[Sword III + Magic Dao] Apprentice training strategy

Wei Wuxian felt that he was more frightened today than ever before.

He and Lan Wangji were out hunting at night a few days ago, and his master Fei Ge sent a letter to tell him to come back, saying that there was a surprise for him, and as soon as he heard it, he flew back with Lan Zhan Yujian.

After arriving at Changge, he discovered that the so-called surprise of the master was actually only surprise, not joy.

Looking at the limp little man stuffed into his arms, Wei Wuxian's whole body stiffened, wanting to cry but not tears.

This is too scary.He was scared out of his wits.

However, compared to his stiffness and bewilderment, the little person in his arms was much more at ease than him, and he didn't recognize his life at all. As soon as he fell into his arms, he showed him a toothless smile. Wan Wan, scratching around with his small hands, accidentally grabbed his hair, giggling non-stop.

Wei WuXian wanted to put her down, but despite the fact that the little girl was so small, she was very strong, so she insisted on grabbing him and refusing to let go.Wei Wuxian had no choice but to maintain a stiff posture of holding the child. Looking at Lan Zhan, he was the same, holding the child in his arms, standing upright, but his face had a rare look of blank eyes, and his soul flew into the sky. outside appearance.

He said that he picked up two children at the door and found that they looked more like Wei Ying and Lan Zhan. He thought it was fate, so he took the children back and let them raise them.

Wei Wuxian didn't even bother to complain that his master would not find a better excuse for lying, who would believe that he picked it up?Let's just say that the little girl in his arms has a natural smiling face, and everyone who sees has a pair of eyebrows and eyes that are so sweet that they look like him when he was a child, not to mention she has a pair of blue and forgetful eyes. Lan Wangji's identical glazed eyes make people doubt her relationship with Lan Wangji.

The world of self-cultivation is full of rumors that Yiling Patriarch is omnipotent. Wei Wuxian feels that if he really takes this child out with him, the news that Yiling Patriarch will have a child will definitely spread everywhere. .In case, all the families of the immortal sect came to ask him what kind of fertility medicine he wanted, what would he do?

The more Wei Wuxian thought about it, the more worried he became, not knowing where his thoughts had gone.

"Wei Ying. Wei Ying?" Hearing Lan Zhan calling him, Wei WuXian came back to his senses and asked, "What's wrong?"

"What do you think is wrong with him?" Lan Wangji was completely absorbed by the soft creature in his arms, so he didn't notice Wei Wuxian's fugue.The child in his arms who had been sleeping obediently woke up at some point and stared at him, not knowing what he was looking at. Knowing whether the embrace was uncomfortable, the originally quiet child suddenly pursed her mouth and silently shed two tears.Now Lan Wangji was terrified.Lan Wangji, who has traveled through countless worlds, feels well-informed, and has become more comfortable with the teasing of Taoist couples, has no choice but to ask Wei Ying for help.

But how did Wei Ying know that both of them were newbies, and they were forced to work directly without giving them any time to adapt.

To make matters worse, as soon as Wei Ying approached, the little girl in his arms didn't know if she felt his brother's pain, and also burst into tears.When she started crying, it was different from the other one who was wronged silently and shed tears silently, she howled without crying, her voice was so loud that it could break the roof.

The two looked anxious, but they were at a loss.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way." Lin Qiong came in from the door, and Yun Zhi behind her was holding two feeding bottles on a tray, which contained warmed goat's milk.Lin Qiong stuffed a bottle of milk for each of the two little babies, and the crying babies stopped immediately. Although the tears were still hanging on their eyelids, they had firmly grasped their rations with both hands and ate them contentedly. up. "Xiao Xiaoer is really hungry. Both of them are good children, easy to take care of, but you fathers should also remember when they will be hungry, drink milk, and when I'm sleepy, I need to go to bed, and when I want you to play with me, I'll remember them all for you, and you just need to follow them one by one."

Seeing Lin Qiong take out a book thicker than three inches from his bosom, Wei WuXian's head was extremely big, and he quickly interrupted her chatter: "No, master. Why are we two children? A child..." Where did it come from?

"Nonsense, it doesn't matter who you are, could it be your master and me? These two children will belong to you and Wangji from now on. Why don't you want to?" Lin Qiong glanced at him, full of threats, if you dare not Agree to try.

Wei Wuxian was a little mad, "Master, it's not a question of whether we want to or not, the question is where did these two children come from? If you picked them up, you should quickly find a way to return them. The children are so young, leave It’s not good to lose your biological parents.” With a child as old as A Yuan, it’s okay for him to tease, but these two are so young, how do you take care of them?He won't.So small, so soft, so scary, ahhh, what if he gets spoiled?

