young as the wind

02

"I asked you to buy chili sauce, why did you buy it for so long?" Wen Liyuan said disgustedly: "Fortunately, I didn't order the noodles, or I would be stuck right now."

Ye He removed the tugger and pulled his bangs twice, "Something happened."

Wen Liyuan unscrewed the chili sauce and looked at her son's face, "What's wrong with you? Your face is black."

Ye He snorted, walked over to compare the height with Wen Liyuan, and then became even more depressed, just a little taller than his mother, "Mom, why haven't I grown taller yet?"

Wen Liyuan immediately understood what was going on, laughed a few times bluntly, and then waved her hands, "Hurry up and wash your hands, and wait for dinner."

Ye He pouted, "Oh."

Wen Liyuan sighed, "Okay, comfort you, it will definitely grow, maybe one day it will suddenly grow taller, you just need to eat well."

"My stomach is full, and I haven't seen any growth yet." Ye He tugged at his ears, followed Wen Liyuan into the kitchen, and said depressedly, "You don't know what happened to me when I went out."

Wen Liyuan: "What's the matter, you were molested as a little girl?"

Ye He walked over to help Wen Liyuan add water, "Be normal, you are quite old."

Wen Liyuan raised the kitchen knife, "I'll give you a chance."

Ye He: "."

Satisfied, Wen Liyuan put down the kitchen knife, "Tell me, what's the matter."

Ye He thought of that boy, Jiang Luo, and laughed after hearing what he said, and nodded, "Sorry, I misunderstood, I will pay you two ice creams."

He apologized quickly, and Ye He couldn't lose his temper again, "No need." Two ice creams, I want him to have diarrhea.

Jiang Luo: "My name is Jiang Luo, what about you?"

"Ye He."

Jiang Luo wanted to rush back to return the wallet to the lady, took out five yuan from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Ye He: "I still have to pay one, here."

Ye He put the pot on the induction cooker, "He called me a kid."

After a pause, he said again: "But he is indeed quite tall, more than 1.8 meters."

And even though he was not bad looking, his voice was very nice, especially when he laughed. Ye He had a little voice control, only a little, but he also felt that Jiang Luo had the best voice among all the boys he knew.

Wen Liyuan gestured, "You are a little taller than his shoulders."

Ye He: "..."

depressed.

"You take your time, I'll play a game."

"Go."

Ye He recently played a game called Fifth Personality, which was a bit addictive. It was very simple. Four survivors repaired the machine together to avoid the supervisor. If caught, they would sit on the rocket chair. After repairing five machines, the safety door would open. , Survivors run out three times, the survivors win, otherwise the supervisor wins, in the case of a tie, most of the time the supervisor will win.

There is also the best rendition of the whole show. Ye He has played more than 1000 games, and there are more than 700 best renditions.

It's a big guy.

Ye He likes to play the supervisor, and the survivors only played a few rounds. He thought that repairing the machine was boring, but hammering people was more fun. He basically didn’t let people go. After the game, he sued him, saying that he was so cold-blooded and ruthless, hammering again and again, even reaching the door of the cellar.

Ye He replied seriously: If I let you go, I won't have the best performance.

Young lady: ... so mad.

Ye He clicked on the ranking, thought for a while, forget it, the last day of the holiday, today give the survivors a way to survive, don't beat them, he clicked on the survivors.

"Father will not kill today."

But it doesn't mean that he can be killed by others. After 10 minutes, Ye Hegou was the last person. He searched for the cellar all over the map. The crow on his head kept squawking. Still can't find it?

It’s also because he usually plays the Overseer, and he doesn’t know where the cellar is refreshed. After running for a long time, the Overseer found him. It’s a Jack. His claws are extremely long, and he can be invisible. He will be half blooded when he claws down. .

"Hey, I'll go, so I annoy Jack the most, this claw."

Ye He manipulated the character and ran panting, when he suddenly saw the cellar behind the plank, he became agitated and hurriedly ran there, thinking: "Don't catch up, don't catch up, I'll run away..."

In the next second, with a click, Ye He was sent flying far away, the cellar was in front of him, he squatted and moved forward without giving up, just a little bit, just a little bit!

Picked up by Jack.

"Ah, my god!" Ye He threw the mouse, very angry, "What's the matter with this Jack? I'm already in the cellar and still hammering? Is he so cold-blooded?"

After cursing, I suddenly remembered that I was the same way, and laughed, and finally understood the feelings of those people who were hammered to death by him at the door of the cellar. Said to report.

Really bad gaming experience.

Anyway, he was the only one left, and he didn't struggle anymore, so he let Jack tie the rocket chair, who knew Jack walked a few steps, put him down again, and then walked to the side to look at him.

This is bloodletting and death.

"That's fucking overkill."

Ye He was upset, and long-pressed to heal himself. When Jack walked a little farther, he immediately ran up. After running a few steps, another paw came over and slapped him far away.

Ye He: "..."

Dad remembers you.

So skinny.

After going out, Ye He took a screenshot of Jack's ID and created a special category in the photo album called wanted criminal.

This person is finished, and if he is matched in the game in the future, he will definitely experience what despair is.

Back in the game, I saw Jack talking after the game.

-Philanthropist, I'm sorry, I have Princess Jack in my arms, but I don't want to hold you, so I can only bleed you to death.

-Hahaha, devil, devil.

-I hate philanthropists too, little brother is doing well.

Ye He laughed angrily, philanthropists are indeed not very popular in this game, because he is a hooligan.

