【Deha】Is Mrs. Lavender updated today?

Although Harry Potter is still only an Auror deputy director, he has long been famous as the majestic savior of the wizarding world. After connecting to the Internet these years, his certification on the Hogwarts intranet has become: Hogwarts Well-known alumni of Gryffindor College, war heroes, the youngest Seeker of the century, etc.

In short, he was afraid that others would not know that he had opened a personal homepage on Harry Potter, and the major media and his fans immediately followed his homepage and Weibo.

This gave Harry Potter a headache, because he had a hobby, a little hobby that was not known to outsiders.

In fact, he really likes to draw. When he didn’t open his real name earlier, he drew anonymously on it. After the painting was sent out, some small fans liked his work. After a long time, even if he was anonymous, sometimes someone would find out, hey. Is this the same as the panorama of Hogwarts Castle a few days ago that was painted by a lady!Awesome!

It made him very happy.

It was the kind of happiness that people would like him even if they didn't know he was Harry Potter.

Sometimes Harry Potter wanted to draw, but his mind was empty and he didn't know what to draw. He couldn't be allowed to draw the daily life of the Ministry of Magic. Wouldn't it be to expose his identity.

So he casually asked a question under his painting.

Anonymous: Inspired to run away from home recently, do you have any good suggestions?

As a result, when he got home from work and turned on the computer to check the messages, some of his little fans really gave him some constructive suggestions, such as what to do when you go out to sketch and walk? Painting architectural landscapes can go to different countries to step on the spot? Yes, or what else ma'am you can draw to your heart's desire XD

And he also saw a reply like this.

[Friend, have you heard of the Hogwarts underground fan forum? ]

? ? ? Harry Potter was a little confused, what was that?

[Harry Potter: What's that? ]

[Comment: Uh...well, actually, I just said Mrs. QAQ[Hogwarts Underground Doujin Forum]]

[Harry Potter: It's okay, I'm curious about what you said :)]

Then he clicked on that link, and he couldn't think of any other words for the strange world that came to him besides "no fuck".

What the hell are these? ! ! !

"The Little Black Cat with Blue Eyes and His Potion Owner"

"When the Evil Lord Falls in Love with a Destined Black-Haired Boy"

"A Close Friend Beyond the Line"

"Kiss of the Eater of Souls"

The Redemption of Buckbeak

"Green Apple Paradise Lost"

……

Harry Potter was going to be so frightened by these seemingly normal or abnormal article titles that he poked his eyes and almost smashed his computer with a backhand, and when he saw the characters behind those articles matching tags...

Harry Potter: What did I do wrong for you to treat me like this! ! !And what is Drapple! ! Did Malfoy jerk off to an apple?

To be honest, Harry Potter really didn't have any interest in writing, it always reminded him of when he was in school, holding a large stack of reference books every day, struggling to write papers with lamps and oil, and still couldn't get an O.

So he suppressed the turmoil in his stomach and returned to the homepage of the forum. Since it was a forum, it couldn't be that there were only these mourning articles.

Harry Potter found a large area classification under the Fanwen section, called, Fantu.

picture?painting?He's good at it.

But after Harry Potter clicked in, he realized just how broken his picture was. He actually thought that he could collect some serious painting materials and inspirations in this kind of place.

There are still small sections for different CPs under the big area. This time he learned to be smart, and didn't click to browse all directly, which was really not conducive to his heartbeat. Harry Potter covered his face and turned to one from all kinds of obsessive CP types. He can still barely accept the partition.

Drarry.

That's right, he can accept this, after all...well...he has been secretly in love with that bastard for a long time.

He wanted to see how he and Draco Mafoy would look to other people.

result……

Why the fuck do these people like to draw NC17 what is wrong with the world!There can't be pure love between men, only pornography is left! !And why most of the bastard fucks me instead of me fucks him it can't be! !Damn, Nas looks weak and weak like a dog all day long and still wants to climb on Lao Tzu? !Besides, how painful it is to be fucked! !Have a fucking spring and autumn dream!Merlin refused to agree! ! !

No, this evil wind must be suppressed.

The pen in Harry Potter's hand was ready to move, he was so hungry and thirsty, he must rely on his own strength to break back this crooked trend!If you don't break it back, you will be the savior of the magic world in vain! !

And then—

Ma'am, you can draw your inner desires XD

A week later, Harry Potter posted his first drawing on Drarry, the Hogwarts underground fandom forum.

A little erotic picture of himself pressing Draco Malfoy against the wall for a kiss and trying to tear off his pants.

Author ID: The wand is too thin.

Harry Potter looked at his forum homepage, which was getting more and more followers, he was a little dirty, is this world crazy!

He has already posted a few paintings in this forum full of pornographic atmosphere, from the initial kiss on the wall to the stripping of clothes and trousers, and then he has started... to draw all kinds of pictures without fear. Body position, what is it? Riding a rocking old man pushing a cart and sleeping beauty in the mushroom pavilion...

The most important thing is... He found that although there are many girls in this place, they all drive faster than him, especially the DMHP next door. God, he dare not see those girls draw him as What is it like!

And he found that his little works have had a little effect, because since he also shamelessly threw away the thing called shame, his little fans have become more and more willing to turn against each other, which makes him very satisfied.

For example, he will see a message like this.

[Fans: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! ]

[Fan: Hehehe, look at this small waist, small butt, and calves (ˉ﹃ˉ)]

[Fan: (covers chest) Oh my god, I keep saying that I have a CP cleanliness. This, this, this makes me feel good. This character is too reductive, which makes me suspect that I am standing on the wrong CP. In fact, this is a photo taken by a real person. Bar! ! ]

[The magic wand is too thin: no ≧▽≦ it’s all my obscenity www]

Yes, Harry Potter has recently learned to use kaomoji and some cute emoticons, so that he can better hide in this forum without appearing out of place.

[Fan: Merlin, I'm going to pass out, girl Xixi is as good as ever! ! ]

...It's Miss Sissy again... Well, he doesn't know who first came up with this nickname, and fans who followed him started calling him "Miss Sissy" and "Miss Sissy", and Harry Potter didn't intend to tell his fans He is a man... After all, he doesn't want to lose his horse one day, it would be too embarrassing.

And fortunately it's not detailed...

[Fans: Miss Xixi, are you really not afraid of being checked by the water meter (cover your face)]

[The wand is too thin: Hey, thank you for your concern, don't worry, it won't happen?????]

Nonsense, the job of network security is that he is responsible for checking the water meter.

[Fan: Mrs. What, although it may be rude to say that, but I still want to ask... um... do you take DMHP_(:з」∠)_]

Harry Potter frowned at this reply for a long time, he was a little unhappy, raised his hand and slapped a bunch.

[The wand is too thin: Sorry, I just want to draw HPDM(,,???,,)]

Then he saw that message and it disappeared under his work 1 minute later, presumably it was cleared by the administrator.

After thinking about it, Harry Potter clicked on his homepage and wrote a line in his profile.

HPDM will not be reversed or disassembled!

—Tbc—