"I said that what I picked up was picked up, and no one wants it. If you don't want it, then no one wants it." Lin Qiong didn't bother to discuss this question with her apprentice, and asked another person who could make the decision. "Forget the machine, what do you think?"

"This is our child." Lan Wangji said calmly.Although he didn't know how Master Lin got the children, he felt that these two children must be his and Wei Ying's children.

"No, Lan Zhan, why are you going crazy with the master." Although these two children are very cute, he actually likes children very much, especially after thinking about it countless times, if there is one who looks like him, he also looks like Lan Wang What would a machine child look like, but it didn't mean he was capable of taking away children.

【Host, you frightened your apprentice. 】

"It's okay, it's okay. Haha..." Master Wuliang laughed enough, and finally explained, "This is the child of you and Wangji, the real thing." Lin Qiong raised her hand to stop Wei Wuxian from asking, "As for How did the child come here, I won’t talk about it, I just ask if you want it?” Uh-huh, I said it’s gene fusion training, future high-tech, can you understand?

With the system in hand, I own the world.It's just a small thing to use the genes of two people to conceive the next generation.

A male and a female twins are the best match that countless people can't dream of.

"Master..." Wei Wuxian was very powerless, he always felt that he was talking to a duck, but before he could continue to ask, Lan Wangji immediately agreed.

"These two children will be my and Wei Ying's children in the future." Although Wei Ying did not personally give birth to these two children, these two children are indeed their blood children. Just holding him like this, he felt a kind of blood connection. Intimacy.

The child in his arms was full, and spit out a milk bubble at him. The milk bubble burst without being poked. .Lan Wangji's stern face instantly softened a lot. His and Wei Ying's child is really the cutest child in the world.

"Lan Zhan?" Wei Wuxian turned to look at him, and found that there was a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, like the sunshine reflecting the snow, although it was only for a moment, but Wei Wuxian saw it in his eyes.Suddenly, she felt that these two fluffy little creatures still had something to offer. Since Lan Zhan liked it, let's keep them.Patriarch Yiling is omnipotent, so is he still afraid of two children?

When the two learned how to hold the child in a smooth manner, they were ruthlessly driven out of the villa by Lin Qiong.Her original words were "Since they are the children of the Wei family and the Lan family, you can't hide them. Take them to identify the family and make a genealogy by the way."

Wei Wuxian said, I cannot be frightened alone, but everyone should be frightened together.Therefore, based on the principle of proximity, the two decided to go to Gusu first.

Today's cloud deep unknown place is as peaceful and quiet as ever.

The eldest nephew was led astray by Changge's Meng Wujiu, leaving the Lan family's family affairs alone and running around all day, trying to open the Xiuxian Academy all over the cultivation world, the younger nephew was abducted by Wei Wuxian, Whenever there is chaos, there will be troubles, and the reputation will become more and more famous, but under normal circumstances, people will not be seen. Lan Qiren is angry, and Lan Qiren is very angry.

Wei Wuxian's unique way of crossing the catastrophe caused a wave of unhealthy trends in the cultivation world. Today's monks don't want to follow the steps and practice hard, but want to learn from him and take shortcuts. One by one, they want to create a .Hmph, if it was so easy to open another one, and it was their turn, the ancestors would have explored countless avenues long ago.It's just that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and these younger generations are actually fearless, saying that what the ancestors of Yiling can do, so can they.

Even the Gusu Lan clan is not exempt, the juniors adore him so much, Wei Wuxian tried to imitate all the bastard things he did before, such as those who went out at night, drank, fished, and all kinds of innocent things. Strange escapes happened one after another, and repeated prohibitions continued, Lan Qiren was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born.In order to suppress this unhealthy trend, Lan Qiren felt that the three thousand family rules could no longer restrain them, so he asked all the juniors who made mistakes not only to copy the house rules, but also to copy them upside down.Not only that, but he personally supervised and did not allow any cut corners.

After carrying out this way, the disciples finally calmed down a little.Satisfied, Lan Qiren smiled.Unexpectedly, just when he felt that it was going smoothly, the disciple suddenly came to report that it was Hanguang-Jun who had returned.

