the style of Muggle novels, is as impeccable as ever in terms of restoration and completion, but—maybe it was really because he was too deeply influenced by Harry Potter's previous attitude, he always felt that the atmosphere of this picture It was very similar to the situation when they were at the Ministry of Magic in the afternoon.

As for his own update...

[Fan: Will I be able to see Mrs. Lavender's HE in my lifetime! ! ! ! ]

[Fan: QAQ is not in vain, I have been chasing him for so long!Has our Mrs. Lavender finally put down the butcher knife and became a Buddha immediately! ]

[Fan: Perform a burst of tears online, please hold on, my wife, you can do it! ]

……

Draco Malfoy swiped through a few grateful comments, picked up his phone and looked at Harry Potter's WLM.

The chat record still stays before he intends to send the analysis report to the other party, and there is no more.He rubbed his phone screen and looked at the reply comments on his latest chapter update on the computer screen.

Happy Ending? Draco Malfoy smiled self-deprecatingly, he didn't even have the courage to accept the other party's friendly attitude, how could he possibly have the chance to clear Happy Ending?

Do not make jokes.

nonexistent.

Tbc