But it's really annoying to be so targeted and say it out loudly.

He was about to restart the game when Wen Liyuan called him, "Son, eat."

Ye He slumped and shuffled out, "Mom, why every time you call me to eat, I feel like you're calling a pig to eat?"

Wen Liyuan: "If you want to think that way, I can't help it, right?"

When Wen Liyuan was a child, her family raised pigs, and she fed them after school. Before her grandfather passed away, she often pulled Ye He to tell him the embarrassing things that happened when Wen Liyuan fed the pigs.

For example, the pig ran out and hugged Wen Liyuan, making her cry in fright. She was also short and couldn't pour the feed into the trough. With a shake of her hand, the pig food poured half of her body, and when she came back, she was pinched by her grandmother. scold.

Ms. Wen is a very powerful person.

Ye He took a breath and gave a thumbs up, "Sweet."

He went to the kitchen to get two glasses, poured cold water into them, put one in Wen Liyuan's hand, and the other in his own hand, and asked, "Where's the chili sauce I bought?"

Wen Liyuan picked up the poached egg in the bowl and took a bite, squinting her eyes happily, "It's delicious, it's already put in, you can only eat so much, kid, if you eat too much, you will easily get acne on your face."

Ye He also ate Hesai nonsense, and said vaguely: "I'm handsome even if I have acne."

"Nonsense, you have pimples and I will throw you into the trash can right away, it's too ugly and your eyes are hot."

"Then you still have so many acne marks on your face."

"You want to die, don't you?"

Ye He clicked his mouth, ate the noodles silently, and stopped talking.

A woman is nearly forty, so she pays special attention to her age and face, Ye He thought generously, I don't care about her.

After eating, Ye He went to wash the dishes. Wen Liyuan stood at the door of the kitchen and chatted with him, "Ye Xiaohe, do you have someone you like? Mom will help you catch up."

Ye He was helpless, and then sighed: "No."

Wen Liyuan: "That's right. You are so short and cute. Girls probably won't like you. That's all, you can wash it up. I'm going to watch TV."

Ye He: "Ah, let's go watch it, but our teacher said, don't watch that kind of soap opera, it's easy to lose your mind."

"Stinky boy."

"Who asked you to attack me personally." Ye He tidied up the chopping board, "I'm doing this in self-defense, right?"

Wen Liyuan slapped him on the back and went to watch a soap opera.

After cleaning up the kitchen, Ye He went back to his room and played two more games. This time he played the game as a supervisor. He beat the weak human beings hard, and went to recite English vocabulary contentedly.

At the beginning of the semester, Ye He has already chosen liberal arts, and they are the last batch of liberal arts, so it can only be said that they have caught up with their class.

In fact, it doesn't matter what he chooses. Anyway, he doesn't favor subjects, and all subjects are awesome.

Ye Xueba, Ye Baba, awesome.

Apart from being short, there is nothing wrong with it.

After memorizing the vocabulary for a while, Ye He couldn't help touching the fish, stretched out his hand to the mobile phone on the table, opened the class to read, they were all crying and howling and hadn't finished their homework, Ye He read a few, laughed, he Turn on the camera, take a photo of your neatly arranged exercises and papers and send it up.

- it's done.

Xu Qingfeng:! !Ye Xiaohe, if he is a brother, he quickly chatted privately and sent the answer.

Zhou Xiangyang: Ye Xiaohe, don't forget how I dote on you, of course it doesn't matter if you don't give it to me, just don't give it to that bitch above.

Xu Qingfeng:? ?You fucking, I go to your house, you open the door for me, I can't beat you to death, just wait.

Ye He laughed. These two people are the sports committee member and monitor of the class. They are very out of shape, but their grades are actually quite good. We have been friends with him since junior high school, but they grew up together , live at the opposite door, if you want to fight, just open the door, you punch me and kick you in the corridor, and after the fight, you go back to your respective houses.

Ye He has always envied the two of them, the relationship is really good, Tie.

- call daddy.

Ye He crossed his legs.

Zhou Xiangyang quickly: Ye Baba.

Xu Qingfeng: No morals, bullying.

Ye He smiled and pressed the voice button, and sent a voice message:

-I thought about it, and it’s not okay to call me Dad. Last year, the teacher taught us that good students can’t copy homework.

As soon as it was posted, the above two messages were withdrawn, and Zhou Xiangyang sent a middle finger emoji.

-goodbye.

Ye He: "Hahahaha."

The three of them were chatting well in the group, when suddenly a person appeared with a profile picture of a god of death holding a scythe, the bubble was also a god of death, and the font was... In short, he was very pretentious.

- you can't chat in private?The news in the group kept ringing, it was so noisy.

The curvature of Ye He's lips remained unchanged, and he looked at the screen quietly. After a minute passed, Zhou Xiangyang didn't send any more messages, neither did Xu Qingfeng, nor did he.

"Let you pretend."

Zhou Xiangyang scolded people in their multi-person chat, "Stupid stuff."

Xu Qingfeng: "Just ignore him."

This god of death was the one who was in the same dormitory with him in the first year of high school. He was fine in the class, but when he returned to the dormitory, he was full of foul language, discussed girls loudly with others, and didn't take a shower for two or three days.

Ye He curled his lips, his mood somewhat ruined.

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Thank you Toffee, Mingzhi for the thunder you voted for me, and Mingyue’s nutrient solution, I will always say thank you like this in the future, um, make a fist!