Hearing that his little nephew came back, Lan Qiren was overjoyed at first, and then surprised, because he suddenly remembered that his little nephew had a Taoist companion, that Wei Wuxian who was inseparable from him.He looked at the hesitant expression of his disciples, he was afraid that Wei Wuxian would also follow him, and Yun Shen didn't know where he was. He suddenly felt his blood surging, his head ached, and he couldn't even breathe smoothly. He tried his best to calm down. After calming down, he said: "Come back when you come back. Yun Shen doesn't know that this is his home. Naturally, come whenever you want, and leave when you want. There is no need to report, just leave."

The disciple saluted him and was about to leave, but before he left, he couldn't help but remind him: "Mr. Hanguang didn't come back alone. He still..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Lan Wangji's voice from outside the door, "Uncle, Wangji asks to see you."

The student swallowed back the words that came to his lips, and hurriedly exited the door.When passing by the courtyard, I saw Hanguang-jun and a Yiling patriarch each holding a child, and another Yiling patriarch was following behind, holding two snow-white lambs with lively eyes. .Although he was curious in his heart, he was a qualified student of the Lan family. He suppressed his eager heart and walked over pretending not to look sideways. In fact, the corner of his eyes never left the little child in the arms of the few people, and he was curious. Seeing that he was about to reach the door, it was inevitable that he would feel a little regretful.

However, before he walked out of the yard, two ropes were stuffed into his hands.He looked up, and Wei Wuxian in black grinned at him, "These two sheep, please help settle them down. This is the ration of those two little ancestors. Be careful. If there is nothing to eat, the two sheep I'm afraid this little ancestor is going to overturn Yun Shen's unknown place."

Everyone in the world of cultivating immortals knows that Wei Wuxian has the art of sex, and he is not surprised to see it now, and just nods in agreement.Seeing that he agreed, Wei Wuxian took out a small book from his pocket, "This is the breeding guide, just follow it."

The student opened the small book, which wrote the time of three meals a day, eating specific spiritual herbs, drinking water from spiritual springs, how many hours a day to be exposed to the sun, walking for an hour, and where to sleep at night The temperature should not be too low, the humidity should be suitable, and it should not be too noisy.When milking, you should play some music to relax, otherwise it will be irritable and want to kick people.

Student, "..." Isn't this an ancestor?

Wei Wuxian stuffed him another basket, which contained several bundles of dewy tender grass, "This is today's spiritual grass, for the future, you can plant the seeds tonight and use your spiritual power to give birth to them."

Lord Hanguang and Patriarch Yiling had already walked into the room and couldn't see anything. The disciple led the two sheep and walked out regretfully, but before he was far away, he heard old Mr. Lan roar, "You What are you talking about? It's impossible!" I pricked up my ears and wanted to continue listening, but found that I couldn't hear anything.

Old Mr. Lan also violated the family rule of not making noise, so why should he punish himself?

Wei WuXian in black was startled by the roar, he quickly put his raised foot back, picked out his ears, pondered for a moment, then suddenly made a leap, flipping over the wall.He doesn't want to get involved in this kind of thing.Let the main body bear the anger of old man blue.

After Lan Xichen received the letter, he hurried back to Yunshen, and all he saw was his uncle sitting with his little nephew in his arms. Although he didn't have a smile on his face, he wasn't as serious as usual. On the other side, Wei Wuxian was holding a pink swaddling baby, sitting upright, his whole body tilted to one side, just to make fun of the two children together, and Lan Qiren rarely scolded him, asking him to sit upright.

The whole family sits together, and the picture is extremely harmonious.

Lan Xichen straightened his clothes that were a little disheveled due to the rapid flight, and said hello to Lan Qiren.Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw a scene that shocked him, and he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and the usual smile on his face seemed a little awkward.

Lan Qiren frowned, and just wanted to remind him to pay attention to his manners, but he didn't want his chest to feel hot, then he smelled a strange smell, and hurriedly lowered his head, it turned out that a child had urinated on him, but he He also opened a pair of big round eyes, looking at him innocently, not knowing how much trouble he had caused the adults.

Lan Qiren's expression remained unchanged, but the others, Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji lowered their heads, not daring to look at them, Wei Wuxian turned around while holding the child, but his shoulders shook, obviously I was holding back my laughter.

"Hmph, laugh, laugh, what's so funny." Lan Qiren gave Wei Wuxian an unhappy look, looked at the baby in his arms, and stared at him who was ignorant, and then he didn't know what to think, quite a bit Said reminiscently, "Xichen and Wangji were like this when they were young. I don't know how many clothes I have ruined. In the blink of an eye, you have grown so big."

As soon as the words fell, looking at the surprised eyes of the two nephews, Lan Qiren realized that something was wrong with his words.He never hugged his nephew in front of people before, and he did it occasionally when no one was around.At that time, Xichen Wangji was still young, so naturally he didn't remember it.

Having said these things, Lan Qiren was inevitably a little embarrassed, his face showed a little bit, he quickly got up, handed the child in his arms to Lan Wangji, turned around and went to the inner room.

Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji brothers looked at each other, exchanged glances twice, and decided not to mention this matter.Lan Wangji took the child over, apologized to his elder brother, and took the child to the cubicle to change clothes.

Seeing that he and Lan Xichen were the only ones left, Wei Wuxian stopped laughing, handed the second girl in his hand to him, and asked, "Brother, do you want to give me a hug?" Putting it in his arms, he sat aside carelessly, not caring whether the little girl was willing or not.

Fortunately, the child didn't recognize his birth. When he saw this person who looked very similar to Papa Lan, he closed his mouth and smeared his face with a smile.Lan Xichen didn't dislike him either, and even adjusted a posture that made the child feel comfortable, holding him in his arms.This move is much more proficient than the novice Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, probably the experience he got from holding Lan Wangji when he was a child.

It's a pity that the little girl was restless in his arms, scratching here and there, and accidentally grabbed Lan Xichen's cracked ice pinned to his waist, and pulled it out with a single force.Lan Xichen didn't stop her and let her play.The little girl stuffed it into her mouth, her saliva smeared everywhere, and she was having a great time playing with herself.

"Hey, this girl is really strong, she must have inherited Lan Zhan, brother, don't be surprised." Wei Wuxian couldn't help covering his face, this girl took everything and stuffed everything into her mouth, she really didn't see anything wrong.The cracked ice was covered with saliva, so how could he look directly at the cracked ice in the future?

"It's okay, it's a good thing to be more lively. Wuxian, can we choose good names for the two children?" Lan Xichen asked Wei Wuxian while blocking her with his hands so that she wouldn't poke him.

"Not yet. Don't worry about the name. You can think about it slowly. Right now, it's just a little boy and a little boy. However, Lan Zhan and I have already made up our minds about two children. The older boy is named Lan, and the younger girl is called Lan Zhan." My surname is Wei." With the old-fashioned family rules of the Lan family, the girl's family is raised here, not to mention that she doesn't know what kind of old-fashioned temperament she will be taught in the future, and I'm afraid that the number of times she can meet is rare, so it's better not to.

"Alright." No matter how this child came from, as long as Lan Wangji admits it, Gusu Lan's will not deny it.Lan Wangji's heir is the direct heir of the Gusu Lan clan. On the one hand, Lan Xichen is sincerely happy that his younger brother has a second son, but on the other hand, he can't help but have some other thoughts. The idea of ​​​​maybe it can be realized, right?

Although the process was a bit frustrating, the result was good.Lord Qing Heng personally gave the child a name, Min, Lan Min, the word Moli, Han Guangjun Lan Wangji chose the word, Wei Wuxian was touched, and directly decided that the word for the little girl is called "never abandon", as for the little girl As for the girl's name, leave it to his parents to pick it up.

As for the things recorded in the genealogy, we still have to wait for another child to take a name and write them together.Although her surname is Wei and not Lan, she is also Lan Wangji's child, so she must be treated equally.

Things went much smoother than Wei Wuxian thought, Lan Qiren didn't drive the two of them out, and he didn't ask Lan Wangji to kneel in the ancestral hall and get a ruler, after confirming that the two children were indeed Lan Wangji's blood After the child, he was reluctant in his mouth, but he accepted it happily in his heart.I thought that my little nephew had lost his sleeve, and it would be impossible to have offspring in this life, but who knew that he unexpectedly had a child, let alone two children who seemed to be smart and talented at first sight, how could Lan Qiren be dissatisfied .

Everything is developing in a positive direction, and of course there are times when it is not harmonious, such as in the quiet room at night, at the critical moment of certain things, there is a burst of eardrum-shattering crying from the cubicle, which not only makes people lose interest in an instant, It also makes people get up involuntarily to check the situation.

Wei Wuxian: "..."

Lan Wangji: "..."

"Lan Zhan." Wei Wuxian gritted his teeth and said, "Brother likes children very much, why don't you send him there tomorrow and ask him to take care of him for a few days?"

Lan Wangji: "...Okay!"

The author has something to say: Wang Xian must have no regrets in his life. It is said that he lacks two little ones?Make it up, make it up! O(∩_∩)O